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Seriously I agree with lai liability on this one. If GEJ had refused the election result things won't be like this.
#letsblameGEJ

Lais mother doesn't see monthly flow gives birth to a super r3tard =letsblameGEJ

The kain thunder wey go fire this idiot & his cohorts ehn?

So tey Lai Mohammed mumsi get belle born lai...na Jonathan cause am

*with heavy spray of salvia* Tufia

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blaise00700:
End time post

End time response

Kumuyi be like : Breathren this is exactly what beyond redemption looks like. May you not get to be like this in Jesus name!

And the people of the Lord replied?:

Fvckin idiots that lot. Got to their company just now met one royal clown dressed in one of those shiny suits on a Tuesday morning fa. Asked why they kept sending these silly invites to me. The gibbon replied that I could delete the text.
How someone would expect me to attend an interview with a bushman dressed like that is totally beyond me.

Eediots

Kastonkastroll:
Well to you FFK said the truth, but to me he is a cocaine sniffer. Case closed

So sniffing cocaine is the only defence you can put up?
Sorry please what school did you attend? Please note, I'm only asking a question. Possibly give an answer (if there's one) or be quiet but don't give responses that are illogical or insinuate insult.

Promhize:
Work had already reach advanced stages on that road during GEJ's tenure, so saying work to begin is either a misunderstanding of simple English or a deliberate attempt to deceive the masses.

...or both depending on the IQ of the parties involved

is man not an animal? why would you want to be something else? About the fruit...maybe agbalumo

francizy:
We told them that he's an economic assassin, but they claimed his integrity will block loopholes.

We told them that he's corrupt just like his fellow croonies, but they claimed he never stole a dime.

We told them he's old, dull and slow, but they said they preferred a dullàrd that created Western Germany and President Mitchell's to a PhD holder that transformed the Agricultural sector of the economy.

We told them he doesn't have the moral standard, will and the technological knowhow to tackle corruption, but they claimed even witch hunting is fighting corruption.

We told them he's full of lies and deciet, but they hoped on the mirage NGN5,000 salary for the jobless and one meal pa day for their kids.

We told them that since he knew nothing about fuel subsidy, then he knows nothing about the petroleum industry/sector of the Nigerian economy but they claimed he'll stabilize world oil price and reduce PMS price to NGN40 per litre.

We told them he has no respect for the rule of law, but they claimed the judiciary was corrupt.

We told them his government is usually marked with heavy job losses and too harsh economic policies but they said they preferred to be jobless in a change government than to be gainfully employed in a Transformation government.

We told them he is not as humble as he looks but they said he had only NGN1million and 150 cows.

We told them that he's too old to govern, they claimed our youths are wasted generations.

We told them he doesn't have a certificate, they said he can use his NEPA bill.

We told them he's vindictive, but they said as far as they are concerned, he can employ all his family members, relatives and well wishers into his cabinet, even if they have no formal education, as long as they deliver.

We told them he's an enemy of democracy, they claimed they prefer his autocracy to the Nigerian Democracy.

We told them he's not humble but only a pretender, they said he'll sell off the presidential jets in order to cut cost of governance.

We told them he doesn't care about the Nigerian citizens, but they claimed he belongs to everybody and belongs to nobody, even though his appointments were mainly for the north, he embarks on fruitless journeys and speaks only to BBC Hausa.

We told them he supported Boko Haram, they told us that even if they found him in a meeting with Shekau and co, that wouldn't stop them from voting him.

We asked for any tangible thing he's done for the country after staying away from government for so long, they claimed it didn't matter.

We told him to get up from honeymoon and hit the ground running, but they called us wailers..

Finally, we told them he's a scam, but they shouted Sai Baba!

Behold Nigerians, here is your much desired change!

Please when I'm done laughing can I borrow this post? I have a couple of pap brained individuals I just will not resist the temptation to send this to.

Please.

Meanwhile any hope of America doing visa lottery even if na just one more time?

Mistaarhlohki:
Let's face the facts, I follow an. Italian - lebanese on IG all he does is sell high-end watches to moneybags, he has a collection well over $150m, he gives out scholarship grants to the less privileged lebanese kids, has an NGO, and has never acted like a backward overgrown baby @daddyfreeze is right now.

I bought 2 rolex watches, a date just and. Skydweller but after rocking them I found out they didn't make me anybetter so I gave them out.

