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I am way above that category.
Blimey. . . I will rather remain single than be pooling funds together with ma wife to get a place.
Who does that?? I would have married 4 years ago if i had such moronic ideas in mind.

Nothing is permanent brother. I'm not wishing you evil but you never can tell what will happen tommorow. The fact that you are stable and fending for your family today does not mean the coin may not be flipped tomorrow.

You seem to be getting things mixed up.

In Nigeria, if a man marries a woman. . . . Who stays in whose house?
Last time i checked, it is the woman that packs into a man's house.
Any man doing the reverse marriage has already subjected himself to the position of wearing bra n thong.
So if he gets kicked out of the house. . . . .HE DESERVES IT 100%

You tend to forget that during the marriage in most cases, couples move to another home which may be bankrolled by the wife especially when HE ain't got no job anymore.

Even if it happens TOMORROW!
There is always PLAN B for every situation. . .But i am as Night 'n' Dayz sure that it will NEVER happen. Cool
Thats the main reason why Hillary got stomped out of the US election. . . We don't need spastic laws! Cool
Hommies are VERY sure she's going to bring about so many horrible laws all in the name of their Women Revolution Bunkums.

I agree with you. There's always a plan B(under the bridge.). Hilary or no Hilary, the female revolution is still rocking and Nigeria will not be left behind baby.

Good luck to women in their quest to take over the household. Grin Cheesy
All i know is i would be long gone before that happens.
Whatever happens to the coming generations ain't ma cup of tea.

Whooowhooo, many working class ladies in Naija now are middle class and they captain their households as well as pay the damn bills. All their husbands can at least do is to respect her and stay faithful else, his ass will be homeless in lagos.

@ RedHotChic,

Keep deluding yourself with your female revolution fuckery.
Revolution me ass in Nigeria. . . . . You would tell a Lagos Alhaji to move out of his house because he married a 5th wife.
Are u this fickle?

It will soon happen. Jehoavah is alive.

How about due diligence before you enter into any contract? Huh

Good.

@ RedHotChic,

Kick whose ass out? In whose house?
I ain't going to be marrying a street urchin . . . . .
I am marrying me a lamb.

Welcome to America baby. You think we are in Nigeria where you guys bring another women home and tell your incumbent wife to shut up? Get ready for the new age female revolution that is starting in Nigeria soon, y'all asses will be thrown out to the streets very soon by your wives.

Of course!!!
If ma woman catches me cheating. . . . .Let her pack her bags n leave.

Leave? or do you mean let her kick you out of the house in the cold with one duffel bag only?

Nobody is stopping Nigeria from booting out illegal immigrants within our own shores but we should not go around shouting OLD GLORY tales of how we helped this and that when they decide to enforce laws in their own land; laws that we ought to know by now, not to break. Fact is booting illegal immigrants is NOT WRONG. Trying to play the " WE HELPED THEM BACK IN 19-GOGORONGO" card does not justify our living in countries Illegally. We should be LAW ABIDING citizens, both at home and abroad or FACE THE CONSEQUENCES, simple!

It's not even an old gory tale because some children in Nigeria do not have their fathers at home till this day because their father is busy keeping peace in Sierra Leone, Eritrea, Kenya, Somalia, Liberia,Cote d' Ivoire under the Nigerian armed forces. Never mind, now i know that South Africa is smarter when they vehemently insisted that Nigeria should supply the military aids needed anywhere around Africa and finance while they and Libya are busy enjoying their own wealth. Sometimes I wish for Abacha because he would've entered the streets of Abuja tomorrow morning to erase all these foreign black mambas .

I will understand perfectly as long as she knows the relationship ENDS there.

That means you'll likewise understand perfectly if she dumps your ass after catching you in the art of hit and run, abi?

there's nothing like chop and run. Just assisting the ladies to discover their sexuality.

How can you assist them when you haven't discovered yours?

Hit & Run is not infidelity . . . .
You meet a chic, hit her and run then u repeat the same cycle again.
There's no form of cheating here. . . It's one at a time.

I guess you'll also understand if your wife chops Sly one day and runs before he could find his pants?

I have absolutely no clue what your reply means here. What exactly are you trying to say ?? The article points to Illegal immigrants being booted from their land and you believe the sierra leonians should not boot out illegal occupants in their land cause Nigerian soldiers defended them back in the days?? How does that work??

Illegal in ecowas nation? I think we should start at home from the streets of lagos and other cities filled with Illegal sierra leonian refugees hanging around in Nigeria illegally. Who knows, Somalia will rise soon to kick Nigerians out when half of their citizens desecrate the streets of Nigeria doing what they know how best to do, career begging.

