₦airaland Forum

FILEBE:
brother. what is the english name for Naroon. and I will get to have the medicine your friend used

Bro pls forgive me but I honestly do not know the English name for this

Where are you based let's see how the thing can be made available to you sir

[size=32pt]Fashola go and do the job you were selected to do oooo

leave talk and work

propagandist

God don catch all of una now

Any responsible govt should be able to provide 24hours electricity in 6 months...na almost one year in fact its even worse

talk talk major[/size]

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cindybella101:
"PDP looted Nigeria for 16 years"
This line is becoming stale

...is becoming?

Abi already overflogged?

MaReke:
Please do you still have the contact for this?

That was like 4yrs ago.

Are you in need of something similar in VI ?

...not at that price though

luvinhubby:
His question - Budget of 6 trillion with 70% overhead cost, which is around 4 trillion & last year overhead budget was 3 trillion, what increased our overhead?

Dollar ti won

OAFMods:
Do you have any clue what it takes be refered to as being intelligent ? You do not fight for it, you either have it or you don't. Your failure to identify a NL mod is nothing but a failure of your intelligence capacity. My prayer goes out to ensuring you are blessed with a functional brain so you can do away with the incapacitated one you are presently displaying.

oaf
ōf/
noun
noun: oaf; plural noun: oafs
a stupid, uncultured, or clumsy person.
synonyms: lout, boor, barbarian, Neanderthal, churl, bumpkin, yokel; More
fool, dolt, dullard;
informalidiot, slowpoke, slowpoke, halfwit, lamer, cretin, ass, jackass, goon, yahoo, ape, baboon, clod, blockhead, meathead, butthead, meatball, bonehead, knucklehead, chucklehead, lamebrain, palooka, lug, bozo, hoser, boob, chowderhead, lummox, knuckle-dragger, galoot, klutz, goofus, doofus, dork, turkey, dingbat, scissorbill;
informaltwit, nerk, git, yob;
archaiclubber
"the oaf upstairs with his television on full blast"
Origin

early 17th century: variant of obsolete auf, from Old Norse álfr ‘elf.’ The original meaning was ‘elf's child, changeling,’ later ‘idiot child’ and ‘halfwit,’ generalized in the current sense.


Source: Google.com

OAFMods:
It sure does but you my friend needs a six month marathon lecture on comprehension and logic. Once you are through with that you should be able to decipher with ease that I am neither a mod nor do I t swim in the same pool of lunacy as you to refer myself as a oaf.

*an oaf*

Na me name you? Why are you trying so hard to sound intelligent?

Guy swerve so you actually expect me to trade words with someone who defines himself as a mod neanderthal?

You sef check am na

OAFMods:
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Its obvious so many of you IGBOS Ipob are born with damaged brains because if not common sense should easily let you understand Obama as just been saved from having to fix the foolishness of another colossal failure your likes call a leader with Buhari curtailing the atrocities of boko haram which could have easily transformed to another ISIS, Al Shabab, Al qeada etc for America to contend with but who am to expect any Igbotic ipob idiot to comprehend that after all it is not wailing, stupidity or foolishness which happens to be your trade mark.

oaf
ōf/Submit
noun
a stupid, uncultured, or clumsy person.
synonyms: lout, boor, barbarian, Neanderthal, churl, bumpkin, yokel

Your name precedes you.

omenka:
In the Ogogoro era, it took one little girl to come all the way from Pakistan and scold the drunk, jolting him into taking his first decisive action over Chibok Girls.

And thank heavens they found all the chibok girls. Buhari. Really did great in finding them all.

Sai baba

Buhari is the apology

Oxenomy:
My question is why is INEC delaying the announcement of all the result but chose to announce it piece meal? What is really happening to the unannounced result now? And nobody is talking about it.. This will plunge this country to crises of unchecked.

The I in INEC no longer means independent, change it to incompetent and you'll see the whole thing gets clearer.

greatiyk4u:
"Failed woefully" how? And you wanna use the 9months score of a Government on 4years mandate to pass your judgment?.......try harder next time.

Please if you don't mind my asking what is your basis for belief these people have anything to offer?

One thing

Just one in any sphere at all?

At least even you would agree that 9months is enough time to start seeing signs of something

9 months and even the presidential spokes man (crown miss road) does not even know what their economic policy is

Seriously what is your basis for belief cos this is getting ridiculous I swear

Emekamex:
Everyone is free to preach and practice their religion without interference, this is the most basic right of citizens; I don't get why Hell-Rufai is trying to change this?

