₦airaland Forum

Beamborla:
Chai! You need deliverance o...

As possessed as I'm according to the pastors and prophets and seers on this thread, I can tell you need deliverance but they can't.

Don't kill yourself o.
if something happen now the myopic people would conclude it was because of the beads but they won't realize that too much of everything is bad gan ni.


Kilode
Ma pa ara re o. Kpele kpele

Guy na something go kill person. Water sef as e pure reach dey kill.
If na waist beads kill me ol boy na return to where i come from na abi how you see am?

Me and myopic people no get relationship.

PS the babe don land o, shes eating rice now

Im going to be off the airwaves for a while.
and yes the beads are there first thing i confirmed at the door.

Happy weekend everyone

kenonze:
Safety is in Gods hand.
Mind u, PMB sees them as he sees u and i.
Mind u Emirate airline is used by some nations to convey their president.

Just last year in Kaduna, PMB bullet proof care was bombed in an attempt to kill him and halt his presidential ambition yet God rescued him.

Yet he wants to negotiate with the bombers? people who wanted to delete him ?
Photoshop bombing

Anyway an attack on Boko Haram should be seen as an attack on the North


...meanwhile oju yobo has been unusually quite lately. ce que c'est?

perryy:
Who are the assassins and the armed robbers? Are they not the same police? Who supply arm robbers with guns and bullets? Is it not the police? Let's hear word. Bunch of thieves.

Free the guy him no sabi as e dey go. presence of keypad no necessarily mean presence of brain.

adconline:
I demand that you receive common sense!

Amen to that!

azimibraun:
"Beating the Odds" education summit in DC. Wale came in becouse he is from the DC area and it was a program organised by Mitchell Obama for over 130 college students.

I smell nv

Autolord:
Kunu sipping monkey, burukutu sippig gorilla, gworo chewing terrorist. I keep hearing this on nairaland, somebody should please tell me the name of this man

First name: Daura
Last name: Dullard

UnknownT:
someone wanted to score cheap point with that news that it was released immediately without proof reading I said it on that thread

If we check well, the security report about scavengers looking for VIP houses to drop bombs may still be their usual propaganda stunts

Come to think of it, cos nothing is beneath this lot.
The other time dullardeen said his entourage was attacked but today finds cause to negotiate with the same people who 'almost killed' him then.

kennygee:
Wetin them dey talk wey dey sweet them so?
Are these VIPs better than the numerous lives already lost?

Therein my good friend lies the million dollar question. Guess its only VIP or VPs that should be protected from BH. Thought they said this man was a lawyer?

MuguliciousMUGU:
That was what happened to chima, chima wanted to sleep with all the girls from different tribes, he slept with fatima, he got tired and went to meet chioma, he tire, now went to meet sikiratu, she no gree for am, na God save am that day, the worst was when he met three calabar girls, O God, it was not funny that day, we started to hear noise from outside his room, he was shouting "please help, they are raping me ", for where, nobody help am atall, he won form superman.


But this guy is a learner sha, when it comes to bedmatics, then baba Obasanjo is the man for the job, imagine the second solomon himself, even 2face na learner

caption not essay
unilag protesters una dey see am?

ProfEinstein:
And why should she be allowed access to the VIP lounge, what makes her a VIP? Her clueless husband had the opportunity to fix this country yet nothing to show for it. This is the payback u get for being clueless.

Try a little to think things through before commenting. Remebering two things so far so good the one you're basing all your hopes on so far has no clear path towards anything yet just promises & probes.

secondly, one day he too will become ex-.

oh yeah...and for bonus, karma is a b!tch.

Beamborla:
Lols... mo Kere ju abi mo dagba ju





Those of you who think/believe I'm possessed, I have smth for you


Those of you who wants to see, I have this for you as well.

Bimbo nor do like dis nah!
sebi na jus picture? so i fit know your size in case i win dubai visa lottery make i sabi wetin i go send you from dia

StoneColdBiceps:
Now i dnt know wat her chain wearing around d waist line does but i do know dat its connected with water/jezebel spirits. Any woman dats possess do wear jewery in strange places-im not sounding judgemental. Also U dnt kno ur ancestors are d cause of a lot of backwardness and spiritual attacks, dats if u understand spirituality...most accessories dey wore are fetish, it bcomes culture and its passed frm generation to generation. U get d chain connection?

chisos
see as this guy use 'fact' support wetin no make sense at all

Tomiwaa:
we like it

God bless you my broda

CSTR2:
Yorubas are the largest Nigerian immigrants in the UK and hence make up 95% of the Nigerian criminal elements there.
The policy makes sense.
To catch a thief , you need to understand him.

