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Once a fudge packer, always a gay.

It's not true, Donnie McClurkin beat it, what say you?

i don't want to come over one day to see you plucking your eye brows. so weird.

Common girl, it's not as if he's using tampons or nothing. Dude was just plucking his cute eyebrows.


jackal plucks his eyebrows

I'm not into muscles, first of all. . second, y would I marry a guy that sounds and act feminine?

Don't dance around the question, i rephrased and said he's very very dude, has no sign of being feminine but had banged a high school buddy back in 1986. If you were married to him, had 2 kids with him before finding out, will you still keep this your "no, no and hell no" rule?

@Redhotchic,
Me still think em gay, He has some sort of "gay-anus-rism" in ah him to make think he can out-groom me,

Like i asked before, do women with hairy chest and tiny moustache that do not care about what they wear possess the same gay boobs-rism?

Not even at gun point!!

roflmao!!!

@topic
By their fruits you shall know them, So your boyfriend spends longer than you in the shower.When he emerges he smells like the Botanical Garden, His nails are well trimmed, He spends time shaving his legs every other day. He claps his tongue when he speaks. He steals your lipglosses. He carries around a Victoria secret handlotion in his bag, He walks with his legs tightly together. He watches his butt 24/7 in anything with a reflection, He out dresses you, Ms. Chang at the Nail Salon knows him by name, as his Pedi and Mani are religiously done every week, Need I say more?

OK. Ladies do you Need Jesus to come down out of heaven to tell you HE IS GAY??Abeg!!

May be he's metrosexual but not gay. Does it mean that those chics that don't care about what they wear or how cute they look are lesbians?

What the F is ebeano??

I'll get back @ you when i get the exact meaning but if you watch Nollywood you'll have an idea of what it means.

Who would date a babe with XXY chromosome??
Hairy Chest, Deep Voice, Beards and a bloated scrotum??

Mightydick!!!!

By mightydick
as long as she has a pussie - hot, juicy, wet and ready to receive my long shinny prince - my di kc.

Bloody Ilesha chic.

Stop hating please cos you know that ilesha is ebeano.

You need to see a SHRINK if these are your imaginations??

You too need to see a babalawo to perform rituals on your head.
Again: what is wrong with hairy chics?

ehrrrrrrrm, sorry. . but N.O!!
13 years? 20 years? w/e he still did it, and he might still remember it and still want to d

What if the guy is very masculine, you fell in love with him, married him and made 2 kids happily with him. One day he came back from work and said: " Mesme honey, you can't believe I ran into my old secondary school sex buddie. The dude introduced me into that "shitty" thing but i thank God I got delivered from it. What will you do? pack your two kids and desert the marriage?

Donnie McWho?

Common, Donnie McClurkin confessed to being a homosexual before he got born again. He's now happily married with kids and sleeps with men no more. Is his case not a similar one?

That means that none of you will agree to marry Donnie Mcclurking then?

Bleep no!! wha da! 99% of the time, the dude is gay

and if he was involve in it. . lawwwd, why am I even answering this? F.CU.K N.O!

He was involved with it only once that that was like 13 years ago and since then he's been doing only women. Will that still be a no?

Ladies: Will you date a suave man if he acts or talks feminine but claims to be straight OR better still if he confessed to you that he's been involved in homosexual activity once about 10 years ago?

Guys: Will you date a red hot woman that has a deep voice, hairy chest(i heard chics with hairs on their chest are usually rough in bed) OR she told you she once tried sex with another girl long time ago but quit because she never liked it.

Can't see the move button.

Ladies: [/b]Will you date a man if he acts or talks feminine but claims to be straight OR better still if he confessed to you that he's been involved in homosexual activity once about 10 years ago?
[b]
Guys: Will you date a woman that has a deep voice, hairy chest(i heard chics with hairs on their chest are usually rough in bed) OR she told you she once tried sex with another girl long time ago but quit because s[b]he never liked it[/b].

You are such a CLASSICAL HISTORIAN!!!!!!!

And you are such a classical vex man.

Ever heard of Mami Water. . . . . .She dates as far back as Genesis itself

Shior

Mami water is a fictional character that is non existent.

@ RedHotChic,

Keep an eye on your lip. . . . . Queen Moremi and Amina are feminists??
Can they even read and write to know the meaning of Feminism.

