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Trust me, i am yet to meet anyone that can match ma self-confidence.
Nuthing fazes me. . . . . .not even RedHotChic that hails from Ilesha.
You are just anutha chic from Osun State.

Theoretical self confidence!!!!

Funmi, you are a super-prat!!!
Did your boo tie u up last night or engaged u in a 3some??
Why all these lewd questions?

Your lack of real liver is really affecting every specter of your life.

why wouldn't he fantasize. your name alone sets the spark on.

So my name is making you Hot too?

She should take her honey-pot to Sodom n Gommorrah.

Whatever! Talk is cheap!!!!!!

Even if its you Funmi omo Ijesha!. . . . . . . . . . Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhh i aint doing

So you've been fantasizing about me being in bed with ya?

ARE THEY BEING WHIPPED FOR NONE PERFORMANCE OR FOR NOT WILLING TO PERFORM. If for none performance then they should see a native doctor but if for unwillingness to perform then he should be doubly whipped for frustrating her emotions and desire.

They are being whipped because they derive pleasure from it.

No. . . . . . . .No. . . . . . . . Hell. . . . . . . Bleep. . . . . . .NO!!!!!

Even when it's a chic you've been looking for the slightest opportunity to nail and she gave you that option as the only way?

@poster
yea right some guys don't have butterflies, all guys do have but just mask it with male bravado, ll find it hard to get a guy confessing tho

But Hannibbal and Sly claimed they don't ever have butterflies?

Ibkaye is a dwarf to me. . . .
If i stand, i would be looking at the centre of her head.

You mean if you stand on the sycamore tree after climbing it and look down on her?

Question:

Will you as a guy agree to a party if it involves another guy and just one chic?

Hope for whose side?? Are u on cheap crack??
5.5?? I broke that barrier when i was 15.

Stop lying, if you broke that barrier at 15, how come you played the junior soccer championship @13 which takes 4.4? Did you grow over 1 ft in two years?

Hope for whose side??

For your side, Ibkaye just bounced you because of height. damn!!!!! If it were me, I'll eat one bag of beans in one week to add more height

Dont do that IBKAYE. there is a saying, MIND THE ENGINE NOT THE BODY WORK. Otherwise in nigeria you will never travel in a car. So is it with humans. I don't care whether she is tall or short, I consider the engine. I hope you know what I mean.

Good Boy!! So even if she has no noticeable rear light and head lamps, you don't mind?

I've never heard about that.

Ask around. Some even allow themselves to get whipped during sex by the woman.

yes i will pass him

That means that Cannibal AKA Jackal no get hope for your side na because he's like 5.5 with an ego than is taller than the sears tower.

White peops are crazy because to be honest, it makes no sense to me.
There's no pleasure in PAIN!!!

Most Naija guys are into handcuffs now. Whats going on? Are they watching too many movies or is it just a fantasy thing?

Raw Sewage, flotsam and dead things. It is an acquired taste, in case you were wondering.

And some pharmaceutical by products that are supposed to be incinerated probably.

Some men enjoy sexual fantasies or urges for being beaten, humiliated, bound, tortured, or otherwise made to suffer, either as an enhancement to or a substitute for sexual pleasure.

Even at the detriment of your life? What kind of pleasure is that?

Shut up! Tongue
You've been watching way too much movies

Roflmao, wonders why you didn't accuse me of that.

I wouldn't put it past u considering your insatiable appetite for men!!!

Roflmao


Question:

Why do some guys allow themselves to be handcuffed by their girlfriends during sex. Don't they know they can be killed because of that?

What kind of men do u date??

Must I date every man i described here?

With your height at 5ft 11'(heels aided), you are still a dwarf to me.

Big mouth!!!!

Question 2:
Why do guys spend all they can to buy cars even when they don't have a house to sleep on? Why not invest their money in something better and more rewarding than cars?

the normal guy anxiety now, it can be likened to getting ready to step into a boardroom and closing a deal kind of feeling,you know you r a hot shot entrepreneur and you v done all your home work and have the funds to close the deal but u still feel a little bit of anxiety,not fear, u get the analogy

There are still guys that do not have any form of butterflies in them even if they are about to hit on Margaret Thatcher.

Height means ZILCH for a confident man.
Even if a woman is 10 ft tall, i would still walk up to her and do ma business.
A woman will always be a woman TO ME irrespective of height, status or colour

Talk is cheap, wait till you meet hot Funmilayo.
Again, make sure you are too tall before you hit on either Tope or Ibkaye otherwise you'll be turned down without warning.

i do get the butterflys in the stomach feeling when stepping to a girl but its not about height at all

What gives you the butterflies then?

hehehe i don't care, if he's shorter its a no no

Ib, are you telling me that if you find everything you want in a man but height, you'll still pass on him? height?

@post
if your that tall . . . . . . . . . Undecided ill get a ladder for u Grin Grin Grin Tongue

Or you can always climb on top of your SUV's hood to kiss me goodnight

@ Redhot, what if the girl is short, but she's wearing height adding shoe platforms, r u saying a guy will still be intimidated?

That's called height advantage. Height is not a big factor for women, it's the men that has a problem with it. Even a chic that can pass for a pygmy can always update her height with shoes.

Ogirl, leave that tin. [b]The theory dey work well, other wise one will just be a jelly fish infront of bab[/b]e.

Now you are talking. So you accept that you can turn to jelly in front of a woman taller than you unless you are either intoxicated or you approached her with your precise.

hmm, I wouldn't really want to date a guy shorter than me or even the same height

Really? What if he's suave, handsome, cool, intelligent but real short? Your statement contradicts Lucabrasi's comment by the way.

both tall n short girls need the same thing or similar things from a man and height is a minor factor in the bigger picture

Sure??

@RHC

that is so hilarious!!!! i was about to correct him too

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