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drss:
Can d phone cure sickness?

YES

drss:
Can it predict boko attack?

YES

drss:
Can d phone lead me to my future wife?

STOP DREAMING

drss:
Can it protect me from armed robbers

YES

khassy:
and I was expecting to see one screen at the back and one at the front


dumb thread... dumb OP

ar bow o

my thoughts exactly!

tellwisdom:
Spits profusely

you get malaria?

elantraceey:
Sorry to say, you don't even sound like a graduate.

What stops the non-educated one from getting a degree?

i been no wan talk am before e become matter of english is not my language, which is often the case

kai but babe you arsh o

shooo...

exhibition:
need anything from jumia? contact me now!

please doyou people have sense?

Help my supply tunde biko

#synonymous

ogb5:
Stupidity is when you do the same thing and expert a different result.

Has your fulani god built any power station responsible for the power improvement?

Sorry to burst your burble, the power sector has been privatised by the previous regime and the privatisation is bound to lead to improvements.

If they leave these body odour smelling praise singers, they will praise Buhari until the nation sink.

Azz inn ehn its overwhelming the level of stupidity i read sometimes from this lot! And these are the people someone has to encounter on a daily basis! They just spew rubbish thats as obvious as day to be senseless with so much gusto

tufia!

azzima:
he woke up the power/diesel cabal. They have been sooo powerful before. When I mean power cabal,I mean real powerful and influential Oil and gas companies from total , Oando, Texaco etc and their proxies in government . It's not business as usual anymore.

EEZ dat so?

Guy stop talking like this, you hear it doessnt make sense. If they wake up and the processes had not been in place of what benefit is their waking up?

Or he also woke up the processes as well?

Icecream4U:
to make that your claim valid, just tell us why we didn't see the light during the 6years of Jonandaft rule, just one

typical that you should do this in the absence of reason

!. I asked first

2. Just like your validity claim for everything your daura du!!ard has failed to deliver on in every single thing, its too early, for him to have delivered. or has the fullness of time reached?

I await your answer

Icecream4U:
even GEJ will be laughing at you after reading this your post. He will be like.. My project ke? Lolz.

To make this your point valid please state what buhari did towards this

One thing

...just one thing

....only one

...any one thing

Stanlyag:
It doesn't just rain but it pours in calabar. Landlord doesn't want to keep photocopying stuff.

About the pouring I totally agree with you. Was there like 2years ago. Was stuck in the hotel most of the time. Rain in calabar is something else. Funny thing is I don't think it floods the place! I mean it stops raining after several hours and the roads are just wet. Or was it just the area I stayed?

4stylz:
Why won't he sit on a hot seat when his country is on fire

Allow the guy make him dey deceive himself. He doesn't know they're managing the du!!ard with Syrian crises on their mind.

Galacious1:
the World President said Nigeria now has a leader with integrity. What does dat mean to u?

If you wan catch monkey you will act like a monkey...well thats what it means to me sha

obala chisos!

i already knew it had to be one of dem.

Ndi ara

[quote author=EgunMogaji post=38538796]And you need a lobotomy [/quote

you should know its right up your alley

look id really like to continue playing with you to assist your development as a special needs adult. feel free to post your next expression of dementia am done with you.

We will we will administration

Abegi

EgunMogaji:
Yellow Belly with no conviction

youre done?

its time for your pills and adult diaper change

TeamSimple:
Bros why you come dey fire sanusi now? Alaafin Oyo's youngest wife is just 21 while the king is in his mid 70s,also the famous baba ijebu youngest wife is just 20 while the man is above 80. So why you leave your own front yard go dey sweep another man backyard?

create post about alaafin regarding this make you see if i no go finish am for here! or even baba ijebu sef.

Are you a good bible believing Christain? Theres a verse that says wisdom is not of age, if these old men choose to exhibit their folly in this way, do i cross my hand say it is right?
They didnt have psyche evaluations before ascending their thrones, did they? or does wearing a title absolve one of insanity?

but as this isnt about alaafin i can only stick to the subject at hand.

EgunMogaji:
Spineless coward, you're not even worthy of keeping your word.

And somewhere your parents are thinking that they have a child out there in the world not knowing they simply released a half dunce

You should pray today that you reach my age, numbskull odd toed droopy armed troglodyte

Maybe your nanny needs to change your diapers

You call spewing trash on NL your ability to what?

show strength?

