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Jokes EtcRe: OK I Finally Understand My Life. by REB3L(m): 3:59pm On Jun 20, 2015
Cool...
RomanceRe: Penis Tinz by REB3L(m): 12:07am On Jun 20, 2015
Bruh.....u didn't complete ur copy and paste
RomanceRe: Do You Agree With This Definition Of Love? by REB3L(m): 12:03am On Jun 20, 2015
Nope...
RomanceRe: Free Taser Gun For One Female Member In Romance Section by REB3L(m): 11:23pm On Jun 19, 2015
Bros why na? angry
PhonesRe: New Release Tecno H6 - The Spec And Price Will "Wow" You by REB3L(m): 4:26pm On Jun 15, 2015
yvonnelynx:
No i dont, cant u help me even at that embarassed[quote
I don't think so...
But Carlcaresophia should be able to do something
PhonesRe: New Release Tecno H6 - The Spec And Price Will "Wow" You by REB3L(m): 1:41pm On Jun 15, 2015
yvonnelynx:
Hello my fellow H6 users, pls i have an issue wit my fone, it fell really hard yday and I jus noticed that i cant use my camera, its says cant connect to camera, I bliv it has sometin to do wit d fall, some1 pls help me, really sad ryt nw
Do u stay in Lagos?
RomanceRe: She Came With 3 Friends To Meet Me At The Eatery - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by REB3L(m): 9:57am On Jun 14, 2015
Pamcrest:
grin grin @rebel, your concluding story sweet pass d op. Serves u right for being a broke a.ss cheapie!

But has it occurred to u guys that d babe needed to take her friends along for security. Afterall she no know d guy well naa.
My humble two cents
Thanks,working on a novel that I'll upload in the literary section...just school work and stuff that's delaying it
Will give u a front row seat when I'm done wink. Thanks
EducationRe: The Day They Opened The Toilet In Hall 4-uniben by REB3L(m): 3:34pm On Jun 13, 2015
Lol...
Proud to be a uniben student though.
First point of call when I get there.
Hall 4 toilet,here I come.
RomanceRe: She Came With 3 Friends To Meet Me At The Eatery - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by REB3L(m):
CONTINUED.
At first I was scared,but as a sharp guy,I simply walked up to her and smiled.
"I wasn't expecting ur friends to come along na".

"I'm so sorry,but I had told dem about my new boyfriend that they wanted to see him for themselves"
I quickly improvised and welcomed the other ladies. Smiling and showing my 32 to the longthroath fowls...though deep down,I was scheming and plotting,thinking of how I would escape this mess.

The other girls were not fine sef,they both looked like they were competing for who had the ugliest face.short and scrawny with teeth plastered on their face that made them resemble donkeys. grin

We sat down and they ordered.
"3 large bowls of icecream,half crate of la casera and 4 plates of fried rice mixed with chicken wings and turkey"

I don' die!!, who told me to carry babe go flex. I thought to myself.I was so lost in thought thinking of what to do to escape the predicament I out myself in when i was jolted back to reality by a flashlight.
Guess what? The donkey faced ladies were taking selfies of the food. MY FOOD!! Food I bought with my personal hard earned cash...cash way no even dey enough.. Dem day madt?
I was so annoyed that I quickly tried to use one of the oldest tricks in the books.

"Excuse me ladies,but I'll need to go to the ATM to get some cash"
"I don't think that will be necessary" said donkey faced 1.
" why's that?" I was so angry and I was sure they knew it too but who cares,I didn't give a damn at that point.
"They accept pos terminals here".
O boy na so I use vex sit down wella,call Waiter.
"Gimme a bottle of your most expensive champagne here"

The guy brought it and I quickly downed all,I needed the alcohol for the pain I was going to feel in about 30 minutes.
I quic
I ordered another round and continued drinking and by then,the ladies had already ordered more things.
I just didn't care.
Naso them bring bill,I told the waiter I couldn't pay..
He looked at me like I was joking,but I told him again,I didn't have cash to pay.
By then evil lady and her donkey faced minions had already become quiet. Me I just bone.
That was how the waiter came with two hefty men each carrying a baton.,with an angry look on their faces
I don't even know what happened next,but I woke up to find myself in a hospital with 8 broken ribs, a fractured coller bone,two toes missing and my legs broken.

Nairalanders,I dey beg una,this is not a joke,please I need help in paying my hospital bills grin

