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We’re all weird. The trick to finding love, therefore, is seeking out people who won’t just tolerate our weirdness. They’ll love us for it.

Luckily, a lot of the weird things that people do are completely and .ly lovable. It’s important for a woman to find a man who loves her for her weirdness. And while it’s true that everyone is a little different, there are a few weird things girls do that guys love — for almost no reason at all.

1. The way you sleep

If your man loves you, he almost certainly enjoys — from time to time — watching you sleep. If he happens to wake up before you and turns around to find you fast asleep, chances are that he can’t help but smile.

Now, don’t think this means you’re an adorable sleeper. Some people are not pretty sleepers. Some drool. Some make awkward faces. But if your man loves you, then he almost certainly loves the way you sleep.

You may look like a weirdo, but he loves that weirdo.

2. The way you’re unwilling to admit you’re wrong

He knows you’re wrong. You know you’re wrong. He knows you know you’re wrong. But you’ll be damned if you’ll admit it. Instead, you’re going to argue and argue and argue… until he eventually gives up and lets you have the win.

The woman is always right, am I right?

He may not especially enjoy arguing with you all the time, but he does love how stubborn you can be. He thinks it’s cute — sexy, even. Every man loves a woman with a fire inside her.

3. The way you get scared

Sometimes your fear is rational, and sometimes it’s completely irrational. But he’s fascinated that someone can be so strong when it comes to the big things in life and so scared when it comes to the little things — like spiders. And rodents. And basically anything that’s creepy and/or crawly.

He’s happy being the one to kill the spider for you. He’s happy to walk you to the car at night because it’s dark and you don’t want to walk alone.

He likes that you’re afraid of some things because it allows him to step up and be strong for you. It allows him to be your protector — and even though he knows you don’t actually need one, he likes feeling like he’s needed.

4. The way you look after you take way too much time getting ready

He’s been trying to get into the bathroom for about two hours now, but it’s been off limits. You’re already running 30 minutes late, and you know you’re going to have to add another 30 on top of that. He’s likely been complaining for the last 45 minutes, but let’s be honest: You’re going to take as long as you please.

He may not like it. It may frustrate him. It may annoy him. He may find it really odd that you can’t manage to make it anywhere on time. But he does love the end result.

He always finds you beautiful, but after those extra two hours, you know he won’t be able to take his eyes off you all night.

5. The random, quirky things you do that you don’t realize are quirky

It may be the way you dress. It may be the way you drink your coffee, organize your pens or the things you say or think. However your quirkiness or oddness shows, he digs it.

How can I be so certain? Because if he didn’t, then he’d have probably run for the hills a while ago.

But he hasn’t. He has not only put up with your sometimes-neurotic behavior, but he actually enjoys it. That’s really the best way to know if you’ve found the right partner in life: If he can put up with how crazy you are, he’s a keeper.

6. The way you like to cuddle to the point of suffocation

We get it; you’re cold. You’re always cold. You know that we’re not, but who asked us, right?

Whether it’s wrapping yourself around his neck when you see him, lying across his lap while watching a movie or trying to form a human pretzel around him while he tries to fall asleep — I emphasize the word try — this is something he likes.

He may not love the feeling of suffocation as the walls close in on him, but he loves holding you. And if that means he has to put up with your permanent complaints about being cold, then so be it.

7. How you’re both incredibly shy and intensely aggressive

It surprises him every time you make that switch between having no confidence to having a lot of it — or the other way around.

And, to be completely honest, he likes surprises. He likes it when you surprise him. You always manage to keep him on his toes, and though this sometimes pushes his b*ttons, he appreciates not fully knowing what tomorrow will bring.

You intrigue him. And being intrigued by the one you’re with is a beautiful thing.

If you have a contrary view, vent it out.
- cc lalasticlala ishilove
Please do the needful.

QuotaSystem:
When you're not guided by principle but emotions, confusion is inevitable.

This is the best comment on this issue I've read so far. Nice words... Keep it up.

All these is taking too long

The Gbagyi's needs adequate representation in government. After our lands have been Collected by the government with little/no compensation, the least they could do is give us adequate representation in government. This must be adhere to, no excuses. This means common sense.

importexpert:
when will all this lies stop?

