₦airaland Forum

Readonee35L:
covering plates or customising plates??

Covering

adex79:
@I'm offering 800k, Check very well before you price car. I'm not insulting you don't be offended.

well you should be the one not offended when you get someone else pricing your car the amount they feel accorded to it when in the first place, you did not put a price to start with. Put a price tag on your item. Its only folks who have something else in mind would not put the prices of their items on....

I dont get why people who are not in the direct office of the presidency or special forces in the armed forces would be covering their plate numbers for reasons that totally eludes me. I hope this issue is looked into just like the way the issue of tinted glasses was looked into. If this is a form of "big-boyism", then there is something wrong with ordinary individuals who cover their plate numbers for no reason.

LOL.. It has gone from joblessness to Madness...

dhensity:
where is 2face ..only africn queen turned a hit

stylplus also

burnaboy only like toparty turned hit

Stul plus one hit wonder? Are you sure you know anything about music? Because they seem not to exist anymore doesnt make them one hit wonder. bigiano is a one hit wonder

naijainfogalery:
I once read a story of a guy on nairaland, who went to visit his fiance and the dad needed to send an email unfortunately he left his laptop at the office, so he decided to leave his laptop with the dad while he went out shopping/on a date with his girl.
The dad happens to be a nairaland addict, so immediately he opened the browser, he logged into his gmail account, so he decided to check nairaland to check whats happening, Only to see that username a****** i mean the username that abused him, the one that called him all sorts of names just because of their different views on politics.
low and behold, immediately they came back from their date, all of a sudden the sweet loving father got all mad, ask him if he was a****** he said yes, he just told him to get out of his compound. All pleas fell on deaf ear. It was later he told his daughter that he wont open his eyes for his daughter to marry such a person.

The problem here is we think we can get away from being a retard online, but it always come back at us.
So let me narrate my own experience

I went to a very remote area of Lagos to do something. I needed to access the internet and i couldnt, so i asked people around for a cafe, after moving a long distance we finally found one, the cafe had just 5 systems and it was fully booked by yahoo boys and there are about 5 of them waiting to take turn. Damn!! i needed to do this thing asap.

i begged the dude at cafe attendance to just allow me do what i needed to do as it wont take more than 20 minutes and i said i would give him 500 naira. After he heard that it was as if i promised him 1 million , see as the guy dey yes sir , yes sir me.

So he took me to their Server. where i did all that needs to be done, i decided to download the file i needed, while it was downloading, i decided to open nairaland to while away time,If you are nairaland addict lol you will understand that at any slight internet chance you will always come home (nairaland) so i quickly opened nairaland.com , All of a sudden i saw 40 mentions, fear gripped me , i was like what did i post for people to mention me like this, i clicked on mention and i saw abuses and topics i never commented on. I checked the username then i occured to me that i haven't logged in and it was the dude at the cafes nairaland account.

What i saw was heartbreaking, this dude abuses people for no reason. he calls people all sorts of names. he is one of those guys that forms team foreign girls on nairaland, i read one of his posts where abused one graduate that posted that he needed job badly, he called him a broke ass and all sorts of name , i am not trying to mock or abuse him but meanwhile this is someone that earns N8,000 monthly and he is being owed 2 months salary (wanna know i knew?) after the downloading my file. I decided to have a chit chat with him, he told me how much is earns and how he is being owed 2 months salary.
I needed to be sure it was him. But then the picture he has on his nairaland account was the picture he has as his phones screensaver . Thought it wasnt his personal picture but an image.


So ever since that day, if anyone abuses me online, I just remember that guy and smile. because most of these folks that abuses or curse you here wouldnt look into your eyes and say nonsense when they see you.

TELL US HIS ID SO WE CAN EMBARRASS THEM ONE BY ONE OUT OF THE FORUM...LOL

BlackMaria:
Funny,u cud type this epistle @ me.
I was just teasing u based on the topic. Which was y,I added lol into my sentence.
Since u av decided to take it personal,then I b'liv u gat low self-esteem.

Lolz

Ginaz:
I like the environment, so green with lush grasses everywhere. The sun shines brightly and wonderfully beautiful. Such a warm weather

Warm weather and he's wearing winter jacket or you just want to talk?

adonbilivit:
Abeg ignore here and her trash for LAWMA. Just cover that hole before she go dub ur sextape take am blackmail u into sexing her.

Blackmail him how...?

asadike:
Madam Ekwunife should go and sit down biko. she should stop embarassing anambra women. a single shame, u dont have. with d way u are going, it shows u dont have d interest of your people at heart coz u can do anything for power. Be warned! Do not take everyone for mbadinuju

Chei.. that man was a killer!!!

Sgwash:
LMFAO

These bloggers are the reason why we wish nta had their monopoly on journalism still. all in tge name of making money and becoming like Linda ikeji, every single person thinks that all there is to blogging is just having a website and posting all the trash they call news in it. No journalism background, no single ethics of the profession and professionalism and no intent of improving self..most of them are just anywhere belle face.