This guy called freeze thinks by flashing watches on iG gives him class or improves his ego, its just making him look stupid and third class...Who has ever seen Jayz show off his Hublot worth $1.5m or yeezy showing off a J&co swagged Out patek..

Nigerians are silly and that's why the govt isn't taking us serious, this is a radio presenter, a journalist who is suppose to be a pain in the neck of the govt for not being responsible enough to crush the MOMAN cabal hoarding our petrol, or the Power cabal that's gotten into the discos to increase electricity bills as generators are becoming obsolete..


#for the record #Daddyfreezeisasellout

Gbamest!!!
Worse still is someone bragging in November 2015 about a 2015 model watch as being first...dude should know what they say about empty barrels.

That him wife wey him talk say wan break him head apparently did more harm than reported to him.

If na dis guy get that kain nestoil building for Akin Adesola na him be say everybody gats pack commot for Nigeria be dat.

How & why it's called "common sense" will forever remain a mystery to me.

menix:
Chaii....

Uwa Mmebi applicant..

If you know how this made me scatter laugh just now. Thank God sey na only me dey house. Dem for think sey another thing don enter the matter.

Nice one bro.

Meanwhile Tosyne2much that witches in the village fanning themselves with person picture post, how far?

Guy have a registry marriage, that doesnt cost much. If you believe shes the one. Remember love is a two way street and its not only you in the relationship. Her desires too deserve to be respected.

Deciding to fulfill all your needs first might be dangerous. Youll never forgive yourself if she walks out cos it seems youre not ready to settle down. Shes aware of your situation and is still willing to take the plunge with you, trust me things always work themselves out, nothing better than an understanding partner with you on the ride.

Best of luck!

akigbemaru:
GOOD POINT:
But where were students from these schools when students in Public schools in Anambra state have been coming tops in WAEC for several years now and also representing the country in inter-school debates. I thought these huge expense should ordinarily split their skulls and insert the knowledge there by fire by force. They all seem to use keywords "American", "British", "International" etc to play on the psyche of silly money bags and then rip them off.

Everybody is somebody's maga
leave it at that

LastProphet:
bros women like sex very very well just like men and they think of getting screwed anytime they have time on their hands. now to explain the false impressions which has given you your naive notions about women :

1) from an early age most cultures and religions teach the womenfolk to be the subdued gender, the gender that waits to be asked, no culture encourages a woman to go for a man no matter how hopelessly attracted she is to the man. however women quickly discard this sense of upbringing when confronted with men to whom they are absolutely attracted, many guys an explain this to you
2) women learn early that the brunt of most unsavory relationship failures are borne by them eg pregnancy, so a girl naturally associates more caution with sex than men. remove these risks and you will get the shock of your life what girls can do.

3) women take the brunt of raising children, they are the one that carry the pregnancy for 9 months, breastfeed and cater to the child which leaves less room for other activities sex included. remove these encumbrance from a wife and see her show her true colors

4) women have observed that they get more value from the relationship when they are the less willing party so they put up with the pretense even in marriage especially when married to a less exposed spouse. decide to stay away from sex with that your "holy" wife for a month without making it look like a quarrel and you learn another thing. a married woman ran after me earlier in the year for more than 2 weeks just because her husband traveled for 2 months, if i show you whatsapp messages from her you wont believe it.

see my brother don't ever ever buy into the falsehood of women which isn't mostly their fault anyways, women love sex very very well and stop that your wife from using your head

who is this guy!?
I salute your wisdom sir.
Barman please one superchilled bottle of orijin for this gentleman sir. His wisdom is uncanny and i respect him for that!

meanwhile *follows*

Intelligent kids like these dey, meanwhile everyone is shouting malala like she did anything intelligent besides suffering from a bullet by a daft shooter. Why arent these ones using their heads not nobel laureates?

Malala ko malaria ni

moyinoluwabun:
Poor Dangote! Running away from Boko Haram back home and bn held hostage by another group of terrorist outside Nigeria. May God set him free.

Reminds me of one of the stories in Jeffrey Archers "to cut a long story short"

neoapocalypse:
A girl at that age has limited knowledge of what is wrong from what is right ( there's a difference from what is good or bad ) , if you a rob a child of his/her childhood and innocence cos he/she doesn't know better then you're no better than a molester

Sanusi come and see o. Someone is talking to you.

invisibility:
These are the same questions I keep asking myself.

Why didn't America and Britain do anything since.

Why did France have to wait for the Paris attack to begin to hit 35 ISIS targets.

