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TheProfany:
Must you give and take?

The life Jesus gave you, did you pay for it?

Must she demand without giving?

olihilistic:
It is not madness..
it is what makes them Happy.
I used to criticise those homo people before.
but I have stopped.
Live and let live...

What makes them happy? Your reasoning is so dumb. You and your father should marry yourselves if that will make you happy.

kenelink11:
take it straight to calcare office dey will repair it for free

Na you wan do am for am free abi? Phone fell from your hand you now expect them to do for free. Never possible. When it isn't software problem.

Elthugnificent:
Hide your face.

Wey your own broke ass face?

chicwoman:
Lol
I won't put it on nairaland o

Put jor.

Senseless mosther.

Nedfed:
We both live in the same estate, her husband worked with a private company in Abeokuta while we live in Ikeja
For the past 3 days now she as being bringing me food cos she no am a bachelor and she do come to my apartment at times to play cheese and ludo.
The way she dress must time shows what she want and it also seems am having an affection towards her also.
Shud I go ahead?
Kindly advice

Go work on your English. Olodo. Na another man's wife dey hungry you to fvck. Idiot. Go ahead.

See as she be like prostitute. She be sef.

banre:
if my phone dey 99.9% i go still charge am

Same here o.

4Ken:
The girls don't look happy

Must you laugh in every pictures? Abi which be your oversabi sef?

MhizzAJ:
11 years
A year or 2 is even too much to date someone

See mumu. If man no marry you after two years of dating, e better make you marry yourself. Nonsense.

If una meet from school unko?

greenhulk:
But seriously if the lady is my sister I will advice her against marrying this op. So just because someone comes to visit u and wakes up 7am (probably on a weekend) then that makes her not fit enough to be a wife material? I know ur type, u are one of those rigid '
This is Africa ' kind of men. Those that will beat their wife up and see nothing wrong with it . R u looking for a history or a wife? So let me see... U expect her to wake by 5am, make ur food and serve u breakfast in bed and she must be on her knees while serving u the food abi. See this hustler dey form big man, so what will u do then when u become really rich, u will tie a rope to her neck

This one wey Greenhulk comment for Romance section today. The post really tempted you and vex you gan ooooo. LOL

The op wants to turn the girl to slave. Him post no make sense at all.

chicwoman:
My own is camera and battery.
I'm a fine girl, good camera must showcase my fineness �

If you fine you go get your own DP.

guji12:
Na lady nau..haba.
Hw many girls know OS update?

No wahala.

Dumb Policemen. Why assault her, because It is her life.

Antina:
I don't know why all of una dey carry person matter for head like Gala, na by forceI say I no fit spend my hard earned money buy that kind of phone lailai, say wetin happen!!

If una no gree, na una problem be that ooo!!

Leave story. Just show us the phone wey you dey use. Nonsense.

Harmoneasy:
if at all she doesn't know it, helping her or putting her through is'nt a bad idea.

Since when did learning becomes a crime?

Probably want to confirm, in other avoid virus related issues.

#Peace.

Cut it. You're talking as if what she was asking wasn't obvious to her. She can see system update boldly written there. What is the essence of creating a thread to ask what it's all about when she can see and read all what the update is all about. Simple things to read in that screenshot.

You don't know what system update mean? Nawao!

OrestesDante:


∆ She's even an Aunty. Most of them are online liars forming tuush!!! Some of them are using Nokia Asha Java/Very old android tecno.

People that cannot afford a phone of #18000 will be forming Samsung Galaxy users. ∆

No mind them. Bunch of liars.

StrawberryGloss:
Why would a girl come visiting for the first time and then the only thing on your brain is to bang her

And your DP is telling us what? That you don't dress to be banged?

kidman96:
Hahaha.... Dream on,loser.

Keep it up with your madness.

kidman96:
Oboy... No be say them be charity organisation o

So they didn't ban this octopus for wishing people death last night. Nairaland mods are bias.

kidman96:
Hypertension fall on you all... Those of you who wish him dead will die before him

Suen. This kidman96 is a mad person.

Please handle the case.

debokaz:
If u dont have sense maybe u should go and buy cos if u borrow some from ur family u will still not have sense.I can see ur senselessness is hereditary.I still insist;go and learn good english.What do u mean by "don't uses"?Why u dey disgrace ur family now?If u no sabi english,post in swahili.Omo ale jati jati.

Mad dogs like you are disgrace to your family. You are just thinking like a dog. Do you have brain at all? Because it seems you have lost it. I won't be surprised if a goat is more sensible like you. How many days does it take you to type this rubbish? Sorry, you are slowpoke. Zombie.

debokaz:
U just showed u got no sense.What location are u talking about?I have travelled about 25 states in Nigeria and have been using glo since launch.Except for occassional downtime which also happens to other network,I have never had any cause to rethink my network.

So Mr. no sense,think before u post and go learn good english.

You just replied me like a daft human being. Recheck your post to see if you made a point. Because you just made no sense. Welldone, Ajani the lienus traveller.

Idiot who uses "u as you". Fool.

acme6:
It affects their mentality, just last week, my neighbour said he will give me 5k but I will let him kiss me and touch my boobs, that was after months of asking me out, Its was very funny and I felt really sorry for him cos he doesn't know what he is doing. Its really bad, he actually said he believes every girl has a price and he will get me when he buys a car, he has added it in his to-do list, that he must get me no matter how tough I think i am, I just laughed it out.

Guys really need to change their orientation about women. No amount of money can make me mess around and my respect and good name is better than wearing expensive clothes to cover body that almost all men have used.

All lies.

AntiWailer:
May be she meant 170 naira per litre of sperm


U too dey provoke self.

You dnt have to show her face. You price she no gree.

Na face no show jare. You can never see her somewhere and recognize her.

sweerychick:
Being romantic has nothing to do with tribe. It's solely about the individual. I've met romantic Hausa folks, romantic Igbo folks, and romantic Yoruba folks as well. So it is not limited to tribe at all. Just be yourself that is what makes you romantic for me

Only you? You don know all of them. OK ooo

Olosho!!!

Threebear:
Stop spreading your legs and start expanding your brain cells.
Infants are about 3ft ,dwarves are 4 ft.
There is nothing like a 3ft man, but there can be a 3ft boy, and he isn't a dwarf, he's simply a child.
What a dunce, sheesh.

I believe you know nothing that's what you are this dumb and lack ability to do research before commenting with ignorance. Go and do your research on world shortest man before thinking with your feet. Zombie.