It's real

Breaking news from BBC!! The Earth will experience
15 days of total darkness between November 15
and November 29, 2015. The event, according to
NASA, hasn’t occurred in over 1 Million years.
Astronomers from NASA have indicated that the
world will remain in complete darkness starting
on Sunday, November 15, 2015 at 3 a.m. and will
end on Monday, November 30, 2015 at 4:15 p.m.

According to officials, the ” November Black Out”
event will be caused by another astronomical
event between Venus and Jupiter.
Charles Bolden, who was appointed to head of
NASA by President Obama, issued a 1000 page
document explaining the event to the White House.
According to the report, on October 26, 2015, Venus & Jupiter will engage in a close parallelism, only being separated by 1 degree.
Venus will pass to the southwest of Jupiter,
causing Venus to shine 10 times brighter than Jupiter. The light from Venus will heat up the gases on Jupiter causing a reaction.
The gaseous reaction will release an unprecedented amount of Hydrogen into Space.
The Hydrogen gas will make contact with Earth's sun at approximately 2:50 a.m. The amass amount of Hydrogen making contact with the sun
will cause a massive explosion on the Sun’s
surface. The explosions will cause the Sands surface temperature to increase to 9,000 degrees Kelvin in an instant.

The sun will then attempt to cease the explosions
by emitting heat from its core. The heat will cause the Sun to dim to a bluish color. Once the sun reaches the bluish color, it will take
approximately 14 days to restore its normal
surface temperature, returning its normal color to
the Red Giant.

While the sun is cooling the surface, the light from
the sun will be much dimmer. Because it takes
anywhere from 7 to 8 and a half minutes depending on the Earth’s rotation for light from the sun to hit Earth, people will not know the
event has happened until 2:58 a.m. on November
15th.
Some areas of the world may experience brief
moments of light for 7 to 8 minutes, but the Earth
will then go back to complete darkness until the
Sun’s surface temperature has been restored.

Can this be Matt 24:29-31 coming to pass? Let us remain prayerful.

Victory!

In as much as I'll love this to be true, am still critical about it.

From the comments I see foolishness of Nigerians all akin to bigotry. The APC leader accusing Gov. Rochas, isn't he from the east? Why the hate comments? All I see is Easterners blaming Rochas for not taking fool responsibility of convincing the easterners what he truly stands for ( during campaign) maybe the story would have been different, probably he would have gained more votes from the east which would have undoubtedly reflected on PMB's ministerial appointment list.

How can you explain this if not for the power of God, I believe in Miracles coz I believe in God.

You wonder where the theme was gotten from in the bible.

U people should see what I saw somewhere oh!!!! Buhari’s Arms Deal Probe: 13 Army Generals Admit Loots, To Return N1trillion

The arms purchase probe panel that was set up by President Muhammadu Buhari to probe contracts executed during the administrations of late President Umaru Musa Yar’Adua to former President Goodluck Jonathan, has started sitting with not less than 13 allegedly indicted retired generals opting for plea bargain.





A highly placed defence source at the weekend told Nigerian Pilot Sunday that the retired generals numbering 13 out of the 19 that are expected to be quizzed by the probe panel have already approach some members of the panel for amicable settlement of the matter than appearing before the panel.

According to the source, a former National Security Adviser is allegedly the arrowhead of the negotiation, if the members of the panel will accept their request. The security source further added that the 13 retired military chiefs are willing to refund N1 trillion to the federal government as part of the plea bargain arrangement.


The source added that the chairman of the probe panel is yet to take a decision on the proposal given to him by the affected indicted generals. Not fewer than 19 former military chiefs are to be quizzed by the panel.

They are five Chiefs of Defence Staff, 14 Service Chiefs; four National Security Advisers, NSAs and eight former Ministers of Defence. The probe has created panic among retired military chiefs who coordinated arms purchases in the last eight years.


Nigerian Pilot Sunday learnt that five Israelis, who played major roles in arms procurement for the military, in the last six years, are to be invited by the committee, whose members were named on Monday after President Muhammadu Buhari’s directive. The Israelis reportedly left the country on the eve of the general elections, but will be summoned by the probe panel to appear before it.

