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If this does not solve womans issue be sure that thunder doing press up everyone keeps talking about is headed your way!

hustla:


All these holy holy people
Them think say body na tree

Gerarahia mehn. shii mehn

Free dem an their holy holy life, if she give us her husband number make we interview the guy e for good.
I sha know sey na she cause the fvck up.

Meanwhile people wey dey form sey dem understand the guy grammer yesterday how una take do am? so so inaudible. Boya na there the guy change mouth na only God and dem know

Gegz:
C'mon guys. Are we still dwelling on the past? He has reinstated his assurances of ending this BH menace. Is it that some 'mere' Nigerians like me and you who have been made to be disunited by partisan politics don't pray that this issue come to an end? A prayer for GMB and Nigeria is a victory against BH. Brother, let's pray for Naija

You know when you're looking for a job, you send in a cv Abi?
Everything is based on what?
The past.

So please someone graduates with thirdy and comes to you and says rather...how you talk am sef? reinstates his assurances for first class, you will hire the person Abi?

please ehn tell me again what this thing you wrote is about cos I don't like people quoting me in an argument if they can't argue logically.

bigerboy200:
6 rounds?? And u think u are normal?? Hell no..Rush to synagogue for deliverance bro..

E get anything wey mouth no fit talk? you sef!

kingthreat:
Ask him what are his fantasies and try and help him out with them. Thats what he thinks of when he self-services

You don't think the guy must have been trying before but she no gree hear?

MRBrownJ:
let me be the bearer of bad news (please dont shoot the messenger):
i am sorry to tell you that there is very little you can do about the fact that you dont turn your husband ON any longer.
but here is how you need to look at this issue:
A) did you always satisfy your hubby's sexual needs in the past? did you have a healthy sex life in the past? do you even know what turns him on?!
B) pls go get nekkid in front of the mirror and look carefully, while asking yourself if you remotely resemble your old sexy self.
C) then ask yourself if you have always been the freak that your partner was seeking for in the bedroom... or better yet, what have you done all these years to spice your bedroom activities? if you think that you can revive something that you overlooked and dismissed for year, then the joke is on you. when its dead, its dead!
D) most importantly, your husband must be masturbating to something that turns him on.... so the question you should ask yourself IS:" do you remotely look as sexy as the women he masturbates to OR do you do the type of stuff that he enjoys watching while playing with himself?"

the fact that you would want him to stop doing it, without thinking or asking the important question, which is "WHY/HOW has it come this?", is the reason why you can never succeed in solving the issue....your answers are right in front of you.

Husband: Let's try this
Wife: No o I don't like it

Husband: ok let me out this here
Wife: why? what's the meaning of that?

Husband: oya out Your mouth here please I really like that
Wife: Mouth I use in praying to ...
Husband: But they didn't write it anywhere that if you do like that it will affect your prayers now
Wife: I don't care that's the way I want to do my thing Sebi it's my mouth?

*Husband starts to self service starts to enjoy it bones wife completely*

*Wife buys data comes on NL and creates posts like these*

Me: Gerarahia mehn. shii mehn. You should have listened from the start.

