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pocohantas:
POSSIBLE REASONS HE IS BOOLESS.

...Dude is quite dark, I guess women have a hard time seeing him.
Solution: Wear bright colours.

...He has realised how overrated modern relationships are
Solution: Try again, this time he should make sure he is deserving of what he wants to attract.

...His bae is out of town.
Solution: Nil.

...He is broke and the girls he has been approaching think broke guys shouldn't be in a relationship...let alone having erections. Orgasm is a luxury, they can't afford it.
Solution: Hustle, then place one bundle of $100 on his forehead to increase his visibility.

...He is boring and can't get or keep a bae down.
Solution: He should work on other desirable qualities.

...He is gay and doesn't wanna spoil a 'heterosexual' picture.
Solution: Nairaland elders would help with this.

I hope he has a boo in the next group picture...Bye.

Einstein.

pocohantas will not see this one o. Tcheew!!!

NafeesaAA:
His name is DSP Sagir Usman Shugaba, a member of Cadet Inspector course 36/2002. Currently the ADC to the Executive Governor of Kogi state.

Your boo.

madjune:
Get a babe from the local community and the rest will be added onto you.

Like the meanest gangster's babe?

Congrats!

MissRaine69:
Or just use the block button
Why bother with all that?

Yes, Raine. Just enter nuclear launch codes, enter coordinates, and push the block launch button.

SeaQ:
Hey Buddy wizkid deal with RCA Record is an album deal not a collarbo deal. So he z spending is money.

He showed his contract to you?

junnaiskye:
At least they did something, what have you done about it besides "laughing" about it.

She's speaking out.

Great.

martineverest:
Not a hater.... I hope wizzy is saving and investing just like 2face and psquare?..... If he keeps splashing money on collabo with American artistes just to shade Davido who will later fall back to his father's wealth,then Mc Harman syndrome won't hesitate to visit him



I know many kids here will throw insults at me for saying the truth

What are you talking about? Do you even know who RCA records are? What makes you think he's spending his own cash on features while signed to one of the world's top record labels? No wonder you were arguing Beyonce was more popular than Ronaldo. Goes to show how some people on nairaland are not worth arguing with.

folakemigeh:
Viewer's discretion should be written..


He got what he wanted, No pity

She saw something she can't unsee. Chuchuchuchuhuhuhahaha!!!

And pocohantas cannot even draw a crooked line.

Da heck is alakada reloaded?
Not sure I'd want to see a movie with that kinda title.

banmee:
Then how come you don't know that problems not attended to quickly has a multiplier effect? You don't have drainages in Nigeria and are now shocked that floods are happening. Worse is you are looking for something to blame it on.

I said bad drainages alone are not to blame. Yes, the drainages are bad, but the intensity of rainfall has also increased. For example, the village between Kaduna and Abuja. Was there ever a drainage system there? So why did they go from zero/negligible flooding to overflooding in a year?

And if rainfall is now more intense, then why?

Elnida:
you will. lol..she does not make noise for no just cause.
it may not be all but more than half of it will captivate you.

Being a very choosy person, if I find a quarter of it captivating, then it means Nollywood has really grown in leaps and bounds...lol

banmee:
Guy, this is primary school knowledge na. When a people refuse to plan their society and their lives this is what you get. Nigerians build houses anywhere and anyhow. No drainages, no roads, no town planning and you expect not to have problems. Plus they are dirty as phuck throwing trash into the few drainages meant to curb situations like these. How the phuck does a city in the north have flood for instance? It is like having flood in Saudi arabia. You guys don't plan and worse is you don't take responsibility for your lack of it. It is always someone elses fault. Another problem is a lot of you don't have the necessary schooling to solve any kind of problem. How do solve a problem when you don't know what the problem is hence your question. Unbelievable. What a people. Smh.

Lol...I'm not talking about Lagos. I didn't hear of such rampant flooding last year, and the year before that - at least not nationwide. So common sense should tell you it has something to do with the volume of rainfall and maybe deforestation, which can both be linked to climate change. And I've been creating ideas and solving problems since I could write. Problem-solving is second nature to me, so tell me something I don't know.

banmee:
Lol. He thinks this is the result of climate change. Smh.

So it's the result of dogs farting in unison?

Elnida:
base on the trailer I watch,you sure gonna love them. picture √
make-up √
scenery √
costume √
sound √
story line √
am also inclined to watch,if not she go vex,U know gals na...lol
you will thank me later.

Lol...you don't have a choice. You seem to rate them pretty high. A trial should convince me.

In that popular movie, when climate change brought on "the apocalypse", Africa was the only safe haven. Errrm...I'm thinking the scriptwriter got it all wrong. I'm packing my bags.