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NaijaMutant:
With all this your grammar, kindly show us what you've been able to produce with it.


I bet you the producer doesn't even know the meaning of thermodynamics

That is the problem we hav in naija. Only grammar we dey speak, we no dey fit convert the grammar to food or anything tangible.

uzohrome:
This is very wrong, you are a thief not a pastor for keeping all these agents of destruction. You need to be delivered completely in kirikiri prison

The question is, what is wrong with people hiding under the name of pastor to commit crime these days.

It's either yhu are a pastor or yhu are faking it. And everyone faking it will always end up like dis.

And what ar we to do with d figure? Show me a young Nigerian lady wt brain.


This what I hav bin saying, the youths aint showing any serious readiness for leadership yet.

I am still looking forward to dat thread abt Nigeria youths discussing the way forward....

We spend time discussing and glorifying rubbish N later will come out n be crying bad government. Yimu

Oga I ask a question regarding dis car but u no gree answr.

Yhu jxt dey quote yhur self full yhur thread. Continue

tydi:
most people criticizing the dude, still hide at their closet so smoke off the shit they are still criticising..

hypocrites! anywhere I look.
I don't blame a great philosopher always with his lamp during the day looking for a "honest " man.

Now this is the problem we have with this generation.

So, bcus some people are scolding the guy for bin stupid make them hypocrites huh?

People like yhu are the problems we have in this country. That some people do it doesn't make it right in any sense and shld be heavily condemned.

In fact, NDLA shld swing in and do d needful wt d crazy dude before he goes too far.

Dolemite:
What does this thief know?

And who's dis confused thin? gerrerarah here jaw.

Dolemite:
What does this thief know?

And who's dis confused thin? gerrerarah here jaw.

EternalTruths:
So many girls are foolish in not choosing their guys wisely.

Just imagine one idiot that I know dating a cultist while rejecting every gentle sensible mature guy that comes her way.

Tomorrow if that cultist ends her up like this girl, she will expect justice after a fatal deal.

GIRLS, GO FOR GENTLE GUYS THAT CAN HOLD THEIR ANGER AND LET GO OF YOU WHEN YOU NO LONGER LOVE THEM.

No brova! They want that tall guy with a base voice. One that smokes cigarette or weed with swag and drinks alcohol occasionally with style. And maybe, get high once in a while.

That bad guy!

Honestly speaking, I have witnessed some crazy acts by these set of people called mortuary attendant.

Reading through this piece brought back a very sad memory.

We went to the mortuary to recover the corpse of a loved one and we were told to wait outside first while they go in for preparation of the body. That was after we paid the necessary bill and all.

Later, we were called in, I was shocked by the way those idiots were handling d body. One particular idiot kept on touching the breasts in our presence and telling us to see how well prepared the body is; that they have really carried out a professional job.

The idiot went on touching the privates of the body right there in our presence with a huge smile on his face telling us how they have really prepared the body well. it seems so normal to them.

I and others with teary eyes were just too weak to utter a word seeing how meaningless life could be.

I asked in my heart, do these people have conscience at all?

Gosh! I just can't explain the xperience here. The tot jxt brought tears to my eyes right now and I am so weak and heart broken remembering the whole scenario.

God, I am mad right now!

Simiano:
"It's" not (its' )..
We all make mistakes bro

That clown up there is very intelligent. He's so right bro.

"It's" is the short form of "it is" while its is used to show possession.


Just give it up for him man.

Iamtipsyy:
Keep quiet you no know book

Yhu and yhur likes that liked yhur comment I know say una know book well well, infact una know books but who knows una,

crickets, stay in yhur holes and keep discrediting a made man whn yhu r no whr yet in life.

Iamtipsyy:
Keep quiet you no know book

Yhu and yhur likes that liked yhur comment I know say una know book well well, infact una know books but who knows una,

crickets, stay in yhur holes and keep discrediting a made man whn yhu r no whr yet in life.

Yhu jxt can't ignore dis guy. I like his passion for a better governance.

I feel so sorry for our youth watchin bbnnaija wasting deir time on such unproductive activity.
They will only come here later to start mocking their calamity.

me I no see d date wey camp go start o

whn dis idiot finally starts reaping wat he has bin sowin I hope nobody will be shocked.

xcept Bishop O. David wasn't called by God, this guy will not go free. xcept ofcus he finds salvation. I mean genuine repentance.


Ya all shld watch. I hope whn it starts all of yhu here applauding his stupidity will also b dere to help him nurse his injuries.

[quote author=rachelbolanle post=65421972]I want to share my experience with everyone. I have being hearing about this blank ATM card






where are the mods here ? why allow a thief to advertise his hand work here?


Now hear me, if yhu don't stop bin a thief yhu will be caught vry soon. yhu end is here alrdy.


Lazy scamming idiot. Yhur disgrace is near.

Abeg, wherz yhur location? I will pay yhur more dan to have dis animal live, privided no injury sustained.

drop yhur contact, will call yhu.

Ah! Jim Iyke, weldone. Real weldone jaw.


Yhu are d best thn to ever happen to silly trolls. In fact, yhur attention is needed here on Nairaland too.

Jxt bcus yhu have Internet connection makes yhu feel yhu can pour rubbish on anybody n go free.

I still don't know why people can't mind their business. live n letz live.

Very good of yhu Jim.

donstan18:
It's not about responsible or irresponsible, those men that married one wife and still cheat on them, are they responsible? , it's better to legalize something than to cheat on your wife.


Forget about religion, we all know she made a very good point, let's be truthful and sincere.