VI, VI, VI tinz I guess

SycophanticGoat:
You never asked that useless and brain dead dullard what he did to contribute to the development of the country during the period of 1999 to 2015 but voted the senile bigot to power. A man that even supported boko haram instead of the Nigerian Army just because of his lust for power. Remember that "a fight against boko haram was injustice to the north"? Remember that a childish brain dead old fool's inability to concede defeat during the 2011 election led to the death of over 1,000?

Remember how Mumuhammado Mumuhary, Thiefnubû and Lie MohamMAD criticized every actions of the previous administration without proffering any tangible solutions? How they sponsored the subsidy protest and how they used media and support for boko haram to run the past administration aground?

If all these were contributions to Nigeria, then I must say that this Kowa woman is a god and a hero when compared to that brainless man..



APC zombies and sycophancy are like hard prick and wet toto!

Wish I could like this a million times.

Former president who never attended council of state meetings since he was ousted.
No book written
No foundation set up
Nigger didn't even give one child scholarship

Come & debate - ran to Chatham house (anyway he only visits Nigeria but works overseas)

Produce school certificate - shows nepa bill

It was even during campaign that he knew the internet existed.

Comes & starts yarning
He will fix global crude crises - how come in queuing for fuel since you came in?

Give unemployed 5k per month - gullible twarts swallow hook line and sinker ( after election - change mouth)

All children will get at least one free meal per day - which buka dem been wan use? Olaiya or whitehouse? Abi na bank olemo ?

We will fix electricity in 4 months - see me with two powerbanks & a ridiculous nepa bill for electricity not supplied

Naira will exchange for One Dollar - I no even know wetin I suppose call you now. I never bought pounds at 320 before you enter not to talk of dollar

Nigerians when do we begin the prayer & fasting to remove these jokers by fire by force? Oshibande, and time pastor.

Or na like this we go dey dey?

Okeikpu:
APC N THEIR LONG TONGUES
A PARTY BUILT BY THIEVES

...for thieves!

Opinedecandid:
Your desperate attempt to paint our golden-hearted hero black had already shattered before you even thought of it.

Jonathan is not like some people who are insensitive, blood-sucking, and violent-promoting.

So stop the smear campaign.
it won't work

President Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan, Nigerians love you. We miss you.

No hate and bitter propaganda weaponed against you will be able to prosper!

Instead it shall go back on their heads good measure measure pressed down shaken down and running over by the grace of God.

Idiots

10 months down the line presidential spokes person doesn't have an idea of the economic policy of the country instead is mentioning names & titles of incompetents hired by a dullard to run the country down

They're doing a good job yet the country is like this?

God will punish all those who in one way or the other directly or indirectly for us to where we are now.

Animals

This is why i will always love soldiers...well except one like dis that has gap tooth & only nepa bill as credential.

More soldiers should visit more of these stations and deliver similar treatments to all their staff.

[size=15pt]I fully support this i swear [/size]

Would it be out of place to start swearing for all those who voted this dullard into power?

lordmans:
Who cares abt wot ur ppl build here. A time is coming wen ur ppl will regret building a poultry cage here. Let him carry d civic towers to aba or onitsha for all i care.

Who evade taxes more than ur brothers whose source of income are nt easily verifiable?

Nice try

You evaded one key element

Do you pay taxes?
Besides your family land that you hold on to do dearly have you worked, gathered money, paid for a piece of one sq.m in the Lagos you're claiming or its just another one who mutters with only a sense of entitlement that I'm arguing with?

Omo onile type of thing?

Keep dreaming about what will make people leave the state you hear? Don't go and look for work. Be waiting so that when they chase them away you will go and claim one of the properties they leave behind. You know the people that built those things they have two heads, if this was how they sat playing baba ijebu & waiting for a war that would not happen they would have achieved that much.

Kai...and this is someone's child?

God forbid!

Barayeks:
lol... I hail you too oo....although I left uniben far back as 2010 , it has a special place in mi heart

2010?

lol i graduated 97 but men anytime i remember that place ehn the kain laugh wey dey hold me! abeg that school na confam, no argument
Even the OP sontin dey worry dat one i swear

...God i miss Benin, who send me open this post today abeg?

Barayeks:
we don't go through all that here in Osasogie

Uniben!