Why won't Russia and the west go farther from Syria and destroy ISIS in IRAQ where they are committing their worst inhuman atrocities.

Why is ISIS and boko haram who represent a very tiny & minute fraction of the amory, intelligence and manpower of America, Britain and the entire west being left to thrive for so long when America can easily wipe out armies and countries if provoked.

Remember the picture of the drowned baby?

Remember how it went viral and all of a sudden Europe was seen as the devils domain because the didn't allow the Syrians come in at first?

Some punk azz oversabi do gooders would see your list as atrocities claiming whatever they want and say it was all a government agenda. Now theyve opened boarders to Syrians. France gets hit, the so called 'do gooders' have now experienced first hand what was trying to be avoided at first, even at that some turban tying sorry excuses of human beings were trying to create conspiracy theories - which has always been what they use to thrive and make excuses for these isil or isis fools to keep killing innocents instead of condemning them outright.

The fellow islamic countries refuse to accept them but some over sabi europeans wey no sabi anything made an issue for them to now enter europe.

I respect the french for their steps no need waiting for Nato long talk and all that bruhaha. Putin in his own case, i ready take bullet for the guy i swear! That remark about forgiveness and taking the terrorists to God has got to be the remark of the century.

if he can even make the leave permanent sef believe me Nigeria would be better for it

jamex93:
baba change


carry go jor

with which fuel?

E remain one.
Near old Lagos tollgate just as you're entering the city, there's a set of three statues in white of men tying wrapper in different postures. I strongly advice that since you weren't born behind them (in Lagos) go back to the statues and make sacrifice so your efforts won't be in vain in this city. Otherwise...

[quote author=Missonas post=40191679][/quote]Being intelligent shouldn't be a burden. However it is for some.

How many times have you listened to 10 crack commandments by notrious BIG in your lifetime?

3. Never trust nobody

7. keeep your family and business completely separated

How could you make such a fatal blunder in your life?

You coulda just had a small wedding at the registry with the girl let her cry all she wants send am go dubai for shopping she go quiet. Blame the economy for why you dont want a big wedding {at least apc fvck up for favor you} that theres jist going on in the office that staff will be reduced anytime soon and you know youre not making the list but you just need to keep a low profile and as a matter of fact youre looking for another job after the wedding. Automatically you don discharge office people coming to your wedding be dat and you can successfully have your small wedding.

The rest of your career get hostile anytime she attempt visit you for office. Scook up a story to keep her away. Anything dey she shuld call or text. Then those office peeps let them stay were they are - office. No need coming to your house anything, wetin dem dey find? keep your friends from secondary school plenty so if una wan do anything na dem go full ground throway that way she no go feel say you get plenty skeleton inside cupboard.

Shes returned your ring.
Stop wasting your time, shes never coming back. whats love without trust?

Trust is what she believes, you made a lie obvious. babanla fvck up.

Have you not heard that a man who does not lie to his wife does not respect her?

See, find a way to get the babe to just free you, if she go jist one of her friends remember its only a matchstick that it takes to start a bush fire?

This na major fvck up i swear. anybody sugarcoating this is lying to you

funkyjms:
What is "Henna dye?"

me sef dey wonder

timmyblast:
I say let me check ur profile to see who is talking then I hiss (mtchewww) guy chop ur food u nor happy

azz in i see the profile too i sorry for the girl, even more sorry for the guy wey go allow this kain girl brag for am. bushmeat wey get data sef dey brag

LastSurvivor:
The same man that claimed that there is nothing like fuel subsidy, that it was simply a scam..
I think it's either buhari is a perpetual liar or he is a serious illiterate..
Or better still he thinks that Nigerians are fools..
Darker days looming. .

He is obviously both of bolded and definitely overwhelmingly stewpeed!

EVILFOREST:
I have never seen any region that imbibes Hard drugs like the NORTH.

They sniff anything that can be sniffed.... Including
-Gums for patching tyres.
-sewage reservoir for Shiiit.
-fermented Germalin.
-preservatives for corpse (chlorofluoroaldehyde)

Heard about the bolded last week from someone thought he was just trying to sound relevant among guys jisting. Are you confirming this thing is real?

donholy28:
He has grown up but davido no wan grow

Correction : Davido no fit grow. Cest impossible.

He did come up on instagram the other day holding a wad of cash like he was Floyd mayweather declaring he had to spend all of it before leaving south Africa...often times we beg God to help us with our hearts desires, guess his prayer just got answered.

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