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Funmi farting in public is very unladylike.

Oooh, is it gentlemanly? Do I need a licence from you before I can fart again?

Funmi, why do you like trouble so much?
we all get you meant D-Reloaded!
the girl doesn't even care about ya. . what's the prob?

It's your head that is playing with you. Diod she register the D letter and reload for her personal use? May be if i say that the picture [b]mesmerized [/b]me, it'll also mean am talking about you. Go back to school abeg.

I used to be from Oshun State

Whats that supposed to mean? You use to? Were you stripped of your osun citizenship? and it's Osun and not oshun. I expect you to know how to spell the name of your state at least.

THAT PICTURE ON MY PROFILE IS MY EDIFICATION OF AFRICAN WOMEN, SHE DOES NOT HAVE TO BE SWEET~SIXTEEN OR A BEAUTY QUEEN TO BE RESPECTED BY MEN.

Hmmm, African women are not always doubly(DD) reloaded on the chest like that.

redhotchic, where are you?
i'm thinking of creating a thread for just you and I,
no disturbance because all these people are disturbing us ABI NA?

Naaaah, find some ring with more stones on it.

Dogs are like women - check the fo ck style called doggy - the same way women do it - dogs do it like that - check the way women lick your di ck - the same way dogs lick their puppies - the same way women raise their legs up in the air during sex - the same way dogs do - so you see what i mean.

One good reason to be on the look out for a shrink for you. farts on comment.

on my knees, hope it shows this time

Jenny, on a serious note, show proofs Undecided

Funmi, ma wo be o,
iro lonpa
tell her to show proofs abi

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Jenny has no reason to spoil your show unless she's interested in you. You think she wants you for herself?

redhotchic, must we start on this note?been trying to load your ring sweetie

If the ring wouldn't load, that means that you must have given it to someone before

ah see u ,pray it does not increase to 18th by tomoro,cooldude has proposed to more than 14 girls on this forum

CoolDude Is Hereby Busted. I'll put your name in dontdatehimgirl.com

Its amazing what a woman would call herself; A LovePeddler, A BITCH, A CUNT, A DOG, A HUSBAND SNATCHER, ETC.

But the moment a guy admits to the name, like, hmmn, Yup you're a LovePeddler. She will flare up

Uuum, you wonder why negroes call themselves ni99ers but flare up when another race does the same.

jealousy ko ,envy ni,berra get ready to be cooldudes 15th wife

For real?

how many people have u proposed to on this forum

Lol, Please don't spoil my proposal with ya jealousy. Get behind me girl or is jackal paying you?,

redhotchic is Funmi
a yoruba girl?
oh myyyyyyy,
ok,maybe i should just propose tonight Undecided
olufunmi, omotodun, olomi,
will you be mine forever?HuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuh

on my kneels waiting for a reply

Where is your ring?

is it not jackal that said i wont find a husband?

don't want a soft man that after shouting @ him ,he'll just pee on his boxers

LMAO; Pataki take note, don't knock on Jennykadry's door.

uhmfirst time funmi is being nice!

I don't have to be. i only say the truth, the guy is damn hot from MY own perspective.

check for my own pic NOW tope, i will remove in 10 mins

You look so cute,

you are wrong poster - it is actually this way - Dogs are like women - the way dey fu ck, the way they run after a bone - like women run after di ck - u will conclude - dogs are like women.

Lame attack on women from a sexually frustrated man.

Are you in search of a kidney? Huh

Take your bad mouth some where else. It does not switch on me dishwasher.

Am rather in search of your laptop.

give which kidney?
two kidney sef never do me ooo

You don't need too many kidneys to enable you to muster courage to ask a girl out ,bro.

Women are leeches

Women leeches? Geez, it's men that mooch on women these days.

@Redhotchic,

I thought it is the other way round since all the women on here seem to want to 'train' their men.

It's their resistance during the training that we find sexy. Aint that strange?

Give what out? My Kidney all in the name of Love?!


I must be mad to try such!!!!!

Remember this comment if needs be on your own side(God forbid).

Redhotchic,

You'll say I'm on your case again, Grin Grin Grin We're even from the same state.

I think you know this on a subconscious level but you just want to confirm from the people here

I only know that i find weak men very very unattractive but the case of men training a woman like a dog to achieve their selfish goals just dont go down well with me.

Cosmetic surgeons would reject you. . . . . .
The tissues in your boobs have lost their elasticity. The only thing feasible is a transplant.
How about they plaster a Cow's mammary glands there??

roflmao, This proves that homeboy can even get hard at the sight of a female cow breastfeeding her calves.

I said that women are like dogs and not dogs. Emphasis on the simile.

Your weather-beaten cleavage?? Shocked Shocked Shocked
¿Quién quiere tocar el seno de una vaca?
Those chesticles of yours have sagged, Senora. . . . .They can never draw a penny out of me, try Eldee.

weather beaten? i can always go for plastic surgery but you can't shake of the tiny weenie even with surgery, hommie.

Some guys claim that women are like dogs. The hand you give them at the beginning of a relationship will determine how granted they'll take you later. They claim that if you agree to whatever she says at the beginning, make sure you keep agreeing till death b/c any form of disagreement from the guys side later will mean trouble. On the other hand, if the guy is stubborn and she still went ahead and married him, she wont be expecting too much yes and amen from him. Do you agree with this assertion? If yes, are you the type that start on time to keep her in her place even at the risk of losing her or are you the type that waits till after to show her the other side of you.

Some women also claim that they find any man that agrees to whatever they say as weak and very unattractive. To these women, belligerent men are more attractive. Do you also agree to this?

Lol, all i gotta do is show you my cleavage and you'll even give up your heart and 2 lungs.

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I can only give my Kidney to my Mother who I know won't ever disaapoint me!!!

Ouch, blessed are the merciful for they shall obtain mercy.

Something is telling me you still love and miss her. You can excuse her action b/c it's not always easy for an undergraduate in Nigeria to disobey the very parents that pay her/his school fees. You may bring such judgments against her if she did it as a full independent adult. She didn't leave you b/c you were poor or nothing but she left b/c of family pressures. My younger sister married an ibo guy and it wasn't easy at the beginning b/c his parents did all they could to stop the marriage but they prevailed not b/c they were so strong, but b/c they were independent adults. My own parents were indifferent about it and never really cared where the guy came from.

Again, you have another girl in the crossfire, it will be unfair to make her a victim of your circumstance. Follow your intuition.

is ELDEE or JACKAL ready?

Redhotchic wants it by force!!! Grin

Naaah, you may get herpes or hepatittis B from kidney transplants.

I lost a friend last week. He died from massive organ failure in Philadelphia last weekend. He was 42, survived by two children and aged mother. He was from Nigeria(Imo state).