₦airaland Forum

lefulefu:
warrisdis bikonu?

ukwu na

lefulefu:

oga mi I bin mention u sef bt e b lyk say u don land already

ok

WeedSeller:
I once gave a lengthy speech of lies to a girl till my mouth became bitter on the spot.

hw una dey tke fabricate lie immediately sef abeg teach me

Vyzz:
Actually pretty girls try to get my attention,

Infact not just pretty girlz, all types of girlz


But since I am shy and I am an Introvert

I kinda snub them because I don't really know what to say to them.

Now they are like, "that nigga iz rude"



Las Las ị want them, no b my fault

mehn dis Is so me am Introverted so when a girl makes a pass at me in public I become suprised and answer her questions or I ignore lyk I didnt hear $hit anytime I rememba stuff lyk dat I go dey make me vex,I heard that it takes a girl a lot to open up nd approach a guy bt no ma fault man its just the redpill

NettyNelly:
Hi, that class has been completed. Wait for the next one

omo see casting

very true bro

Skmoda360:
Wetin you dey talk bro?

always resist the urge to shalaye

o mehn u did ur selection of pics well o

btw y una dey attack op bcus he mentioned mbaise na only ur tribe dey dere in a way sef he's right,i usually hear sm sayings bout dem

g

garri with salt

the more we discourage rape in this rape season,the more reason rapists have to rape girls which kain animals we get for this contry sef nawoo.
#saynotorape
#justiceforuwa

FuckHomophobes:
Are you scared. Yes I'm gay and proud. Don't worry, I don't bite

Get da furck outta here mann

Burntcoal:
When I was pregnant with my first baby and d doctor said they'll do something membrane sweeping........ simply put the doctor will shook finger inside to massage the uterus bla bla bla to prepare the baby for delivery......Mehn b4 I agree to open laps en. I was really embarrassed DH can't go dat far sef.....

2rout dat day I no gbadun mysef. den a day to delivery my vaj went tru hell.....
dey chook index finger to feel wat I can't remember again....... anoda one come to apply a sort of liquid....... den anoda one came to insert d urine bag. I went into d operating room and d day after naso so doctor wear glove chiok hand to remove excess blood. I was in big pains..... I was practically begging him to stop dat I'm in pains

Why do dey like poking fingers I don't get

@ur last sentence I bliv its a medical procedure but most of dem abuse it and use u to play poker lol

FuckHomophobes:
I had a boner whilst being examied by this very cute doctor with his nerdy spectacles. Chai some doctors can be so handsome o

I was actually imagining myself doing had things with him and the worst happened. Well I believe he knew what's up.

gay alert

kenzysmith:
Hhappybirthday to my sister taremi

e b lyk say I don furck dis gel bfor

is it all schools or just In lagos?

if u like shake with with armpit,who go carry corona go carry am,u no gt am for jail na nw u dey apply precaution

glorified secondary school

Skmoda360:
See question ....mo fo oooo

pls stop announcing ur fada's name ni

mehn, naija which way

Richmoney1:
Can’t wait for Power to continue, my best ever. Wants to see what will become of Tariq and his mother

tariq went to school and his mother went to jail

we dont give a bleep, jeez

splendid2:
Power is dope

power has ended na,am waiting for the book2

alphaNomega:
Where are all these sensitive bítches coming from?

am a nigga bro,am teasing him cus of the way his story ended lol

iyke926:
So, I was new in a northern city in Nigeria. Sent my landlady's daughter to help me buy some stuffs which I needed urgently, she came back with my items and she decided to keep the change on her own . I actually wanted to leave it for her but based on say I wanted her to change such attitude, I grabbed her hijab to collect my change. She push me, I pushed her...her nyash touch my prick. My foolish prick activate, na so I jammed the door. Yohohoho!

nigga u fckin raped ha y na

pcguru1:
My boss who was 8 years older was ill and needed help installing Photoshop, went to visit her, she was down and I was kinda a person that cheers people up because she was sounding depressed and saying stuff about feeling unloved, I mentioned stuff about she is attractive and I've often thought about her sexually just as a joke to make her feel good. As in before I knew it, my cloth was removed by said person and I was "installing" something else

I hope say u use antivirus oh e get why

Riele:
Hypocrites!

She tells you she has a boyfriend and you're still chasing after her ? .Later you'll still be the same person to open thread here about girls being Cheats .


Smh

lol.. what does this one no bout cheating sef, even pikin sef they give advice.Wonders shall neva end.