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They go back to another person's womb!

How, Olodo?

God is rational.

What do you mean?. Will God is rational work for a 9 year old bot that used to steal from his mum when he was alive or will God send him straight to hell because he was a thief?. What is the age limit for Gods judgment and why?

Look not unto the mayhem but search for the solution.

My heart goes to those that lost there beloved ones. The day of our redemption will soon be here.

shut it
you mouthy little girl!! Angry
disrespect me at ur own peril
i don dey warn u for this forum, me i no be like other guys here, i would wash u down from head to toe

nonsense and jagbajantis

Eeeeewwww, woman beater basher!!!!

Well what the ratio of men to women again? While you're waiting for someone to pay before test driving, the others are being bought lol

men are two times more in number to women in China.

The bible said that only born again christians shall enter heaven. What of children that died in infancy or too little to know what religion is all about?. Children born out of christian homes but not yet old enough to decide for themselves?. Will God throw them into hell because they were not born again before death? What is the age limit required by God to hold anybody responsible for his/her evil ways?

I'm not saying it's a lie. I'm just begging you to preach it to the NL guys.
I don't know where guys got this illusion that we want to be more married than they want. It is stupid to think that only women want to get married these days. My uncle told me that ever since he got married, they look at him in a more responsible fashion in his place of work because unlike others, he has a family to go back to.

no mind them. They even need it more than we do but too arrogant to accept it.

She is the one who should know the limits. . . the meter maid. Keep me waiting but don't tell me no every time. What is it? The sign then drive offer?

Better still, pay for the damn cow and test drive as much as you want but not BEFORE.

Sorry but that's the truth. A man can't love you just because of your pussy because them dey everywhere. This is a fact and it's high time you stuck it into your head.

Thats not the issue and thats not what i am implying but the crux of the matter is whether he will speed up the marriage process if you withold sex assuming every other possible conditions are ideal or will he still walk at his own pace sex starved or not?

Point of correction:

Pussy is scarce nowadays.

If a man wants to marry you he'll do so even if you were the worst element on earth. Men are quite irrational sometimes that you ask: what the hell? Grin

Even though you withhold sex, he might marry you sex, but what else do you have to offer after the wedding night?

Sex isn't the only thing in marriage. [size=14pt]Besides pussy full ground.[/size]

I disagree with the bolded. Pussy no full ground. Its the likes of Hannibal that are using that reverse psychology to make women feel worthless.

I think the new lingo should be dads telling their sons: Why buy the mugu when she can get your money for free? .

Refer to McCrackles(Male) statement below:

Does good jollof even get dished anyhow nowadays?!

_{Dude is obviously in pussy famine contrary to what you said.}

No, I'm just saying she shouldn't cut him off totally. Let him have a taste of what's to come . . . somewhat like a test drive

Do you have a limit for this test driving?. If he aint ready to pay the full price for the car, he should better park in in the lot till the price is paid.

there are cows and then there ARE cows . . . question is which one did you bag?

malu is malu as long as it can produce milk.

@ topic

They say it all the time but at the end of the day it's up to you to decide what to do.

But do you really think that withholding sex can make men speed up the marriage process?

Depends. If she has other unique qualities that make her very attractive as a potential future mate then no problem, you can always wait to get the milk after u have lawfully purchased your cow.

Good, so why buy the cow strike will work for you perfectly fine?. One good man in the house.

I doubt it will speed up the process. If anything it's gon' make the average dude want to cheat and/or look for someone else to marry since this one's let her mother control her life.

So you recommend she keep dishing it out like jollof rice?. Why buy the cow then, Steve?

Erelu needs to get shagged rigorously by a MALLAM.

Tufiaka! The thought of giving a mallam a head gives me stomach butterflies.

Mothers always discourage their daughters from giving sex out anyhow to the man by telling them, 'why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free'. This comment was meant to dissuade her from sleeping with a potential spouse which will in turn make the guy to speed up the marriage process.

Question:
Guys, will such an injunction make you marry a chic real quick or will you look for an alternative 'intimacy gadget' during the strike?


Ladies:
Did your mother ever tell you the 'why buy the cow thing'?

You can continue if you first explain what Indians, Aboringines and Chinese have to do with my point. PLease remember that the Indians got their Independence before most if not all African countries bc the Bristish holds them at a higher esteem than they hold us. Also the Brits divided Indian who had lived together. The Chinese got Independence way before Africa and the Australian Aborigenes are so marginalized that you bringing them up is somewhat of an insult. They are not even in the Australian government, all the crap they are endurnig is in no one progress. You really have no poi

Your quote shown below triggered that argument abi? I gave you instances where they were not wiped out like you said besides, I was talking about native Americans and not Indians. When and how was the Chinese wiped off in Hong Kong by the British?. Did America wipe out Puerto Ricans after their occupation of the territory?. Is Guam not the largest Mariana Island occupied by the US? Were the Spanish inhabitants wiped off by the United States after their occupation? .

Are you seriously making the comparison with USA, Australian and Canada. Umm. . . the people that colonized it basically killed off the Indigines and took over. That comparison holds no water. Putting people that having only skin color in common and then others that think their skin color make them superior and thus should treat others like crap is different hon.

