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Romance › Re: Tracking Your Husband by RedHotChic(op): 7:07pm On Jul 08, 2008
Bloody Yanks!!!
They borrowed English language and they murdered it. . . . .they wont put "u" in odour and colour.
It's called yankee english. they don't have to speak like bollocks to have an identity. Queens english my azz.

Yea, Funmi farts more than she blinks her frog-eyes.
Your ideas of tracking your husband would cost more than your income and pension put together.
If u cannot trust your husband, marry your chihuahua.
I can finance it through bank of America and make him make the payments, tiheeehaaaaa tongue tongue tongue tongue
Romance › Re: Tracking Your Husband by RedHotChic(op): 7:06pm On Jul 08, 2008
track my arse, so far your gps shit aint tied to my privates, u never know what i'm up to.hehehehe
that's the more reason why we are looking up to 2015; Cheating is getting more and more difficult for men by the day.
Romance › Re: Tracking Your Husband by RedHotChic(op): 6:39pm On Jul 08, 2008
It would b even worse if it's w a guy, I'd kill him.
Lol; Murderer!!!!
Romance › Re: Will You Trust Her Enough? by RedHotChic(op): 6:38pm On Jul 08, 2008
No, can't trust her, she will blab to her brother.
Not in every case!!!!
Romance › Re: Tracking Your Husband by RedHotChic(op): 6:37pm On Jul 08, 2008
Ain't u missing something on that list?
What about your noisy, odourous farts??
Roflmao; You mean Funmi farts? [size=14pt]They are tasteless, odorless, colorless and harmless.[/size] kiss kiss kiss kiss
Foreign Affairs › Re: Spain Extends Human Rights To Gorillas And Chimpanzees by RedHotChic(op): 6:31pm On Jul 08, 2008
okay, now they are pushing it.
It's an indirect way of them telling you to stay home.
Romance › Re: Tracking Your Husband by RedHotChic(op): 6:29pm On Jul 08, 2008
More like u should work out the amount women spent on rampant rabbits. . .
Scientists are about to prove this device has contributed enormously to GLOBAL WARMING. Grin Grin
Bloody Hot-housewives!!!
We already have the PDAs, tv's, cars, cow farts that warm our globe, little deek chips will not make a colossal difference. tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
TV/Movies › Re: Genevieve Nnaji Kicked Out Of Hollywood Production? by RedHotChic(op): 6:27pm On Jul 08, 2008
Was she kicked or she backed out?
Whatever!!! The glass is either half full or half empty.
Romance › Re: Will You Trust Her Enough? by RedHotChic(op): 6:25pm On Jul 08, 2008
Some sisters get all territorial about their brothers, you wonder if they think they are in the wild west fighting a turf war.
people are bound to protect their own too. I won't be sitting quiet if my brother is dating a snake that masked herself as a lady. Men do not have that sixth sense to discover a trap but we women do as long as the jealousy factor is taken out.
Romance › Re: Tracking Your Husband by RedHotChic(op): 6:22pm On Jul 08, 2008
RedHotChic's chip would prolly say that. . . . .
Ma husband's willy is ERECT because he is reading PLAYBOY magazine or watching Porn on Bleep TV.
What a laugh!!
Roflmao; Hopefully porn will be banned by then because there is a bill in the house on that issue just that the billions of dollars generated by that BS is standing on our way. Do men even know how much they stand to save per year if porn is banned? damn he goats!!!!
Romance › Re: Tracking Your Husband by RedHotChic(op): 6:21pm On Jul 08, 2008
You will have to marry a MUGU in Ilesha to achieve this selfish wet-dreams of yours.
Put a micro-chip in a man's willy? Are u sane at all??
Ilesha men are never mugus.
Romance › Re: Tracking Your Husband by RedHotChic(op): 6:20pm On Jul 08, 2008
will the chip tell you the cause of the erection too?
The length of the erection may be the deciding factor here, also, you can call and check on him and why his weenie is restless.
Romance › Re: Tracking Your Husband by RedHotChic(op): 6:19pm On Jul 08, 2008
Lies!!! Lies!!!!! Lies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Convicts on tags in the UK can actually take it off. . . . . .Many have taken em off to place on their pets.
The only risk is if they are found out. . . . .They would be sent back to jail for violating their probation.
That's why the UK is still behind in technology. If they give you 50 mile radius to move about from your zip code and you try to cross the line, the cops will apprehend you in 5 minutes. Don't even think of taking it off because it has a combination generated by the computer. Yeah babe, your evil ways are closing in on you gradually.
Romance › Re: Will You Trust Her Enough? by RedHotChic(op): 6:15pm On Jul 08, 2008
That aside, I don’t understand why some sisters feel the need to compete with their brothers’ wives. Jeebus! They are too busy minding how the wife served them water in a slightly dirty cup on a silver tray even though she knows they like the gold tray, they don’t realize their husband is sleeping with the young nubile thang down the street until he after he’s run off with her. Then they turn around and blame the wife…Oh she brought her ogun idi le to their family, before she came divorce was not even in their dictionary, her family on the other hand, had divorce 10 generations ago and th
en they. . .