Ever called up China to say you want to order items to be shipped to Nigeria?? Even the chinese who today work widely in Nigeria take a step back when it comes to dealing with Nigerians. You mention Nigeria and they treat you differently. Even people in India do same. When will we stop subscribing to deluded ideas of the world being against us and wake up to do better. There are so many countries in Africa. You rarely hear stories of Malians or Chadians or even Algerians in crime but when Nigeria is mentioned it is a conspiracy?? COME ON!!!

You may need to visit those countries before you conclude brother. How many Chadians do you see in your neighbourhood in the first place? Common, most of them are normads besides, do you know that some camerounians/Ghanaians claim Nigeria anytime they are caught pants down? Chinese stepping back? please, they step back before dealing with anybody because they are masters in e robbery. The US has been warning any businessman travelling to China for the olympics to guard any data in your laptop jealously because they can tap it from your hotel line. They are not any better brother.

Okay, Nigeria should leave Afica and go to the moon. Angry
Useless African haters.These people arejust envious

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You remember when Liberia did that immidiately their first war ended. Some Nigerians were robbed, killed , amputated etc but then another war broke out and after begging the US to intervene to no avail, they turned to African brothers who started chanting Nigeria should send in troops(including South African Mbeki). That means they remember Nigeria in times of trouble but anytime their road gets smoother, they start hating. I don't care how any of you try to explain this out, this new wave of xenophobic spirit hovering in Africa is unhealthy. What is in Sierra Leone anyway? 30% of non governmental jobs are created by Nigerians there.

What is it they are envious of?? Nigeria is not the best country in Africa? Even with Oil, Nigeria still have some of the highest numbers of poor people in the whole of Africa. People migrate from Nigeria to other African countries in huge numbers. What is it you have that makes you feel they are envious?? Why continue to spout nonsense in defense of our stupidity?? Why in the world is being arrogant and desperate suddenly something people should strive for?? What world is this??

Not even Sierra Leone brother. When did our Ecomog soldiers leave their land? Why don't they start by sending them back home to their families. i think they are making things worse for other nations in that region that will have a war because if Nigeria wades in this time with their money and human resources, then we deserve what we get. Nonsense.

just the thought of a naija nurse aggressively shaving a brotha just makes me want to howl in laughter. [b]how much bush could possibly be there abeg?[/b]

Hehehehe, you are really spoilt.

Looking through the keyhole and seeing she's using my favourite position for someone else

I guess your wife should better install doors that has programmable buttons or smart cards instead of key holes.

I don't forgive any sorta INFIDELITY.

Imagine this coming from the captain of the chop and run team,

@post, with the Glory of Almighty God, every thing is possible, including forgiveness. Few hours later I may poke her in her eye though, Cool ,but after every thing is settled, yes I will forgive. Why not?

You can as well not forgive her than poke her eye. That is vicious.

Funmilayo Erelu!

You fit? How many swimmerets can you produce per hour? And how did you get that 'Erelu' information? You've been bugging my records abi?

The unforgiveable sin my spouse can commit is being with me even when she knows shes no longer in love with me.

This is unforgivable.

That may be a difficult one to prove. Are you saying that if your wife falls out of love with you, she should better head to divorce court than hanging around to see whether she can fall back in love with you?

Plausible.

Jennykandry and co take note.

Hi Sly, whats up??

[b]Been on the look out for You on Nairaland?[/b] What happened to your VIN section?

Do you have a warrant for his arrest? Whom did he impregnate this time or is it failure to pay child support?

And i consider those tiny fraction as the most foolish set of men on earth!. .

So that means that the large percentage of women that forgive cheating once are just as foolish as they come abi?

you're right funmi,some men gossip more than women,goshhhhh

Some dudes just can't stomach a break up and move on. They embark on name smearing campaign to make sure your character is assassinated. Chics are more guilty in this area tho.

havin sex with my sister

Sister,mother,aunt, friend inclusive.

But a strict line will be drawn if she has a baby outside wedlock, or cheats with my relative, or raises her hand to hit my mum! Those cannot be forgotten and[b] will only lead to separation.[/b]

Lol, you must be one hell of a man. Guys lack the ability to forgive cheating, only a tiny fraction of them can do it. Cheat on a guy once, you are a goner but they expect women to forgive over and over again.

i said again and again and again meaning it can be done once evry 10 years,but as long as hes done it thrice ,im off

Now I get it, 3x.

Mine is not only cheating(cheating with a family member can still be forgiven but the relationship/marriage will definitely be over) but gossiping. I can virtually forgive anything but will never forget a partner saying nasty things behind me.

@poster

yes as in repetition,and like i said again and again and again

What if he cheats again and again but at big intervals like 3 years per cheating? Again, again and again sounds more like infinite forgiveness to me unless you have a particular number of times in mind.

hmmmmm ,cheating again and again and again

Again and again as in repetition? what will be your limit before you quit forgiving him?