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Amusaopeyemi:
Funny Topic.
'You are my father' - Student
'No i'm not please' - Ex-Law maker

I guess the both of them have not heard about DNA test before.

We guess you have not read about reading before commenting before?

wunmi590:
Bwest is for babies not for husband, IK be warned.

husband pay dowry, pikin na tenant. Under the law who get property?

ansa

Celebs have no choice but to encourage people they see as "special needs adults" before the press and social media junkies slay them, sebi if its just to take photo? The jayz posts look more like photo bombs if you check am.

Dbanj wey follow Kanye 'waste' do pass dis where him land?

Biko today na sunday i no wan insult anybody

omojeesu:
Not one of 'you people'. Two wrongs dont make a right!

Agreed, after this we start counting.

Whynotthetruth:
Is their any reason why you don't qualify as an empty sycophant given this statement of yours?

1)Do you know what it means to send delegates to important events to represent your interest?

2)How come other African countries were represented?

3)How come discussing HIV/AIDS was more important than discussing boko haram to you and buhari?

4)How come meeting king of Spain, having meeting with OBJ on politics was more important than sending delegates to such meeting as this?

shet!

Who is this guy Biko?

sir I duff my hat for you.

God bless you seven times everyday and 10times on Sundays.

meanwhile *follows*

omojeesu:
Nothing may happen. It only speaks volume of the character of the 'insulter'. If he was the President would he want to be called names?

What goes round comes round! The law of the boomerang!

I honestly refuse to believe you just wrote this. When you people went on about GEJ (not that you've even stopped) these thoughts didn't cross your mind?

it's now it's speaking about the character of the 'insulter"?

We learnt from the "best" - you lot!

What goes around has come full circle you mean? and yes that man is a no good cattle chasing super duper du!!ard! Quote me everywhere, all day, every day!

Bonj:
Totally Photoshopped!
Take a closer look.....bleeding foreign snitch!

my thoughts exactly!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKQ0eOkFH94

Ask the stupid journalist to watch this then come back to write another story werey alaso. Times like this I miss idi amin

Chanchit:
No wonder, this is the same political ideology you have. Since the babe insists on flesh, all you have to do is agree you are not responsible for any pregnancy, if she don gree, then I strike away.

simple!

omojeesu:
Please, stop this irreverence towards the President!

if he doesn't what will happen?

sammyj:
This is one of the most smartest intelligent response coming from our president intelligent team. We are solidly behind you PMB ni shakings let wailing wailers group keepon wailing they can never succeed in bring down this government. Shikena! !!!

With this kind of gramner what else could possibly be expected?

Anyway someone has aptly described your IQ level I'll just leave it at that

vikyno:
If that response is intelligent to you, then your IQ would be below the freezing point if I may guess.

sammyj:
This is one of the most smartest intelligent response coming from our president intelligent team. We are solidly behind you PMB ni shakings let wailing wailers group keepon wailing they can never succeed in bring down this government. Shikena! !!!

With this kind of gramner what else could possibly be expected?

Anyway someone has aptly described your IQ level I'll just leave it at that

vikyno:
MUMU President from a MUMU Party.

What a MUMU Nation we are for allowing this insult of a President on the most populous black nation in the world.

you forgot voted by?

abe4kom:
wasn't the US and UN represented in same meeting?

you dey mind that guy? if buhari sh!t for body during flight back he will still find cause to justify it. You need to learn to ignore such people

Fourwinds:
Nonsense.!!! didn't u read were. d girl was quoted dat she will wait till marriage. so y d pretence if she knew she can not handle d urge.. y didn't she approach d guy in her life. nonsense again

No mind that guy. You sef you no fit discern when SS1 student write something ni?

Youngpo413:
only a foolish guy will take back a cheating gf,any girl capable of cheating on you can also kill you with ease,cos she doesn't love you at all.

Don't mind the guy he doesn't understand the advise he's giving. You think you can live with a woman who's cheated on you before?

Paranoia on every call she receives... everytime she steps out...every time she doesn't answer her phone?

Only two things end such relationships either you end up beating her police carry you, your story enter nairaland people abuse the hell out of your life and accusing your tribe

Or

You die of a heart attack either way you don't survive it, take it from me

Better let her out of my mind and follow my previous advise

Kazrem:
@the bolded, guy you wicked o. On a second thought, you only paid the guy back with his own coin. But the girl self na harlot o.

Azz in ehn you don't know how I thank God every time I remember how he saved me from that thing. Imagine if I ended up marrying her how I for do?

God knows I hate the thought of divorce.

The guy finally divorced the girl not sure why and quite frankly I don't give two spoons.

ifoundmyperfect:
We humans can be so judgemental.
The girl flawed, we all do...
Forgive her and move on...
If you can't bring yourself to trust her again, set both yourself and herself free by ending the relationship.

Youve never been in a relationship with similar issues.

You have no idea how trust works in a relationship trust me.

Whats a relationship without trust i beg?

OP, Tosyne2much ( though im having difficulty believing im having agree such happened to you, worse still that i have to advice you)

Nobody is breaking up any stupid relationship

Both of you will stick with the girl (in presence) in mind and spirit, find another girl.
This one however gets downgraded to side slut, strictly for that purpose. Do not allow her know her true position, she with you for only one purpose - that which has used her kini and virgin blood to sign off.

