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Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Lady Who Failed Her First JAMB, Emerges Best Graduating Student With Se by Rednaxelot: 10:45am On Nov 16, 2019
Pretty girl.

Though she played with d¡cks on campus, she didn’t allow that to turn her to dickhead
Celebrities / Re: Sense Or Nonsense?? Bride Arrives Her Wedding Reception In A Coffin (video) by Rednaxelot: 10:42am On Nov 16, 2019
Maybe she was rehearsing the heavenly marriage after the rapture
Celebrities / Re: Wow!!bobrisky Spends N17M On Dubai Shopping Spree With Bestie, Tonto Dikeh by Rednaxelot: 11:42pm On Nov 15, 2019
Two confused souls.

One (Tonto) wants the respect and reference given to a man.

The other (Bobrisky) wants the gender of a woman

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Politics / Re: NAQS Laments Loss Of $80m On Hibiscus Export Within Two Years by Rednaxelot: 11:35pm On Nov 15, 2019
Nigeria lost 80 million dollars, an equivalent of 28.8 billion naira in the last two farming seasons due to the lull in the export of Hibiscus flower (zobo), the Director-General of Nigeria Agricultural Quarantine Service (NAQS), Dr Vincent Isegbe, has said.
Celebrities / Re: Kanayo O. Kanayo Receives Portrait Photo From A Secondary School Student by Rednaxelot: 9:21pm On Nov 13, 2019
Pay the boy the equivalence of the money for the portrait.

To the artwork lovers like me, no amount is too big to spend on any artwork, painted or drawn.

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo's Aide Blows Hot, Proofs That VP Led Prayer Session For Buhari Death by Rednaxelot: 7:04pm On Nov 13, 2019
Adesanmi had, in the piece, titled, ‘The Trials of Brother Osinbajo,’ said he received information that Osinbajo in a gathering with members of the church, prayed for the death of the President when the latter was away on medical leave.

Osinbajo wouldn’t be so daft to make that kinda prayer in public.

Even if you were told, your brain should have made a fake news alert

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TV/Movies / Re: Nigeria 2-1 Benin: Fans Criticise NTA Over Poor Video Broadcast Of Match(Photos) by Rednaxelot: 7:02pm On Nov 13, 2019
The commentator even goofed by calling Alex Iwobi an Arsenal player.

NTA Commentator:

“Arsenal Striker, Alex Iwobi”

“Super Eagles 2 : 1 Nigeria”

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TV/Movies / Re: Nigeria 2-1 Benin: Fans Criticise NTA Over Poor Video Broadcast Of Match(Photos) by Rednaxelot: 7:01pm On Nov 13, 2019
Imagine the NTA crew pressing the rewind on their video to show the “slow motions” of the goals scored.

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TV/Movies / Re: Nigeria 2-1 Benin: Fans Criticise NTA Over Poor Video Broadcast Of Match(Photos) by Rednaxelot: 6:59pm On Nov 13, 2019
Clarence Peter would have a far better shot video than the one watched on NTA today.

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Celebrities / Re: Popular Pastor Ordered Members To Eat Live Millipede And Beer by Rednaxelot: 6:58pm On Nov 13, 2019
Religion is truly the opium of the people

The millipede they are eating is even wiser than them.
Career / Re: Two Ladies From Northern Nigeria Serving In The United State Military by Rednaxelot: 6:29pm On Nov 13, 2019
Make dem come down here.

Boko Haram is waiting for them.
Celebrities / Re: Checkout The Funniest Wild-life Pictures Of 2019 by Rednaxelot: 6:17pm On Nov 13, 2019
www.nairaland.com/attachments/10561094_wildlifepicture3_jpeg69f65a88168c9097f4749a314bdd4207 catch the balls.

World’s best goalie.
Better than Daniel Akpeyi by far.
Romance / Re: Osman Hafiz: Ghanaian Man Marries 3 Women Same Day (Wedding Invitation) by Rednaxelot: 6:10pm On Nov 13, 2019
These women that look like sey dem no get goods for dem market again.

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Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo Opens School, Names It 'Malian Academy' by Rednaxelot: 6:03pm On Nov 13, 2019
She reveals the Marlian Academy is a school for the children of the poor, the Illiterate that needs to take over and rule society with info.
How many children of the poor will the rich enough to be online to follow on Instagram?
Politics / Re: Fashola Says Abuja-Algiers Road To Be Completed In 3yrs by Rednaxelot: 5:56pm On Nov 13, 2019
bigtt76:
Of what benefit will this road be to us naaaa? The Seme-Benin border is in shambles likewise to other countries and more importantly, Buhari will close the border at the end of the day so what's the need? angry
Titi Gbangba!
Titi nla
Celebrities / Re: Doyinsola Akinola Welcomes 1st Child After 3 Miscarriages In 6 Yrs Of Marriage by Rednaxelot: 4:52pm On Nov 13, 2019
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Not even a CONGRATULATION!

