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GloriousGbola, izzou, A001, iamoyindamola, DeadPresidents, raumdeuter , Nihilistjnr, amoto94 and others who I could not mentioned..... I appreciate you all for your immense contributions that have shaped my decisions..... Eshe gan ni.



I have decided to start with Data Analysis, possibly with Excel.

But how possible it is to learn these concurrently?

Data Analysis
Coding and web development
Cloud, devops
Programming language
Computer graphics designing?

Bimffo:
Ah. What's all these dragging.

Even German Soldiers and English Soldiers stopped fighting in WW1 on cross over day.

Make una calm down. Stop taking people prisoners.

Even me sef calm down on Cross over day. I wish to drag that i-diot today. That fooooolllllll. But I am calm.

New year, new beginning. I don't want to do this anymore. I honestly apologise for have engaged you in such argument.

You see this advice below, I really want to to do it. I want to take it up from this first day of the new year.

Amoto94:
reccy avoid using your time to engage in unnecessary e-brawl I will advise you to avoid social media and use your spare time to learn valuable skills; time flies and you will regret wasting your free time years later.


I need everyone support in form of how i can start, the tools, advice, recommendations, projection and any form of support!

I will like to reduce my time online to fully concentrate on the skills.

Once again, I'm sorry.

nihilistjnr:
Happy new year guys

Happy new year and happy birthday boss. More grace and good Health.

GloriousGbola:
If there's beef cock it and dump it
The drama really means nothin' to me
I'll ride by and blow ya brains out (brains out)
There's no time to cock it, no way you can stop it
When niggas run up on you with them thangs out (thangs out)
I do what I gotta do, I don't care I if get caught
The DA can play this motherfuckin' tape in court
I'll kill you
I ain't playin', hear what I'm sayin', homie I ain't playin'
Catch you slippin' I'ma kill you
I ain't playin', hear what I'm sayin', homie I ain't playin'
Keep thinkin' I'm candy, 'til ya fuckin' skull get popped
And ya brain jump out the top like Jack-in-the-box (yeah)
In the hood summer time is the killin' season
It's hot out this bitch that's a good enough reason (woo)
I've seen gangstas get religious when they start bleedin'
Sayin', "Lord, Jesus help me, " 'cause they ass leakin'
When they window roll down and that AK come out
You can squeeze ya little handgun 'til you run out
And you can run for ya backup
But them machine gun shells gon' tear ya back up
God's on ya side? Shit, I'm aight with that
'Cause we gon' reload them clips and come right back
It's a fact, homie, you go against me ya bleeped
I get the drop, if you can duck ya luckier than Lady Luck
Look, nigga, don't think you safe 'cause you moved out the hood
'Cause ya mama still around, dog, and that ain't good
If you was smart you'd be shook of me
'Cause I'd get tired of lookin' for ya, spray ya mama crib
And let yo' ass look for me
If there's beef cock it and dump it
The drama really means nothin' to me
I'll ride by and blow ya brains out (brains out)
There's no time to cock it, no way you can stop it
When niggas run up on you with them thangs out (thangs out)
I do what I gotta do, I don't care I if get caught
The DA can play this motherfuckin' tape in court
I'll kill you
I ain't playin', hear what I'm sayin', homie I ain't playin'
Catch you slippin' I'ma kill you
I ain't playin', hear what I'm sayin', homie I ain't playin'
My heart bleeds for you, nigga, I can't wait to get to you
Behind that twinkle in yo' eyes I can see the bitch in you
Nigga, you know the streets talk
So they'll be no white flags and no peace talks
I got my back against the wind, I'm down to ride 'til the sun burn out
If I die today I'm happy how my life turned out
See the shootouts that I'm been in 'em by myself
Locked up I was in a box by myself
I done made myself a millionaire by myself
Now shit changed, motherfucker, I can hire some help
I done heard about the fifty grand you put in the hood
But ya shooter finna get shot, it won't do him no good
With a pistol I define the definition of pain
If you survive ya bones'll still fuckin' hurt when it rains
Oh, you a pro at playin' Battleship? Well, this ain't the same
Little homie this is a whole different type of war game
See the losers end up in shackles and motherfuckin' chains
Or laid out in the streets leakin' out they brains
If there's beef cock it and dump it
The drama really means nothin' to me
I'll ride by and blow ya brains out (brains out)
There's no time to cock it, no way you can stop it
When niggas run up on you with them thangs out (thangs out)
I do what I gotta do, I don't care I if get caught
The DA can play this motherfuckin' tape in court
I'll kill you
I ain't playin', hear what I'm sayin', homie I ain't playin'
Catch you slippin' I'ma kill you
I ain't playin', hear what I'm sayin', homie I ain't playin'
After the fist fights it's gunfire, boy, you get the best of me (you get the best of me)
If you don't wanna get shot I suggest you don't go testin' me (go testin' me)
All the wrong I've done the Lord still keep on blessin' me (blessin' me)
Finna run rap 'cause Dr. Dre got the recipe (recipe, recipe)
Yeah, haha, ayy Dre
Got me feelin' real bulletproof up in this motherfucker
'Cause the windows on my motherfuckin' Benz is bulletproof, nigga
'Cause my motherfuckin' vest is bulletproof, nigga
'Cause my motherfuckin' hat is bulletproof, nigga
But the Doc said if I get hit I might get a fuckin' concussion
But better that then a hole in the head right, nigga? Hahahaha


