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sohans:
My sister,ur husband need a spiritual attentn if possible "Deliverance" bcoz He might av bn influenced/possessed by d demon of pornography nd dia father (devil) taking dt advantage 2 scatter ur home,beware pray nd take Hm 4 counselling dt ur marriage may stand such nd many more ar wt d devil use 2 scatter many home PRAY earnestly dt u shld nt fall prey.

Ghen ghen another one spotted!

ELEYINJUANU:
If you will hear me well, as a Christian your matter should not be bring here, which kind of advice you needed that can not be solve among Christian forum, why do you go to church, dont you have pastor? Well if my help is needed i can with experience, you can call or chart at whatsapp 08188537649.

seems you sef have your own issues. Hope sey you no be sunday school teacher with this type grammar wey you dey write?

Mout Zion Christain Ministry presents a Mike Bamiloye Movie

'Pornography from Hell'

Babe please dont listen to your husband o, as a man what does he know that he is say?
Mouth action ke?

Then the husband goes out gets mouth action from sister Jennifer in...abeg which other group dey church apart from usher and choir?
Anyway Sister Jennifer gives the husband mouth action, husband comes home with a smile on his face like Nairabet crashed on his behalf.

At night wife says let us pray to the lord before we sleep. Husband replies I am too tired, you pray on our behalf (oloshi he wants to reminisce on what happened earlier with sister Jennifer earlier in the church office)

Wife starts to get upset and cast out demons.

Husband gets angry, next morning wants to pack out of the house to go and start living with sister Jennifer.

Wife runs to senior Pastors house (Mike Bamiloye, sitting behind one big desk bigger than Obamas though with far less responsibilities - obviously) she narrates the whole thing to Pastor in that their funny way of talking only applicable to their movies like half Ghanaians pastor says let us pray, the devil is definitely at work in your marriage.

Is it the womans mouth now that is the devil
or the mans kokoro?

Meanwhile devil dey him own jeje o, nothing consign am with the mouth action but dem don implicate am.

If in the whole religiousness you and your husband fail to understand compromise and handling each others needs i wonder what both of you are doing married to each other and using Christianity as an excuse for stewpidity?

Na Indecency the guy dey watch you dey feel bad, sister Jennifer don enter equation now, wetin you go come do? I dont support porn, well maybe a little...shut up sef what is your business? But if you have been subjecting him to your rigidity alias Christianity or vice versa. The poor boy has to let off steam someway o sister, wetin be her name sef?

Meanwhile Pastor Mike Bamiloye wore an oversized green suit for his scene which pretty much where i knew the devil was in for it.

OluwaChinenyenwa:
LOL. When i call them infants in adult bodies, them go begin dey wag mouth!!
Tell me who rejects a food cause you must have disagreed with him on an issue and start sulking up like a baby? Hian!!



He knows how it goes now, if i ask the normal question of what he wants to eat or are you eating? And he ignores me cause of one yeye fight like that, na to carry myself go chop up alone!! . I will just take it that he isn't hungry yet!! [/font][/color]

My sister you are playing with fire. Big one for that matter.

You see whilst you're forming this, you're 100% certain one smallie somewhere isn't giving him all the attention you think you're forming by not giving him?

Eh

I'm a man o and I'm telling you that small oil in you're saying you're calling him blah blah blah will manifest then people will start running to meet Mumsi & mother in law that the boy is following another girl.

Issokay o.

You think when devil wants to enter a relationship it's when everything is ok he will enter abi?

kontinu you no get problem at all.

Let me let you in on a little secret. often times when we run around with these smallies we have a craving for attention that is often misconstrued as a craving for sex.

That's why most times after the sex most guys just turn to get rid of the girl. But if he has already scored a goal. babe step mother don enter equation be dat o.

Really what does it cost you to treat him like a king and make him feel like the most valuable person you can't live without ?

Beg him if you have to.

Have you noticed the difference between present day marriages and the ones our parents had?

This your forming if he's not ready to eat, seriously what's the upside to it?

OluwaChinenyenwa:
Hehehehheeh, you just don't know how it feels to have our sweeet African delicacies staring you in your face in the middle of nowhere, do you?
A proper African man will reject a one year Voucher of free Pizza delivery just to have a plate of Vegetable soup and Pounded yam!!


I remember when we had an issue, we were not talking to each other, my mum sent me some foodstuffs through someone that was coming around, and by foodstuffs i mean Stockfish, Driedfish, Grounded Cocoyam and co. In abundance not like i enjoy cooking with all these o, but i had to thank my stars and make Vegetable soup with stockfish!!

