₦airaland Forum

PassingShot:
Bad news for perpetual wailers

Something you met at 190...by the way it took the Naira almost 43 yrs to get to 190.

pay attention o...

Your god comes into power and more than doubled that in under one year. Bearing in mind the last time the Naira also lost value significantly like that...guess who was in power?

Now they're giving you a stupid value like this & you're m@sturb@ting all over the sitting room chair & calling people perpetual wailers?

...sorry excuse for a human being.

Doyin2:
How did we get inside it?

The same statistics that told us we were in recession is now what you longer believe,just because it does not favour your senseless polirtical and mischievous hatred for progress.

How far have you seen the update regarding this ?
Have I not been vindicated?

Mr progressive

Scam

Bloody scammers

The match and campaign towards 2019 begins falsification of reports and indices will become the order of the day so zombies will be able to have frenzied orgies.

Watch our for more lies.

How did we get out of it...how?

Ndi Ala

Senile eediot

Just making noise as usual
All incidences in the past that she's made noise what has been done?

Abegi...

littlewonders:
Testing testing the mic

1,2...*blows air into mic* 1,2...

Come and take na

No be only kidney...na turkey

All this people say they can, una never see operating theatre before I swear.

THEREALSEUN:
What is happening in our country. People had to be rescued from flood waters with floating kegs.

According to reports, the rain which has been falling consistently since Saturday, August 26, 2017, has displaced almost 90,000 people in the state's capital.

May God help us.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FQKgeVY9cE

Hope you're not this confused in real life sha?

They're talking about a small boy passing on but senselessness no gree you see road

Tolexander:
I think Airopay is not that financially buoyant to meet up with Frank Edoho's wage demand. Probably the reason for dropping him.

It will be somehow odd seeing a new face anchoring the gameshow. But with time, we "may" adjust, depending on how entertaining the new anchor will be.

In short...recession

Criis:
Why would anyone salivate at this?


Doesn't look properly done

My thoughts exactly. Take it from me I sabi chop meat. This isn't in the least bit appealing.

Goodlyhrt:
People are just wicked! The extent people can go just to make money in this world will make one loose faith in humanity. Choi! some of these so called 'human hair' are gotten from dead corpse


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXNM7kU2oh4&itct=CA4QpDAYCiITCPP8vPz4g9YCFZyaVQodTeUPL1Icd29tYW4gbWFnZ290cyBicmF6aWxpYW4gaGFpcg%3D%3D&gl=NG&hl=en-GB&client=mv-google

E say dead corpse

frankgreat:
I tell people something... Your mother is more important than your wife.. No matter what you do to your mother she will never leave you, but your wife have an option of divorce she can leave anytime.. Do they listen to them.. Talk to your mom and if she still insist then find another person... Your mom is your family your wife is external family believe me on dis..

Dude where did you come up with this?

Does your Bible not tell you about leaving his father and his MOTHER and become one with his wife?

It's exactly thoughts like this one you're having that screw marriages over. How can you even think like this & say it with so much gusto?

Ah ahn!

supersystemsng:
Continue cheer-leading rubbish... is the case not the same where the boy's father should have the say over the son's marriage..?

If truly the OP is his father's son
...and he thinks like this...an apple never falls far from the tree.

Hope you can figure this out without mummy's help?

Billyonaire:
OP

Ask your mom these question when she is in a happy mood, the first 2 questions is to set the stage with primary right-brain questions while the others will throw her off-balance to right-brain reasoning. Eventually, what you are doing is resetting her reasoning. It is reverse psychology.

1. Where was I, before I was born ?
2. Where will I go after I am dead ?
3. Why did my Dad love you so much and get married to you ?
4. Do you think my Dad would have been happier with a different woman ?
5. What would my Dad have done, if his mother stopped him from marrying you ?

Be careful to control the space, cos she might descend to tantrums, so make sure she is in good mood and tell her you have 5 questions on life and you believe as your mother, she is the best teacher in life for you.

Hmm
You've not really dealt with women before.

You want to use logic?
Try these steps good mood or not and you'll automatically give her all the power over you! She'll immediately see that you're grabbing for straws confirming that (in her eyes that is) that you have no valid reasons to be with the girl.

She won't throw tantrums rather would now switch to emotional blackmail.

Don't even allow both of yourselves get to that point...you'll never win...at least not with the way OP is thinking right now.

There's a reason God put men over women, don't dull yourself.

Stay woke

Passy089:
thanks bro...I appreciate

Dude you know how you just see some people & for no reason don't like them? I've experienced this so many times but guess what? fate made me have to spend time with one of such people over time by making him a class mate in school...turned out to be an awesome chap!

Your mum saying her spirit doesn't agree with her is something like this. However, I'm sorry to say she's not being very wise in her dealing with the issue. Case in point two other people's lives are involved...totally different from dealing with an absolute stranger.

9 years is too much for you to even be considering anything let alone allowing it be an issue here. If that girl doesn't curse you...curse yourself! I'll even help you.

This poor child has done nothing to deserve your mums spirit not accepting her. I'd strongly advise you know what you're doing. At your age parents should guide you not decide.
Is your mummy going to be the one living with you in the marriage?

You need to man up o. Stop acting like that boy in game of thrones sucking his mumsis breast like aren't you fully developed yet? After finishing school? Ah!

Nigerians know how to use the parent thing to blackmail children well I don't know what you worship but even the Bible (& common sense) makes mention of leaving the family and two becoming one.

I'd hate to say this but its absolutely obvious you're not yet matured enough for the concept of being married.

For your own good I just hope you haven't told the girl what your mum & her spirit are doing to mess you up

pr0blem:
wetin you need gyroscope for?

