₦airaland Forum

Galactico1:
So all these while u havnt come in contact with Edo citizens. Are u sure you are in this country... Edo people are everywhere like the Jews.

Read my post again and if u still don't understand, then u can go back to JSS1 to re-sit ur English language. But this time around I will want you to concentrate on comprehension and summary

AreaFada2:
Or which part of the world you should ask. 9ja is even too small.
Because there is no country I have visited and not seen them.

Honestly I got surprised at her. She is possibly an alien.

Amarabae:
No wonder Africa is not developing. Benin people and ju...ju BTW why are bini people hard to see. Are they few or what

Hard to see? Which part of naija are u from?

This is probably a lie. The fulanis that I knw will always start trouble 1st. when the other hit them hard, they will still come back and call it a reprisal attack. Mumu jihadists acting the script as written by the dullard from daura

Must he wrap it around his body? Which kind nonsense be Dat na.

godisgood200:
Do you know why satan and you his agents fight giving this much? He knows that giving (Especially giving your all, especially when you are in need), is the surest way of opening thw realm of the spirits for financial dominion, hence, he is waging war against it.

For Ages this truth has been securely hidden from the Church, but now, men who are led by the Spirit are seeing this and opening the eyes of others, satan has gone beserk.

Satan loves to see Christians poor so that he can make them compromise and bend to him, but, that is changing and it will change for good.

Money empowers, and satan can not watch Christians empowered, but we shall be.


That said, I'm not in support of pastors buying Private Jets. One is okay, but many, No. Jets are expensive to maintian.

Let the money be used for missions, Orphans and the hungry.

Again, Giving is the only way out of poverty.

Keep quiet this morning. Whoever told you that giving is wrong? Giving indeed is right but that mandatory giving of a certain percentage of ALL ur income is fraud. Besides hw does giving to oyedepo automatically translate to giving to God?abi na him be God now? Well Jesus whatever I do to the LEAST of these brethren, is what I actually do to him. So I go they give to the less privilege, downtrodden etc cos Dat is when I actually will be considered as giving to God.

Alariiwo:
Mbaka must be high on cheap weed..

Any party other than APC should forget about 2019. There is no credible opposition or contender as it stands.

It's not about credibility or not. People just want the dullard out and that settles it. Buhari contested hw many time before he finally won? He lost 4 times because he wasn't credible. He eventually won not because he was credible but because people were tired of GEJ and wanted him out not minding who comes in. Now we are tired of buhari's mumuism and we must push him out 4 any other person at all. Hope u got the jist?


By the way there is a tread of puff Puff winning Buhari in an online poll. Here is the tread. https://www.nairaland.com/4383698/breaking-puff-puff-defeats-president

So Her FUCKER needs her and not Jesus abi?

NwaAmaikpe:



She tried but a voice note isn't enough.

Unless she was using one of those Innjoo phones with terrible camera resolutions.
She should have filmed the faces of the attackers or pictured her abductors.

That way it will be easier to track them down.
Because I honestly don't see those rabid terrorists letting this fresh fish go.

Extremely dumb post. Are u 4 real?

Yemea1:
Jagaban baba... the brain behing the success of lagos state. Lets give this man a chance to be incharge of the politic of federal republic of Nigeria.

give him a chance to be in charge of the politics in Nigeria, in what capacity? Is ur brain painning you?

What does he know about ecology? Does know a thing about environmental patterns? Make I run b4 zombies go take over

So the armies were moved from there minutes before the abduction leaving the security to the police and the police were instructed by Buhari not to do anything during the abduction because our police are known 4 doing nothing whenever there is need to do something. OK, 2019 on my mind

nero2face:
Sometimes I feel guilty to interfere in Matters between Boko Haram and the North Easterners, it's more like a brotherly affair, they should sort them selves out...

In IGP's voice.. Its a communal clash.

Haganah:
Save your quest for likes! Unfortunately Buhari will win again, listen as i tell you why?

1. His base is strong and politically alert. The northerners (adults, children and foreigners who will vote Buhari have given him his 14m. And they love to vote even for a plate of kunu.

2. His base is spread around the country. The Yorubas (who lack a mind of their own) will only vote as Tinubu tells them. With a lot against him Tinubu has no choice but to support Buhari. The hordes of Hausas in the Southwest will ensure that he gets his required 25%.

3. One year to elections there is no viable candidate from APC or the opposition. As it stands now it’s already too late to get one who will
Pose a threat to Buhari.

4. Now this is where it gets interesting- INEC will ensure that the card readers don’t work in the North and the alternative will be used. In the south, there is a well established plan to frustrate voters. Stay alert for updates from INEC between June and August 2018.

5. BBNAIJA will air around the time of the elections. Our youth will be busy watching porn while their future is carted away.

6. Lagos, Oyo, Ekiti, Rivers, IMO, Bayelsa and Cross River will experience violent uprisings from September. MEND (APC) will be used to create instability leading to military intervention in Delta and Akwa Ibom states.