CNN’s Christiane Amanpour interviewed President Muhammadu Buhari yesterday.
During the interview President Buhari talked about his plans on tackling corruption, negotiating with Boko Haram to secure the release of the abducted Chibok schoolgirls, amongst other issues.
Below is the full transcript of the interview.
AMANPOUR: President Buhari, welcome back to the program.
BUHARI: Thank you.
AMANPOUR: Mr. President, you have asked the United States to help you in the fight against Boko Haram.
What exactly did you ask in this regard?
What do you need?
And what answer did the president, Obama, give you?
BUHARI: United States, leader of the G7, promised to do what they can to help Nigeria.
So we have brought our requirements in terms of training, equipping and intelligence gathering for Nigeria to be able to fight Boko Haram.
AMANPOUR: And you mentioned the economy and the falling in oil prices over the last many months.
How are you going to deal with that? Because that is really what your people want.
BUHARI: My people firstly, I believe, they want the security (ph) in the country to be stabilized so that normal life, both in the southern part of the country, where the militants are still sabotaging oil installations and kidnapping people and demanding ransom, and in the northeast of the country, where Boko Haram is still active.
This is the military occupation of Nigeria now and is the reality of (INAUDIBLE). Nothing will work until the country is secure.
AMANPOUR: But despite your vows to tackle Boko Haram, there are reports in your own country that there have been at least 400 deaths by that group since you became president.
Added to that, Amnesty International reports that your military has totally lost the credibility and trust of the people because of the systematic human rights abuses, the killing of some 8,000 people.
How do you expect your military to be able to go against Boko Haram, to get the trust of the people instead of being a platform for Boko Haram’s grievances?
BUHARI: Well, I have just mentioned that, under Lake Chad Basin Commission, we have agreed to form a multinational joint task force.
BUHARI: So whatever happened before that decision was taken, we have to allow further investigation to verify the question of human rights abuse.
And with that, I’m sure you must have known the decision taken by this government, the federal government of Nigeria, in changing the military command.
AMANPOUR: What about the girls, the famous Chibok girls, the 200 or so who were abducted so long ago?
Yet again there’s been a suggestion that the Boko Haram captors may trade them, may seek to trade them for incarcerated inmates, who they want to get out.
Is your government willing to trade those girls in that regard?
BUHARI: We have to be very careful about the credibility of various Boko Haram leaderships coming up and declaring that they can deliver. We have to be very careful indeed. And we are taking our time because we want to bring them safe back to their parents and to their school.
AMANPOUR: So are you in principle against or would you consider negotiating with Boko Haram if you can verify the credibility of those who approach you?
BUHARI: I cannot be (INAUDIBLE). I told you our main objective as a government is to secure those girls safe and sound back to their schools and rehabilitated them to go back to normal life. So if we are convinced that the leadership has presented itself can deliver those girls,
(INAUDIBLE) who will be (INAUDIBLE) negotiate what they want.
AMANPOUR: Let me ask you because, look, you came to power on a platform that you would do better than the previous president, in all regards: security, corruption, economy, et cetera.
But there have been hundreds of people killed since you’ve become president.
How can you do any better?
BUHARI: I think I have — I can be held to my promises for the next three and three-quarter years ahead of me. And I think (INAUDIBLE) also is too early for anybody to pass judgment on my campaign promises.
AMANPOUR: What about your campaign promise to root out corruption?
If they turned out that some of the guilty ones were members of your own party or your own associates, would you crack down on them, too?
BUHARI: I just have to. There isn’t going to be any party member or any personality that can escape justice.
AMANPOUR: Mr. President, are you disappointed that President Obama is yet again not going to Nigeria, the biggest and most economically powerful country in Africa?
BUHARI: Well, I wouldn’t say I was disappointed. But how I wished he will change his mind and go to Nigeria.
AMANPOUR: Did you ask him?
Did he say he would?
BUHARI: Well, I will ask him. I will send a formal invitation.
AMANPOUR: So finally, let me ask you about a previous African leader, a former African leader, the former dictator of Chad, Hissene Habre, who is being tried — or at least they’re trying to try him — in Senegal. And he’s refusing to cooperate.
Do you support that process of trying an accused African leader in Africa rather than at the International Criminal Court?
BUHARI: Justice is justice, whether it’s done in Africa or elsewhere in the world. The important thing is let justice be done, whatever evidence
the prosecution has in Senegal. I think they should — you should proceed to make it available to the world and prosecute him according to international law on human rights.
AMANPOUR: So you — so you support that process?
BUHARI: I support any process that is based on justice.
AMANPOUR: President Muhammadu Buhari of Nigeria, thank you for joining me from Washington today.
BUHARI: Thank you very much.

coutesy: www.today.ng/news/full-transcript-of-buharis-interview-with-cnns-christiane-amanpour-2/

chiedu7:
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Let Dansuki spill the beans on who are sponsoring Boko Haram.

They should face the Law

Meanwhile una GMB no want make them kill Boko Haram members
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https://i.imgur.com/l861tie.png?1


http://pointblanknews.com/pbn/exclusive/stop-killing-boko-haram-members-buhari-tells-fg/

Epic response to everything concerning BH & Daura President. Meanwhile he has carried himself to the US for what precisely? Does Obama not read this paper?

Amanpour was asking irrelevant questions yesterday, Wetin concern is with Chad and justice anywhere is justice?

Gegz:
Dnt try Buratai @BH.... That man's face doesn't look lik a forgiving one o.

An attack on Boko Haram is an attack on the North. lest we forget.

Mattkent:
I like the way u reason.

azzin ehn fish brain don dey survive outside water now.

kelvyn7:
Omo!!!
Tory don worwor be that ooo
d matter don wear trouser

without boxers for dat matter.
If dem fit scatter oga army family house like dis, Wetin come be our fate?

givan:
Though I condemn this attack, it still got me laughing hard. Just few days back I criticized the 'brag-statement' that was used by the Chief. It was so uncalled for. Instead of talking the Chief would have being acting. Now is the precaution.

Me I no understand why you dey condemn anything. You were right about everything else you wrote though. if he had focused on what he should have been doing rather than bragging maybe this could have been averted.
let's hope him eye go clear now

was it not the same guy playing with snake the other day like Indian person? belle dey pain me with laugh. see ehn go and get her more snakes na the work way dem give you be dat.

see what happens when you lose focus? you dey hangout with snake meanwhile BH dey survey your family house?

shit gets real for him now.

shaqhead:
Dexter right? Hahahaha I must have hit a raw nerve there! Anyway, what I told him still suffices to u. Son, its better to keep quiet and let us assume u r wise even though we kno d contrary!

i overestimated you.

shaqhead:
Son, At first it is questions were Preset
then
No..teleprompters could have been used to give answers!

Son, its better to keep quiet and let us assume u r wise even though we kno d contrary!

and this is your best attempt at trying to sound wise?
guess for a single digit IQ, you really outdid yourself this time.

cupidhero:
Obama is not a prime minister, i repeat Obama is not a prime minister!!!