Look at you. You don't have to read and write to be a feminist just like jaja of Opobo didn't know how to read and write, will you strip him off his heroic spell on the white thieves in africa because of that? Lets not even talk about so many female black slaves in the 18thC America that held the white men's bulls by the horns.

Besides, [b]Black Women copied the whites with their independent women/feminist [/b]schitzo. Arguments in the households and then its divorce.
The wicked ones call the cops and lie on various sexual abuses/harrassments putting their male partners in jail.

Feminism is not a white thing, we the African women started feminism way before them. Queen Moremi, Queen Amina, margareth Ekpo, Tinubu, Mariama Ba, Queen Ojeedi of onitsha(1844)etc were feminists when white women were busy serving their husbands dressed like the Amish. Check the history of africa, mariama Ba, Aba womens riot of 1929 or 1927. White women copied feminism from us abeg. They only became more vocal after the world war II and aba women were almost controlling the city by then. Don't ask me about funmilayo Ransome Kuti because oyibo came to learn feminism from her.

When did American women began to wear trousers openly? Was it not after the world war II because they started filling in for their husbands that were busy at war?

Diarrhea is not everything Tongue . It can't even cure malaria, talkless of AIDS

At least gutter can cure something. I predict that Pfizer and SmithlineBeecham will be on their way to kano by next week.

Why not take this your useless laugh somewhere else? everywhere ROFLMAO!! you don't have something to say?

Do you also have problem with people laughing or will you prefer he gets mad and curse them out? Is it no more a good thing for someone to be laughing and happy?

Shut up. It can't cure cancer

But it can cure diarrhea.

UK: Nigerian lawyer jailed for fraud


A Nigerian barrister, John Wilmot, has been jailed for five years for attempting to cheat Britain £17.5 million through a fraudulent VAT claim and a bogus £100 million aircraft engine deal.



Wilmot who worked in Temple Chambers, said he paid more than £100 million for the sale of four Boeing 747 engines in south London before selling them to an Iraqi businessman.

Southwark Crown Court has convicted the 35-year-old of cheating the public revenue.

"This was an audacious attempt to obtain a very large sum of public money," said Judge Deborah Taylor while handing down judgment.

The Nigerian national would be deported upon completing his sentence and disqualified as a company director for eight years.

His claims that he was not knowingly involved in the attempted fraud were rejected by the court.

Britain's assistant director of criminal investigation directorate, Robert Gray, wondered why a barrister who is in a "position of knowledge and trust had chosen to abuse his privileged position to mount an extremely serious attack on the VAT system."

He said the "massive fraud" would have succeeded were it not for HM Revenue & customs's (HMRC) "rigorous checking of VAT repayment claims."

The man who claimed to be a barrister specialising in shipping, aviation insurance and international law, was arrested following an investigation triggered by his first VAT Return as a repayment claim for over £17.5 million.

Customs staff, who raised concerns about discrepancies on Wilmot's VAT returns, asked him to explain. He said the massive repayment claim was necessitated by the purchase of jet engines from a UK company, Aircraft Unit Engineering Ltd, which were later sold to an Iraqi businessman. Wilmot also claimed the engines were shipped on the Heroi Strakhorskyi, from Southampton on December 12 , 2006 for the port of Umm Quasr, Iraq.

He had provided paperwork for sales and shipping,


http://odili.net/news/source/2008/jul/2/200.html

This man should be older than this picture. It must be his picture before he became the commonwealth secretary general.

Fasehun, Sylva want Anyaoku, global bodies to steer Niger Delta talks
From Yakubu Lawal (Madrid Spain) and Bankole Adeshina (Lagos)

A PEACE deal in the strife-torn Niger Delta that is to be brokered by the former Secretary-General of the Commonwealth, Chief Emeka Anyaoku or international bodies, was canvassed by two prominent Nigerians yesterday.


Former Secretary-General of the Commonwealth, Chief Emeka Anyaoku


https://nigeriaworld.com/images/news/big/international/commonwealth/emeka-anyaoku.jpg



While Bayelsa State Governor Timipre Sylva sought international involvement in the resolution of the Niger Delta crisis, Dr. Frederick Fasehun, president and founder of the Oodua People's Congress (OPC), called for the setting up of an emergency body headed by Chief Emeka Anyaoku.

