₦airaland Forum

Lalas247:
u eh

I'm a saint. Blame Nairaland.

Makydebbie can make shawarma and bake just about any type of cake you can imagine.

Oops! Did I say too much?

itsmeurLady:
That's not true... y'all play too much

All work and no play makes ..........

Lalas247:
Lol how ?

Replacing cucumber with fist can be very dangerous nah.

itsmeurLady:
Is it lawful to harm a Corp member Somebody pls enlighten me

Yesso. It is also lawful to invite them for public flogging. And it is mandatory that they show up for the flogging.

Talk2Bella:
Nice Pants

I gotta admit those niipples are superb

Oh really? When compared with yours?

jagugu88li:
Simply because this guy replied with confidence, many will be applauding him......Say he had just left it at that, the same many would be calling him out. Chai

Stop confusing yourself.

Tamarapetty:
guy, clean your house

Wear a Bisola mask, then go and clean it for him.

pocohantas:
People change because they want to change and some don't have the right guidance. Not just because they are getting older.

The thing you should have in mind is, contrary to what you read on NL, not every young girl in her early twenties is very enthusiastic about getting married at that age. Lots of them acshuali want to explore and experience life...this isn't always sexual. So, what you should do is carefully observe her and find out her type of girl.

Use your senses in the relationship. Don't overdo...
Don't go footing all her expenses in the name of love.

Most importantly, long relationships is totally unnecessary most times. That's what leads to lots of issues. Most ladies left their first love because they were most times of the same age and marriage didn't seem to be in the picture. If you observe her and she is perfect, marry her as soon as it's convenient for you both. No need fukceen each other for 6years and counting in the name of relationship.

Ignore people that will tell you to leave her alone, they are the same people that will tell you not to go for an older one because she will most likely have high bodycount. One would wonder what they want

Wow! Pastor laid hands on somebody today.

MizMyColi:
Internet Trolls and their false/embellished stories.

Don't even go there.

Lalas247:
Same Reasons guys cheat...
Another guy telling her what she wants to hear
Mayb you didn't give her 99.9% of your attention
Wandering eyes
Not being satifisfied sexually
She is Bored
No juice no sauce
Basically for her to cheat .. means u ain't Sh!t

Pele move on plenty more chics that don't cheat out there
Besides karma works in mysterious ways

Satifistfied? That sounds very dangerous.

Meanwhile...pocohantas is still forming nairaland feminist warrior.

A good sense of humour goes hand-in-hand with intelligence. Congrats!

"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man"

I'm sure this quote has left pocohantas confused: she likes the money, but she's also a feminist - so his definition of a woman's success unsettles her. Happy headache. Use PCM.

Safiaa:
Toks back at it again claiming to be the relationship Jesus.

Why would i want to tame my boyfriend in the first place? Is he a dog or my puppet? Why can't we communicate like human beings and come to a mutual understanding. He does things for me, and i do the same also. You dont demand respect, you earn it. Mtchew..*spits on thread*

You don dey get sense; but you still dey spit. Get manners next.

dominique:
They should make him lead them to other gang members. These badoo guys are always looking dirty, maybe it's a prerequisite to be a mber of the gang.

Lol...you want him to lead them into a trap?

jakandeola:
makydebbie I care cos use a lot to get info warch d guy u fall for if he truely luvd u not a flirt a word is enuf for d wise

Lol...this is very funny. She's all yours mahn. Go get your trophy.

Some girls are just loco, end of.

Good. But let's also throw something educational into the mix and emancipate ourselves from mental slavery. Any ideas? Anyone having a lightbulb moment? Spill.

RIP

Lalas247:
Maybe it's not his niece

Ppl use those words but not biologically related

So if she's not his niece, then problem solved? You need koboko.

pocohantas:
Men who do not smoke, drink or womanise are very man enough to me. Where you wan take get them?

Let's not forget the health benefits of abstaining from these three things.

First you liked men with full eyebrows, now you like men who don't smoke or drink. Please stop talking about your preferences. I don't want you to like me.

Smh

pocohantas:
...anything else?

Not really. Just watching you enjoy the taste of defeat. Cheers!!

pocohantas:
I have to agree with you on this.

I noticed the so called broke guys do lots of emotional blackmail. Once you reject them, they feel it's because of their financial state.

I know broke guys that are dating very good-looking girls just by their sense of humour...lots of our Nigerian comedians are perfect examples. Back then in school, there were guys that had girls flocking around them because they were intelligent.

All this money talk is just consolation for guys who have no wow factor. I am not surprised though, the average Nigerian man only knows how to use money to get a woman, later they will wonder why the woman cheated with a broke guy. They will end up saying women are confused, instead of facing the reality...it goes beyond money for lots of women.

Yes, financial security is important, but what if it's no more there tomorrow. You mean there is nothing else you can offer your woman or be remembered for?



I will suggest you stop convulsing because of my comment. You please women, you don't please them...your business. I only commented on the topic, you should do same.

When your fellow men create topics everyday on women matter, you didn't help us tell them life is beyond their erect pricks.

What fellow men? Your feminist inclinations have blinded you from seeing the apparent truth: these so-called 'men' are boys with zero responsibilities and zero authority. You might want to have a more inclusive control group next time you want to draw conclusions. Smh!

pocohantas:
I have to agree with you on this.

I noticed the so called broke guys do lots of emotional blackmail. Once you reject them, they feel it's because of their financial state.

I know broke guys that are dating very good-looking girls just by their sense of humour...lots of our Nigerian comedians are perfect examples. Back then in school, there were guys that had girls flocking around them because they were intelligent.

All this money talk is just consolation for guys who have no wow factor. I am not surprised though, the average Nigerian man only knows how to use money to get a woman, later they will wonder why the woman cheated with a broke guy. They will end up saying women are confused, instead of facing the reality...it goes beyond money for lots of women.

Yes, financial security is important, but what if it's no more there tomorrow. You mean there is nothing else you can offer your woman or be remembered for?

WTF! Women need to stop taking themselves so seriously. Real men don't live to please women. Smh!

makydebbie:
Stalker.

Lmao...I'm stalking you? You sure you're okay? Cos it's kinda early for comedy.

Yuneehk:
Nke a atolam special

"The woman turned his life around".

Why did they have to rescue him?! They should have allowed her finish him biko.

A tout will beat you up within 72 hours. I have seen the vision. He really beat you...he soaked your head in a gutter.

Be promoting violence you hear? You know nothing.