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Literature › Re: Top 10 Nigerian Writers Of All Time. by RealAlfranco: 1:17pm On Apr 21, 2015*

searching4love:

CHINUA ACHEBE IS OVERRATED AND SHOULDN'T BE ON THAT LIST. THE ONLY FAMOUS BOOK HE WROTE WAS "things fall apart" AND IT WAS A FLUKE COS HE NEVER REPEATED SUCH. HE IS AN AVERAGE WRITER WHO DOESN'T DESERVE SUCH RECOGNITION

You need love man, I'm sure ur brain is having a hard tym comprehending da stu.pid statement ur hand jst wrote. Have a nice day.

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Politics › Re: 3 Things I’ll Do For Troubled North East — BUHARI by RealAlfranco: 1:11am On Apr 21, 2015

I mean if Buhari can just shut up and quietly CHANGE things like he and his cohorts promised,that'll be great. And personally,I hope he delivers... And truth be told, NorthEast needs more than 3 things abeg.

I just hope Buhari's gang won't spectacularly f*ck things up. I trust da man,not his friends.

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Business › Re: Xenophobia: MTN Nigeria Warns Of 6,000 Job Losses by RealAlfranco: 12:46am On Apr 21, 2015

koligs:
IGBO phobia will soon start on Nairaland

Bad people

Say No to IGBO phobia

ur own jst turn like say u no get sense

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Crime › Re: Woman Stabs 10 Years Old Girl In Her Vagina In Lagos (Graphic Picture) by RealAlfranco: 2:28pm On Apr 20, 2015*

What da hell? The evil people commit starts from a young age. But why the 10yr old girl go fiddle with 3yr old pikin possai na?? Did the 10yr old girl really fiddle with their daughter's snatch?? Are the parents actually mentally stable? I hope the circle of abuse doesn't continue.Because their 'abused' daughter may abuse sum1 sexually tomorrow,and a circle continues. Most sexually abused people were @ a point in their young age abused too (this is my finding, by the way).

But na wa o... U stab person for yansh,like say na chest and u cun add pepper.. This wickedness is ingenious!

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Celebrities › Re: Terry G Cuts Dreadlocks..(photo) by RealAlfranco: 12:34pm On Apr 12, 2015

The weed has CHANGED its message and doctrine

Politics › Re: I’ll Accept Defeat In Good Faith ─ Agbaje by RealAlfranco: 3:59am On Apr 12, 2015

I won't comment 'cos I have nothing to say

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Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Act Exceptionally Nice To Pretty Girls? (Photos) by RealAlfranco: 3:11pm On Mar 16, 2015

Olutola88:
At one point, there was a Mario girl that made many guys here act preposterously.

Each time I visited the Romance section, I saw all sorts of guys carrying her matter on their heads like Darling Yaki. Some stalking her and many saying so much about her beauty.

On one fateful night I innocently visited d Romance section & came across her picture on one beauty thread. E be like say Electricity shock me cos I was not only disappointed in her looks but the obsequious act of her sycophants also fell me flat.

My instinct instructed me 2 give “them” a benefit of doubt by asking “Is this the Mario gal many guys here always claim is so so so Beautiful”? I was like... Excuse me! I expressed my disappointment in her looks as I expected way better.

I wasn't even allowed to Land b4 one boy just jumped 4rm a corner I didn't know. He got all defensive... YES! I love soldiers, brave ones @ that. But I don't like a Nigerian soldier flexing muscles on the streets of Lagos when Boko Haram are wasting lots of innocent lives in Borno.

That boy that jumped to defend her would have made sense if he defended her Adroitly, Astutely, Diplomatically, Intelligently or Wisely. But as a Mature Gentleman, I ignored his ignorance.

The boy's moniker read Naijaboy. So, that scenario came to mind when I saw the same boy criticizing guilty boys like him. Well, I wouldn't know if he's grown now...

Believe me, my dad is an engineer

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Celebrities › Re: Nadia Buari Struts Her First Post Baby Bod, Check Out Her Twins by RealAlfranco: 3:40pm On Mar 10, 2015

This is one of the twin, recent research showed that the twins born on the 2nd of march,2015 by a Ghanaian actress were born with special hormones which makes them grow faster than any other twin we've ever seen or heard of. The hormones makes it possible for them to almost outgrow their mother in less than 2weeks of being born, grow longer hair than whoever their father is, and the ability to wear timbaland shoes.

Believe me, I am an engineer!

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Celebrities › Re: Hilarious Photos Of How Wizkid, 2face, Davido,genevieve & Others Would Look In A by RealAlfranco: 3:23pm On Mar 10, 2015

2face: Still Handsome till thy will be done on earth.

Celebrities › Re: Rita Dominic Is Fierce In New Photo by RealAlfranco: 1:31pm On Mar 10, 2015

searching4love:

ALL I SEE IS A SHAMELESS OLD CARGO FROM THE FLAT HEADED REGION

Next!!!!

