₦airaland Forum

clubone0501:
wooden laminate flooring

How much per square meter pls installed in Lagos?

clubone0501:
What good will it do

Banks charge default charges and interest on said loans..so wetin be them problem. ..


they should not publish my name ooo..


kindly keep your orders coming

What type of flooring is this sir?

Vessi:
haters be asking what her success will do for us. We it gives us brighter hope that if they can make it, we too can.


proudly igbo. front page abeg.

I dey gbadun your post pieces!

smackimorn:
The water go spoil my weed na!

Smoke am like dolphin na one hand in the air above lagoon level.

Be innovative abi you be real ibo?

melomelo:
To ALL Igbos
Ambode is from Ondo state
JK is from Lagos state
JK we know
JK we trust
JK we want
JK we love
JK we fellow
JK we endorsed
JK we admire
JK we desire
JK our man
JK for Igbo pple
JK for ALL
Incorruptible JK
The man of his words
Tell them and show them that you can not die inside Lagoon
Tell them that na their family go die inside Lagoon
Vote JK in on Saturday and u will not regret it

Correct guy! Meanwhile no talk too much about the lagoon na We don begin map out as we go sell land for that side. Nna no come spoil show for here na.

Orijin101:
hehehe. . . abi na, experience is the best teacher

Welcome back she wasn't the same without you on NL

Built2last:
Aside the excessive audacity which breeds arrogance and pride with Igbos, This is the part i like about Igbos...Everything is business...let truth be told. Igbos are way ahead in business in Nigeria.

I entered Ladipo market one day and couldnt find one shop owned by a Yoruba man in the two hours i spent there. I think business is genetic for them. can you remember the ''my oga at the top stuff'' while some of us typed on the internet, Aba boys were thinking business. Mbaka spoke against GEJ, few days after, (Mbaka but why T. shirt was all over the market). They seem not interested in white collar jobs like every other tribe. If we have more entrepreneurs, the faster we come out of the corruption in public and civil service.

When i finished NYSC, i was retained in the bank with one Emeka boy..I remember during the interview, one of the panelists said, Emeka, you are supposed to be in Aba or Alaba, what are you doing here? the Igbo jokingly said, its capital am looking for..six years after, the Igbo boy resigned, we never knew he was combining banking with real estate business..on saturdays he was a house searching agent. he told me he sold two houses in Ikoyi and resigned...

Till i left the bank, his salary account was in millions...doing so well in business, the latest he told me last year was that, one of the panelists in that our interview is now his account officer...I just love the business part of them and maybe the way they adore their wives and children. They take family very seriously. Emeka is so wealthy and lavishes his wealth on his wife and 3 boys. Needless to say he inspired me into business and i am doing well too, but not anywhere near Emeka.

Throw them into the Lagoon and see the potentials of that water developed by them.

One sensible Yoruba boy! Thank you for being sincere here. Later some rascals will come and say they are accommodating themselves. Shey una don see am now?

Guy I pray for you with the spirit that guides and protects the ibo businessmen that your hustle will be Very successful. The rest of una can go and stand behind oba and be claiming it is our land and we are accomodating for there. Omo onile get various levels claim your own call am another name.

If I click on that link make I no pass jamb why can't you out the picture here you wan use us gain traffic bah?
Keep the picture. Na you and Chidinma sabi.

Orijin101:
lolz. . . you no serious

She talk say i dey use bolded words ooo, na why she dash me ban

For using bolded words? oh boy see gbege make I just kuku learn from your experience o

tolustx:

A post like urs is even d kinda things dat cuse tribal divisions among us.
1. Those guys are called Nigerians, not igbo people
2. A good luk @ dos pictures even tells one dat they were either born in d uk or they started reciding there from childhood. So they don't even rily reflect their Nigerian origin.
3. They are representing Britons, not Nigerians so we shud stop tribal sentiments abt what Nigerians are doing abroad.

Oga cool down with your opinion. Before realising this is the type that causes tribal division have you made any effort to talk to your fellow tribesmen or you don't see their lambasting all over NL of ibos and how they claim to be superior?