The government has directed that tight security be provided for members of the panel. The assignment is comprehensive. It will run through many administrations.

The source further added, “The probe will require looking into the administrations of five Chiefs of Defence Staff, 14 Service Chiefs; four National Security Advisers and eight former ministers. It is a Herculean task.
“Already, there is panic in the circle of retired military officers on the intent of the evaluation of arms purchase. Some of these former military chiefs have reached out to panel members to allow them have access to relevant
documents.” The source gave insight into why it is necessary to invite the former CDS, Service Chiefs, NSAs and ex-ministers.


“All arms deals were not subjected to the nation’s procurement laws even though the late President Umaru Yar’Adua specifically said there should be no due process waiver for the military. Nigerian Pilot Sunday gathered that the panel might look into the administration of five Chiefs of Defence Staff, 14 Service Chiefs; four National Security Advisers and eight former Ministers of Defence.

The Chiefs of Defence Staff from 2007 to 2015 are:

the late Lt.-Gen. Owoye Andrew Azazi (2007-2008);

Air Chief Marshal Paul Dike (2008-2010);
Air Chief Marshal Oluseyi Petinrin (2010- 2012);

Admiral Ola Ibrahim (2012- 2014);

Air Chief Marshal Alex Badeh (2014-2015).

As for the Nigerian Army, those to be under searchlight are late

Lt.- Gen. Luka Yusuf (2007-2008),

Lt.- Gen. Abdurrahman Dambazzau (2008-2010),

Lt.-Gen. Azubuike Ihejirika (2010-2014)

and Lt.-Gen. Kenneth Minimah (January 2014- July 2015).

In the Nigerian Navy, the investigation will cover the following past Chiefs of Naval Staff:

Vice Admiral GT Adekeye (2005-2008);

Vice Admiral II Ibrahim (2008-2010);

Vice Admiral OS Ibrahim (2010-2012);

Vice Admiral DJ Ezeoba (2012-2013)

and Vice Admiral UO Jibrin (2013- 2015).


For the Air Force, the scope of the probe will affect the tenures of the following officers and their teams. They include

Air Marshal Paul Dike (2006-2008);

Air Marshal Oluseyi Petirin (2008- 2010);

Air Marshal Mohammed Dikko Umar (2010-2012);

Air Marshal Alex Badeh (2012-2014)

and Air Marshal Adesola Amosu (2014-2015).



The National Security Advisers from 2007 to 2014 are:

Gen. Aliyu Gusau;

the late Gen. Owoye Azazi;

Gen. Sarki Mukhtar;

and Col. Sambo Dasuki.

The Ministers of Defence within the timeframe of the panel are:
Yayale Ahmed (2007- 2008);
Shettima Mustapha (2098- 2009);
Godwin Abbe (2009-2010);
Adetokunbo Kayode (2010-2011);
Bello Haliru Mohammed (2011- 2012);
Erelu Olusola Obada (2012- 2013) ;
Gen. Aliyu Gusau (2013- 2015)
and Musiliu Obanikoro (2012-2014).

Culled from newspunch.org

Now I see why LSL accepted to be crowned as the new Emir. It is Prestigious I tell you.

Aminat508:
Happy birthday dearie....
Send my cake ooo

No stress, lemme have your number or address or pin to be able to.

Its 14th August...and Yes, its my Birthday! What a glorious life I've got! I wish me a more glorious life!!
Mods please honour my day and do the needful. nairalanders don't let me down, Shower me with your best wishes.

Wow, we share same birth date... Happy Birthday to us.

wapSmart:
Still dont understand why some beast will decide to keep killing their people. Still cant get the motive behind it. When will they put an end to this endless killing of innocent people or is it when they have killed everybody.

These Boko boys should know that they are turning their state into a desolate land....

One of the reason why i dont like it when people try to play with my heart and minds. These bunch of evil have been brainwash with hypo cum klin detergent.