Please sir get a life, most of it has passed you and youre on your pension, but still get a life!

TeamSimple:
Yoruba. Ogun state

Me sef na egba from abeokuta wetin happen?

poshstore:
Hi de pain you say Buhari de work?

E dey pain me say you no dey think things through ni

EgunMogaji:
You are the most childish person I've ever met on NL. You must not have the benefit of plumes in the neither regions yet

Good luck nursing that monkey on your back.

This guy try find something do na when you said (without my asking o) that you were older than your wife by 28 years I strongly believed were old like jurrasic guess the Bible clarifies that wisdom is not of age.

Your arguments are baseless & contradictory trophy wife is for sex then marriage is not for sex.

You brag about being educated & being old ( Congrats t-rex)

See I need people who understand the basics minimum for me to argue with not your kind

Please free me & look for your kind.

I swear you're too old for this. you calling anyone childish on nairaland by your standards isnt an insult it's a description. Wait when the rest of the folks from the old peoples home come around for a game of bridge or whatever then you relate with them. That's your crew sir.

TeamSimple:
Pls what part of the country are you from?

You tell me your own first

EgunMogaji:
Mate if only you knew who happy you made me by saying that I'm wrong. I;m elated that I don't think with the capacity of a toad.

But I like that you agree that you;re totally and absolutely missing the point. Very generous of you

Nah no transfer here. I just pity the fact that you are not polished enough to respect the cultures of others, it has more to do with proper upbringing which is based on demonstration of etiquette. But what can we expect when kids of nowadays are not raised with a serious moral compass.

The matter I am seeing of you is of someone that looses composure when challenged, someone who easily looses control when things are not going their way.

I can imagine you throwing stuff around where ever you're there

Have a nice day. I mean since you re leaving and all

Not read

Not reading anymore of your stuff either

Wishing you all the best with whatever's biting you

Bye!

EgunMogaji:
Your retort about calming down is what dunces that have lost a debate typically resorts to. Stop being an alarmist and come up with valid debate points.

Consider what you want, what I wrote stands and an educated person can make sense of it as it clearly escapes you.

The issue of age was simply to show age difference and not actually married age. Stop wearing your emotions on your sleeves, it's unbecoming.

And yes there's a pattern brewing up, a pattern that you are so enraged about a royal wedding that you can/t simply understand the different culture.

Nah you're totally wrong beyond reason

You tell people to calm down when it's obvious they're totally & absolutely missing the point.

Like you were.

You're obviously agitated over some issues and transferring aggression.

The pattern I'm seeing is you being double mouthed in your assertions.

Forgive my stark illiteracy for not seeing what you see.

I won't bring myself to the level of trading words with you. You're the educated one between both of us, go figure!

babafirst:
After all the unnecessary, malicious,tribalistic criticism,this beautiful Princess even looks older than 18.

watch the curious case of benjamin button and have a clear understanding why theres a profession called make up artistry

EgunMogaji:
I disagree.

One of the primal reasons for trophy wife's is sexual. So yes lustful is key. But like His Imperial Majesty already said, you don't marry a wife and mother of your kids based on sexual gratifications so the point is moot.

My age or my wife's age is none of your bizwhack

Calm down sir seems youre allowing yourself get too excited unnecessarily

I never disputed the reasons for a trophy wife as being sexual

In one sentence yo go on to say, primal reason for a trophy wife is sexual and in the same statement quote sanusi (the title covers you, mot me) as saying you dont marry based on sexual gratification.

Im not even going to consider you just did that.

Secondly bizwhack or not maybe you should refresh your memory as to how the issue of you and your wifes ages came into the discussion in the first place.

im seeing a pattern here

TheFreeOne:
APC & LIES = BREAD & BUTTER

Always

propagating

calumny*

*noun, plural calumnies.
1. a false and malicious statement designed to injure the reputation of someone or something:

The speech was considered a calumny of the administration.

2. the act of uttering calumnies; slander; defamation.

EgunMogaji:
Why would you need Viagra to make love to a young and tender like this? This is the cure for impotence my friend.

The emir may need Viagra to mount one of his older behemoths but not this pyt.

I guess I too am an agbaya oshi since I'm 28 years older than my wife

Erectile dysfunction Aging. It is four times more common in men aged in their 60s than those in their 40s nothing about how lustful he gets being a solution.

You tactically avoided stating your wifes age when you married her which obviously means she wasnt 18 or a teenager for that matter, can we bet on that?

craziebone:
i can't really get what you are saying but let me reply to what i think you are saying.