To gyrate Na
...as per kegite tinz

NwaAmaikpe:



Anything is possible.
Nepotism is the order of their day in Nigeria,
Square holes are for Round pegs in Nigeria.

If an architect was once Minister of state for Health in this country.

Why will anyone be surprised that a Suya & Asun Joint will undertake the landscaping and beautification of a park. When the owner of the Suya joint is a power insider?

Saw post on facebook where they said Nigerians in the USA are one of the most educated or is it that they have the largest number of educated immigrants there

Yet...

Our president has only nepa bill

If the head is not correct how in God's name will the body be OK? Ehn!?

IamaNigerianGuy:
Does that not plausibly look like Nigeria and a Nigerian to you ?
She was even able to get his first name which is likely Igbo.
Why are you committed to supporting evil and denouncing the girl instead of the criminal that conned her ?

Your reasoning is weird man

Let's get this going by your analogy.
Someone intends to use you as a mole & you expect they'll come clean to you about their identity?

She knew his first name and he is likely igbo (I know that's the part giving you 3r3ctions) someone she described as her boyfriend and she doesn't know even the most basic of information about him even surname?

I no fit weak reach for you even if I tried.

Pls stop getting excited unnecessarily, where in my entire response did you see me support the crime perpetrated here?

People from other African countries do stupid stuff & claim Nigerian how is this possibly not one of such?
You just siddon there add one plus one on baseless assumptions, open window, tear mosquito net come throw common sense out the window just to find cause to hate a tribe. Don't you fear God?

If being reasonable comes off as being weird to you that's unfortunate sha

gemih:
survival is necessary.

Your layout for this poster is really wack I swear

How this one take be Nigerian?
Someone who wanted to use you to courier drugs now told you his real country of origin?

Putin no go look this for having two levels of stewpidity!

PETA has taken its cause to twitter too?

Oyinbo pipu and animal rights protection

baike:
I think say the Yorubas want stay with the abokis

I tire o

erico2k2:
1st and formost waht is the sense in bringing my wife into the picture
I am a testimony to the practice I just preached, people like you are the reason why Nigeria is growing backward by the day,Have you stopped to think for o nce these people in power dont know what they are doing? they are enacting laws to benefit thier selfish interest you are here posting crap, why dont you ask me why I wrote what I did so we can all make sense of it.These so called rulers come to the UK monthly, they see how it goes on here,let me tell you something new
Emission is your exhaust system,this is highly dependent on your cat converter and quality of fuel.
Did the lagos state Enact any law to check the quality of fuel poor motorist use?
Did they make public the Emission levels threshold?
Now that center is going to test your car suspensions.What has the govt done to make sure your N110K brand new shock you bought two weeks ago is not going to fail due to huge Pot road on public road you drive on and for which you are taxed heavily in the name of vehicle licencing?
Finally how has the lagos state govt improve the road worthiness of its road to compensate the road worthiness of vehicles that ply?
These are all positive criticism,if you dont ask tough question you get milked
in London, if a pothole damage my tyre or shock and I have proof ie take pic and get diagnosis from a certified mechanic, I can sue the government and they will pay.
The lagos state want to
1 charge me to use their centers
2 charge me when I fail even though it was part of their fault
3 Enforce repairs to what is deemed to be their standard which is not made public and Im sure its thier friends who will do the repairs.

When the roads are fixed then the have good cause to enforce this.Thy should start with public carriage vehicles in the first instance.

Valid
You're correct on all levels

...well except one.
You see when you read people writing such things like the other fellow did emphasis on bringing your wife into an issue to make a point.

You note two things.
1. He's a typical nothing valid to say kind of person (God knows alot of them abound here) so resorts to insults as a way out

2. APC stalwart so definitely you'll achieve more talking to a brick wall. Every senseless thing done by party affiliates is right in their eyes. For them thinking is not an option...it's not even a possibility.

What to do? Well you create two responses

1. Reply him in his own language & drag him along with everyone related to him he mentioned your wife? Bring his mother in kinda dragging. Show no mercy.

2. Second response you now state your points like you did here devoid of the first part where you were negotiating with him about involving your wife.

The reasonable few would understand. Trust me.

HottestFire:

The emission level part got me. What of Dangote trucks and those DAF trucks all over Apapa, will those ones pass the emission level test too?

BRT nko?

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thunderbabs:
Patent leather shoe, huh? U sure no be for Aba dey patent ur shoe sha..coz dt zara crest dey ma hand ooo

Stop being unenlightened and still announcing your ignorance! Please. It's because of people like you govt was pressured into reducing jamb score.

Patent is a kind of leather used for shoes and belts. Maybe if I'd referred to them as "wetlooks" your kind would relate.

Matter of fact you should go and stand outside with the dustbin and wait for your ride home.

...this week on "houseboys with smart phones"

vanhayor:
don't talk like a poor man

Something wey him don talk finish already?

I won't lie sha Zara has amazing products...love my patent leather shoes made by them.

Maybe I should wear them for sallah tomorrow sef to show support

#pepperdemgang

The one bill gates do sef is enough like kilode gan?

thorpido:
I don't understand how the organisers in that team can miss out things like this.

Contract with team not press conference venue or do they also have contract with the other brands there?

Mrlouis:
Chief Engineer, look again. To begin with, with the way the gen is positioned, is it possible to be used as a prime driver? What is he sitting upon?
Nigga he is sitting on a stand alone single-piston engine which is connected to the axle of both rear wheels. That portable gen is just a load. Gabadaya

Only sensible person here

Clearly alot of people here either do not have generators or common sense!

How does the gen have anything to do with this seeming contraption asides from being lifted at the back of it?

How?