Fasehun said that since the leaders of the Niger Delta have rejected Prof. Ibrahim Gambari as the chairman of the Niger Delta summit, the Federal Government should name a replacement for him.

Sylva said that international involvement in the resolution of the Niger Delta crisis could unlock over one million barrels of crude oil currently shut in and bring down prices in global market.

He made the call while speaking yesterday at the Nigerian session of the on-going 19th World Petroleum Congress (WPC) in Madrid, Spain, adding that contrary to the general impression in the public domain, the indication was that hostage-taking, arson and attacks on oil facilities were on the decline in his state.

"If all George Bush and Tony Blair could achieve after their visit to Saudi Arabia was commitment to producing an additional 250,000 barrels per day to OPEC supplies, perhaps they should visit the Niger Delta to settle the problems there where over one million barrels of oil production remain shut-in," he said.

Others who spoke at the Nigerian session include Senator Sanusi Daggash, who represented the Minister of State for Energy, Odein Ajumogobia, the Minister of National Planning, Dr. Rilwanu Lukman, Honourary Adviser to the President on Energy Strategy, and Mrs. Cecilia Ibru, Managing Director of Oceanic International Bank Plc.

The governor said it was time the world awoke to the reality that the problem in the Niger Delta was an international and not a local one because increased oil production from the area was directly related to pricing.

He disclosed that plans had been concluded for the establishment of the Niger Delta Information Resource Centre aimed at putting out the right information in the public domain.

Sylva said Bayelsa State had for the first time taken a stand at the WPC to reach out to prospective foreign investors and sensitise them to the investment opportunities as well as efforts at guaranteeing security of such investment.

The governor blamed the crisis in the area on the failure of multinational oil exploration and production companies, noting that they were operating faulty and ineffectual corporate social responsibility (CSR) programmes.

This development, he said, resulted in the collapse of the educational sector, which in turn led to high unemployment in the area among other negative social problems.

According to him, the government at various levels have entrenched the peace in the Niger Delta region by resolving over the past two years the 50-year-old problem of how to split the oil revenue between the Federal Government and the oil producing states.

"While many people in the Niger Delta argue that justice means a fairer share of oil revenue for the oil producing states, geography simply demands more funds for the Niger Delta", he said.

He also stated that the cost of infrastructure development in the region was 1000 per cent higher than in other parts of Nigeria.

The governor disclosed that as evidence of his government's commitment to tackling the insecurity in the state - hostage-taking, attacks on oil platform among other problems which reached a peak in August 2006 - has dropped since his assumption of office and invited independent assessment of his claims.

He attributed this achievement to the triple 'e' policy of engagement, empowerment and enforcement aimed at growing confidence in government action.

As a way of taking advantage of the huge hydrocarbon resource base of the state, he disclosed that the state-owned oil company, Bayelsa Oil Company, acquired two assets, including an Oil Mining Lease OML 46 (marginal field) which has a reserve portfolio of 26 million barrels and Oil Prospecting Lease (OPL 240) with a proven reserve of 243 million barrels.

Sylva assured that plans had reached an advanced stage for re-entry of Atala field (OML 46) before the end of 2008, adding that the state company was ready to partner interested investors.

Speaking on "Reforming the Nigerian Oil and Gas Industry as a catalyst for Economic and Social Development" , Ajumogobia stated that four deliverables were set target for the government reform policy, including a comprehensive national oil and gas policy, the enabling and comprehensive petroleum industry bill, the revised institutional framework and implementation road map.

The minister said one aspect of the reform process was that the concept of joint venture cash calls would be replaced by the equity, debt and third party financing.

He explained that the essence of such incorporation was to make it flexible for the operating companies to be able to operate as commercial entities.

Lukman said the reform exercise was aimed at opening the sector to foreign investors and that all the laws being reviewed were done in accordance with international practice.

On her part Mrs. Ibru said with the consolidation of Nigerian banks, issue of finance by Nigerian banks was no longer a problem, adding that the local banks in conjunction with foreign banks were well equipped to raise capital for many projects in the oil and gas sector.

She specifically mentioned the banks' feat in support of LNG development and ExxonMobil projects where Nigerian banks played an active role in raising fund for their execution.