He forgot that we were even ignoring each other when he perceived the aroma of what i was eating figure out the rest


Cheating cause my man is ignoring me? I laugh!! There are many ways to kill a rat na
I have been together with him for as long as i can remember, cheating to get back at his tantrums will get my name into the guiness book of record for the most foolish person ever!!

I don't know other forms of retaliation for other ladies though!!


Men cheat cause its their right na
Lubbish!!

If you're not in Nigeria that can hold.

if you are ehn see there's this restaurant near IMB Abi what's the name of that glass house opposite what used to be bar beach? You want African dishes you go tire for the place.

Then ask any Nigerian man they all have this secret fettish for buka food trust me you don't want to know how many are all over the city of Lagos

Ebute Metta I hail o! Think there's even a thread on nairaland for favourite bukas...you go fear response.

The pizza is not for the guy or his main meal ( when buka never finish for Lagos?) How many guys do you see walking into dominoes or debonaires to get pizza for themselves? Na girls dey maga for that kind thing.

The pizza is to make the wife green with envy. let her form all she wants, unless she's never had a pizza in her life.

The cheating thing isn't retaliation, you miss the point.
The cheating na substitution. How do you want to go and start asking her to open leg when you're not in talking terms?
Women being what they are, she go use you clean ground.

instead *opens phone book, scrolls down to 's' checks for silifas number* "ello baby se o wa around?" sounds much easier to deal with.

Picture this you're married but in separate rooms. Eventually one person creeps into the others room for some hmm. Anyway wife gets preggers she's with the baby after delivery naturally of course.

Then the second child.

Maybe more or not.

Then the woman and the kids naturally form a bond. You're left to your sanctuary. Those kids grow old you're retired after paying school fees and all and they need to celebrate mummy birthday, she gets a G wagon as a birthday present.

On your birthday a text at 12.01 to say "Happy birthday to the best dad in the world"

Are you getting the picture or you need further clarification ?

MrsFixNaija:
:

In a series of photos posted on social media last week, Jackson declared that he has been living in the wrong body for as long as he can remember and finally decided to ‘open up to the world’. ‘Feeling like I have been living in the wrong body for as long as I can remember. Finally decided to open up to the word! ‪#‎Transitioning‬ #’ He posted on Facebook..

Off the top of my head I can't possibly think of anything uglier...and I've been to places.

so the guy does all these things and always brings you up to speed on everything?

rakish:
They have allowances yes but slashing 50percent of their salary is a great reduction of the total amount they will get as salary and allowance sum together. That alone is commendable also,i havnt come across any poltician(president and vice precisely) that decided to slash their salary this also make the present administration standout from the rest. Lets hope this is a sign of more good things to come.

story.
The allowances and the salary which one plenty pass?

And
Propaganda
Continues

OluwaChinenyenwa:
My man "used" to do that!! Any little fight, he will sleep on empty tummy..


The only thing that solved it was me making his favourite dish and serving meself alone.
Go to an African market, get the foodstuffs and come make my magic, when i'm done cooking i will just eat alone while he will be forming vex..

One day same thing occured, i was eating my food and ignored him, e be like better hunger don waya him, he just snatched my food and said you know you are wicked


The day he was gisting with my mum, he said he is the one always gon lose, him go bring money make i cook and he still wont eat it. LOL

The guy fall my hand. He should call Dominoes pizza order a size according to his belly with two cokes sit in front of the tv & watch supersports or action movies till he crashes.
When the money with the woman finishes lets see who will last longer with the ego tripping.

Usually this doesn't only come with not eating, not talking too follow join.

I'm doing research to find out if you have an affair during this period does it also qualify as cheating? cos I know that would be the next immediate line of retaliation from her. (Now you know the answer to the famous "why do men cheat"? question)

Me I dey gbadun the thing no be small, if she keeps the ego I keep my ego(cash).

Na wa o

ajebuter:
With all honesty, this old dude is just beginning to know the multi faceted problems of the oil sector and it is just dawning on him that its not a child's play.

I remember the old dude promisisng to remove subsidy and ensuring our 4 refineries are functional by June 2015

Nigerians have really been scam royally by APc and I think this old dude, although well-intentioned should just leave Matta for matias and remain favored in our history.

Youre too impatient June 2015 never reach lets wait till the fullness of time which also includes the real June 2015 in it not this fake one that passed last month.

God!

The hypocrisy and double 'mouthedness' of this man and his party has put serious fear in me.

How can one person be so double minded in his dealings?

To all those who voted for this man and every single lie he told, how intelligent do you feel right now?

This mans 'lieability' is off the the charts

change has come indeed.

Whats left?