Even your oba threatened genocide on the tribe and you don't expect them to celebrate their own to run it in your faces?

Guy park well.
Swear to God that if these people were your tribe You people will allow us hear word. Meanwhile I heard they contacted too but got shenked. Choi! Now the ibos have done this its now that the thing is causing division. Abeg shift.

Orijin101:
weyrey, you no see say i dey ask of you now
aw far na?

Guy I been shock when I hear dem ban you. I for call but no credit and I don borrow before. Lol
How you dey na? Welcome back. Wetin you been do wey make dem ban you sef?

See ehn you need to call, no scratch that. Get both of yourselves to get into a very playful mood. Not necessarily having to take off your clothes (yet) the aim is to get him seriously relaxed. Then use style to make your concerns known to him, not in a judgemental manner or in a way you know could possibly crush his ego. I'm suspecting he has an issue with getting 'it' up and being the conservative he is its quite embarrassing so any day the thing make mistake stand that's the day he slams. Bhet e no suppose be like that.Person way get erectile dysfunction no dey fit cheat. Meanwhile for the next few days I need you to always wake up before him and watch while he wakes if his egg plant(according to Linda ikeji ) is at attention pls let me know even though I suspect otherwise.so I can know the next steps.

See why non tested is a huge risk? No problem sha.

Bellajay1:
absolute bullsh*t.......so traditional marriage no b marriage abi.....see hw Africans are being racist to themselves........I pity d dude sha....make e no b say na man him dey marry ooo

I swear e fit be man true true o.
If na me na too activate frustration mode and make sure I delay that church wedding, begin smash anyhow outside.make we see who go tire first. All these wicked babes wey dey town now. Na so one no gree him boyfriend of 6 Years to even kids am. Which kain winch peopo be dis for Gods sake?

khalebzy:
you don see God waka for main road bfor abi

Na true o so that means he doesn't exist abi?

StunningCEO:
Igbos.... ......always beating chest n lieing.....yiboe built lagos...but not true...Igbos only started coming to lagos like forty yrs ago.........even after ijaws......n...urhobos etc........ ....

anoda lie is Igbos r industrous people but truth be told....in the formal sectors...yoruba dominate...banking, multinationals, plcs...telecoms....media.....you onli see Igbos in informal sectors like prostitution...illegal drugs..kidnapping....spare parts.....ok they try in nollywood...but Igbos know how to lie to demselves...they even start believing their lies....already some Igbos r claming they won d civil war.....

dis is the reason why......a 12 yr old yiboe boy is already planning hot to run from yiboeland to Oshogbo n sell gala on d street....after...he will tell u that he is d landlord in Oshogbo...

Now compare the above listed to the agberos walking around aimlessly, heaven forbid your car breaks down on third mainland at night. When the people who come to 'assist' you arrive what tribe are they?

Now beat your chest with pride whilst raising your shoulders high and all your teeth sparkling saying these are your kith & kin and you couldn't be more proud.
Seriously selling gala in traffic or parts in ladipo is honest work ever heard the phrase dignity in labor? Dont allow sentiments cloud your reasoning guy we're in the 21st century. Tribalism is so jurassic.

PointB:
So why are you complaining about owning land in Igboland. If you can't afford it, stop whining! By the way, what the big deal about 'Access Bank' shares. In fact what's the big deal about bank shares?

You should read between the lines poster works with access bank. Target was set for them. If he doesn't meet up hes out da door. Any staff of access bank you meet now na only dis dem share matter dem dey peddle its become tiresome talking to them.

I really agree with Mark on this one. Unfortunately I don't know what to make of Nigerian politicians I think they take word party too literal in Nigerian context. Of democrats remain democrats and republicans same no matter what the head of the group says or does I think it makes for a more developed polity. This jollof rice mentality of politicking will get us no where that's even if things don't get worse. Quite frankly we don't have politicians in this country. Just a whole lotta pot bellied party crashers with absolutely no values looking for the next big plunder.

khalebzy:
oboy heaven and earth are two different places o

Abeg remind me which of the two wey God no dey.

VickyRotex:
No joor I stil dont agree...

