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Speed dial 1 on this thing better be to God personally not even his secretary or any angels and i better be able to reach him 247.

himkers:
If we avoid All these, what is now left for us to eat??

i wonder o

Unilorin fall my hand!

if not cos I sabi the school (small o) I for finish them here I can attest there are way many more finer girls than...wait o. E be like sey na last session I go there last o.

Unilorin students truly is this the finest stock in your stables now?

justwise:
its a requirement by law for supermarket like Tesco, Sainsbury's , Asda. Morrison etc to have restrooms, so you don't even need to buy stuff to be able to use them. Shopping malls also have free restrooms.

There are other budget supper markets you could shop in..pounds land. 99p shop. pound stretcher, lidl etc...these shops are pretty much within anybody's budget

I'm sure you're right after all you guys advised with the challenge of my visa then. feels alot like I'm distracting the purpose of the thread don't let me start with the 99p shop I went to in Brighton totally huge bag of potatoe chips 99p!
I have to travel every year though its new York I want to slam next.

once again God bless you & your team my good sir!

justwise:
there are many places in London where they don't charge you for using the toilet... St.Pancras station is one of them, supermarkets don't charge ....

The supermarkets? Dont even mention that please...not that im disputing what you said its just by the time you enter take Tescos in Manchester for example the size of the place...fully stocked with so much variety and such ridiculous prices. I saw Kelloggs cornflakes the really obscene size i think its 1kg for £2.90 theyre own family size soft drinks comes in 2litre bottles less than £2 Fanta orange, fanta cherry, fanta mixed something. Then coke classic, coke cherry,coke this, coke that, i think its indirect family planning sha cos men afterall this much variety and pricing omo jedi jedi must set in. Me that i thought i liked sausages...hmm i saw a whole aisle labelled sausages, that was were i almost blew a fuse. chicken suusages, beef sausages. this sausages that sausages all at stupid cheap prices, how do i see this and remember i actually came in to use the bathroom ehn?

justwise:
you sound very happy, glad you enjoyed it

You cant imagine how much!
Meanwhile hold money to pay each time you need to pee o from 20p to 50p depending on where you are, oyinbo no go let you use their toilet even at the filling stations and the coolness of the weather will put your bladder on overdrive, so ready, unless you dont want to go out!

Also bottled water of N50 here? arrange your £1.90 even though the water from the tap is safe to drink. Question will now be when out where to find tap?

Meanwhile cway dispenser water is now N400? Na wa o

this is a totally dumb thing to say, if with ordinary contact the thing can be transmitted does WHO have to tell us sex which involves seriously heavy contact can transmit it?

dumb post if ever i saw one!

To all the admins of this particular topic @vicustice @justwise and all i say a huge thank you! Just got in yesterday from the UK 2weeks plus and wow what an experience that was. i am truly grateful gan!

To all the others still going through the applications processes may your story be sweeter than mine o Amen, seriously guys listen to these people they know every single thing they are talking about!

God bless you all!

Back to Naija.. no light, no fuel, generator noise...see heat!

God help us

FLYFIRE:
HAHAHA.....U DEY MIND THE DORO-DULLARD

Lol @ doro-dullard

LatestTrend:
Startimes is better than Dstv

As in ehn can you imagine "Empire" is being shown on Fox for this amount meanwhile to start watching the really good stuff if I'm to call it that considering the number of times they repeat stuff I have to fork out over 9k?

Mbanu! If na Dstv oba wan throw for lagoon me I go support am.

Tomorrow morning me and Startimes office get appointment.
Meanwhile that poster wey say we can't continue using Dstv & Mtn despite the xenophobia in their country, you too correct abeg.

Plus10:
abeg go sidon u know road to rivers state...u dey south west dey type election didn't hold in rivers state

you dey mind am?

m1500:
How are the mighty fallen?? Gov. Amaechi used to be the darling of all but somewhere along the line he abandoned Rivers people and the state itself for trivialities that would have been better managed. Granted, there may be some skirmishes recorded in the State but the truth is that Rivers people have rejected Amaechi and anybody attached to him under any guise. That said, the tribunal will do its work but I believe that even if the election is annulled and re-contested free and fair; PDP will still carry the day.

Plain and simple!

solreb:
Bros, this is not about where one comes from but about justice and fairness. I have stayed in PHC for 21 yrs and I know that elections never held there. PDP had always been writing results like in other SS states. Now that there was a credible opposition in APC, which could wrestle power from PDP, hence the level of violence and poll rapes in both rivers and Akwa ibom ibom. SS and SE should begin to be as democratic as north and SW where you could get results at each polling booths as counted before the electorates.

In the northern states we have underaged almajiris thumbprinting for the APC, is this similar to your ideology of "credible" ?

Or that is the concept of being just and fair according to you?

You make it seem as if no the APC is a party of saints that never rigs and the PDP should just sit and fold arms.

Why the double standards oga?

Why?

emusmith:
It's all in the thread...

Used in sewing the material?

Ultimate001:
why do u advise against watching African Magic?

Makes you duller than a brass knob, that one.