You do not let her have cause to assume or even understand that shes no longer numero uno. You keep making her believe she is. Of course this is after she has begged and apologized. tell her you've forgiven her after initial gra gra, then you begin. Please do not under any circumstance fail to smash her on a regular and steady basis.

Failure to do this and you would have given her wings to say she dumped you because you could not perform, tell me which would be worse? This kind allegation by the way is skewed cos no way you can prove otherwise.

God has helped you but you fail to see it.

Happy smashing!

PS The idiot who tried similar with me got married to the idiot boy, guess what? after the marriage i came back into her life. sebi you smash my babe? I smashed her as your wife, go figure, sharp guy! Morfvcker later found out and couldnt do a thing, me i just keep laughing upon every remembrance. hopeless son of a b!tch and his senseless wife.

Sometimes god is saving us, we are the ones too blind to see it.

Guy smash that girl till she nearly gives up the ghost, then give her peak milk with malta guinness and smash her some more!

Break up ko break in ni

omenka:
...and if there's anything worse than F9, that's what you must have had in english language.

You see as you mumu ba. You dey try remove sand fly from person eye when you've got a cactus tree in yours.

cactus no be tree oga

Swiss prosecutors have opened a criminal investigation into Sepp Blatter, the head of the world football body Fifa.

The attorney general's office said he was being investigated "on suspicion of criminal mismanagement as well as - alternatively - on suspicion of misappropriation".

Mr Blatter was being questioned, and his office was searched, it added.

Fifa said it was co-operating with the Swiss attorney general.

The Swiss attorney general's office said the investigation surrounds a TV rights deal Mr Blatter signed with former Caribbean football chief Jack Warner in 2005.

Mr Blatter is also suspected of making a "disloyal payment" in 2011 to UEFA president Michel Platini, the statement said.

In May, seven Fifa officials were arrested in Zurich on corruption charges by US authorities.

Mr Blatter won a fifth consecutive Fifa presidential election on 29 May but, following claims of corruption, announced his decision to step down on 2 June.

He is due to leave the role at a Fifa extraordinary congress on 26 February.




source: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-34363289


Long overdue

Mugabe of FIFA

lalasticlala, Seun

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Doughyeenbae:
Don't bother... Let your desperation push you to furthering your degree... Or to look for offers that require 2.2..Pele

Apt!

seyiogunjuyigbe:
click like if u feel APC spokespeople need to be schooled on public relations

You're jumping the gun

They need common sense first!

IamRespected:
Sorry I actually did not sweet talked my babe
Did not read all though

Its better as you didn't o. It would have been murderous

RaDaZaBaNa:
" How do I get the money to Pack out to
another apartment even if I wanted to leave d
room for him ?? ""

Wait when police carry all of you to station you will be surprised how your mind will profer answer to this question

LKO:
God bless and thank u plenty. I would also appreciate if u can recommend one LG 50" that has no satellite function. As for the home theatre, I may go for any depending on the price. But some people are telling me to get only Sony home theatre, I was initially thinking of getting a LG home theatre. Thanks.

People have a knack for going on about Sony blah blah blah for whatever reason. If it was like Bose or Harmann Kardon those ones I know it's sound that is their niche I would understand and pay 5 times the value of an lg home theatre. Sony on the other hand produces too many things to start claiming a niche for one thing here abeg
Stick to the LG home theatre abeg you'll get good value for your money

That aside you think it's every time you'll use the home theatre? Think again

Last one I had I sold to my rewire cos the thing was just there starring at me in the house

Afterwards looked like the sitting room was empty so I got another when I got the tv. I can count how many times Ive used the home theatre.

TVs loud enough
Turning on home theatre especially at night means creating one kind impression to the neighborhood so volume is rather low so you switch to tv speaker

Oh yeah get the HDMI cable way cooler than av

mikron:
LGs are just about the best. I just love them. I'm about buying the 49inch led LG TV. They gave me for N120k at shoprite Abuja.

Couldn't agree with you more bro

Is that tv still that price? Got mine about 2years ago at about the same price? Mine was 50inches though

hinwazaka:
B+ U+H+A+R+I
BRINGING US HATRED AMIDST RETALIATORY INDIGNATION.

Excellent, but haters of Nigeria will not like it

cao:
Actually, she beat these women:
Christine Baranski - The Good Wife
Emilia Clarke - Game of Thrones
Joanne Froggatt - Downton Abbey
Lena Headey - Game of Thrones
Christina Hendricks - Mad Men

She was nominated for best supporting actress in drama, not the lead actress. The one that won that particular award was Viola Davis. In fact Kerry wasn't nominated at all.

That kerry that is always doing mouth as if she has too many teeth in her mouth? abeg make she park well biko meanwhile her husband sef na omo Igbo o some Nnamdi asomugha

opeaceo:
That is a money making venture, whether I'm a unilag material or not, it doesnt affect this discourse, I responded to an offensive post, and I don't think I have to be a unilag "material" to respond to that, capisce

Its obviously going to require a lot of effort to begin to explain this

you know what?

Youre right.

Goodnight