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Bloody Yanks!!!It's called yankee english. they don't have to speak like bollocks to have an identity. Queens english my azz. Yea, Funmi farts more than she blinks her frog-eyes.I can finance it through bank of America and make him make the payments, tiheeehaaaaa ![]() |
track my arse, so far your gps shit aint tied to my privates, u never know what i'm up to.hehehehethat's the more reason why we are looking up to 2015; Cheating is getting more and more difficult for men by the day. |
It would b even worse if it's w a guy, I'd kill him.Lol; Murderer!!!! |
No, can't trust her, she will blab to her brother.Not in every case!!!! |
Ain't u missing something on that list?Roflmao; You mean Funmi farts? [size=14pt]They are tasteless, odorless, colorless and harmless.[/size] |
okay, now they are pushing it.It's an indirect way of them telling you to stay home. |
We already have the PDAs, tv's, cars, cow farts that warm our globe, little deek chips will not make a colossal difference.More like u should work out the amount women spent on rampant rabbits. . . ![]() |
Was she kicked or she backed out?Whatever!!! The glass is either half full or half empty. |
Some sisters get all territorial about their brothers, you wonder if they think they are in the wild west fighting a turf war.people are bound to protect their own too. I won't be sitting quiet if my brother is dating a snake that masked herself as a lady. Men do not have that sixth sense to discover a trap but we women do as long as the jealousy factor is taken out. |
RedHotChic's chip would prolly say that. . . . .Roflmao; Hopefully porn will be banned by then because there is a bill in the house on that issue just that the billions of dollars generated by that BS is standing on our way. Do men even know how much they stand to save per year if porn is banned? damn he goats!!!! |
You will have to marry a MUGU in Ilesha to achieve this selfish wet-dreams of yours.Ilesha men are never mugus. |
will the chip tell you the cause of the erection too?The length of the erection may be the deciding factor here, also, you can call and check on him and why his weenie is restless. |
Lies!!! Lies!!!!! Lies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!That's why the UK is still behind in technology. If they give you 50 mile radius to move about from your zip code and you try to cross the line, the cops will apprehend you in 5 minutes. Don't even think of taking it off because it has a combination generated by the computer. Yeah babe, your evil ways are closing in on you gradually. |
That aside, I don’t understand why some sisters feel the need to compete with their brothers’ wives. Jeebus! They are too busy minding how the wife served them water in a slightly dirty cup on a silver tray even though she knows they like the gold tray, they don’t realize their husband is sleeping with the young nubile thang down the street until he after he’s run off with her. Then they turn around and blame the wife…Oh she brought her ogun idi le to their family, before she came divorce was not even in their dictionary, her family on the other hand, had divorce 10 generations ago and then they. . . I think it's because we women have this inbuilt jealousy thing that is causing disunity among us. Women can form forceful air tight groups but it wouldn't last because of the stupid jealousy factor over trivial things including fashion. Some women make it a habit to check out their brothers wife and how she spends her money on herself, what for? |
Hold up! What would the dude be doing while you put on the ankle bracelet?Sleeping. |
Then y'all should not trip when we check your emails, calls history and text messages.Please, that's busy body, we don't cheat na? besides, who sends love e mails these days or do you enjoy reading junk mails? |
LOL. That's because I'm not a girl.Oooh ma bad, I won't still hire you because you may flip the coin on me and join him in his shitty business. |
All i have to do is take off the ankle bracelet and tie it around ma dog's neck when i am leaving the house.Sorry dearie, the ankle bracelet beeps whenever you want to tamper with it unless you have the combination. You ever wonder why those on probation that wear them cannot take it off at home and travel without the law enforcement knowing? You are caged boy!!!! Let's not even talk about the GPS device I'll also install on your cell phone, as a matter of fact, by 2015, there will be chips you can install in their deeks to beep on your wives laptop anytime it gets hard in her absence. ![]() |
Thank God for divorce!!Roflmao; I can also send you packing if you refuse to wear them. |
LOL. Not likely.Likely? Common girl, I expected you to say "Hell No". ![]() |
Can't he arrest you for stalking him and invading his privacy?My dear, you lose your privacy to your spouse the day you got married. |
Eeeeeeyaaaaaa, mama's boy?if my bro thinks shes ok, its left to him and MY MUM!!! |
Sorry dear but i am not the type to flip any coin. Even those who don't know me that well know atleast that about me Wink She has nothing to loose and neither do i. We know where we stand, and we have anticipated the worseAm not saying that but what about you? will you extend that kind of trust on your own sister in law? |
You haven't heard of ankle bracelet? It comes with chips that can enable me track you with my laptop while chatting on nairaland.Omo see conspiracy!! the only thing is that your system is beatable. why don't you try placing the tracker on your husband ![]() If am not in my computer, I can give a friend my husband's tracking number to help me keep him in check. Welcome to the new world babe. |
Roflmaoi try to get along with my sister in laws, got 4 of them but i try to keep them at arms length. |
My Brothers Girlfriend Lips sealedBefore Nko? Will you like your sister inlaw into your business like that? |
I know Wink. I know who she is - unlike me, she's almost an open book. I don't operate the way some people do - wandering about blind and cluelessThe relationship is always one sided anyway. She'll have a lot to lose if you decide to flip the coin on her one day. |
Hmmmmmmmmmmm. . . . .how true is this?http://www.ghanasentertainment.com/nollywood/genevieve-kicked-of-tulips-movie-her-diva-tantrum.html |
I have no idea Undecided Depends on how well we get along, how much tight of a bond we createHow are you sure she's telling you everything? She may also cease to tell the day your brother will say I do. |
You made the above statement. Can you provide evidence fro your assertion. How is the Grail Message a secret cult in disguise? State the evidence you have for your claim that the Grail Message is a message of darkness. ThanksWhat light have you seen from their message? Grail message is not a christian body and share nothing on the body of christ. They even deny the immaculate conception and the deity of Christ, abi?. [size=16pt]The Grail message claims that virgin mary got laid in the garden by an unknown angel to father Jesus contrary to what the bible teaches.[/size] |
I was here and noticed 1st hand the threats to admin by followers of the religion of peace when Islam was put under the light[b]. I am glad and happy to hear u guys say anythin u choose on JC and the holy spirit.[/b]Thank You!!! |
By babs,This jealousy has no bounds. Did you help them write the script for the "stage play"? Sorry, catholics hold crusades too where "stage plays" abounds. Sorry, there is power in the name of Jesus Christ and it's not a farce. |
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