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Chai!

Raine80:
He needs a magic carpet .....

Isn't that Aladdin?

Oooh...Jasmine. My cartoon crush.

Cuppy my second cuppy friendzoned cupcake.

Angeleena:
not,hating but this a total definition, of Nigeria has, misplaced priorities.. because someone was,confined in a house for few months,kissing, dancing,and all,xo he's now an ambassador of youths?on what ground?? he should be buhari's running mate,cum 2019..nonesense..

Thank you for this comment. In fact if I wasn't unmarried, I would have married you right now.

makydebbie:
It's a lie joor.

Okay...it's a lie. I agree. Before you eat me raw. I want to send you an AM makydebbie.

makydebbie:
LOL, I'll never want to go to the mall in a bikini.

Then let me ask your alter-ego. Makydebbie, do not interfere.

Okay alter-ego would you like to go to the mall in a bikini?

Alter-ego: "Yes! Yes!! Even naked sef. Who doesn't like fresh air?"



Chai! Makydebbie ...go and lock up your alter-ego in one of the guestrooms before she puts you in trouble.

ivyy:
Aww it's all good though no betrayer here

Awww....that's sweet.

iamDaisy:
Did you offend me?

As a proper naija guy, no I didn't. In fact, I meant to quote the user below you.

So your name is Daisy ehn? Well, I'm Haute. Very Haute. But you can call me RealHaute.

makydebbie:
Why?

Because Africa is being Africa again. You like it here in Africa? You don't wish to have freedom to go to the mall in a bikini?

ivyy:
Really so you didn't lol. Why na

Lol...summary: I was gonna vote for you but I was busy working on D-day when I decided to take a minute break and check Nairaland. I saw a mention from #teamrefinedsugar or something. That's how I just voted refinedsugar without thinking. I only remembered the promise I made to you later.

Ginaz:
Huh?

I'm a female just appraising my fellow girl. Don't worry, that would be all. I'm not dragging her with you.

Good.

Ginaz:
You're so pretty

Leave my ivyy alone. I promised to vote for her during the Miss Nairaland pageant but I didn't....so she's my betrayee not yours. Leave my betrayee alone. Go and find yours.

I believe you. Pocohantas is also banging on my door right now, saying she can't live a day without me and she's prepared to camp at my door no matter how long it takes. So I'm technically under house arrest.

1bkaye:
Lol too bad

You're winking at a grown man?

Better be careful.

Safiaaa:
Yeah.

Keep acting badass. Virgin girl.

1bkaye:
Her husband

You spoilt the fun.

Chai! What a country!!! Makydebbie ...let's move to Washington DC tonight.

iamDaisy:
is this a joke?

So you've forgiven me?

chibabe259:
I came to check the length, width and cap of their useless and miserable dick.

Useless but tickles your fancy. I hear you.

Wait....



Edit:

Keep waiting....



So Phyno's actually the guilty party? Chai!

rheether:
After rubbing Chelsea of the FA cup ..

It is robbing nah. Or are you in that mood?

What's the stain on the other lady's dress Safiaaa?

carzola:
He will be the first to
Condemn Nigerian
Politicians buh his
Not leading by example..


Mr. FFk
Your one of my role models
And mentors buh the day
You write about anybody
Sending their kids abroad
To study.. Lightening will
Disable those balls you use to
Give birth to this beautiful
Soon to be my future wife..

Hahaha! This oga is high! Hihihihi!!!

Safiaaa:
Skin to Skin feels better.

Are you a pornst@r?

MsRoe:
Yes, there is nothing intimate about using a condom. It's like wanting to give someone a hug and insisting on wearing hazmat gear first; or touching someone but insisting on wearing gloves. What's the point then? I would rather abstain completely. Which is why I have decided to stay a virgin until Jesus comes.

With what I've just read, I will insist on wearing a hazmat gear before agreeing to hug you.

Pocohantas come and see village grinding.

makydebbie:
LOL continue. And watch me leave.

Come to think of it....I won't mind watching you attempt to leave. I hope you catwalk well?
After enjoying the scenery for a bit, I'll stop you before you get to the exit.

Safiaaa:
Oh gosh. Any small mistake a person will make on this forum, one useless dictionary will think it's their job to correct them. Fucckk off please.

Bad language. You should at least have the decency to be couth in public. I can almost feel your rage from here, so I'll leave you before you commit suicide by excess adrenaline implosion. Funny little girl.

SarahBonetta:
No I'm from Rivers. I went to see some fam members

Oh! Okay. Hope you've bleached your eyes after the visit? Cos I've never heard anything good about that state.

Safiaaa:
Most girls have bisexual tendencies. Most girls have fantasised about being with a girl. Most girls have watched lesbian porn. Most girls have probably pressed or done something with a girl sexually. Something like even slapping a girls ass is sexually related.

Not a big deal, as most women wouldn't be in a full term relationship with a women. It's normally just sexually related.

Did your brain crash at that point? What an anti-climax. I know you're familiar with that word "climax". Are you already thinking about the next time? I'm trying to control your mind. Give in already.

Twaci:
CHI-SOS!

That's more like it

Tiwachy...you made this comment in 2015. Hope you're safe? 'Cos with that tone, you might have gone looking for him on foot.