I think it's because we women have this inbuilt jealousy thing that is causing disunity among us. Women can form forceful air tight groups but it wouldn't last because of the stupid jealousy factor over trivial things including fashion. Some women make it a habit to check out their brothers wife and how she spends her money on herself, what for?
Romance › Re: Tracking Your Husband by RedHotChic(op): 6:11pm On Jul 08, 2008
Hold up! What would the dude be doing while you put on the ankle bracelet?
Sleeping.
Romance › Re: Tracking Your Husband by RedHotChic(op): 6:11pm On Jul 08, 2008
Then y'all should not trip when we check your emails, calls history and text messages.
Please, that's busy body, we don't cheat na? besides, who sends love e mails these days or do you enjoy reading junk mails?
Romance › Re: Tracking Your Husband by RedHotChic(op): 6:09pm On Jul 08, 2008
LOL. That's because I'm not a girl.
Oooh ma bad, I won't still hire you because you may flip the coin on me and join him in his shitty business.
Romance › Re: Tracking Your Husband by RedHotChic(op): 6:09pm On Jul 08, 2008
All i have to do is take off the ankle bracelet and tie it around ma dog's neck when i am leaving the house.
The dog stays at home watching tele-tubbies while i am shagging me brains out 30 miles away.
On your laptop. . . . . .The tracking would reveal i am snoring at home whereas i am NOT!!!
So what say thou?
Sorry dearie, the ankle bracelet beeps whenever you want to tamper with it unless you have the combination. You ever wonder why those on probation that wear them cannot take it off at home and travel without the law enforcement knowing? You are caged boy!!!! kiss kiss kiss

Let's not even talk about the GPS device I'll also install on your cell phone, as a matter of fact, by 2015, there will be chips you can install in their deeks to beep on your wives laptop anytime it gets hard in her absence. tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Romance › Re: Tracking Your Husband by RedHotChic(op): 6:04pm On Jul 08, 2008
Thank God for divorce!!

You will be back in your fathers house long before i wear any tracking bracelet.
Roflmao; I can also send you packing if you refuse to wear them.
Romance › Re: Tracking Your Husband by RedHotChic(op): 6:04pm On Jul 08, 2008
LOL. Not likely.
Likely? Common girl, I expected you to say "Hell No". tongue tongue tongue
Romance › Re: Tracking Your Husband by RedHotChic(op): 6:03pm On Jul 08, 2008
Can't he arrest you for stalking him and invading his privacy?
My dear, you lose your privacy to your spouse the day you got married. kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Romance › Re: Will You Trust Her Enough? by RedHotChic(op): 6:01pm On Jul 08, 2008
if my bro thinks shes ok, its left to him and MY MUM!!!
Eeeeeeyaaaaaa, mama's boy?
Romance › Re: Will You Trust Her Enough? by RedHotChic(op): 6:01pm On Jul 08, 2008
Sorry dear but i am not the type to flip any coin. Even those who don't know me that well know atleast that about me Wink She has nothing to loose and neither do i. We know where we stand, and we have anticipated the worse
Am not saying that but what about you? will you extend that kind of trust on your own sister in law?
Romance › Re: Tracking Your Husband by RedHotChic(op): 5:50pm On Jul 08, 2008
Omo see conspiracy!! the only thing is that your system is beatable. why don't you try placing the tracker on your husband
You haven't heard of ankle bracelet? It comes with chips that can enable me track you with my laptop while chatting on nairaland. tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue

If am not in my computer, I can give a friend my husband's tracking number to help me keep him in check. Welcome to the new world babe.
Romance › Re: Will You Trust Her Enough? by RedHotChic(op): 5:48pm On Jul 08, 2008
i try to get along with my sister in laws, got 4 of them but i try to keep them at arms length.
Roflmao
Romance › Re: Will You Trust Her Enough? by RedHotChic(op): 5:43pm On Jul 08, 2008
My Brothers Girlfriend Lips sealed

i don't think she wants our opinion sha
Before Nko? Will you like your sister inlaw into your business like that?
Romance › Re: Will You Trust Her Enough? by RedHotChic(op): 5:43pm On Jul 08, 2008
I know Wink. I know who she is - unlike me, she's almost an open book. I don't operate the way some people do - wandering about blind and clueless
The relationship is always one sided anyway. She'll have a lot to lose if you decide to flip the coin on her one day.
TV/Movies › Re: Genevieve Nnaji Kicked Out Of Hollywood Production? by RedHotChic(op): 5:36pm On Jul 08, 2008
Romance › Re: Will You Trust Her Enough? by RedHotChic(op): 5:32pm On Jul 08, 2008
I have no idea Undecided Depends on how well we get along, how much tight of a bond we create
It's the reverse in my case, my bro's girlfriend (my sister-in-law to be), we tell each other almost everything
How are you sure she's telling you everything? She may also cease to tell the day your brother will say I do.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Grail Message by RedHotChic(f): 5:30pm On Jul 08, 2008
You made the above statement. Can you provide evidence fro your assertion. How is the Grail Message a secret cult in disguise? State the evidence you have for your claim that the Grail Message is a message of darkness. Thanks
What light have you seen from their message? Grail message is not a christian body and share nothing on the body of christ. They even deny the immaculate conception and the deity of Christ, abi?.

[size=16pt]The Grail message claims that virgin mary got laid in the garden by an unknown angel to father Jesus contrary to what the bible teaches.[/size]
Christianity Etc › Re: What Color Was Jesus? by RedHotChic(op): 5:27pm On Jul 08, 2008
I was here and noticed 1st hand the threats to admin by followers of the religion of peace when Islam was put under the light[b]. I am glad and happy to hear u guys say anythin u choose on JC and the holy spirit.[/b]
Thank You!!!
Christianity Etc › Re: What Color Was Jesus? by RedHotChic(op): 5:24pm On Jul 08, 2008
By babs,
Why not tell your planned 'stage play' called miracle to catholics among others?
This jealousy has no bounds. Did you help them write the script for the "stage play"? Sorry, catholics hold crusades too where "stage plays" abounds.
Sorry, there is power in the name of Jesus Christ and it's not a farce.

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