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I just saw this today.....

pyyxxaro:
OP you for put viewers discretion




It's too early to see such

;DSorry O!!!

And i ask Where is Basket Mouth.... Let him coman see something

I’ll leave the floor open for you to decide if it’s weird or a gift indeed to be grateful for. Meet Francisco Domingo Joaquim, a 28-year-old Angolan who has the world’s largest mouth.

Measuring over six and a half inches across, Joaquim’s mouth is so wide that he can fit an entire 330ml can of soda in his mouth, sideways, according to the Guinness Book of World Records. Nicknamed the “Angolan Jaw of Awe” in his home country, Joaquim has his genetics to thank for this unusual gift.

He suffers from a connective tissues disorder, which gives him the capability to have such a girth. In 2010, at the age of 20, Joaquim, popularly known as Chiquinho, put his skills to the test when he competed in “Big Mouth” competition in Rome.

Contestants had the task of cramming their mouths with a variety of items including beer bottles, coffee cups, and saucers but no one could beat Joaquim’s, who was able to fit a 330ml can of Coca-Cola into his malleable mouth.

He later performed such amazing acts on the streets of Angolan capital, Luanda, and gradually, he was sought after by the media. Joaquim, out of this media attention, was invited to be on an Italian TV to showcase his skills. Reports said the crowd was simply amazed by what he did – he popped a can in and out of his mouth 14 times under one minute.

Researchers working with the Guinness Book of World Record discovered Joaquim while scouring YouTube for new talents. They later followed him to his hometown in Angola. Since then, he has become a sensation on social media as his incredible feats continue to be shared on various platforms.

Remaining unbeaten since 2010, the young man had said that it was a “dream come true” to be honoured by Guinness World Records. Since its inception in 1955, the Guinness Book of World Records has served as a definitive source for vetting human records and achievement, and many people today actively look to have their names entered into the record book.

When I see people like this....it makes me regret not really taking mine to the nedr level
Please if u aabi somrtin develop am...I still draw but I never really tried to go higher..... Drawing is in the family

A Sri Lankan artist (name unknown) has been generating buzz with his 3D drawings using only flour and charcoal. The temporary works use ‘forced perspective‘ to give them the 3D feel, meaning they need to be viewed from a specific angle to achieve the 3D effect.

Viewing from other angles and the image will appear stretched and distorted

The oldest footballer in the world Kazuyoshi Miura, has extended his contract with Yokohama FC by one year.

Miura, who turns 52 next month has extended his deal with the Japanese second division club which will see him play his 33rd season.

The striker has been at the club since 2005 when he signed at aged 38 and has gone on to make over 200 league appearances.

Speaking to Kyodo news agency, Miura claimed he still wishes to grow as a player, 33 years after turning professional.

Miura said:

“I will always play my heart out and hope to continue to grow (as a player).”

The top division of Japanese football, J League, was formed in 1993 and Miura is the only active player who was playing when it was formed.
In 1982, at age 15 Miura left Japan for Brazil where he would go on to sign his first professional contract with Santos in 1986.

The forward spent four seasons in Brazil, with Santos, Palmeiras, Matsubara, CRB, XV de Jaú, and Coritiba before returning to Japanese football with Verdy Kawasaki.

Miura has had spells playing in Serie A with Genoa, in Croatia playing for Dinamo Zagreb before spending a season out on loan with Sydney FC in Australia.

Where the picture of the accident abi na scene I go call am

Veteran actor Chiwetalu Agu’s sister Joy Agu who lives in USA took to social media to share photos of her brother in the 80s she wrote

"Hey guys,
This is my brother, Chiwetalu Agu’s pictures in the 80s and now. I found the first picture in our family album in the villa yesterday and I laughed. I remembered the very day he went to one of the studios in Asata then to take that picture. He was one of the happening guys in our neck of the hood, Ogui, his jobs (N.T.A and NITEL) then. He was always very particular about his looks and spent about 2hrs getting ready for work or any function then.

He wore the best stilettos, bongo trousers, close-fitted shirts and had all shapes and sizes of electric combs that were in the market just for his hair and jaw beard. He made the best egusi soup. He bought me the first trouser I wore after my S.S.C.E result came out, as our late father forbade us wearing such until a certain adult age. He has some unique dance steps that will crack the hell outta your ribs and had many good and humourous friends. You will know when they were around from the sounds of laughter coming from the corner of our house in Carter Street, where they gathered. Chiwetalu Agu, the njakili master. He is well known and loved’.

