₦airaland Forum

sarahade:
What if she's taking her time to study you. Even if you guys have started dating must sex happen on first visit what if she's a virgin and doesn't want sex till marriage

Hhahaah. And it's only by going to his house alone u can study him abi?

So, yhu keep going to every guy's house dat asks u out to study them. Smh.

Continue abeg, yhu wil soon graduate from house study.

sarahade:
Mtcheew .
If a girl pays her friend a visit must they have sex or must sex be the only reason a lady visits a man. This lady is sick.

Blind argument. D problem I have wt some of yhu is, yhu keep fighting d truth.

Yes, nt all guys will do dat but as a girl to avoid story dat touches avoiding visit to a guy's house alone is wisest thing to do.

Why must it be his house whr d possibility of bin in room alone wth him?

I think u girls ar really d cause of ur own problems at times.

I read here one time whr a lady accused a guy of rape after sleeping over in d guy's house in d name of usin free wifi.

Yhu see fire n yhu keep goin into it bt wil cry out whn u get burnt...total foolishness.


I am a guy and I am saying dis nt bcus I can do such. I only knw myself I don't knw others bt we all have read plenty of such stories here.


Why his house? why not other places if u too have no hidden agenda.

"Give me some parts of yhur lands for my private business or I kill yhu and take over by force. President Buhari n his herdsmen brother ." 2019.

So after giving them the lands all across the country the fulanis can now be said to be residents of those states.

Later they start clamoring for right to participate in the politics of the states and if not allowed they kill you and take over.

What better way can d said Usman Dan'fool'dio's dream be realised dan dis?

I pity some stupid citizens of dis country who can't still use deir brain.

Wake up and smell d cow dung people!

Only in a lawless country can this happen...

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Central Bank of Nigeria has facilitated the refunds of a total of N60 billion by commercial banks to their customers on March 31, 2018, through the intervention of the consumer protection department.
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Who are the customers?[/quote]Pls, help me ask o. Me no receive any refund from any of my banks xpecially Ecobank wey don milk me tire. Nonsense

Hahahaha. This country? hahahahahhahahaajhajajajjaajjhhhhjjajahajahajsjsshshshshhshshshshshhshshshshshhhhhhhhhahahahahahh.



Una ask for names abi? Den don give una names o.

Later whn una ask for pictures, dem go look for pictures to match the names for una.


Naija police, that I knw ar alwys in a rush to put pix of suspect on the media even whn yet to be convicted by the court.


Hehehehe. I love dis country.......Una no get brain and dem like to play una like dummy.

heheeh

Ytea:
Op but why are you celebrating mediocrity? Any one who hates wouldn't progress, no be curse. Till he starts correcting in love without abusive words, he'll continue to live that way.

True talk. Jxt take a look at the roof of front of d house.....dirty like village houses...covered wth cobwebs...


I tot d guy sef ball pass dis one. hahaha

Reason I don't take all dese online noisemakers serious anymore. Empty barrel

O my! I am just so happy now. Look at how humans should live.


Every damn soul is important not a place like naija where our own security forces will even open fire on innocent souls n nothing happens afterwards.

Looking at dis, I almost felt like crying for us in dis country knowing a lot of people have died that shouldn't or wouldn't if they were from a better country like one we are just reading abt here.

Finally, I think moving is still wat I will do at last.

I don't belong here. This country is not for me......

cezarman:
Lol

You'll be fvcked and dumped without getting paid sef. You ain't getting nobody's man, you'll only get his preek then continue your ashawo work with more men

Xactly! A girl once told me if she wants me she can have me and I was like huh? Do I look like chewinggum to yhu or a toy?

Some of these girls don't thnk well or don't even hav a brain to do so.


Yhu can be used n dumped by men bt they will never thnk of keeping u as a wife....d circle continues till menopause set in.

CANDYDADDY:



The only one i recognize n cherish in there is odunlade, other one is from smelly region.


piss on ur face

The way some of yhu here jxt type rubbish still makes me wonder whr yhu ar coming from.

What kinda home were yhu guys raised to be this stupid and not even know how silly n useless yhur comments appear? Smh.

Advans:
No, once d sensor detects dt ur fone is under free fall, d metal curls will spring out b4 it hits d ground. it can also be called phone airbag

I like yhur explainations.....good one bro.

IgbosNIGHTMARE:
Lol Pained rabid dog.

Well, I don't have time for a fool like yhu. Enjoy d honor of mentioning yhu.
Bye slowpoke.

tundeayo2020:
Why is it that some of you feel everyone on nairaland is a nobody ehn?

Mr. somebody, no one in his right senses will make such comments on other people even....


People wth substance won't hav time to discus others in such manner, gerrrit?

We all have been to places, we hav seen a lot of thinz bt we know what counts n how nt to make too much sound like an empty barrel. Wisdom bro.

IgbosNIGHTMARE:
Yes

Around December 2008, I lodged in one hotel in surulere. Next to my room was were Mercy Johnson and one random guy lodged for two days firing.... I'm not in the mood to talk

Yhu a big lier and if yhu don't change dis Kind of yhur lying attitude, you will soon get killed by yhur own lies.

Fool dat can't even afford three square meals lying to have ever lodged in d same hotel with Mercy Johnson.

Yhu ar nothing bt an empty vessel whose life needs an urgent help....nonsense

ItsMeAboki:
So called man of God always misusing the church to incite rather than to preach peace.