It is not showing on CNN international.

No wonder I no see am

mscheew scam interview

I smell a rat
why wasn't this a face to face interview?

Teleprompters could have been used to give answers
by a team of people.
Meanwhile was it only justice is justice anywhere that was the only thing worthy of note in the whole interview the way everyone keeps saying it here?

dangotesmummy:
ok even when she's not in the mood she should be mumuishly submissive

calm down and read what I wrote again.

dangotesmummy:
so why are you now over emphasizing dowry as if na the net worth of bill Gates



so a wife should just be a robot because you paid her dowry

Not me, not saying that either but really women should learn to be a tad bit more submissive, even when not in the mood, there are ways you handle things, not coming off to show that youre one alagbara.

porka:
[size=13pt]It's actually SLAVERY![/size]

Good ol' plain stewpidity if you ask me

dangotesmummy:
how much did you pay sef?


did you buy her from her parents as a sex machine. If we now look at the so called dowry the things there no go pass 10k

10k o
2k o.
1Naira sef. na the amount dem call him pay. so that doesn't come in to play

6ty6ix:
38years old jobless guy living with his brother n chasing girls every where, you should find a way to take him for deliverance

Or just put poison in his food. one less piece of waste product.

sukkot:
far from it. the LORD has blessed me with great looks. which is why i try to fight for people who are bullied because they dont look a certain way

sorry you hear?
you'll soon be ok

tpiadotcom:
If oshiomole is an underdog, then what do you call the regular nigerian on the street who is wondering where their next meal is coming from?

You are so shallow, it sucks.


Did anyone call oshiomole ugly before he called for everybody's attention with what he did?

Like I said, I assume you are getting your own commission from Edo state?

I have advised you on the best way to handle this guy, you don't want to listen.
issokay o.

sukkot:
who me ? this the first or second time i ever meddled in osho matter. i just dont like people calling other human beings ugly. why would you do that to someone who has not offended you ? i mean if he has offended you then they deserve it but why yall picking on osho and he hasnt offended you ? does osho not have feelings ? does he not hurt ? does he not feel pain ? does he not cry ? is he not human ? did he choose his face when he was born ? it is my duty to correct or yab people who call other people ugly. you better make sure your picture is not on your profile if you call someone ugly cuz thats the first thing i am going to look at lol. i have seen situations where ugly people are calling other people ugly. then its my duty to remind them that they are ugly too lmao. lets just say i like fighting for the underdog and the weak

This guy must be ugly too

tpiadotcom:
Were you the alarena?


The way you keep jumping up anytime this topic is mentioned, makes me wonder if you are the houseboy to the woman.

Abi you dey collect commission from Edo state ni?

I tire for the guy o. However please for humanities sake he needs to be allowed to express himself. something about curative processes for r3tards. what you do, just ignore his rantings really, considering its quite Herculean for him to reason due to his single digit IQ

sukkot:
let me find out you are hoping obama can legalize gays in nigeria so you can marry your boyfriend. let me find out

even for your single digit IQ I'm certain even you can tell youre sounding really lame however you may continue to indulge yourself. r3tards after all are people too.

CFCfan:
But you can't take away the fact that he is too old for her. He should have been a father figure to her, instead of being her Bleep buddy

Eww

Look up for a second please. See that wall in front of you? what if I told you youd achieve better results talking to that wall in front rather that sorry excuse for a waste of space would you believe?

...it's the truth all the same

sukkot:
let me find out you are a pillow biter. let me find out.

careful etisalat bonus data doesn't last forever o think you should focus on those self help sites rather than loitering here looking for who to bait pretending to be what you're not.

komek:
In as much as I am not a fan of this govt because of the way they came to power, I will like to say that this Amanpour interview concerns me so much as a Nigerian.

Where is Femi Adesina and the Aboki who is the other mouth of Buhari? They should pls go to the background and supply him with answers and what is expected of him to say.

They should prepare him with the Answers to Acronyms like APC, INEC etc. They shud pls tell him he cannot stabilise the oil price. They should teach him the elementary Economics of making $1=N1.

They should pls tell him that there is nothing like West Germany. Please give him the names of world leaders in a piece of paper.

Amanpour should please ask him little questions that a senile person shud understand. Infact, I recommend the "mere commission' to go represent us their o. Cos that's the only thing I know he cud do, speak big English without actions. Nigerians need help before 7pm.

Or he could just claim malaria. that usually works for me. Thank God I still have fuel in the gen.
Then I have that Mobdro app on my phone. No way I'm missing this tonite.

Some fvck ups are best watched live being told won't do justice.

christianne vs. Muhammadu we demand a hashtag!

PunkyVeer:
I think she has a thing for Mrs Oshiomole. Girl crush things
Whatever the case is, she's NOT about to police my thoughts. Rubbish!

Of course she can't. personally I think she needs more help than we even think.
lol @ girl crush things...come to think of it you might be right you know?