₦airaland Forum

MissRaine69:
Twerking should be spontaneous , that's why I said I am too lazy as you put me in the spot. I am never too lazy do that. Even if I was on life support I would still try to get some.

I am getting the hang of these emoji's you did say I am too much of an ice queen. Heck even glaciers in Antarctica are melting so I guess I might as well thaw a little.

pocohantas:
Escorting his dikc to orgasm. Not an easy job at all...

MissRaine69:
I don't care much for goats or Mr Trump. Mr Trump is a bit of a satyr in my view. Too lazy to twerk.
Of course you are not endorsing my comments sex is strictly for reproduction in your point of view. Did you know that dolphins are the only other mammals other than humans that have sex for pleasure?

All these women opening their legs and participating in all manner of debauchery it's unprecedented. Shall we blame Buhari? It seems that's the done thing these days.

deepwater:
It can never be a miss, it is African to gett your hairs braided. Know your history


Sorry boi, I wasn't referring to your whole family and generation. I know they are all monkeys already.

We are talking about humans not monkeys, you should be with a ripe banana not a phone.
The zoo keeper must be asleep right now for your to be on the internet


Oga, i said we are humans and Africans, and on behalf of your family you obliged to be monkeys, so your father below screams for one minute whenever he rapes and cum on you monkey mum? Your papa pishure fine small ooooo

Narldon:
ANYONE SELLING A CHEAP LAND WHERE I CAN FAINT??

Jostico:
tell me how many men in Nigeria above 60 that is not in good time with his wife.

deepwater:
It can never be a miss, it is African to gett your hairs braided. Know your history


Sorry boi, I wasn't referring to your whole family and generation. I know they are all monkeys already.

We are talking about humans not monkeys, you should be with a ripe banana not a phone.
The zoo keeper must be asleep right now for your to be on the internet

deepwater:
It can never be a miss, it is African to gett your hairs braided. Know your history

seunlayi:
this is long overdue and when are they going to remove that Cameroonian chairman

MissRaine69:
Because sex is not just for making babies ....Sex is life and it can be done with the legs open or closed it's a matter of preference.

teelaw4life:
Finally. Whoever said that pussy is overrated though.

Tboss right now: https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/gato.gif

Narldon:
Kemi but why??

Narldon:
I'm so sooo shy!

Inanna:
[color=Teal]I don't like people [/color]

YesNoMaybe:
Eiya!
You must have mistaken me for your alter ego. I know a good doctor.....

Narldon:
Wheriz my whistle??

Alariwo2:
I too know go kill you.. and for all we know, you might be a drop out like that or evening school student.

Fvck off my mention

YesNoMaybe:
Hey Nigerian hermaphrodite,

Being Nigerian is no excuse for your lame corrections. Shove your domesticated corrections somewhere else.

Amarabae:
Did you fail "use of English" in your year one?

Alariwo2:
Are you half as intelligent as she is?

Read what she wrote again, this time slowly.. Mr bebeto

Narldon:
So amazing..


Supermum!

Amarabae:
Its ok. May God bless her hustle.
A woman being a sole breadwinner in a family is not easy.

Narldon:

StephDamielola:


OK

CONTINUE

StephDamielola:


A good one though.


Every good Man deserves a Good Woman.


I wish those who rant on Nairaland about How beautiful Girls turn them down will see this. Every Woman has a class where she belongs and a type of man they really want. Trust me, when a Woman finds a man she loves and wants, SHE WILL FOREVER LOVE, RESPECT AND HONOUR HIM.

Not a Low Life Nairaland Puppet, taking trolls on Every Female He sees here and when we don't give a fvck, the bitter BONOBO opens a new thread with the subject. MOST LADIES HERE HAVE GOT SOMEONE IN THEIR LIFE THAT THEY CANT TRADE FOR YOUR ADVANCES. GET THAT INTO YOUR THICK SKULL!