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What if Yar'Adua is already dead and we are being led to believe that he is still alive so that the powerbrokers can make necessary arrangements to replace him

I will pay 450k, when can I inspect it?

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Most of the certifications mentioned are IT and Finance, what of the Quality Mgt. & HSE certification?

aysometin:
Hello Rebirth,

I really wish i was in Nigeria now, I would have atteneded the classes immediatley!!
I am about to do the certifications and I intend to do it all at once. (Foundation and Practitioner)

I have 2 options:

1) go to reed learning for 5 days (training and exams inclusive) at a cost of £1,899 ( almost N250k)
2) or buy the books, study on my own and pay for the exams at a cost of £ 648.50 all together.

My question: Do you honestly think I can just read the books and pass or should I just sacrifice and go for the full training.

My mind is saying I should go for the training but ofcourse I need ways to save cost.

If you know any one that can be of help in the UK, you can please send me a message on justmagnets@gmail.com

I hope you find my email useful

fummylolah:
I am a HND holder in Building technology. just finished my youth service july 09. can i take this exam n do u have an office on d mainland? thanks

@funmilolah, you can write the exams. you can also start the classes when the next classes commence on October 10th. let us talk or send me an email.

The Next classes start on 12th September 2009 and will run for two weekends (Sat12, Sun13, Sat19 & Sun20)

I was about 4 or 5 five, can't really remember but it was in the stairways. I'll ask her how it was when next i bump into her

pidgin english in nigeria was derived from French, Portugese and English.

there are currently no more spaces for the april/may stream. however, the next stream will begin in june. if you are interested in taking the exams, make sure you plan to attend (limited spaces available)

Thanks. i have sent the info to your box.

i would advise that you space them unless of course you can afford to do both at the same time (the exams fees together should cost about 100k)

@ Selik
The fees charged by most companies is mostly training cost that is why the fee is usually about 350-360K.
What we have done is to reduce the cost of the training significantly so that you have enough knowledge of the methodology to write the exam and pass it.
I have sent the details to your email.

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@talknafree
what has that got to do with anything relating to project managemet.
@the rest
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i got my certification as PRINCE2 Practitioner at Digital Jewels in Osbourne Estate, Ikoyi.
it was quite expensive but i think it is worth it as it is gradually becoming the generally accepted project methodology in Nigeria. Cheers

Crownvilla:
If Nigeria splits into 3, 4, or 15 fiefdoms it will not make any difference unless the real issue of "corruption" is dealt with.

For instance, who will be the president of OODUA? Take your pick from OBJ, Bode George, Fayose, Oyinlola, Agagu. Tafa Balogun, Ehindero, Akala, Adedibu, Akinjide, Saraki (jr and snr), Tinubu, Olurin, and the beat goes on. It is very likely that the leader will come from that nasty lot or one of their imposed lackey boys.


I'm not sure if Oodua Investment company (wholly owned by Yoruba states) has made a decent profit in years. Ditto the Gateway Hotels. Catch my drift?

I am laffing and rolling on the floor, ,
, wait a minute, , i'm yoruba

davidif:
I can't believe people here are so naive to believe this myth because of what they read on the internet or some hoax that was passed down from there parents. There is absolutely no evidence at all besides for some conspiracy theorists running around spreading rumors in a poor region where everybody is willing to hold on to something. This myth that igbos are jews is just what Ojukwu propagated during the civil war to create a siege mentality among the igbos (us against them mentality) to rally them for war and to justify secession (treason) as being noble and just. Igbos are Nigerians like everyone else, let me be the first to say it I AM NIGERIAN AND WELL PROUD OF IT. When i was in primary school in naija, they said that hausas originated from somewhere, they also said that yorubas migrated from saudi arabia, which was just a folklore so my good friends don't go around looking like fools abeg, y'all nigerians like everybody else.

That is the issue with nigeria; people are either afraid or ashamed of their origins. rather than look into the past in search of the realities of their past, they hide under the pretext/pretence of "we are okay where we are", if we never understand the past, the future of our cultures is at risk, never wondered why the Igbo language is the fastest fading of the three major languages of nigeria Every other word in a sentence has english in it. i am a linguist so i understand the intricacies which you may not!

@RichyBlacK
Spot on. I like ur view on this issue. That is another worthy hypothesis

EGYPTIAN | IGBO (Onitsha and Uburu dialects used)

KAKA(God) | Ka (greater, superior)
Khu (to kill, death) | Nwu/Gbu (die/to kill)
Em (smell) | Imi/Emi (nose, associated with smell)
Bi (to become) | Bu (to become)
un (living being) | Ndu (life)
Feh (to go away) | Feh (to fly away)
Budo (dwelling place) | Obodo/ubudo (country, dwelling place)
Dudu (black image of Osiris) | Mmadu (person)
Un (living person) | Ulo/Uno (living area, house)
Beka (pray/confess) | Biko/Beko (to plead, please)
Aru (mouth) | Onu (mouth) & kooh/Kwue (to speak)
Dor (settlement) | Dor-Nor (sit down, settle)
Ra -Shu (light after darkness) | La -Shu (sleep)
Aru (rise) | Anu/Kulie (up, rise)
Wu (rise) | KWu-ni/Kunie (rise)
In- n (negation) | nh-n (negation)
Ma (to know) | Ma, Ma-li (to know)
Se (to create) | Ke (to create) & Se (to draw)
Hoo (rejoice) | Goo, ta-Goo (dance, rejoice)
Omijener (deep water) | Ime-me (deep inside)
Nen (the primeval water mother) | Nem (mother)
Ro (talk) | Kwo (to talk)
Penka (divide) | Panje (break it)
Ala (Land of) | Ala (Land of, ground, boundary)
Amu (children) | Umu (children)
Ani (ground land below) | Ani (ground land below)
Ka (higher) | Ka (greater, higher, stronger, above)
Pa (open) | Meghee (open)
Isi (leader) | Isi (leader, head (body part), female name as in igbo: "Isioma"
Oni (AE City) | Oni-tsha (Igbo City)
Ikhenaten (name of a Pharaoh) | Ikh-em (Igbo name for a male representing high power)
Au-nu (Crocodile) | Anu/Anu-Ma-nu (animal, beast)
Miri (water) | Miri (water)
Nahasu (other Blacks) | Ahasi/Ani-hasi (Evening, night)
Ak (man) | Ok-a (man)
Ehn/Hen (yes, nod head) | Eh (yes, nod head)
Paa/Faa (fly) | Feeh/Faa (fly)
Utcha (dawn) | Uchi-chi/Utchi-chi(night)
MM (among) | Imme (inside, among)
W (they) | Uwe (they, them)

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Yogurt

soon be

thyself is archaic for yourself, which basically means you

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