This was my fave beef rap. Fifty went hard. A guilty pleasure since last last na all wanksta them be

nihilistjnr:
Reccy please email jackbauersballs@gmail.com

Boss, I await your reply sir.......

Donjazet2:
Does this look like someone who failed in governance?

I wonder how someone who performed credibly well according to you, was then being cursed and wished death by you and the Anambrans then?

How? I don't seem to get the correlation.

Please make it make sense!

Donjazet2:
Oasisx, Obi placed side by side with tinubu is a saint! I don't know how many times you need to be told that..

Oasisx prove us wrong.

Tell us where tinubu was born.
Tell us who his father and mother is.
Show us tinubu's primary and secondary school?
Tell us between both candidates which has been involved in criminal prosecution by courts both domestic and international..
Give us the basic biography of your candidate.

But NO you wouldn't, you would rather stan a man whose history you know absolutely nothing about!

A man who was clearly a criminal, involved in the evil narcotic trade, involved in the murder of a political opponent, involved in the public theft, siphoning and embezzlement of public funds.

You want us to be blind to these magnanimous deficiencies and retain this evil party and government that has ruined Nigeria almost completely..
Grow a conscience man.

I wonder how knowing these will affect his performances when elected. Lagosians cared less about these when they elected him and he performed well for Lagos so much that your principal who has now been chased from Anambra is now living in Tinubu Lagos.

Anambrans cared much about everything up there, he gave them every detail about himself what was the outcome? Insult, Curse everywhere, and death wishes, so much that he ran away from the state he governed.


When Jagaban finally wins, we will build more correctional centres to put some people for proper brain reset.

OasisX:


Every single one of them has either cussed or wished him death horribly before, but Miracle has happened, Saint Peter Gregory Obi has resurrected as our Messiah.

Signs of slowpoke. Someone that failed in every aspect of governance that thry literally cursed, wish death is suddenly the annoinred one.

Radarada everywhere!!!

nihilistjnr:
An Ndi Anambra wishing Obi a horrific death during his tenure now campaigning for an Obi presidency?

I most definitely have never seen that before.

I hope someone will not come here to claim this innocent comment.....



Well, time shall tell sha.

Havertz10:
Nobody rates American president, his opinions and views are irrelevant

Let’s hear what Putin or Xi have to say

Lolz. This guy sef......

Omo. Shit dy happen ooo. Buhari come and explain to us the meaning of this shit!!!

https://www.nairaland.com/7502517/reactions-germany-minister-visited-borno#119544309

Once a giant of Africa!!!

raumdeuter:
I saw this on a thread has anyone heard the live Audio since they claimed he said it on BBC

As to the rumour that we have endorsed Labour Party Candidate, Mr. Peter Obi, you should understand that we are talking about Presidency of Nigeria, not Traders' Union nor Anambra Governorship election here..."