This girl youre stubburn o, you sabi speak yoruba? i dey tell you wetin dey. Na the modern way of talking the thing be dat. babe chill and accept.

wunmi590:
Wow Begonia, if that's you on ur DP please I want you to contest for Mrs Nairaland. You are beuriful

and @Begonias heart melted.
Live update in our very before

whizqueen:
Send me your account number
So fvcking romantic n melts my heartheart

You don forget say God dey watch you abi? continue

ddeston:
And I asked her.
I keep treating you badly
And rarely have time for you
Why are you still hanging on.

Then she said its cause I love you
And cant explain how.

#we have been dating 4 years now

Best one yet! luv dis

Ewizard:
tear it.. baby tear it..
dat melted ma hrt..

lwkmd

crase man

wunmi590:
Whalai talai, I don shift for you make you sidon

Abeg i fit join una? These peopo dey thrill me gan

VickyRotex:
No... thats kelebe joor

Na the short form be dis na? You sef!

Like because and cos
or like and lyk

check am na

Edmanpumpin:
And TINUBU is the modern day AFONJA allowing BUHARI (ALIMI the Fulani) to rule.
In his very eyes, they both will perish Lagbara Eleduwa. Ase!!!!

and the people of the lord say?

[size=32pt]Amen[/size] *followed by wild jubilation and out of this world frenzy*

VickyRotex:
Yelz Omo Kwara!!!

Whatz kebe?

spit mixed with muccor usually generated from clearing of throat na

lekahm:
BUT WHY DON'T WE HAVE HAUSA'S IN KWARA NOW?

Guy if na you, you no go run back after you don understand as the guy take waka come? What would stop him tomorrow from turning on you too?

BTW no wonder ilorin people dey always para if ibadan guy approach their girls for marriage dey be like lai lai (lai mohammed too na ilorin abi?) but ilorin peeps be like you can never marry ibadan, ibadan bawo? The source of the issue is made manifest.
Abeg dem too no settle o. The war must go on forever leaving for many broken hearts between both towns.

Fairgodwin:
hahahahahahahahahaha........... this guy bad ooo

Guy check am na. The girl need confirm fvck up in a really bad way. If e fit even use more of him guys make dem follow am dey sing ojuju calabar for the girl back I support am. Stupid geh na kids dem talk she day form hard body like dis. I swear that girl is not an ordinary human being go check am well. 6 Years! 6 good years!!? Her papa. Guy if one no carry out this thing this weekend no come NL ever again. We dey wait result in Monday. Meanwhile Linda ikeji (tatafo) must carry the story on Monday...in fact this Sunday night. Thunder fire the girl and her smelly mouth.
Tufia!

Sunday night. Before dem begin drown ibo people dem. I never know if na alphabetical order or na local govt. by local govt. dem wan use drown us.

FLAWLES:
B!tch has mouth Odour;

Tinubu tinz

Fairgodwin:
Well, with all form of sincerity, I strongly believe that lady is seeing someone else. She is merely keeping him (your friend) as a 'distant' alternative. She has someone she is very serious with and she's just keeping your guy in case all other 'tangible' and 'viable' options fails.
Your friend is not really her type and she is not just [sexually or even physically] attracted to him in the least of ways.
And my advice? Let the bros call it quit and move on (except he's still hanging on and hoping to make sure he finally 'chop' her). And in order to save himself some pride, let him break up with her; in fact, let him make the break up so pronounced that the lady would feel (the heat) it.
Sincerely speaking, that lady doesn't have much respect for your friend. And that? is obvious enough, at least, from your narrations.
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Everytime, my friend, my friend. Una nor even dey ever admit sey na una. Na wa o.

I swear he should break up with her well well preferably in a public place like shoprite on a weekend or public holiday stewpid girl does she want to kill the poor boy? 6Years ?
Az in ehn break up with her dat kain break up that when she hears or sees anything that reminds her of him she will hiss and swear for him...but nothing will do him. The girl na winch

PointB:
Fair enough!
So stop complaining. We'll continue to enjoy the best of two worlds!

Plain & simple!