How dem dey talk dat thing again?

[size=32pt]Gbamest!!![/size]

ERODEDEAST:
Remembered my Granny told me that one day Yorubas will rule this world




Eventually am beginning to see the light at the end of the tunnel.




ODUA NIMI TOKAN TOKAN

Na from police station dem dey rule the world abi?
issokay
carry on

remember sha self deceit is the worst form of deceit

tosyne2much:
Baba, person suppose dey utilize every opportunity oooo abi wetin u think?

I gree with you 100% baba sha no rush the babe too much o lol anyway mo jeri e.

wheesin:
retard ! How retardation market ?

For your mind now you don talk? your thought process does not require being engaged towards meaningful discussion...cos it just can't happen.

Pebcak:


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shet which kain rough play be dis? i swear id stop the truck driver chase this boy beat the devil out of him and make sure I meet his parents.

honeric01:
Me self wan learn o..

comot class don full
*closed door* *yells from back of door* go chemistry dept. space dey dat side.

BrainnewsNg:
Oh no! Its is a pity!!

you no suppose dey answer such people o

Freemanan:
And If she doesn't like it?

see door? Oya begin go for am be dat

Duru009:
Pls run for ur life. Thy have use that chain to gadge many men.
A girl recently confess in church
No responsible girl will tie chain in the name of fashion.

eesaylie
what's the name of the church? which service did the girl say all this?

unilorin law? get time dey post juvenile swag I'll check back second semester year 4, then I'll comment. I miss that their former vc

ArodewilliamsT:
yorumba cannibal, you forgot to mention "we South-South". Imbe

lol @ Imbe

Gurgle:
Excuse me?

honestly whats wrong with it

when I get the chance im going to wear some

our ancestors wore them as jewelry, we wear them when we are performing traditional dance

so what is the problem

Oh God
this girl leave all this people na.
as dem no sabi anything you no go free dem ?

leave ancestors me I dey here for you to appreciate the thing tire.
abeg send me pm once you arrange am for your waist abeg.

Beamborla:
I just tire for all these guys.

OP, it's very simple, leave her alone. Someone else who appreciates the beads or chain would come along.



BTW
when will we stop being myopic in our reasoning
May the gods have mercy.

I wear and I'm not possessed.

Babe I go begin follow you from today walahi
as you talk say you wear...oh boy I wan die for here so.

Forget the OP and his religious cohorts dem no sabi anything me I love you tori torun pelu ileke idi ti o wo.

herald9:


E be like say you dey explore northern babes... make dem catch. Na me go be first to comment that day.

story
I rape the girl? No
She gbadun the thing? yes

no issues

meanwhile dem no be northern anything I no want bomb near my house na yesterday I just manage buy split unit.

silifa na ibadan
habibat na Ilorin cutest and smallest and one hell of a vixen. This weekend go hot a.c. or no a.c. choi you suppose hear our convo not long ago when I ask am about the beads...this girl will not kill me.

barakat na from one town like dat for oyo state.

BornnAgainChild:
Tell them plus I feel its only people with ulterior motives that would be scared of it even if its spiritualm
Till date I wear a white multicolour bead on my right leg and and an orange chieftancy bead on my right hands.I see no biggie in it either ways

ooh which kain post be dis? i was waiting to read how you will describe the one on your waist joo. Wetin consign me with right leg and right hand?
pls modify abeg.

honeric01:
Tell me my history sir.

I want to know how in history is seen as decoration.

in my history, its used by women so their buttocks can shake freely and in a synchronized manner.

Waiting to read yours.

Na the thing history students dey learn be dis? ol boy eee! I don choose wrong course when I for be scholar for history dept.

herald9:
I don't think so. Too much cold. More reason I need her badly. I mean her.

I for say.
meanwhile mo sorry gan, all the ileke idi babes silifat, habibat and barakat I need dem pass you. if cold dey catch you go buy coffee na? sebi na coffee una dey sabi drink for that side

meanwhile how come all these girls names dey rhyme like dis ?

tosyne2much:
Oyah send me a pm lemme teach you how to do that

Tosyne2much na how to abuse she talk. no let am pass like dat. this one you don dey ask for pm so. eh!