Hahhaha. Obi in the mud......they will learn the hard way.

https://www.nairaland.com/7503071/g-5-govs-im-elephant-cant

This one sounds like someone who has seen His defeat already. Tinubu has no rival in this election. Make Atiku try his luck in the next 8 years.

seankafor:
These 2 lovers up there should get a room already

Nostradamus1:
is this necessary ?

Lolx.

OasisX:


Juju is real. Doubters should wake up..... LMFAO

True true..... The thing dy real!
Ah bin no dy believe that shit before but these ones here are OK for me to believe in the exstence of juju.

Awon bunch of clowns.

Bimffo:
Stop asking for people's phone number in the disguise that you want their advice, when you want to kidnap them.

There is a reason nairaland gave us the option to message through email, jihadist.

PS: If you like yourself, give Rice your phone number and let him post all your chats here and provide your information to his kinsmen.


But if you need someone to lick your as$ all over nairaland, he is good at it. So you can give him your phone number for stupid familiarity.

Hahahaha. See talk. This boy nah confirm mumu. Okay accepted, shey nah only number I asked him. He did not only give me the number, he also provided an avenue for us to meet, and we met!!!!

So what remains for your empty head? Nothing, absolute nothing!

Bimffo:
Lemaoo. It is your kinsmen's job, don't deny it.

You are the only asking for people's phone number just to track them.

Amoto94 needs to be careful.

Hehehhehe. Good for someone that wants to give tout 200k to kidnap me?

Bimffo:
Eleribuu omo Okene. Jihadist.

Hehehheheeh. E pain am

Bimffo:
Be good bro. And it will be my joy for you and your kinsmen to stop the kidnapping business and you open your graphic designer shop in okene.

Heheheh. Werey.....if you have graphic designing skills, you would not have had the chance of engagaing in kidnapping in the first place......

You can patronise us, but then, we are not safe at our sight!!!!

E kidnapper.

Bimffo:
I would have loved if I could pay 200k and let them beat the stupidity and the kidnapper spirit out of you.

At least, with the information you stupidly have dropped, you school in either Kogi Poly or Kogi Uni.

Talk to NANS rep of your school, and you will be dealt with. But why waste my resources on someone that doesn't have a life yet.

Though I will be doing your kinsmen a lot of good if I teach you a good lesson, but you are just starting your life and from all indications, it is on a bad note. So why waste my resources on dealing with an i-idiot?

In 1 sentence, give me 3 good reasons. Jihadist

Heheheh. Kogi poly kor poly bag ni....

Bimffo:
I would have loved if I could pay 200k and let them beat the stupidity and the kidnapper spirit out of you.

At least, with the information you stupidly have dropped, you school in either Kogi Poly or Kogi Uni.

Talk to NANS rep of your school, and you will be dealt with. But why waste my resources on someone that doesn't have a life yet.

Though I will be doing your kinsmen a lot of good if I teach you a good lesson, but you are just starting your life and from all indications, it is on a bad note. So why waste my resources on dealing with an i-idiot?

In 1 sentence, give me 3 good reasons. Jihadist

Tor at least , you've confirmed your cultist nature here and also how you go on your kidnapping spree. E kidnapper!!!

Get a better life bro!!!.

Bimffo:
Story for the gods.

If you are not guilty, why are you looking for a way to explain. I didn't ask for an explanation.

You better kidnap well this festive period, so that you will be able to pay your next semester school fee and learn graphics designing.

And me talk about anything with someone that wants to waste my time and find a way to kidnap me? God forbid. E-jihadist.

E jihadist?

So much for someone that wanted to kidnap me with 200k?


You wana deny it?

Ahbi that one nah E kidnap too?

Bimffo:
Go and learn your graphics design, open business center, and stop kidnapping with you kinsmen in Okene. Eleribuu omo.

You are in your youth, as they adviced you, don't waste it, kidnapping people.

In 2023, you are just thinking of what to do, Kidnapper.

Lolz. You know nothing about me Mr Bimffo. If in your entire life, you've ever taken advice from someone, you have no moral compass to troll me with same. When you were young Bimffo, Do you remember you have no idea of the how dumb you were then, I mean you literlly know nothing about digital skills, you can prove me wrong if otherwise and come forward and talk about it, otherwise bleep off!!!


