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otunsman:
What is the Genesis of the problem that led to the battery that eventually led her to abandon her matrimonial home?

This my good sir is a post from someone with wisdom. God bless you for this

Like freeze and his wife lets wait for the response from the husband.
I hate giving advice without hearing from both parties meanwhile is she hoping to score points with the deflowering thing?

what is deflower sef?

Mykelpato:
What I'm telling you now is the fact.... Any girl that wears chain on her waist is either a prostitute or a lesbian... As a prostitute they use it to avoid unwanted pregnancy and make guys love them more and to be coming back for sex.

As a lesbian, it's spiritual, they use it as an object or seduction and charm. Only stupid girls will say it's for decoration cause they don't know anything about it. I am in the Eastern part of the country and I know many runz girls, and native doctors who do this stuffs here.... I'm just giving you an advice.


The Day my Gf wore Anklet on her leg, the hot slap I gave her that day ehn Cox she wanted to do like others without having any clue abt the meaning of those dress codes.

Waist chain to avoid unwanted pregnancy...right? makes sense gan.
una see why unilag increase their own post jamb cut off mark?

Borderless:
Haba, that one no hard to understand nah. She is simply telling you she is a human-monkey. You no know say na monkey dem dey die rope for waist? Just be sure not to annoy her because monkeys sabi bite oooo.

*yawns*

dry
please ehn don't lose your day job.

HRich:
No. You read from backpage

lol sports section under "keshi sacked!"

BRAV0O:
Bawo laye boi yii shay ri bayi o oO

Na from him villa dem fit begin source the answer to this question. you ready travel on top this waste product matter?

jaybee3:
Do you need a job?

you're still asking despite the obvious symptoms? Na wa for you o

Freemanan:
You believe the Solomon gist?
Well-done Mate.

something wey dey bible? see quarrel o

MAYOWAAK:
Cunnilingus?

chisos! crase people plenty for here Ahswear. LWKMD

Freemanan:
I SHOULD READ ALL THE NAMES ABOVE BECAUSE?

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Solomon was the wisest man ever liveth, how many him get?

Let's be wise.

wait first abeg.

Na only Tobi dey the class when dem dey teach the thing

Secondly S3x education don enter curriculum? Dem dey write am for exam azz in waec jamb & neco requirement?

People wey dey sell car for cotonou
In fact their own training abroad na almost every week

oluezekiel:
Downsizing you mean? And I have over 20 of their new intake here with us undergoing training....
Maybe they are firing and hiring or the downsizing is just for a particular segment.

New staff salary no go plenty reach old staff own

herald9:
you got one for me?

you well?

Gurgle:
Sir it's possible to have personal adornments without needing everybody to see it regularly.

It can be for your own enjoyment and that of your significant other

Please ask him about the thong and how its worn.
Babe i honestly dont know why youre indulging that fellow. if him no understand the s3xin3ss of ileke idi free am, na oyinbo him be.

Thing wey dey scatter my head right now as i just dey remember am.

Timoleon:
i was jus gon hold my tots till i saw ur posts....nigerians accrue so much powers to witches and the like...if they are as powerful as feared i see no reason why dey nid d waist bead. one person said its even possible dey twart one's destiny within the twinklin of an eye....why den does dat kind of person needs a waist beed?

If na so waist bead dey twart person destiny i suppose don lost tey tey.

I just remember Baraka too, as she hear me talk say i gbadun the ileke idi na so the babe go arrange the thing put for her waist...shet mehn!
...i gats make some calls abeg

Timoleon:
because ordinarily the waist is not a public property only opened to those whom av d pass to see her unclothedness. Also, decoration or fashion is not to satisfy the public, it is to satisfyyour feelings.

wetin you dey explain to this jew-man for?
If him no like am or understand am leave am!

Him dey see woman pant for public thong sef na for public dem dey wear am.

herald9:
The beads around a girl's waist is always beautiful... Though I haven't seen one.

Guy you dey miss ahswearrugod mehn!

ileke idi?
Ah Mogbe

If you sabi as the thing dey scatter my head if babe open wrapper and she tie am ehn?
Guy you should be jumping for joy.

I like those small one kai! i don die finish for here just remembering the thing.
Silifa omo ibadan yen own na small small beads like dis...God i miss dat girl.

Habibat na, as a soji ilorin girl, na gold chain she use do her own.kai! i don die. ol boy come see trouble the first time i see the thing against her dark skin as e hang for her waist.

As i dey remember am now...

shet mehn!

If anybody talk bad about ileke idi guy you never start anything na apprenticeship you still dey do.