STARGREEN:
Fab you remain one of the best in humility and on the pitch. Respect Boss

Love ur signature......thumbs up

godfatherx:
He would have gotten a greater farewell had he played his entire career at Arsenal, and would have maintained a legendary status there, but now he's no legend anywhere

I guess ur a gunner.....

But honestly I feel he deserves better from u giving the fact that he was once a fans favorite

Cmon Whetter at arsenal, barca or Chelsea Fabtastic fabregas is still a legend and am gonna miss him at Chelsea

Cesc Fabregas bid farewell after 501 appearances in English football when he was substituted in the closing minutes of Chelsea's victory against Nottingham Forest.

Fabregas was captain and missed a first-half penalty but his team ran out as comfortable 2-0 winners thanks to two goals from Alvaro Morata.

The 31-year-old Spain international left the pitch in tears as he was replaced by N'Golo Kante, milked the applause and embraced manager Maurizio Sarri.

Honestly we live in a very funny world
We are all guilty of using these words...
So make we see dem

“pimped!”
A term for “looking criminally good.” Men who exploit prostitutes have long been known as flashy dressers all over the globe, and according to Merriam-Webster, they were first called “pimps” in 1701.

However, it is only in the English language that “love-vendor” has become a tongue-in-cheek synonym for upgrading something to excess, as in the reality TV show love-vendor My Ride.

“Baaaad guy!”
This phrase is a classic example—especially with a few extra “A”s to stretch it out to “baaaad”—meaning sexy, hot, but definitely not your Sunday school teacher’s idea of good. As it turns out, the first inverted use of “bad” dates all the way back to 1897!



“Bad Ass”
Add “ass” onto “bad” and oddly enough you don’t get “naughty donkey” or “ugly butt,” you get… the tough guy: Arnold Schwartznegger (I’ll be back!), or Robert De Niro (You talkin’ to me?).

The expression has a suprisingly long pedigree, describing the tough heroes in Westerns as far back as 1955. Now that’s “bad ass.”

“wicked”
Apparently “wicked“ started out as sinful in the 13th century, possibly derived from the old pagan religion of Wicca. But it has turned out to be the perfect intensifier for good. But like so many of these former insults, using “wicked” for “good” goes way back.

“mad skills”
Like “wicked” but far more widely used, “mad” has morphed from its old negative meaning (crazy) to something favourable, way beyond the TV hit Mad Men. It’s an intensifier for words like good, hard, easy, or, most commonly skills (or even skillz).

The new use of “mad” has actually moved closer to its original medieval definition, which was “violent excitement ” or “being beside oneself with enthusiasm.” By the 19th century, the adjective became a synonym for crazy in England, whereas in America it became a colloquialism for “angry.”

There’s no consensus about when and how “mad” gained its current status, but it’s associated with gangsta culture (see below), skateboarders, and online gamers.

“Gangsta”
Even for English, this word has a complicated history. The Chicago Tribune says “gang” was used for criminal groups as early as the 17th century, and, according to Merriam-Webster, it turned into an epithet circa 1884, when a lot of words received the same “er” ending (such ad “trickster” or “hipster”).

“Gangster” was originally used only for members of the Italian mafia, but when American street gangs like the Crips and the Bloods adopted it in the 1970s, the word lost its final “r” and became a term of approval for tough, confrontational style.

I wonder......

Google and I wish you are happy and Merry Christmas with this

The one of the most amazing things happened on Christmas Eve....... I woked up in the morning and slept in the night and so did you. That was Gods love....

I woke up today the 25th of December 2018..... And so did you.... You see....That was God

And guess what, you are able to read dis and u are probably laughing, or hissing and saying and i quoate "Mstewww I been think say na one kyn beta tin sef......Mstewwwwwww"

Na God....Nor worry.....Help me thank God for his mercy over my life and urs....and For send ing his son for us jare

U can Conan beat me later.....if u see me because I go waka waka wella today...

Merry Christmas Nairaland

Signed...........Me!!!!

RoyalUc:
Bia! If you don't give me a handkerchief now ehn .. How can you make me laugh tears this hot afternoon ���

Bros am very sorry o......I dinor know dah ur afternoon is hot o.......our own here has seriously face a state or invividicle verisoms....and u know na......

See hanki.....Sorry o

[quote author=ogologoamu post=73854798][/quote]I hale u........