Your comment lacks seriousness and genuine concern, probably because you don't understand the seriousness of this insurgency. These people (Boko haram) do not see themselves as Nigerians anymore talk less of them considering anyone S their people. There's blood in their brains hence they can't stop killing even if it were their mother. We all should show genuine concern through our speech, prayers and assistance in whatever form we can in other to defeat this evil. Mere talk does not solve this.

If true, then I support the move. That sector is too sensitive to hastily entrust it into another hands other than the president himself.

Congrats to the newly weds.

Still figuring out how this works, has the application for the wooing ended or what,coz my interest is still on. Someone let me know.

It's in the blood.

Generosity is a virtue.

Barselonia:
“There must be time to plan, to review and even listen to people. There is a separation between a campaign period, articulating your vision, expressing the promises to Nigerians. There is a time to look at holistically at what you inherited, analysis it, distil and then take action.

With this,he has said it All....
If u are not Okay with it, kill yourself....

Pa ara e....

Lol.. This guy is so funny

preciousMI1:
ok

What's OK?

Perhaps, nobody can still shine as bright as the star of Michael Jackson. We pay a tribute to the great talent and present you 20 facts about Michael Jackson.

1. Michael Jackson wanted to build a 50 foot robot of himself to roam the Nevada desert.

The impressive creation had to be seen from the Las Vegas’s McCarran airport.

The pix are much... for more:
http://www.fixmeblog.com/20-facts-about-the-legendary-king-of-pop-michael-jackson/

Cool

Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian kept it civil Thursday, when they had a meal together with the kids.

Scott, Kourtney, Mason and Penelope all had lunch at the Beverly Hills Hotel. We don’t know if baby Reign was there.

After lunch, they drove in separate cars to Scott’s Hollywood Hills home where she handed off the kids so he could spend time with them.

As we reported, Kourtney was at a Century City building Monday, and although we don’t know who she saw, it’s the building where attorney Laura Wasser works. She repped Kim and Khloe in their divorces, and we know Kourtney wants to work out a custody arrangement.

Its like these two are begining to move on without each other…
Source: http://fixmeblog.com

A woman has spoken of her heartache after spending her life savings on a ‘booty job’ bum lift operation – only for the surgeon to bungle it and leave her in agony and unable to sit down.

Heidi Faulkner, 36, from Hertfordshire, decided to have the procedure after slimming down from 16st to 8st over three years with the help of a gastric band.
Although overjoyed to be a size six, Ms Faulkner says the dramatic weight loss left her with a ‘wrinkly granny bum’.

For more pictures
:http://www.fixmeblog.com/woman-left-in-agony-and-unable-to-sit-down-after-bungled-butt-lift-operation/

The east needs serious sanitization on this Menace, it doesn't seem to stop

Warning: This video may be inappropriate for some users. (Discretion is adviced)
Delivering a baby in a car on the way to the hospital is probably many parents’ worst nightmare, but these folks sure made it look easy.
In a video posted on YouTube Thursday, a woman gives birth to a baby boy in a car on the way to a birth center in Houston, Texas. The father, who’s driving, films it all on a GoPro camera on his lap.






For more pictures and video on how she delivered the baby see it here:
http://www.fixmeblog.com/a-woman-gives-birth-in-a-car-dad-films-the-whole-thing-warning-this-video-may-be-inappropriate-for-some-users-see-photos-and-videos/

tungstar:
Milk dem back.....the dude way

bad guy.

Donald Trump tells TMZ he is contacting the FBI to investigate threats just made by a man claiming to be the son of escaped Mexican drug lord El Chapo.
Trump is reacting to a tweet reportedly made by El Chapo’s son, in which he blasts Trump for saying El Chapo is “everything that’s wrong with Mexico.”

The tweet was written in Spanish, with the rough English translation, “Keep f***ing around and I’m gonna make you swallow your bitch words you f***ing whitey milks***tter (that’s a homophobic slur).”
Trump tells TMZ he’s not backing down, saying, “I’m fighting for much more than myself. I’m fighting for the future of our country which is being overrun by criminals.” He adds, “You can’t be intimidated. It’s too important.”

Anymore questions why we like this man?…

Source http://www.fixmeblog.com/donald-trump-calls-in-fbi-over-death-threat-involving-the-escaped-prisoner/