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See Fine Doctor. I never see am o.



On a serious note, 2 days is still early. Maybe he's fine where he is. Besides, our network providers are not trying, bad network all the time. I'm sure the guy will return

Great article. I will over look the grammatical errors. The sexxx positions though.....doggy, wheelbarrow, spoon, scissors. Wetin happen?

Na blood she use cook the soup?

I choose the little boy

dapyd1:
Lmao. This is foolishness or maybe there are no vehicles in the village.
On second thought, he maybe an INEC official trying to collate documents after a day's work.

don't be decieved by Nairalanders. The picture was well placed for comic reasons. No one does that

The village must obey

Joblessness is when you're among the first ten to comment on a Nairaland post.




Cc: Lalasticlala, Ishilove

Me and BobbyStanley, our real names are Bob and Reddie CardStan .....in your voice "THEIR ARE TWINS"

tunnamania11:
That number 9 though...

I don't agree with the number 9

Nice to know!



Am I on FTC?

INTROVERT:
I'm ne back to comment



What a story....

your mb no dey finish? Anyway, help me explain the story cos I was unable to read the whole episode.

Should I clap for him?

That one na free pounding machine o

Tubaba has bad eyes for women. The only beautiful women he's been involved with are Caroline Ekanem Danjuma and Vien Tetsola and unfortunately, he didn't take any of them seriously. The rest are just there. Pero Adeniyi is manageable, Sunbo Ajaba has never been good looking. Annie is just too tacky.



Note: I'm not hating

I pray he agrees with Obama on the number 2. And plz, abortion happens everyday in Nigeria

So what happens now? Are you saying that the rice should be flogged?

Wey the pictures na

Chai. See as people just die. Some people here will still say "GOD KNOWS BEST". God na killer? Smh

Yet some of them will come here on Nairaland claiming they can teach me how to make $10k per hour online. The problem with we Nigerians is that we know how to abuse things. Linda Ikeji is succesful and for that, everybody is jiving in blogging. To make it worst, they are all into entertaiment news forgetting that they can't beat Linda Ikeji and Bella Naija on that. You guys need to go into adult blogging. Adult blogs and websites grosses well too. Even education and health.

dasrackhor:
eh yo,Beyonce won best RnB song ft Jay Z(Drunk in love) get yha fact right. Source:www.rollingstone.com/music/news/grammy-awards-2015-the-complete-winners-list-20150208

she lost the biggest one which everyone expected to win, I mean "Album Of The Year". I know she won best rnb performance and best rnb song for drunk in love. Don't educate me on what I know

Was Mr Oyegun talking with a lump on his throat?

Interesting. Pls who has Orji Uzo Kalu's number? I'm interested in becoming his house boy. That man na money bag o

Those fans are just being silly. They can't possibly win everything. They should ask Iggy Azalea, Sia, Meghan Trainor, Beyonce and Taylor Swift why they failed to win grammys this year. Brainless peeps.

Honestly, I like the beard but he's a faded wack musician. See as him dey like a bleached version of Chidi Mokeme

I no trust all these jerry-curl boys

Whose manager is he? I don't like half stories. Anyway, I'm sorry bro


modified...I don see the the artist wey him dey manage. Thanks

I'm happy for you Steph but I hope you'll lose those fats you're carrying after giving birth cos me don't want another Mercy Johnson.


Bottom line....una sure say INTROVERT neva take overdoze of rat poison? Make una apprehend her before she bites someone

I used to attend different prayer programmes and Ministeries with my elder sister and mum. It was when I was very young though....I stopped going by 2013. But while I was attending, I noticed these set of people that are always contributing to the powerful and comic moments of ministries and they are:

*THE HUSBAND SEARCHERS: These set of ladies makes up 70% of the congregation. They are there cos they need husbands and they don't ever miss a single prayer session. I always wonder if they don't have jobs.

*THE YOKE BREAKERS: Young men are the worst culprits in this category. They attend cos they believe that their uncles, step-mothers, etc in the villages are responsible for their misfortunes. Lazy men are so into this.

*SINGLE AND SEARCHING: this happens mostly at crusades and vigils. Youths are so into this. They come because they heard the guys/girls they're admiring are gonna attend. They always jumps to sit with members of the opposit sex. They move with conversation while prayer goes on and they're fast to exchange numbers.

*THE PRAYER WARRIORS: They just shout at the peak of their voices all in the name of prayer. And oh...it doesn't end there as they shake their heads, clap their hands, jumps and members sitting next to them must be baptised with saliva. Can't they pray gently?

*THE OBSERVERS: I have to admit I fall into this category. We're just there to witness the other characteristics. We love those moments when girls roll on the floor during deliverance sessions.

*THE JOB SEARCHERS: Young men. They go cos they want contracts awarded to them.

*DISRESPECTFUL WORKERS: They are ushers, they lack respect. Close your eyes and they'll tap you to wake you up no matter who you are. They are so cruel

*HOME RUNNERS: Pls pardon my english for I do not know how to put it. But these people are there cos they don't wanna stay at home. They sleep at every point.

*PASTORS WANNA BE: They see ministeries as pastorial schools. They assist the pastor on everything and they're quick to scream Halleluya! when ever the pastor ends a sentence.

These are my thoughts. Feel free to add yours

Lies, lies upon lies. Who're you guys decieving? Being gay doesn't mean that one is possesed. Keep posting rubbish