.......Anyways, at this point, both of you can now hold hands and walk out of this happy thread!
And who the hell are you?
Celebrities / Re: Doyinsola Akinola Welcomes 1st Child After 3 Miscarriages In 6 Yrs Of Marriage by Rednaxelot: 8:33pm On Nov 03, 2019
Am I the only one that doesn’t know any of her songs?

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Celebrities / Re: "I Was Pregnant In A Dream And I Gave Birth To A Baby Girl" - Bobrisky Narrates by Rednaxelot: 8:29pm On Nov 03, 2019
Anything can happen in the dreamland.

Buhari also can dream having a BSc

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Politics / Re: Sen Shehu Sani Reacts To The Expulsion Of FUNAAB Student by Rednaxelot: 8:26pm On Nov 03, 2019
Miner13:
SSS must say something i know
But has he lied or said something bad?
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's Hairdresser' Stabbed To Death In Swiss Hotel Room by Rednaxelot: 8:24pm On Nov 03, 2019
When I saw hairdresser in the headline, I thought it was a woman.
Naija mentality don suffer me cry

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Celebrities / Re: Youngest Wife Of Alaafin Of Oyo Queen Ola Looks Radiant In Birthday Shoot by Rednaxelot: 8:14pm On Nov 03, 2019
She is too artificial and does not look beautiful at all.

She looks like the plastic Barbie doll my mum bought for my sister
Romance / Re: My 5 Year Old Relationship Ended Just Like That by Rednaxelot: 8:10pm On Nov 03, 2019
Gaspardd:
I am a nice guy and i leave in asaba. Can we hook up?
I mean u come across so many nice guys but i am sure u wud just throw them away.
see this relationship scavenger

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Celebrities / Re: Banke Meshida BMPro: Makeup For Dead People Is Lucrative, Why I Stopped It by Rednaxelot: 8:08pm On Nov 03, 2019
Why do we have to do make up for the dead.

Perhaps they want them to get a beautiful look on their way to heaven.
Forgetting that the body perishes here on earth.

Well, possibly trying to give the plant beautiful manure or the soil animals beautiful food to scavenge on.

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Celebrities / Re: This Old Photo Of M.I Abaga Proves That Money Makes Men Handsome by Rednaxelot: 8:03pm On Nov 03, 2019
Two things changed here.

The status of MI, and
The camera used has been upgraded.

Either ways, there were upgrades

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Sports / Re: Aiyegbeni: Only Thing Nigerians Will Remember Me For Is The One Goal I Missed by Rednaxelot: 10:02pm On Nov 02, 2019
Freemanbobble:
That goal when yakubu miss ehnnn
My grand Mama go score that goal

Anyway Edo state dey try for forward/ strikers/ top nine

Edo state dey always supply super eagles with strikers and better top 9
No be dem supply us the 2 highest goal scorers for Nigeria Rasheed Yekini and Segun Odegbami
Sports / Re: Aiyegbeni: Only Thing Nigerians Will Remember Me For Is The One Goal I Missed by Rednaxelot: 7:40pm On Nov 02, 2019
Though he missed that goal.

Yakubu Aiyegbeni still arguably remains the Nigerian best striker Nigeria ever gave to Europe

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Hoodlums Attack Gov Obaseki, Oba Of Lagos At Oshiomhole’s Residence by Rednaxelot: 6:38pm On Nov 02, 2019
I still wonder how the politicians always manage to escape any attack on them, but the ordinary citizens don’t

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Politics / Re: Biafra : Nnamdi Kanu Finally Reveals How He Appeared In Israel(photo) by Rednaxelot: 6:31pm On Nov 02, 2019
gidgiddy:
[s]Interesting. Many people dont know that Azumini blue River in Abia state is closer to the ocean than Portharcourt[/s]

I'm just glad that the federal government and its assassination team of Soldiers never succeeded in killing him
Can you please allow your ignorance to Rest In Peace!

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Celebrities / Re: Throwback Photo Of Little Teni The Entertainer by Rednaxelot: 6:21pm On Nov 02, 2019
Teni was more handsome at childhood

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Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye's Son Wins Metals At Lagos Kids Mini Marathon (photos) by Rednaxelot: 5:33pm On Nov 02, 2019
GistMore:
Paul Okoye's wife, Anita witnessed their son, Andre as she shower praises on him for completion of time after winning metals at Lagos Kids Mini Marathon.
What class of metal?

Group 1
Group 2
Or Transition metal?

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