THE
END

weird twist in the tale eh?
FashionRe: LADIES : Sexy Or Trashy ( Guys Stay Away!!!) by REB3L(m): 11:59am On Jun 13, 2015
prettybella:
first of all that shii looks heavy, 2nd of all I hate inconveniences third and most importantly what is it with guys sef...op said stay off.
Kill yaself with vex na..
FashionRe: LADIES : Sexy Or Trashy ( Guys Stay Away!!!) by REB3L(m): 11:58am On Jun 13, 2015
MEGGATRON:
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Dude,I'm so straight I don't even eat hotdogs from the ends...that's gay.
I bite them from the middle grin
RomanceRe: Jelousy At It Peak.(see tweet) by REB3L(m): 11:34am On Jun 13, 2015
Lolz....insecure ladies.
FashionRe: LADIES : Sexy Or Trashy ( Guys Stay Away!!!) by REB3L(m): 11:31am On Jun 13, 2015
godoluwa:
y guy stay away?
abi....see gender discrimination
FashionRe: LADIES : Sexy Or Trashy ( Guys Stay Away!!!) by REB3L(m): 11:29am On Jun 13, 2015
Just turn her upside down and she's a ready made mop grin
RomanceRe: When You Buy VIP Tickets To A Show And Your Girl Decide To Sit Here @ PICS by REB3L(m): 10:01pm On Jun 12, 2015
MissMalia:
mind wat ur speech
Mind what you written wink
RomanceRe: Why Is He Ignoring Her Phone? by REB3L(m): 8:50pm On Jun 12, 2015
Women- a confused specie
RomanceRe: Got This Picture From Facebook by REB3L(m): 5:20pm On Jun 12, 2015
So?
EducationRe: A Picture Of Obama With A Bizarre Handshake by REB3L(m): 10:19pm On Jun 11, 2015
cheekilicious:
undecided
Read ur diary...... Nice, twisted personality.
RomanceRe: Pics: How A Black Girl Finished The Whole White Race After Been Racially Abused by REB3L(m): 10:26pm On Jun 10, 2015
Proud to be labelled by them as a black monkey... .
There's this poem where the poet mocks whites by saying how their colours change anytime the whites experience sickness or diseases but how blacks still remain black.
Can someone please post it?
RomanceRe: Angry Friend Takes To Facebook To Name & Shame A Guy Who Ditched Her by REB3L(m): 9:29pm On Jun 10, 2015
Ma niqqar!!..
Chopping and cleaning mouth -_-
PhonesRe: New Release Tecno H6 - The Spec And Price Will "Wow" You by REB3L(m): 3:47pm On May 27, 2015
jemmiee:
. The problem may be from ur charging point, not battery. Or the usb charger is faulty. Try using another charger dear. It happened to my Tm3
Thanks...will try using a different charger and give u feedbacks.
PhonesRe: New Release Tecno H6 - The Spec And Price Will "Wow" You by REB3L(m): 12:50pm On May 27, 2015
Can anyone help? My phone has been giving me problems..my battery gets to a point where it'll start discharging when I plug it..I've bought a new battery and restored factory sett. but still no changes...
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by REB3L(m): 10:36pm On Jan 28, 2015
SIMPLIFIED:
Hall 3 corner E for sale...12k!!! Quote if interested
Your number bro...really need a space urgently....save a soul
PhonesRe: Please, Which Android Phone Can I Buy With #17,000 Kindly Need Your Help by REB3L(m): 6:43am On Jan 20, 2015
maasoap:
Before you go for Tecno H6, I want you to know these two things:
1. You can't root it with framaroot but Kingroot.apk can do the job.
2. Its IMEI can't be changed. I've tried for two people unsuccessfully.
Wrong...imei can be changed!!
PhonesRe: New Release Tecno H6 - The Spec And Price Will "Wow" You by REB3L(m):
Col
PhonesRe: Pls Which Android Phone Can I Get @12k by REB3L(m): 7:57am On Jan 17, 2015
check this thread, somebody wants to sell they trcno h6 for 12k..its a limited offer,so hurry and be wise.
https://www.nairaland.com/1965148/new-release-tecno-h6-spec/193
PhonesRe: New Release Tecno H6 - The Spec And Price Will "Wow" You by REB3L(m): 10:24am On Jan 16, 2015
uteee:
Lolzzzz like seriously, u 4get dis is a kinda family thread nd drez absolutly nafin wrng in xchngin pleasantries.. fink ure jaz bin too primitive.. welcom 2d 21st century bro. 1 luv
hehehe...it was just strange for me to see guys asking how their night was,though it was all a joke.
And you,how was ur night..did you sleep well? grin
PhonesRe: New Release Tecno H6 - The Spec And Price Will "Wow" You by REB3L(m): 8:54am On Jan 15, 2015
Heeboy94:
Boss, it was just too cold! & urs?
Gays grin shocked huh
PhonesRe: How Do I Change My Techno H6 Imei Number by REB3L(m): 8:52am On Jan 15, 2015
Google
PhonesRe: New Release Tecno H6 - The Spec And Price Will "Wow" You by REB3L(m): 6:33pm On Jan 14, 2015
Osyxcel:
I guess you didn't grant the root checker "root access'. You can check the log list on kinguser and remove the root checker app from the list.

Which font app are you using?
Ifont.
Below are screenshots.
I've granted it rootaccess but it still says the same thing.
and in my notification bar,you'll notice the capital letters didn't change.

PhonesRe: New Release Tecno H6 - The Spec And Price Will "Wow" You by REB3L(m): 4:50pm On Jan 14, 2015
Osyxcel:
Check your apps if Kinguser has been installed. If you find Kinguser, then your phone has probably been rooted. Maybe you didn't grant the root checker root access.
having the same problems with him.
rooted the phone successfully
have kinguser
using other apps that require root
but my root checker still tells me its not rooted
plus when I change fonts. it does not totally change. I.e capital letters don't change but small letters do.

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