Jorussia:
Using militants to intimidate voters,should be condemned by all well meaning Nigerians including you,expect you are a militant and a killer also.when i watched on STV how a guy was openly displaying a pistol and the policemen who were armed with riffles, i wept for rivers, By the grace of God that thug called wike will not last up to six months as governor of rivers.He is a threat to Nigeria's nascent democracy.

What if I said this same prayer for all your APC governors?

Hembelembe:
Go to d customary court, at d end of everything you'll get nothing less than #60.00 cheap thing, asking for refund of dowry.

Try and understand that its not the value of the money but what the money stands for.
As it is the young man still remains married the girl as long as the money is still with the father.This means he cannot get married to someone else.

Emenike should chill, give the old man some time. In fact form padi with am. Then see how he can ask the man to lend him some money a little above the value of the bride price so him no go suspect. One week later return the difference to the man with a note saying "oga i don collect my money o, na the difference on top be dis. Wishing you and your daughter a nice day!" Abi how you see am?

momo22:
Do u see your myopic sense of reasoning? What has my state go to do with the issue on ground? Mind u I am in support of anybody that will do good for the people, why do u people always expect Amaechi to support GEJ just because they are from the same region even when he has failed his people and Nigerians as a whole?

Just answer the questions oga. Theres a reason for everything in life ive even seen people say they like Buhari just because he has gap tooth. Pseudo lust being their thing, thats their problem. When the north was throwing support because he was their tribe you didnt talk. Yorubas followed suit because their tribesman was vice, you didnt talk If the people of Rivers state prefer Wike for whatever reason its their business. Mind you, your reasons for disproving wike borders just as much on the same sentiments as to why people prefer him. Now sir if youll please be reasonable allow Rivers state people express their own type of what you see as Folly.

Its not in our nature in the Niger Delta to act as sellouts on our own kind. Just like you did when you threw your support for whoever you did, trust me you had a reason of bias.

i dont know about you, but in our case being a sellout is frowned at...seriously.

momo22:
What makes him unpatriotic? Because he didn't support your clueless GEJ? When are we going to do away with my brother my brother politics.

Before you comment any further oga, please are you from Rivers state?
What state are you from please?
And your reason for supporting Amaechi is what again?

emmykk:
We are not surprise this is as expected from the unpatrotic son of Niger Delta.

1.Governor ameachi closed rivers state court for over one year even till date and now he want something that will linger to supreme court to help him..when he cant respect NJC decision of appointment of rivers state chief judge.

2.issues of jurisdition of the abuja tribunal will first of all be drag,before you know we are in may29.

3.after swearing in nyesom wike as governor the case may last for 4yrears for judgement.or u remember fayose winnings may be repeated

4.should the election be cancelled wike will be running for such seat from govt house.the contacts,the billions and the foot soldiers new caretakers guys wil be at his beck and call.

Conduct the election 10times wike will down dakuku,cause we hate you ameachi,we hate you ameachi.

We really really hate you Amaechi.

LogoDWhiz:
Trust when lost, can never be restored to its default state.

I'll advice u just give up on her.

Spot on!

In addition you said you love her but you could still cheat on her? Trust especially for someone like that girl is everything. You can't win this I'm sorry. Every time she remembers what you did it kicks in again. The only time she's happy with you is when the issue slips her mind but as soon as she remember? You're next to the devil in her mind.

Case in point see how you're feeling now that she's the one doing same.

Unfortunately no one really ever recovers from this. Even you, if she gives the impression she's forgiven you, you won't trust her again.

My advice to you? What really matters to you? Is it smashing? Or you really want to have someone to love?

RichDad1:
Well, going by their dressing, it's most likely the northern region or the middle belts. But in all fairness, not all the states from this regions are been controlled by the APC. For all we know, they might actually be working for PDP or any other opposition parties.

Yeah right and you think if they were for PDP the APC would not have been screaming their throats hoarse?

Ahmed0336:
WHAT A BRAVE WOMAN!!!!! I NEED HER TYPE AT HOME

You're into that type of thing?

Orijin101:
Like seriously, you dey shack sk?

seriously even sk no dey worry dis much.

Brugo:
Kindly give a link to a news site where he promised the return of the girls.

Check his blog (if he knows what that is)
so deep in your mind youre convinced what you wrote here is right?
seriously as in deep within you?

Start justifying lackadaisical attitude you hear? Double standards

Philadelphia:
Why don't you Google his name and yours to find out your standings where he is?

Just like me maybe hes afraid to see picture of notorious armed robber.

seunoni34:
Pained jona supporter

Your response answers the question abi? sebi you go soon begin write job application tests? kontinu

RichDad1:
Op, this your picture does not show anything indicating that the said voters are for APC. before you continue your ranting, which State is this?

Guy dont do like this now. Tomorrow you might try to post something that makes sense small would you like it if this post of is held against your thought process? Az in for your mind where do think this is? seriously its not good

If na PDP lose dem go call to congratulate the other party even with glaring proof of rigging like is obvious in most northern states.

APC lose like dis all hell is let lose.

Why?
Raking like castrated bingos will not change anything
How can you for the love of God possibly assume APC can win in Rivers or Akwa Ibom?
No, seriously. Even if you are not ok in the head must you believe everyone is like you?

This man nor dey tire? After now he will come and sey we should not expect miracle