Shameless?? But guy think, and re-think. If dis lady didn't offend u personally, and u call her shameless for no reason. Then ask God for forgiveness.

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Celebrities › Re: Five Artists That Should Give Up Singing by RealAlfranco: 12:02pm On Mar 08, 2015

jaykaylegend:
I agree with OP jare except for davido. Bt all of una wey dey shout jesse jagz since,, how many hit songs him done release for the past 3 years?? Even him hit songs sef na still wack songz dem be.. What has jesse jagz sang that nobody has sang??

Even MI doesn't have Jesse's talent, Originality, and overall sense making. Jesse doesn't do jukpa music, da type u prefer. U'll need to attain a certain level of maturity to understand what I'm trying to say, and to understand Jessa Jags's music.

Its Jesse Jags Nation Baby!!

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Celebrities › Re: Five Artists That Should Give Up Singing by RealAlfranco: 11:56am On Mar 08, 2015

I saw Jesse Jags, I wept for the OP.

This is BLASPHEMY

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Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious Pics Of Dangote Inlaw Wannabes by RealAlfranco: 3:50pm On Mar 05, 2015

KELVIN086:
our future commanders/generals

Guy body no be fire wood. I mean dey are soldiers,bt it doesn't make dem robots too. Mayb dis is da only opportunity they have to nap a bit... Let me not waste ur time. U WON'T UNDERSTAND.

Celebrities › Re: I Took Linda Ikeji For Granted - Ex Boyfriend, Dan Foster by RealAlfranco: 11:09am On Feb 22, 2015

She is a nice kid...

She is an honest kid

Ok,da guy is still calling her a kid o. Meaning?? yabbing still hasn't stopped yet...

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Romance › Re: Introverts In A Relationship, How Do You Cope by RealAlfranco: 2:03pm On Feb 21, 2015

freegaza:
It is not easy...I don't have a galfriend since 2009...My first and last gf got married and since then I have been single... She is an extrovert and me an introvert... People always think am boring and soo quit...But she thinks am the best thing that has happened in her life...We are still friends her husband inclusive

Stories that touch the heart. Bro ur wife is on her way. I don't know the route she's taking,but she's coming! BELIEVE!!!

Family › Re: Why Do Men Take Advantage Of Advanced Single Ladies? by RealAlfranco: 8:19pm On Feb 20, 2015

mutter:
Many Men and women that reach a mature age before getting married are very difficult to live with.
They are set in their ways and do not want to make much change or just cannot make the change.
They have their lifestyle and cat adjust.
When a man in this situation marries a woman, he usually marries a younger woman who completely adjust to fit in to the man`s lifestyle.
For women it is nearly impossible to get a much younger man to marry.
Furthermore the man sees himself as the head of the home and does not want to marry woman he cannot control.

It is possible that the man really wanted a serious relationship but then he found out he could not cope because he could not be the man he wants to be in this relationship.

Women really need to stop looking for ready- made men and be ready to build with a man.

Lady,The internet approves ur statement... I don't usually give it out,but you earned it!

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Sports › Re: Who Are Your Best Footballers Of All-time? (the Players You Watched Play) by RealAlfranco: 11:11am On Feb 19, 2015*

My greatest XI
In goal : Petr Cech ( Chelsea and Czech)
Right Back : Cafu (brazil)
Centre Backs : John Terry ( England and Chelsea) ,Paolo Maldini ( Italy and AC Milan).
Left Back : Roberto Carlos (Brazil)
.
MIDFIELDERS
Michael Ballack (Germany), Frank Lampard (England), Zinedine Zidane (France).
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FORWARDS
Lionel Messi(Barcelona and Argentina), Ronaldo De Lima (Brazil),Luis Figo (Portugal).
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Subs
(GK) Gigi Buffon(Italy)
(GK) Oliver Kahn (Germany);
(DF)Branislav Ivanovic (Serbia and Chelsea)/ Lilian Thuram (France)
(DF)Ivan Helguera (Spain and Real Madrid)/Carles Puyol(Spain and Barcelona)
(DF)Jaap Stam (Netherland)
(DF)Ashley Cole (England)/ Bixente Lizarazu (France)
(MF) Yaya Toure (Ivory Coast)
(MF)Andrea Pirlo (Italy)
(MF)Bastian Schweinsteiger (Germany)
(MF) Austin Okocha (Nigeria)
(FW) Luca Toni/ Alessandro Del Piero (Italy)
(FW) Andrey Shevchenko (Ukraine)

Romance › Re: Must A Lady Have Big Bosoms For Her To Look Attractive by RealAlfranco: 10:12pm On Feb 18, 2015

Big boobs > small boobs (average boobs fan)

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Sports › Re: Sam Ibiam Nigeria's First Goalkeeper (Picture) by RealAlfranco: 8:28pm On Feb 17, 2015