Pidggin:
This is why there is no hope for our economy, with the obvious inferiority complex I am seeing in the second picture, I weep for my country.

I dont get you guys. the camera took a shot that was probably caught out of context and nigerisns are already flipping the perspective to something else. Actually its not the people assigned to do jobs that is making the economy hopeless but its the folks that would never see anything right with what they are doing that are making the economy hopeless. Smh

Bossforeva:
didn't see where he mentioned all these things you are pointing out.

Lol. You wont understand..

nnatom:
bros pls are u doing dis upgarading ursef? if yes,pls where is location cos I will love to learn how to do this pls.thanks

You Nigerians just think everything is about 2 or 3 days training and its all over. Are you a painter? Do you have knowledge in upholstery and are you an automechanic? if no to any of these questions, do you think that someone would wake up from no where one day and start fixing a car without having a clue to what he is doing on it in the first place. auto engineering and Aesthetic upgrade is not 4-5 days Anakara shoe and bag training. Thanks.

talktonase:
Sometimes it is not by picture oh and some ladies think by staying indoors and not goiin out will make them a wife material,nah those ones I dey refer to as 'house hoe' there ashawo waka nah neighbour to neighbour!

Lol. LASMOCK badagry...I and my goons by 1am would enter into the kitchen and steal all the food we can eat and take garri to the hostel as Garri then was a priceless commodity.. We would also climb one big tree by the side of Girls hostel to watch them bath by 5am and we would be the first to enter dining hall just to slam another plate of food on our own and consume it quick before anyone come in so that they would not notice.
*escape school without exeat and come back 4 weeks later.. Deyom
* Enter Bush just to escape morning prep and Siesta.
* take hot charcoal from the kitchen and start a fire in the bush and turn to hunters awaiting any chicken we can lay hands on or teacher;s corn we can roast and eat..

hunger na bastard!!!!

and the worst thing is that it the new recruits that are always like this...

dead on arrival thread

modath:
I still don't believe this... saw it on twitter but can't be!!

*Modified *

Hopefully , someone can unearth that video where this woman was ridiculing Ngige & APC!!

Called them failures & Alien to Ibo people!!!

Won't call her names, she's living the name already!!!

That the problem with Politicians. They can never say one thing and mean it. They are only after their selfish ambition(s)

i dont see any case here. Tony Anenih should go to prison before he dies. he is one of the problems of this country

WisdomCanada:
Every single protest was a hit, backt to back, frm Asaba 2 PH, 2 Aba & Onitsha, Owerri to Uyo nd Enugu, even in Abj &Lag, and overseas, yet no Biafra nd Nnamdi Kalu stil in prison, DSS don take ova.



UN: Please, SS & SE, if you want your Biafra, coman takit.

Can you guys please tone down on this foolishness?

gistmeloveblog:
mr scholar.. Weldone oo...
With that R.I.P english.. Google still dey pay...

So u can go and hang transformation

RIP english again...

gistmeloveblog:
As married lady, if you listen to another lady tell you to leave your husband because he had another woman in a world where men used to have up to 10 wives, then be ready to be sorry for yourself. You know why? That same lady would not leave her husband when same thing happen to her. Go figure...

.the Calabar girl drama was just a storm in a tea cup and it's all cool with Toke and Maje Ayida.

- See more at: http://www.gistmelove..com/2016/01/toke-makinwa-returns-to-her-husband.html

cc: lalasticlala, ishilove, ijebabe

RIP english.. bloggers indeed.. lmao!

WaffenSS:
I know the Trumpet says silly things, but this crap is made up by someone else.

He actually said those things

rman:
Wrong calculation. Who stays on net 247 everyday?

No apply common sense to your calculation and revert.

Even if common sense was applied you would spend nothing less than 50k per month for this thoef service. 400 for 2 hrs...is real broad day light robbery

Olamyyde:
400 for 2 hrs=4800 for 24hrs=33600 for 1 week
Which is N134,400 per month...daylight robbery

Lmao.. on ordinary tv. These folks are bigggg thieves i tell you

feldido:
Nothing I no go hear for Nigeria

I dey tell you. 40k thats not even enough to book emergency ticket to east and back. Women and their fish brain...deyom!!!

wwhitewitch:
hmmm click like if you think dbanj is getting to the status of dangote and co and don jazzy is confortable with rolling with kids like dija,reekado banks and d rest of d small children. "team bangalee

lol daft comment

it beats me when folks think BTW is Inbetween

now every tom dick and harry does not have a brain anymore. They all run online to seek advice. Advice is what we seek when we already know the answer...the internet has really made folks these days dependent on it for every aspect of their lives even when its clear that it not every answer that needs to be sought online. The older folks are not left out of this. imagine someone asking what he should do because his kid saw him and his wife having sex.....SMH

Just for 150 dollars? Na wa o

See the money someone is throwing on vanity. Thats y sometimes i support the yahoo boys who collect it fr them and buy range rovers and mansions with the money.. smh