All of una wey vote APC, thank you.
In the fullness of time it will be obvious to everyone there really was anything intelligent to offer other than being a noise making alarm raising opposition.

sad
...really sad.

...and with this it becomes obvious now that APC had nothing to offer other than act as an opposition with no alternate to the problems of the country.

We are aware PDP is an evil party, they are bad, they are corrupt, yes even PDP members mothers and their wives suck blood.
Fine.

APC was meant to steer the country in the right direction. So far it seems it was just a scheme to get dullardeen with Visa to keep visiting the united states.

These guys are experiencing a clear case of withdrawal symptoms from PDP not being there for them to attack like the toothless bingos they are.

SMH 4 APC
can a party be more clueless than this?

una wey vote for daftness oya over to you

vislabraye:
Lol.....that got me laughing. But on the other hand, I believe you should be careful when hiring a lawyer cos it could backfire. You could be victimised at the end of the day.

You see it's this kind of be careful thing that gave her the courage to try what she did ah swear. Believe me if you call lawyer enter the matter sue the company join for reckless endangerment, for not only exposing but also making such an animal your direct report.
The argument would be they should have carried out a psych evaluation to see if she was suitable for such a position. If dem make mistake allow the thing reach court get like one or two press men (no be you go dis o ask one of your guys so it doesn't start to look as if you're trying to deal with the company directly) they will call you to settle out of court.
Victimisation sha? after dem don sabi say you no dey slack for dealing with them. it won't happen oga.
Do it I swear. meanwhile I get share for the settlement o.

You fit even tie bandage for neck go work tomorrow. if anybody ask no fail to make dem no say na after madam slap you that night your neck begin pain you.

Guy if dull for these tips don't ever post anything on NL again in your life!

makaveli1:
Rubbish, scared beech ass motherfukaz. Aboki guys do this all their life with little or no benefit, here you are entitled to the truck after three yrs of prudent management and supervision. Risk or no risk our yung bloods join the military to keep our asses safe but little or none get remembered or get their entitlement after they fall in the field. Everything as i see am na 50/50 if u can't take it leave it and dont malign the young man who is only trying to give back when the chunk of your leaders would rather stash theirs abroad and lord themselves over you in the name of 'big man'.

Guy you gats chill out.
I'm certain you have a point you're trying to make however your delivery isn't helping in the least bit.

calm down, comport yourself then do this again this time calmly. please.

tunery004:
Thanks sir, that's the essence of any argument. But u barely get that from kids on NL, all they do is abuse and act as if they know it all. But have met some great minds on this thread sha. God bless everyone on whatever path we have chosen.

This guy has chopped all my credit o no be me give all the advice?

Lol

Serioisly, you have no idea how good it felt to actually have someone to argue with intelligently on Nairaland. it's a rarity and I am honored indeed to have had this privilege today.

Hope we meet again on some other issues.
God bless you too my brother

IDGAF:
Bros,its normal 4 politicians to play politics.Name one leader in world that made promises b4 elections and fulfil all? Jonathan? C'mon mehn.Let's be reasonable.You can't achieve all ur promises,unless u r a magician,which many of u see Buhari as.The man hasn't spent up 2 a hundred days in office yet he has achieved a lot,if u can't see d achievements,me I can,if u can't applaud his little achievements, is it when he turns water in2 wine u wud be impressed?

You see it's talk like this that ticks me off.
Did you see me ask him to turn water to wine? He made certain promises, all of you were shouting he's a man of integrity and change would occur.
Now to keep to this agreement you're playing mixed tape and claiming these things seriously put your self in my shoes and tell me what you think of yourself & all these things you just spewed up here ?

You're making excuses for a lackadaisical effort and all excuses should be acceptable meanwhile the same hand couldn't be dealt with GEJ.

Talk about double standards beyond measure. Next election everyone should please go out and vote for the candidate that offers free house, free car + petrol, no need to work and everyone would be credited with 50million per month just because he has the ability to run his mouth like a generator.

And his vice calls himself a pastor.

I spit on both their faces. Let that one continue going to America every week instead of him to say it was visa he needed.

The rest of you go to your rooms lie down and celebrate mediocrity albeit you were hoodwinked into it.

Rubbish

0lushola:
with that regards, then the both of 'em shld work things out to favour both party involve.. buh if things are n0t sorted out PROPERLY b4 they get married, i fear for their future and if that case shld c0me up, then we ar back to square 1 of my c0mment.. 100% of BAD MARRIAGE ain't BAD at the begining u kn0w? u get me nw.

Lol
Seriously think about it, theres really no marriage that doesnt have its fair share of issues. Even twins born of the same mother on the same day sometimes have altercations how much more two totally different individuals from different backgrounds?