The short video is an epic throwback of Davido as a kid with his uncles while he talked about the cars and where they were bought, however the video had become viral ever since it was released on social media and it got a lot of his fans talking and reacting. Watch here;

http://www.dailyadvent.com/index.php/2018/11/22/omg-fans-go-wild-as-they-react-to-epic-throwback-video-of-davido-as-a-10year-old-boy-video/

Auxtin85:
Wahala dey oo, Buhari did same to Aisha many years ago.

U no go stop bah.....him fit dey ur back o......

xtervaganza:
I really can't stand this guy at all.



D'banj song was used on GTA


Fela's song was used on GTA



K'naan song was used in FIFA



WizKid's song was played at a heavyweight bout for a world title fight



Only this frog will make noise over a useless game nobody will ever play or know a thing about



Nonsense

Wow u sound really pissed off mehn

Well u don't have to call the game useless sha

He didn't really need to blond the beard.....
For christsake he is black......

At least if it was only the chin beard that was blond....e for beta.....

The previous and subsequent selfies have divided social networks, some make fun of the man, while others say it is real and nothing funny.

The users of the social networks were confused on Wednesday morning after the Twitter user @nicole_fkay shared two photos of a man before and after an accident.

The vehicle is apparently a Nagi bus that connects Harare with Maputo.

In the first photo, the man took a selfie with a red bus and characters in the background. The group of passengers took a break or the bus broke down. And people were forced to stay outside until the problem was resolved.

In the second photo, the same man publishes another selfie, this time with his head. And face dusty, and the same bus in the background, this time on his roof.

While most people made fun of the man, while lamenting the other affected travellers. Some said that the photos would not have been real. They argued that it must be a scene filmed for a movie.

HappyPagan:
I have answered your question. Read.


With understanding.

Bah bye.....

EVILFOREST:
NEVER marry a lady who sees herself as an OBJECT of mere satisfaction to the men.
Such ladies abound everywhere.
They lack grey matter in their crevices.
LADIES to avoid when considering marriage in order of decreasing severity include:
....hoteliers
....actresses
....waitresses
....air hostesss
....songstresses
....beauty Queen
....female bankers
....female marketer
....dance hall queens.
....female combatant officers
....the “it doesn’t matter ladies”.
....eye catching front desk officers.
....new generation religious choristers.
Feel free to add yours....
Don't say you were not warned.
Okafor's law Is always constant
Better respect yourself !!!!

Oga EVILFOREST just ku ku ma say make we go marry village geh

HappyPagan:
Hell is being poor on earth. Heaven is wealth.

You probably imagine hell to be a place where you'd burn forever, while Abraham looks on from a vast distance.

Or you think you are good enough to pass through the gates of heaven, that some entity is taking notes, watchng you, monitoring your every breath - every pee you take, your lies, the stuff you hide.. He knows everything... Doesn't He?


Sounds awfully like you.

U haven't still answered my question.......why do u believed hell or heaven exists

Nice photoshoot........color match

Na now the thing start pain this guy......
Only God knows why

So if I now type yes.....wetin go con happen.......
Iyam waiting for an ansa

Una nor serious......se wetin una dey debate on.....

HappyPagan:
Thanks bro. I'm proud of what I am.

True. I'm a first class Hell candidate. I don't believe in man-nailed gods.

Embrace Hell and life becomes awesome.

Thanks, bro. Hope you find your calling too.

Look at this tweeb giving advice on the internet... Who da fucl are you?

Never too late to leave Christ. Even Peter denied him after the nails got him. I'm free from the Curse of Calvary.

Beauty, peace and love. You won't understand.

Some find love and peace in fables, dreams, ideas. Vapor pretending to be solid, God is hidden in the seen they say.

Heaven and hell, concepts that promise judgment, balance after death. Death, the cessation of breathing... Where are life ends.

Pick your beliefs while you live. If they give you comfort, all good.

But never think your eyes see all that is seen, and all that has been seen. We all carry different worlds inside our heads.

Embrace Hell Fire. God did not send his Son to die for you. No one loves you that much.

Tell me....why do u believe that hell exists??

HappyPagan:
Yes, feel very welcome. I sometimes attend communion service, just to taste the wafers on display.. Once, we had stale bread... , tasted like Jesus' rotten flesh..

You know your signature and name speaks for itself and for u....

I don't think it is necessary for one to argue anything concerning God, Christ Jesus or related issues with u....

Bcus its obvious that dat is what ur here for....so doing it will make u happy and fill fulfilled...
My advise for u is that u should try to stop this.....
Even if I fear its already too late.....only God knows what u have brought upon ur self all this years...... I really feel for u....