Europeans did not bring light, they brought chaos. Then they left us to rebuild. Rebuilding societies and civilizations is not easy. People will fight for power and that fight will go on for a long, long while until one group gives up and allows the other to rule, or until the people destroy themselves. This is what's currently going on in Africa now. It is a general struggle for power because Europe came in and drew lines where there were no lines. Europe came in and created ethnicities when no such ethnicity ever existed to begin with. Europe came in and created divisions where no such divisions existed. Restructuring and Rebuilding will not come easy when things have been messed up so badly. No one is denying anything. We know we have problems now and we try to address those, but there is no denying that the faults we are trying so hard to correct exist because of European Imperialism. It will be a struggle. It will not be easy, but we are trying.

Still looking for a scape goat to your gross irresponsibility?. Do you know how many wars the Yorubas waged with the hausas way before the Europeans came?. Who told you there were no divisions before they came?. It's a shame.

lmao @ olodo. Yes, Swaziland. Thank you jare. Grin

I will send an emissary to King Wazabanga of Swazulu reminding him that his request for a maiden from Nigeria is still valued but with a little amendment that I am sure he will find delightful. The heads of cattle remains 100 for the girl's dowry to her parents. He will in addition be getting a fair and beautiful maiden, more beautiful than he could ever imagined. Her name is DeepZone. DeepZone is given to the King as a token. If he should find it overwhelming to handle the two girls, he is reminded to forward DZ to Robert Mugabe as a honorable gesture from the Nigerian people.

Another Hot Northerner taking it out on Erelu. Visit Sabon Gari and get your freak on away from sharia. You can cover yourself like eleha if you are afraid of somebody seeing you.

olabowale:
@Funmi:
How much time do you need to discover "ourselves" in the world of dominatrix? Duuh! And all the while you and him inflict pain on each other in the " mistress Funmi and slave boy" relationship that you guys are having, sex too? This is Christianity or what Jesus approved? lol. Funmilayo, o kin nse omode mo. bawo ni Iya Orile kingdom she ma gbogbo jagba jagba yi kinu won dun?

What do you care?
@bold,

[b]I wonder if you think everyone who talks to you wants to sleep with you? [/b]I am not one of them. Tat will be Zina. In my case it will be punishable by death. I have no reason to stray. And I am sure you will not be my type. lol. At least its saturday and am not as busy. So let me have my jokes (fun time) at your expenses. You see, only the gullibles need your dominatrix services! lol.

Please! you have a serious crush on me and probably take two pills of viagra anytime you want to read my post on Nairaland. Obsession with me if you ask me. Bloody adulterer!. Just come near me and see what my boo will do to you.

Inviting people of different faith to come in your house to celebrate is a good thing to get in touch one another. If you leading a prayer on top of the table with a turkey dishes people will not bother because its your tradition to have a festivity to celebrate. I will not ignore your invitation for the sake of friendship to get closer, but don’t put potion on that dishes ha… Cheesy because your “boo” will wreck my neck,

No he won't do that. He will only do that to Olabowale that has been looking for the slightest opportunity to sleep with me.

Are you seriously making the comparison with USA, Australian and Canada. Umm. . . the people that colonized it basically killed off the Indigines and took over. That comparison holds no water. Putting people that having only skin color in common and then others that think their skin color make them superior and thus should treat others like crap is different hon.

Indians, aborigenes, chinese etc. Should I continue?

The various states cannot tax Igbos more and neither does America do what you're saying here. Taxation is based on income, not tribe, and no tribe needs to be singled out for extra taxation just because they're assumed to be rich. Assumptions can lead to foolish conclusions when they're baseless.

Stupidity is a disease. If you cannot read and comprehend, why write at all. I thought I've told you to get off my case?

@RedhotChic

Who told you that igbo traders wherever they reside do not pay taxes?is it the igbo man's fault that these people are not hard hardworking?

I never said they dont pay taxes[at least some of them do but not all]. I said they should be made to pay double or even triple of what others are paying because taxes should be according to what you earn.

If these igbo traders pay adequate taxes, the money they generate from the taxes can be used to rehabilitate these area boys. Instead, igbo traders are closed to themselves, they share the secrets behind their success alone. Look at the movie business? They guard it jealously, make millions out of it somehow but will never allow any foreign interference when those foreigners/non igbos are their main consumers. Its christmas time now and you will see them painting the town red in hummers and Cadillacs but will never sow in the land that helped them make it. If you are blessed by God, the least you can do is water the ground where you were blessed.

You think these guys love being almajiris and touts? Some of them are that b/c they cant afford to do any other thing and dont tell me its hard work because a barrow pusher is also working hard but You and I know what they make from their hard work.

The so called Northern elites are not reachable, they use the poor masses for ethnic politics, dump them when they get there so whom do you think the poor masses can easily vent their anger on?. If they have their way, they can still attack their elites but the elites are so sophisticated that they are inaccessible.

Understand the economics behind my suggestion, its not tribalism but a social thing. If the taxes are doubled for high income earners, it will not affect only igbos but others that are doing well like them. If you guys were supporting Obama during his election, why have a problem with this policy all of a sudden?

WHenever you accept and believe the fact that Europeans came into Africa and divided it according to the resources they wanted. Put (pit) people that had nothing in common apart from skin color in the same countries (pit them together) is when you will underdstand that they screwed things up. Till then you will call it bringing light. It turns out that if they had not colonized progress would still have been had if not faster. The crap they call countries where they got one group to rule so the other could hate (the Rwandan genocide) is some of the amazing light they brought. Lets wise up and stop pretending and claiming people are complaining and being ungrateful. This is neither uncle Tom's Cabin nor Boondocks (Uncle Ruckus).

Were countries like USA, Hong Kong,Australia, Canada etc not colonized?