₦airaland Forum

The South-south also floods. What is your red arrow pointing to?

He's probably the class clown. But if I was his course mate, with the quality of the flier, I wouldn't be caught dead anywhere near his party.

Good, timely info. Thanks ,OP. This is a potential lifesaver, and that makes you a potential hero without a lightsaber.

Liberating AOs is relatively easy compared to holding them. Especially when the occupying force has no artillery division or air force. Boko Haram employ guerrilla tactics, they can't hold a position when confronted by a well organized army. They can only scram. The Nigerian army needs to beef up it's mechanized divisions to enable them chase down terrorist elements and negate the threats once and for all. And when they use helicopter gunships, or sweet lord. It will be a massacre!

Good. The rate at which young nigerians now abuse drugs is very alarming. I like the first picture; but others, not so much.

donblade85555:
the film wack die abi?

It's funny.

Elnida:
I don't watch naija movies but my girl has been disturbing me with the following..
Oloibiri, 76, 93 days, the Encounter, Ghana must go, A trip to Jamaica, 10 days in sun city.
U will love it base on her assessment &preview.

Thanks. Will check them out. I just hope they have good picture quality.

Elxandre:
The same guy always chasing girls about on Nairaland talking about ignoring them.

I'm not who you think I am.

Yuji:
Try picture perfect, the guest and Isoken. I have seen 'the guest' and 'Ayamma'. Very interesting!
Alter ego too is on my list of movies to watch!

Thanks a million. Will definitely seek them out.

alienhumam:
I spent four years in the university without a girlfriend, because am afraid to approach girls. I don't want to be rejected. people gossip about me that am gay. because am always in company of guys. even my male friends are even accusing me of been gay, which I know am not. The even joke with me with jokes like
I can't sleep in one bed with you and so on.

Now what I need is advice from Nairalanders on how I can get a girlfriend that can love me. Because very soon I will be going to national youth service. am depressed because of my situation I need help.

You don't need a girlfriend. At 24 I was establishing companies. Girls want guys with prospects. Just let it happen naturally. They'll swarm around you soon. Don't waste your time thinking about girls. Even girls don't like when a guy does that. You must be able to ignore them at times.

Congrats boy.

I just saw the much talked about The Wedding Party movie. I was expecting a dud. But boy did the duo of Banky W and Ikechukwu prove me wrong. And that dabbing pastor...who's uncle is that?

I should watch more Nigerian movies. Any suggestions?

My fellow Nigerians are now officially crazy.

GoodinPurple ...you have the best personal text I've come across on Nairaland. *thumbs up*

So now we're discussing people of questionable character?

mrtomola:
If you can solve this equation within a minute then you are very intelligent. Its fun tho.

Move the yellow stick from the addition operator (+) to the 6 to form 8. 8-4 = 4.

What sort of dysfunctional city is this?

On the flipside, Lagos girls are the cause of all these floods. Your ways are not holy or pure. Men are just knowing you anyhow. Knowing you from the front, knowing you from the back, knowing from the side, knowing you from the top and bottom. Change your ways. Be like engineering maths. That's why I like makydebbie / makydee . She's like rocket science; you can't just know her anyhow. Even if you try, na big zero you go get.

Jeez!!!

makydee:
Okay then.

Where on earth have you been? You know how I tend to misbehave when you're absent. So is tomorrow here, or do I have to wait longer?

Congrats to her. When you educate girls, you educate the society. That's why I pity deepwaters ...

I am proud of you, Raine69 . You're an asset to our society. But the jury is still out on the "69" you concatenated with your handle.

Don't worry you can be president of deepwaters coalition of pigpens. And also receive one second romps from the big penis of Mr Piggy.

deepwaters doesn't like clean water.

greenhulk:
And since we are kilometer and liters here instead of miles and gallons, common sense cannot tell u I converted my united to the ones we use here for easy understanding.

Converted and still tagged it mpg. Issorait.

MhizzAJ:
How will she be happy
She can never be happy na.. not after killing so many men and rendering them impotent

I pity men that lack self control..

I pity them too. We should get married yesterday.

Aww....let's raise money for deepwaters to become chinese pork. Life as a Nigerian p.. can be so hard. And with all the hate from the Northeners. Worry not, deepwaters. We'll help you end up in a chinese sewer.

Narldon:
Dino can form ehhnn

You better start posting intelligently if you want Nairaland alpha males to chyke you. Cos as it is now, na only Sule go show interest.

StephDamielola:


OK

You left out "continue". Bot.

Wow! What a great feat! Let's celebrate our very own deepwaters too. She rolled in mud for 6 straight hours yesterday. Can you beat that? I certainly can't try it as I'm not a pig.

Deepwaters ...they've come to take you to China. You know how the Chinese love to eat pork. Quickly go and roll in mud so you can look nice.

Cannibal queen? Na deepwaters be that?

The business environment in Nigeria is just crazy. Good thing I can be crazy too.

At least you're doing something great with your life; unlike deepwaters who has zero chance of ever leaving the pigsty.

Flood reduces friction, so it can make sex suck.

greenhulk:
48L fuel from Lagos to East and back, haba bros.. unless Ur East is Benin and ur Lagos is from Berger. Or maybe the civic is hybrid. Lagos to Onitsha is about 450km, to and fro is approximately 900km. Honda Civic 1.6L has combined mpg of 6.9L/100km. It is almost impossible to get factory mpg in Nigeria because of driving conditions and quality of fuel. Oh and the car has to be almost new. what year is ur friend's civic? If the car is like 12 yrs old then getting factory mpg is almost impossible.

Ok let's say u are getting factory mpg, 6.9L/100km x 9= 62.1L of fuel, Hmmmm.

FYI people, MPG is Miles Per Gallon; not Machine-gun People of Ghana. So don't rope makydebbie into this.