7. As a fallout of the national outcry after the elections the army will move to quell the situation. Southern military officers will leave and expose many state secrets including the events of September 2017 (Nnamdi Kanu’s abduction). Osibanjo will resign less than two months after.

Save these facts. I have never been proven wrong.

#urmumudondo#

And I hope INEC will not register the 50 million cows against 2019 election?

Thus isn't what we want to here. He should be bold enough to say it directly. Should we pay tithe or not? Is it right 4 Pastors to collect tithe or not. He shouldn't lecture us on the "no body puts a gun to ur head to demand tithe" afterall fraudsters don't go around putting guns to people's head yet God still doesn't approve of their deeds. Bakari shouldn't try to bend thus issue one kind oooo

Wiseandtrue:
No region including the north will give him 3% except it is rigged!

The Northerners self knows that the economy is biting hard since the inception of Buhari

forget those crowd you see, they were rented!

You still dey hear sai barber again

Lol. Ur moniker says it. U are truly wise n truthful

Wiseandtrue:
40% for where

OP I want to believe the BMCs generated this cause if not those that gave him 40% needs to examine their brain

don't even mind the op. He is a buharist wanting to give us the impression that Buhari is less hated than he really is. No genuine poll will give Buhari 20% from the NC, SW, SS and SE put together. Even the NEW and NW shouldn't give him more than 40 together abi no be Nigerians they live there? Are they aliens?

NOC1:
Shehu Sani is the worst hypocrite to exist I was respecting this man till I read this, why will he come to malign and blackmail someone like this. Adamu was removed due to the fallout of the Electoral amendment exercise which he opposed.

in as much as I support there amendment that should not make someone like Sani sound stupid does he think that Nigerians are daft, I don't have any problem with the senators removing him from his position but they should not come up with such stupid propaganda.

u should understand wat sarcasm is

Wait, na engineers design Dat Bridge?

eezeribe:
If na herdsmen,the soldiers would even protect them and help them...
Nigeria army only know how to kill at sight in the South; even unarmed civilians are not spared...
Those young men were not killed in gun battle,they were arrested and wasted in a nearby bush;they were unarmed.

Where you there?

Idiotic liar. If a whole IGP was afraid to relocate to benue when he was asked to do so as a result of the terror unleashed by Buhari's brothers, how will u then expect the citizens there to agree with u that Nigeria isn't at war? How do u explain to them that the Shithole is safe.

xtophy:
I'm also from esan buh i dont understand d language

Wow, that makes a good number of us here on this platform. Do u reside in port?

Victorious1999:
[owofure dear, quote author=Redhot111 post=65100606]
My own sister bodiaye

Great meeting you on this platform. Pls reply to my pm

Keketu:
Please i saw this type of problem make front page thats why i decide to confess maybe i will also see solution. I have alot of wired stuff i like eg smelling lizard and whenever i see cockroach my rod stands. Please help.


Lalatical front page

Your own don finish patapata. No remedy. Kukuma kill ur self ooo

dingbang:
Ur father's house ain't your house bro

Keep quiet. I was still in my dad's house till after graduation and by then I was above 25. Wars the bug deal there. Mgbeke like u feeling funky

[quote author=amokeme post=65139449]At the bold, there are alot of sellers, find the one you can afford and patronise them simple!
So if a lady goes to buy from her, she is tagged a lesbian too by you? What kind of schools do people attend sef I really don't get it, were you not taught creativity? Branding? How to stand out Or they didn't teach EDS atall? Because I'm really not understanding some comments I'm seeing here [/quote
I suspect u to be the lady in question. What kind of Mumu packaging n branding will make 3 pieces of plantain sell for 4k if not dat she is selling her kpekus as appetizer to the plantain?

amokeme:
Because her plantain is expensive she is now tagged olosho? This is just sad honestly.

if of all the plantain selling points in ur area ur brother goes ahead to buy this one, will u applaud him? As 4 me I will tag him olosho patron.

AntiBrutus:
You are paying for:
1. The plantain.
2. The sauce...I can see something like chicken or some unidentified meat in it.
3. Packaging.
4. Labour.
5. Cost of delivery.
6. Maybe VAT
7. Is the ice cream part of the package?

If all of the aforementioned were factored into the N4000, I will say the price is inflated, but not too much.

so am I supposed to eat packaging, am I supposed to eat labour, abi I go eat delivery, OK make I eat value added tax? Bros that shit is damn expensive. But all I can say is that girl is an olosho and she knows wat she is selling and also knows her targeted audience. Whoever buys Dat shit would be buying it jst because he wants to eat. Na pple wey want buy kpekus go go chop Dat bole

Jobless fellows living in fool's paradise. Idiotic buffoons

freshkpomo:
yea thats why you should join eiye,baggers or aye. After you do that,what i have said so far will make sense by then!

So the fulanis Dat are readily into violence, are they in eiye, aye, baggers etc? It's still one thing to love violence and another thing to be a system person though I don't subscribe to any of them