When you talk about 2023, being long enough to someone to learn skills, hope you know it is relative?. While it might be too late to someone like you who is approaching 50 - haven used your youth for reckless behaviour ranging from raping and culitist to kidnapping - it is however okay for someone in His early 20. This futher shows how dumb you are!!!

You should only stick to your chelsea thread where you like and share to save us from gibberish!!!

Radarada everywhere!!!

A001:
Early morning hallucination is a key sign of mental illness. Where the fool see Otem? Lols.

The violent ones don start their jihad. Senseless slaves. Awon online jihadists, e-version of Shekau

Ahswear, you have problem. Why don't you check on the nearest hospital and get your head examined?

Bimffo:
He warned me not to bring my personal thing here, but he forgot to warn himself, now they are dragging Mr Rice like generator all over the thread.

Heheheh. Ahbeg wetin dy personal if someone advised that it is pointless to spend much time online with people already made especially when one is schooling?

Shey nah your wife matter wey ah talk say you should not bring here be that?

Oya, tell us about all the ladies wey you don give belle and abort or the one wey bring bastard child for you to father, make we use am catch cruise and save am for future reference.

Good riddance to bad rubbish!!!

A001:
Keep engaging in religious fights online like the senseless, irate youth in the North and be whirling away your time.

When you woke up in the morning and all you could think of is to engage in religious fight online very early in the morning. Your case is a sorry one.

The irate, pugnacious youths in the North fight others in defense of Islam offline (jihad), while their jobless counterparts like you and your cohorts engage in their own fight (jihad) online defending your god.

Only a weak, powerless god needs fools like you to defend him online or offline.

Keep wasting your youthful years carrying religion and politics for head. Na your palaver

Ok.

A001:
Kid, better stop wasting time online making a fool of yourself and find something productive to engage yourself with.

Like Amoto94 advised you, spend less time on the Internet and stop typing trash all about.

Once I engage you within minutes, I can discern your level of knowledge as regards Islam.

I know those that have a deep understanding of their religion on this thread and those that don't.

Stop wasting your youthful years typing nonsense online so you won't have work hard in old age.

Dey wan start their jihad (violence) online again

Hehhehe. Werey don come oooo

Ah no go ever engage you anything related to Islam bro. It's pointless. You win, happy?

OasisX:


.... that lost sheep is competing with himself as most stùpid person on this Platform.

Lolz. Ah taya for the guy sef.....

In his shallow mind, he thinks every Muslim he meets online reads Quran for English.

Clown!!!

[quote author=Donjazet2 post=119534341]You are a shameless noisemaker.
I don't know how real or fake that tweet is but I shared that tweet because I have heard Obi himself say the same thing almost verbatim.

Obi has said it previously, that you cannot kill people in the name of agitation. That you cannot spoil people's business in the name of agitation. He has said that he will deal mercilessly with anyone that kills people in the guise of agitation and dialogue with those ready to dialogue.

He intends to use a two pronged approach to the problem. Dealing with criminal killers and dialoguing and negotiating with those who seek to dialogue.

Doubt me? Watch him explicitly say these here.
Hear from the horse's mouth itself.

Peter Obi's slate is so clean that his oppositions have found nothing against him but to link him to IPOB. pic.twitter.com/9UJSlgOBIy

— Chris (@Chris08372) September 1, 2022

it bro. Your principal never see anything bad in killing, destroying and causing unrest by ipob.

May we not have a president like the dullard up there again.

BlueRayDick:
@Amoto94 The prince called what happened yesterday in Kogi a “bomb attack “ and further calls it a “cowardly attack “ .

It was a bomb attack that killed 3 persons.

We will be on our own dy manage life, Bello went and invite the chief badluck himself to come and cause us more pains and grieves.



Rip to those that died in the attack.

DeadPresidents:
Not misinformation.

You wouldn’t use Java to build client-facing applications—you’d use JavaScript.

In earlier times, you could use Macromedia Flash Applets developed in ActionScript or you could install Java applets that could use the Java VM as a rendering engine. You don’t need to do that now.

You misread the context. At a stretch you could argue that WASM could be used to execute anything that compiles to a binary on the web but for that, you’d still need a JavaScript client wrapper.