See ehn after una finish the girl come stand up say she dey bathroom, when you see as the thing go hang for her waist ol boy na to follow am enter the bathroom for present continuous o.

Ramadan don finish sef all this ileke idi talk don cause one kain thing to enter my mind, where my phone?

adaksbullet:
brossshall I kill my noun? Who will update my nl acct

Dont worry about the NL account or any of your other accounts for that matter, just no allow the girl do you strong thing

Will the heat in Nigeria not kill this dog?

adaksbullet:
she snnap me last nait and divoice me these mourning...shall I beg her or kill my self


Advis

How could you make such a mistake?
my advice quickly kill yourself before the matter gets out of hand because the girl has a very bad plan for you and killing yourself is your best bet just like you asked.

jamex93:
Hahahahahaha


5mb b like 50kg of cement


Lwkmd

They said it weighs over a tonne.

50kg of cement is one tonne oga?

Captainswag225:
Buhari the daura liar, is dis how 1 naira will become 1 dollar? Smh na wa oo

US Dollar or Zimbabwean Dollar?
Nigerians are too eager without reading the fine print once they hear anything.

They promised 1Naira to 1 Dollar una no ask which of the dollars specifically?

chanji they wanted...chanji theyare getting!

RichDad1:
But dude is making money while you're here whining and hating.

This basket brain couldnt handle a simple beer parlour he opened near unilag gate. Joint closed up before his initial lease ran out now comes here to talk about someone running a whole country.

Abacha system na him fit this heediot.

Got a property in Jos cos someone sold this idea of how beautiful the place is. Bombing no allow me even see the land sell. it anybody mention Jos near me again ehn!?

justmag:
You really have to ask? Don't underestimate the power of excess fat in a relationship

One of my mechanics loves fat women gan o.
However, some men like me prefer lepa, so if you start getting fat somewhere along the line, na lepa i pay dowry for o

oladeledave:
be sure dat i wud not like to get into war of words with anyone here, cos i knw d actual response to give u.
so u can express ur sef lyk dis and you were saying unserious stuffs b4.
conclusively, i think you lack approach and manner of expression, you nid to work on that

Youre lying.
If you have anything logical and reasonable to justify your action you will say it and trade words with me.
I owe you absolutely nothing regarding my lack of approach and manner of expression in any way whatsoever.
Trust me you have no actual response to give jack.

You goofed.
I called it and you have no defense.
Join the topic and contribute in line with topic or gerara hia mehn! shii mehn!

francescainnoce:
undoubtedly, there are numerous creams for tightening the vag but then having known practically that these creams do have after effect, many women wouldn't wanna start tightening something after first or second child especially for those who wants more...
point is I do not believe truly that a loose vag would be responsible for a man to masturbate... he must like it to do so.

Na dis one go cause quarrel for here.
How can a man prefer masturbation to the real thing?
Unless sha o if dem dey worry am from village, then thats a totally different story. However most times women could be quite uncooperative. Telling a guy you have a headache when konji catches him is the height of wickedness ahswear.
All this Iran USA nuclear bomb threat is not half as powerful as when konji holds a guy. He now nears you, you say youre not in the mood or you have a headache

*silence*
*long silence*

You keep doing this he gets more Nos than yes' babe na to find alternative o.

The thing getting wide after child birth sha, is it not elastic? abi how?
Then there are other ways to get him to that point where he leaves his hand to rest and no need buying vaseline all the time na?

Sebi na unilever dey make vaseline? i suppose buy shares for that company o

oladeledave:
what is dis one saying

How does your post relate to the topic?
Please if you can answer. No be everybody need lesson teacher.
If you must advertise your school or whatever the hell it is create your own topic so people who are interested will click on it.

Coming in the middle of a post to advertise your jamb lesson or whatever the hell that sorry excuse youre advertising is in the middle of a topic like this
1. Is Rude
2. Shows me you clearly do not know what you are doing so why in Gods name should i waste my time coming to you when you clearly have shown me from your first point of contact that you lack direction?
3. Na you wise pass people who pay to actually advertise on NL abi?

...just asking.

Now you know what this one is saying
Do a research find out if your predecessors who follow this pattern like you actually get it right?

francescainnoce:
Thank God for Nairaland as I am able to learn from so many people and experiences.
I see most comment on the first and second page points to the fact that child birth and weight add might be the possible and likely reason thus my question...
Should we not give birth again? because we fear our PUUUC might be too open and chase our husband from having sex with us...
weight add could be controlled but defo a husband do not expect where a head and a body comes out from should be as close and tight like a concealed evaporated milk... obv there gonna be a huge difference...so?

Vag tightening cream babe.
Do research, that na why project dey carry point pass theory exam for school!