Its about maturity, understanding & compromise.
Trust me certain things that would break up certain relationships could just pass off as just a shrug of the shoulders for others.

ramdris:
. Lolz. Guy I dey feel u too. No homo!

No wahala oya try settle with the guy abeg, him na confirm chop knuckle. ramdris no vex again with the guy.

trapQ:
can you shut the actual fvck up what were the Niger Delta militants fighting? they fought for the emancipation of the Niger Delta. and they never killed or bombed innocent people.

what are your BOKO boys fighting for?? initially they said it was for the islamisation of Nigeria, now they are clueless. bombing innocent people everyday. when Christians killed Muslims they never wore hijab and if they did it would've been banned too because unlike you people we have a proper sense of reasoning and are not beclouded by religion.

Na wa for you o
First you see the guy name shako you suppose fit profile which kain people dey get dat kain name
See grammer when him write how you take understand am na between you and God
You come expect person wey get this two points listed to fit talk sense during fasting when him blood sugar level dey low?

i tire for you o

Ifebazz:
Only the first part of your post is in order, Islam and tolerance? Dude find another thing to say. Cartoon from a faraway Europe country caused death of tens in Nigeria, you call that tolerance? Boko Haram bombed mosques in Jos, Muslims started burning churches, tolerance? Dude go boil beans abeg. The only difference between Islam and Boko Haram is the name. Islam is the only religion that defends their god rather than the other way round. That's NOT religious TOLERANCE.

Guy you go slow down concerning this guy ramdris him na confirm guy and i ready fight for am.
He speaks with a lot of sense and i no see wetin him write wey dey wrong. How you go say make him go boil beans during fasting?

I no like am o.

ramdris:
Whatever bro. I pray u or any member of ur family never experience what happens when these bombs goes off. Religion should come with common sense.

I dey gbadun dis guy no be small.

ramdris:
Lol! Thanks for the offer my brother but I don't take beer cos am a practicing muslim. However may God bless u more for wishing me well even without meeting me. Thanks a lot. Cheers!

Nooo i no go gree
wetin you dey drink?

Orijin?
Alomo?
Baddoo?
Baby okwu?
Agbo jedi?

Which one? i go must spoil you after fasting abeg. Just talk anyone all the above na root and herbs dem use do dem and herbs na from nature so one must dey alright for you na?

pet2ten:
the behavior is really tiring and cheap....its a clear sign she a wrong choice n more still its not like she keeps mine oh

carry am go Dubai leave am for dia carry una two ticket run come back she dey crase.

You sef you no try don't you know it's because you're not giving her real issues that she's behaving like dis?
You're probably a nice guy and she's trying to make her mark as being superior in the relationship by riding over you.
And you're playing to script.

It must not go down in history that she dumped you.

I'm sure youve never done same in all this while.

Here's what you do.

Get her back by every means possible.

Smash severely like your life depends on it.

Ask her to leave your room immediately after.

Hmn *touches tongue and points to the sky* if she no begin beg no follow me talk again.

But no gree for the begging o. No matter what cos na dia another f*ck up go happen.

She must leave

You dey hear me?

After that she will come back and beg saying it's not fair What you're doing.

You've gained back your territory

if you give silifa belle afterwards sef she fit para o but lai lai she no go threaten you with break up again.

you no sabi handle woman.

Freemanan:
DAGGER... TWO

Ah for fear.
Ah dey sure say you understand my reason for concern

You still be my guy (that did not quite sound the way i intended - awkward)

Freemanan:
The guy sick... I go stab them two....

Stab kwanu?
With wetin? Abeg no vex say i dey ask o. i jus wan know

IDGAF:
Nigerians ehn! Do u expect him 2 fulfil all these promises in a day?
How many days has he spent in office?
He met d country in a total mess,yet look at all what he has been able 2 achieve(Without ministers) in just a while!! Let's be reasonable mehn.Change is not a day's work.Be grateful 4 the little u can see.Afta did all these happen under Jonathan?

In the fullness of time i guess. So you still dey believe all dis things?
Guy!

Freemanan:
My guy hide oooo

I dey follow you..but wait o one guy talk say una go follow do party together if the thing happen?
*slows down begins to retrace steps*
Guy we go see na
*waves and runs*

veacea:
Just forget it. We won't accept such in our culture.

How many times Dullardeen don go America since after swearing in? You think sey na burger & diet pepsi him dey go chop for there ni?

Freemanan:

DEAR GUYS,


WE DON DIE..... MY A-HOLE IS UNDER THREAT...


SENATE PLEASE...

dis guy!