Pls,this land is for sale. Airforce1 needs the money to fund his upcoming album. Remember,he's joining them soon. Thanks

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Family › Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by RealAlfranco: 12:46pm On Feb 12, 2015

Back in my 100level days. I was staying with my aunt cos I moved far away from my state of residence. I couldn't speak my own language properly. So one day we were in da compound. My aunt's 3yr old daughter was sitting on my lap. Dis guys were roasting me,saying I couldn't speak my language.( my aunt and some peeps in da compound). They said I shud say atleast two sentences. I said it;for my mind I don try totally o.. Den from nowhere my aunt's daughter blasted " see how he is pronouncing da words,like one baby dat is learning how to speak". Dis was a 3yr old gal o, I was about 20yrs old. I didn't utter a word again

I jst dropped her from my lap,stood up cleaned my trouser and left dat place. That was the best reaction I cud think of at dat moment

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Literature › Re: Lie Much? by RealAlfranco: 9:57pm On Feb 09, 2015

Some lies can make u question ur sanity! It will surprise u dat another human being can jst brew sumthng out of his system,just like dat!

Perfect reaction when u hear these things!

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2014 Nigerian Navy Recruitment Exercise Result Is Out by RealAlfranco: 11:35am On Feb 08, 2015

My sis name wasn't on it... Mehn,Damn!!! But congrats to all those who made it... I pray u guys succeed in the interviews!!! Happy sunday!!

Celebrities › Re: M.I Reveals 5 Nigerian Women He's Crushing On by RealAlfranco: 8:33pm On Feb 05, 2015

davdandam:
I'll say this once only. ....I'm crazy about Eva alordiah

mehn e be like say da que go long bdat o

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Jokes Etc › Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by RealAlfranco: 9:32pm On Feb 04, 2015

SELENAqueensy:
Akwa ibomite mbok its not
Not My Kod, its My God
Not Chisos, its Jesus
Not Yacket, its Jacket
Not Yunsion, its Junction
Not Seben, its Seven

Igbo biko its not,
Not revel, its level
Not vely, its very
Not levelation, its revelation
Not bloda, its brother
Not ling load, its Ring Road

Hausa abeg its not
Not Frovelm, its problem
Not pouty, its fourty
Not 'walahi I no dey', its 'he is not around'
Not pipty pipe, its fifty five

da bolded brought tears to my eyes

Education › Re: No Holiday For Schools During Elections –shekarau by RealAlfranco: 8:24pm On Feb 02, 2015

nanyya5000:
I'm sure some parents will give their kids the holiday themselves esp in the northeast.

You are not wrong! Da warning I received from my mom last week friday scared me to bits and pieces. I no even know wen I go park to find bus to my house!

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Health › Re: How To Keep Vagina Clean And Healthy (NHS) by RealAlfranco: 9:29am On Jan 21, 2015

achinaboy:
i like the smelly ones,leave me alone

hehehe ,u don mad finish!! U don make me laff dis early morning o

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Jokes Etc › Re: Lolz. What Would You Do If You Are Man? by RealAlfranco: 6:14pm On Jan 12, 2015

1stola:
Your mother is a whóre
Your father is a drunkard old fool
You are a bastard son of a whóre from Aluu community of Biafra

I totally accept! but they're better than ur parents sha!

Travel › Re: Crazy Things People Do During Harmattan Season In Jos by RealAlfranco: 3:34pm On Jan 12, 2015

Doubting Thomas full here sha... Jos cold no be here o...

I went fot training on saturday morning,I think for 30 mins after it started we cudnt see either goalposts. Just take shot anyhw. All through,we played and ran for almost 2hrs 30mins but sweat no show.. Upon da full dressing bdat o...
U won't believe,untill u xperience it see how foggy it was in da morning,camera no get liver to even clear sef.

Celebrities › Re: Olamide Chilling Out With Obafemi Martins (Photo) by RealAlfranco: 3:03pm On Jan 12, 2015

Superleo:
I have a crush on martins.
Hot ebony macho guy.

what did I just read? huh

Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye And Son In Matching Chelsea Outfit (Photo) by RealAlfranco: 10:55am On Jan 11, 2015

Nihilist:
I hope this finally dispels the myth that only agberos support Chelsea

Charlize Theron and Snoop Dogggy Dogg are also fans of our great club.

COYB

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/07/22/article-1083477-05CBDF32000005DC-959_224x252.jpg

https://c2.staticflickr.com/8/7089/7300776656_ba0152a4b1.jpg

I support chelsea bt snoop dogg no get base o... Dat one is everywhere. He supports chelsea,man u,arsenal,barca,ajax. Just name it!!! Ibrahimovic is more loyal to a club dan him

Jokes Etc › Re: Lolz. What Would You Do If You Are Man? by RealAlfranco: 10:37am On Jan 11, 2015

1stola:
I know that's what PEJ will say.

I know that's what ur mother will say grin

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