Bros i hail o!

lordmans:
Which land? Dey are nt talking abt ajegunle or amuwo odofin where ur ppl settled in droves. There is no igbo settlemt as u can see in oke-odo in lagos island. Before ur forefathers started coming to lagos d islands ws a very developed place.

This is eko akete, eko Adeniji-Adele, eko Aromire. U cant find ibo quarters on d island stop deceiving urself.

And d land u claimed u bought in our farmlands from ajegunle to iganmu n beyong will revert back to our grandchildren n great-grandchildren in tym ask Nigerian brewries. Owo eko, eko lo ngbe!

Continue to develop it n let me see if u will take it to ur biafra republic. Wether u vote apc or pdp in lagos ur fate remains d same cos u will always produce an ibile child who is deeply rooted in Island Club as ur governor. Ur nightmare can never end.

Some day wen d carpet hv bn swept under ur feet, u will understand lagos is somebody's village.

Stop exposing your naivety all over the place second picture is a building called civic tower, it belongs to Jim Ovia last i checked he isnt an omo odua.

Nestoil towers on Adeola Odeku too na yoruba man get am abi?

You im certain do not even fall within the band of people who pay tax in the state so whats all the bragging about?

Thats all your kind is good for, baseless bragging incessantly, even in front of the obvious.

Empty barrel

anu mpama

mars123:
for where you see boat? you don dey smoke that thing again

You wey dey contemplate to swallow hook line & sinker na inside ponmo you see am? Who be the real smoker now?

mars123:
in a political environment where politicians kill for votes, you expect me to swallow this accusation hook line and sinker?

Just the hook will be just fine the kondo will do the rest when you land on the boat

overlord77:
Dude, please pardon his ignorance. Some of the people.in this shit of a town called PH have never gone past the state's boundaries.

They are very rude and uncultured in this town with just minor exceptions e.g. sinaj

Yes it's true you that you've gone all over the globe what do you have to show for it?
Empty barrels they say ...

CrownV12:
oga refreshrate, no offence but i feel we should choose our words selectively and think Logically. The fuel queue being government induced shouldn't be compared with a civillian induced public suffering. Even the government will argue that the fuel situation is beyond it but thinking of what we masses fo to ourselves is heartbreaking.

Here's the part I don't get the govt can cause something worse than this.

Countrywide.

For days on end

...and ordinary obito for a couple of hours & everybody is screaming blue murder.
Burying the dead is a sign of respect o...how do we justify fuel queues?

Or cos it's caused by the govt it becomes ok?

Obito I go on my own free will to pay respect. fuel queue stress to buy something I'm paying for.

No o

I no gree. Allow dem do their obito in peace biko maka chukwu

ifyalways:
Bush meat don catch hunter.

At this point, just play along with the family, take care of the girl and pregnancy till baby is born then you secretly go for DNA. Stop snooping on her phone and asking her unnecessary questions,make up excuses to delay the marriage, stop sleeping with the girl if you still are.

Best advice as far as I'm concerned

My only other worry is she's a minor & your acceptance still makes you guilty of another crime.

Hoping by the time they find out who the real father is, (& it turns out not to be you) the bruhaha will not make the family come back to focus on this.

All this small small winch pikin dem.

TonyeBarcanista:
Like I said, Aso Rock will have a new tenant in 2019

That one is certain

lilbarracuda:
Important Notice

I do not mean to scare you but it's the reality..

Residents of Isolu & gate!!!! (or any other place)

Be security conscious..

Several reports over the past 3weeks about the activities of 'gentlemen of the road' has been very alarming..

I believe the lives of Funaabites staying outside the campus should be valued as well as those staying inside the campus.

Two hostel were raided again yesterday night/this morning...24th/25th March 2016. (one is very close to my hostel)

Their attacks within a space of 2weeks is very alarming. Should we just fold our arms and pretend as if nothing is going on? An injury to one they say, is an injury to all.

These 'guys' are heavily armed..
Some affected funaabites said these guys carry along with them axes so in fact metal doors and burglaries are not safe!

We do not know who's the next victim might be.. It might be anyone. But should we wait further till one of us is robbed again?

#Reason, Reflect, Act!!!


infunaab..com

Lol
So person decide to go funaab go rob their students?

As in seriously?

Wetin dem get wey person dey rob?

LWKMD for here I swear so person decide to go funaab go rob?

*holds chest due to inability to breathe from excessive laughter*

I swear some thieves dey crase.