First of all, the reason God had to talk to Joseph is not to institute the idea that its ok to marry a 14 year old girl, for such was the norm in their culture. David, when he was in his 70s had a thirteen year old concubine/bride. The reason he had that discussion with joseph was because Joseph was considering a pull out of marrying his bethroted, who had already taken in mysteriously. So God had to come and encourage him not to be afraid but go on ahead.

And as for treking that long distance, i wonder if you are Nigerian or have been following events? Did you not see it in the news someone treked from Lagos to Abuja to show support for Buhari? Why don't you just take the Emir's advice and buy a brain?

Id expect you to get what am saying rather than responding on an assumption of what you think sir.

i stopped reading at exactly that point you said you wanted to respond to what you think im saying.

Calm down read for the purpose of understanding first, not for the purpose of responding.

Then if something isnt clear, make me aware then ill make you understand...then you can reply.

Otherwise, i dont see the point.

Wisdom is the principal thing and it is profitable to direct.

poshstore:
My raw salah meat has turned to hard rock in my freezer,don't even know how to take it out for cooking.

Follow this exact process ive often found it to work for the most base of humans in similar situations.

1. Get a brain.

2. seek wisdom from God

3. Look behind (or beside) the freezer depending on the model.

4. youll see a long wire that comes out of the freezer

5. Trace the wire its attached to a plug.

6. The plug is connected to a socket

7. Look very well youll see a switch beside the socket.

8. Turn the switch off

9. Open the door of the freezer

10. Wait a couple of hours then check again if you can bring out the sallah meat.

11. Ask God to please allow you keep your new level of wisdom so you stop embarrassing yourself like this in public

TeamSimple:
Guy forget theories about teenage years,because theories ain't fact,i believ you know that. Maturity has nothing to do with age.
[s]Their actions not being publicised because we now see it as a norma thing.[/s] Except u want to tell above 1million nairalanders that such a thing does not happen.

Oh God! so i have to explain this too to you?

Ok

Theories aint facts
a supposition or a system of ideas intended to explain something, especially one based on general principles independent of the thing to be explained, is the next best thing to a fact!

The struck out contradicts your belief (not mine) that theories arent facts. or do you need further clarification on that too?

Secondly the reason its not publicized, has nothing to do with what you stated (fact, theory or fiction) more to do with the fact that they know its not right so its done in secret, like every other wrong done by a sane person.

...and please dont tell me sanusi is sane.

craziebone:
i advice you don't try to argue with me because you will just get exposed the more as te ignorant man that you are.

Secondly, i am not Muslim neither am i Hausa/Fulani. For the records, i am from the North Central and was born and brought up in the South, Lagos to be precise. I also have a christian up bringing and have a christian education.

And that it is 2000 years ago means nothing. The point here is:[size=15pt] God told Joseph[/size] "not to be afraid to take Mary (the 14 year old) as a wife...". You guys claim that Jesus (God) is the same today, yesterday and forever. So if that is true and he said it 2000 years before now, why won't he endorse the same thing today? Pls answer that question if you are smart enough.

Again i ask, being stuck in what time? The arrogance you people have to the people of old is so misplaced. You should remember that [size=15pt]the foot path the people of old (a people you show so much arrogance to now) created to the stream, is the same path you the so-called modern person is still takin to the stream[/size]; you have not created a new one with your 'modern' beliefs.

And when you say it is about an old man fulfilling his desires, well then i will still ask you if when the Angel met Joseph in his dreams and brought him the message from God, was God trying to make it legal and encourage Joseph to gratify himself?

I am sure you did not read it when the Emir came up with his response. He said something like marriage is not just about sex; that they do not see their wives as sex objects. It seems you guys 'modern'/western and feminists think more about sex than these Emirs themselves. That's why you are so quick to bring this point when they themselves who this whole thing concern the most, are not bothered. What perverts you are!

Where did God and Sanusi have discussions similar to your reference?

Jesus also walked on water, changed water to wine and raised the dead can sanusi do same? or its the spawn from their coitus thatll probably be able to carry out such feats?

how many people besides Mary exist in the bible did God take through similar processes? Enough to consider a statistic?

On second point, the Israelites trekked from Egypt to the Israel about 613 km equivalent of Lagos to minna thereabout, i dont see you and you family taking a similar walk now oga, so really whats your justification?