But, the problem about the idea lies on women.

Most women will prefer their husband to cheat, than to share the same house with another wife, they don't like sharing pot of soup

Yhu are even more shallow and lame with yhur response. A cheating husband is never satisfied with any number of women.

Quote me anywhere. Any man who can keep just a wife can never be satisfied with any number of women he legally married to.

I have lived in the north for years and I have seen men with as many as four wives still sleeping around wt small small girls. Pls, don't get me wrong.

I am not saying itz peculiar to the norths alone. Have seen such everywhere.

If yhu aint satisfied with keeping jxt a woman yhu can never stop cheating if they give yhu even ten more wives for free.

Cheating is a kind of spirit or will I say a habit dat can't be curtailed by simply marrying more.

Worst still, I feel so bad that this is coming from a learned person, a doctor for that matter and a female.

It simply shows how her belief has robbed her of her sense of reasoning and all she has learned.......stupid belief. Tufiapa!

chai!! It has finished . I opened d thread hoping to seee a serious construction only to see this spider bridge.

Good for his people though, xpecially those the bridge will be very helpful n useful to.

nonetheless, I am so ashamed of our "leaders."

Lmao.

I am cold! This is sk creepy. Is this for real?
Everybody now finds excuse and justification for all their wrong doing.
This is very bad. I mean very unheard of.

Aint we worse than sodom already like dis? Gosh!

I am cold! This is sk creepy. Is this for real?
Everybody now finds excuse and justification for all their wrong doing.
This is very bad. I mean very unheard of.

Aint we worse than sodom already like dis? Gosh!

This is issue is more dan we know right now.

Such number of students taken away just like that.

Some questions :

1. What kinda vehicles and how many actually conveyed such number of students all at once?

2. How long did it take before the the school authority got to know abt the situation?

3. What did the school authority do the moment they got to know about it? Did they inform any security agent?
Question 1 and 2 is to know how long it takes the government to swing into action


4. How possible is it for such number of students to be carried away freely without any confrontation at any point of the moves through the area, or is the school located in the bush? As in, that makes it so easy for the terrorists to escape with them so easily without arousing any form of curiosity from the surrounding communities.

5. When the militaries finally got to know about the situation, did they start to chase after the monsters immediately?

I mean, such a vehicle carrying the number of students can't be so fast to have disappeared into a thin air.

Probably, the girls are hidden somewhere very close and not really far away from the community.

If we look at the above questions carefully with an open mind we will understand my assertion that there is more to this kidnap than we know.

I weep for dis nation. Too much lies!

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thesicilian:
There are many villages and towns in Nigeria that are in dire need of the gospel.

Very true but what are yhu living for?

Are yhu not also called to preach the gospel?

Why have yhu not gone to those villages in dire need of d gospel.


The people we call brethren though. We speak carelessly about each other, bringing down one another at every given opportunity.

May God help the body of Christ o. The kind bitin and hit from every side is enough to disintegrate the body......only God keeps the body together.

lols. Naija

Oga this car looks clean. I haven't gone d way of murano before. Maybe I am kinda enticed right now.


Please watz d fuel consumption like?

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jerryunit48:
The guy is a clown

Big time. A very confused person.

Setting the pace. Up up we go.

More blessing Papa!

okonja:
Ecobank

They will never touch your money for any useless maintenance and even give you some % if you didn't withdraw upto 3 times in a month from the account. BUT they are VERY useless in rendering customer service

Eco what?! Forget dat bro.

That bank milked me eh! Even whn I got angry leavin my remaining change in my account wt dem, they ran dwn d account to almost nothn.

They were busy charging me for service I didn't subscribe for. I went dere to complain many times and they promised to resolve it bt dey nevr stopped extorting.


Nt going close to dat bank again, never!!




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pweetiedee:
Come and seize my phone na. You need help I swear.

Yhu see. I need nobody to tell me yhu need a serious help.

I only rebuke people with stupid opinion abt other people's life and I am not stopping dat soon, get dat into yhur skull.

The only help I think I need now is dat yhu face yhur life and let me alone.

Stick to yhur belief, if it makes yhu happy....move on already.

I primise I won't respond to yhur mention again. Shallom!

pweetiedee:
You aren't different. You called him an idiot and you called me an idiot too.

You are not different.

Blablablaaa!

Yhu think I give a damn abt yhur opinion? Check yhur dictionary for d meaning of "idiot" cus it seems yhu don't even know d meaning.

Yhu can keep ranting...If yhu think calling him an idiot for such statement was uncalled for, then yhu don't know wat a home training means.

In fact, m tired of yhu quoting me alrdy, keep off please.

pweetiedee:
You aren't different. You called him an idiot and you called me an idiot too.

You are not different.

I don't know if yhu have any personal ish with me that yhu aint bold enough to say. Maybe yhu have comprehension issue.

I called him an idiot bcus he insulted someone old enough to b his father or what do yhu call such person, a slowpoke huh?

Wait, I don't care if he is yhur boyfriend or sumthn but yhu defending him shows yhu ar both bird of a feather. Bunch of retards who don't have regards for thier elders.


plz, don't place me in yhur class of stupidity. No, aint d same as yhu lots.

bye.

pweetiedee:
You're just an angry person. What ever you're going through, all will be well. Pele ehn

Yh rght? I am jxt allergic to idiots of which yhu have nw proven to b one. Tell me how a sane person will find it so fun insulting someone old enough to b his father and a man of God for dat matter and yhu ar here defending him.

Yhu shld jxt stop quoting me alrdy.

'An angry person' ko angry bird ni. .Lmao