In a statement yesterday, Fasehun recommended that former Secretary-General of the Commonwealth, Chief Anyaoku, heads the panel which, he said, should be a stop-gap body specifically mandated to promptly bring combatants to the negotiating table and defuse the brewing crisis.

The OPC founder said Anyaoku possessed fantastic credentials for intervening in the clash, considering his neutral disposition, his superior diplomatic skills and his international grounding in conflict resolution across the Commonwealth.

Other top Nigerians that Fasehun proposed for his dream panel include Chief Anthony Enahoro, Dr. Tunji Otegbeye, Comrade Sylvester Ejiofor, Col. Abubakar Umar (rtd), Dr. Balarabe Musa, Chief E.K. Clark and Prof. Grace Alele-Williams.

According to him, the panel's first assignment would be to negotiate an immediate cease-fire through dialogue, which will enable fighters to reconsider their tough stance and sheathe their swords.

Rationalising his proposal, the OPC leader said: "What is brewing in that zone is a dangerous cross-breed between an uprising, a civil strife and a mini civil-war; and all the concerned parties will achieve better results with jaw-jaw than war-war. This group of trusted Nigerians will bring both parties to the dialogue table and help quell the raging storm before we suffer an unnecessary explosion that will firmly ground Nigeria's petroleum industry and economy and lead to unnecessary deaths and damages."

Fasehun said the Nigerian government ought to learn from years of past experience in Odi, Choba, the Internal Security Task Force led by Lt.-Col. Dauda Komo and lately the Joint Task Force that the indigenous agitators became more hardened with each military incursion.

But the OPC leader felt most disheartened that the impending armed face-off held the potential of untold hardship and death for peace-loving masses in the zone, while retarding the country's democracy.

"Unleashing any scale of military operation in the creeks would give the Federal Government the unenviable image of levying war against its own citizens, with all its attendant human rights and genocidal implications", he said.

Meanwhile, the International Group of Awareness on Democracy (IGAD) expressed support for Gambari.

A statement issued by the Executive Director of IGAD, Sina Awelewa, said that the summit would surely bring about the desired peace, which has eluded the region for so long.

Awelewa stated further that Gambari's conflict resolution credentials made him suitable for the position because "the summit is not a Niger Delta event per se but an international event which required an international figure with an enviable track record like Gambari to chair it."

According to him, "Prof. Gambari has performed a similar role creditably well in many other countries like Angola, Iraq, Myanmar and a host of others. We should not allow personal sentiments to rob us the kind of international experience that would greatly benefit the summit."
http://odili.net/news/source/2008/jul/2/35.html

Why do a lot men leave their homes,

1. Because they cannot control their 3rd leg.

2. Because some of them are very lazy

3. Because some black women can be real bitches at home and living with her will shorten his lifespan by 10 years.

Strange how my laugh-post is now distraction from the main topic of the thread. Na me make the kids dey sniff gutter now??>? ROFLMAO!!!

Lmao; There is nothing gutter sniffing can't do.

Other Eastern European countries,some asian and middle eastern nations go through the same ordeal when they want to do online deals.

On the issue of credit card transactions, I suggest the banks that issue the cards come up with a reputable indigenous third party company like Paypal that should be able to absorb the risks the international world is afraid of for a small fee. They can easily zero in on scammers that try to rip somebody off either through the law enforcement or through a concise application that requires a deposit not less than your maximum international transaction per week in case of any fraudulent activity.

The high level of testosterone found in men has been blamed for their high rate of violent crimes but my problem now is why do men still give women a landslide victory in nonviolent crimes like check fraud or general 419? Is there anything in their DNA that we are yet to find that makes most of them to be criminally minded? Why do we blame the high rate of black men in jails to racism? Is it not time we check whether there is a culture among black people that frustrate men into crimes more than other races?

On the Nigerian scene:

If you check well, you'll notice that 90% of 419 crimes are committed by men between the ages of 25-49 and are usually ibo or yoruba and the hausas are more involved in violent crimes. Could there be something in the DNA"s of these groups that push them to commit this crime? Could it be related their culture?

Youths sniff superglue all over Europe

So because Europeans sniff super glue, it's not improper for Nigerians to do the same? And who knows if Americans start sniffing human ass to get high, we'll copy that too?