And what has yhur so called president been doing? Get out of here jaw.


We hv had enough of this rubbish.....we ar nt going to sit down n watch us all killed.

Some of yhu can't even use ur head.

Too many fools on this thread. Ya all sit down there and be denying reality staring yhu in d face.

Yhu thnk someone like Bishop Oyedepo would just speak carelessly witot an iota of truth?


Bunch of idiots, tell me how much more d polity heated or religious war can be starred up dan these killiers have been doing alrdy?

Yhu stupid and senseless people sit down dere and be condeming Bishop for speak out.

Don't worry, since yhu enjoy watching defenceless being killed for no reason.....maybe because right now, yhu thnk itz not happening where yhu are and feeling secured , soon it will get to yhu.

minasota:
Useless country, come to rwanda and see how a country should be

Yhu and dis yhur Rwanda though.

E be like say yhu don really hammer there abi dem pay yhu to advertise d country here ni? Na wa o

Smh. I saw people with phone camera snapping and covering the burning vehicles but I didn't see a person wth even a cup of water to pour on the burning fire.

I also didn't see any fire figher around in all the pictures and videos I have seen and watched....


Some people were shouting and videoing the incident....What a country!

Yez! What an exploit!

Dis man did very well. He was so smart to keep our money safe in far away countries.....


He was a genius, he really meant well for this country.

O, no wonder he is Buhari's right hand man in even death.

Buhari must be doing the same right now bcus the man (Abacha) never stole, no, he wasn't corrupt at all.

Buhari is Mr. no corruption and since his man did excellently well, we shld also be rest assured buhari must have been doing so much more for us.

Yea, his son rode and crashed over 50million naira worth a bike.

Buhari is sure managing our resources very well like his late man Sanni Abacha.




Birds of a feather flock together

By the time dis government is thru, ya all xpecially buhari supporters, yhu will look like dis:

GoTV:
Even though I'm a born again Christian,
i think Oyedepo is mad and beginning to sound like a terrorist. I hope DSS invade his church and arrest him before he starts a religious war between Christians and Muslims. Which sane man of God will call for blood? An eye for an eye makes the world go blind. Instead of Christians to set up organizations to defend their interests like MURIC is doing for Muslims this man is calling for self defense. How are we sure the killers are fulani herdsmen in the first place when ISIS has found their way into Nigeria?

Arrest oyedepo now before war begins

Yhu and the retard above yhu are nothing but fools, retards.......bunch of silly entities.

Thunder fire those yhur dirty fingers yhu used in typing dis gibberish.


Yhur head is so empty dat quoting u is so shameful to me bcus yhu have no atom of brain left in ur skull to reason properly.

Go n send yhur stupid DSS after him na.


May thunder, brimestonea amd fire fall on the people behind these sensless killings and those supporting the evil act directly or directly.

Cursed be them all!!!.



Animal! Don't yhu dare quote me....and may dat yhur fingers get burnt for claiming to be a born again and spewin dis rubbish......get the hell outa here slowpoke!!!

Yhu can imagine how much they rake in yearly even at N2,000...but wherez dis money going to?

Every ministry/sector has a way of extorting money from Nigerians directly or indirectly yet no giving back to us in any way.


What do we even gain or enjoy from our government?

LeoFish92:
They won us 2 goals to nil, I saw it in my dreams

Messi scored

Fake dream. Mr.man, Stop drinking too much garri to bed.

Now, go back to bed

baby124:
Lmao! Winter boots in this our Nigeria! Tonto on top your exposure Na so you take razz? Wawu!

But some of yhu can jxt like to show ur selves sha.

Today I changed my mind on choice of dress.....had to put on suit due to d cold weather dis morning.


Next time, be reasonable

olatunjithomas:
I think they are for anal consumption.

. How yhu come take knw Wetin I won type na.

Yhu beat me to it. Honestly, I laughed very hard d moment I saw yhur post above mine.

malcom2x:
Are they for oral consumption?

For anus injection, I think

...... These guys might end up going home with 11 goals today.

1 for each player

Me no know o. I jxt finshed eating a vry delicious jellof rice

ClassRep001:
Mehn not trying to sound rude or something but Nigerian men are fucking ugly. They should be rated number 4 in the whole world behind Burkina Faso, Kenya, Biafra Republic and Oduduwa Republic.

Men from Oduduwa Republic are nothing to write home about.

Holla to the pretty damsel with em firm laps standing beside that smeagol

Unconsciously or maybe deliberately, yhu became such an idiot........attention seeking nitwit. Smh

ibotic:
Ntorrrrrrr...

Lol. Well deserved. Still not over yet till itz over....and still doesn't change anything or d fact dat I hate negativity.

Come to think of it. Do yhu know PDP caused it?
APC led government didn't meet any goal in our football goal treasuries. PDP looted all the goals.

Or didn't yhu feel d scarcity of goals for us yesterday?

ibotic:
I am dead in this match

Fixed.

I hate negativity. Meanwhile, watch out for Super Eagle, watch out for our victory today.

LucifersLight:
hahahahahaha. You cant be schooled on what you are not willing to learn. There is more out there in the universe you need to be exposed to my friend to enjoy life and self power to the fullest. Pele i wont indulge u further.

The only power I knw is d one from above. Thatz d deal.

Lucifer is under my feet....gerreit? Luke 10:19

OK, bye!!!!!!!!