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KidDarkness:
If kids here can call women above 30 evening newspapers then men above 30 should be evening magazines.
I always pray to God to give me a woman who I would love, love me back and give me peace of mind

I admire your stance, although I'm not up to the age you portray, I have the same values as you.

But seriously, what should keep a man from marrying if not for finances? Don't tell me you've not seen the special one yet because there are a lot of good girls having different values from what NL guys say. You just need to know where to look.

However.. What happens when you meet her finally and you find out that she has sampled in her earlier days.??

Na wa o. In Nigeria, money and influence trumps the constitution. Just forget it, nothing will ever be done.

Nonsense, after finding out that the story is fiction, you still want us to follow the blog to complete the story. You neva serious.

Encountered one yesterday. He gave me a lift and This guy wan dy feel my dick inside car o under the guise that he wants to feel it if it's big so that he can connect me to a woman I can straff for money.. Na later the guy come tell me say man parole dy o if I like.. As I shouted no o, the guy say make I forget, say na normal parole wia guys dy use ride car nowadays. Say everything na psychology. For my mind I say see this mumu, woman neva collect my destiny na man wan collect am abi?? I just allow the guy pass my company small before I told him to drop me before he go find me come later. He said I should send my dick pic to his WhatsApp later. I say no wahala, dropped, deleted his number before I enter work.

Guys forget all this flashy cars you see young guys driving upandan and you go dy depressed, some of them dy collect dick for hotels. Spits#

The first phone my parents bought for me was Nokia C1 for 5k and I desperately wanted to upgrade after a while. I went to work in a factory and I got like 8k. I contacted a friend of mine who swapped his phone for a better phone with some balance of course. He did it in Onitsha (Emeka offor plaza) and I pleaded with him to escort me. I paid our tfare and we got there, I picked up the model before Nokia navigator because of the sleekness and outstanding camera.

Priced 6k plus my Nokia C1.. I paid and immediately one guy told me about a fantastic anti-virus and I went to his shop. This guy scanned my phone and said my money was 3k plus. After bickering back and forth, he refused and seized my phone. Me and my friend couldn't say anything because the guy was huge. We looked like ants - we just finished SS3.. Las las after we cried and begged, one of his customers begged him and he left us stripping us of 2k and leaving us with our tfare.

After getting back from that horrible experience with much tears, I noticed that the screen of the phone was white but I was too happy to think anything negative. The phone fell down after some weeks and the screen went blank. I changed the screen with 2k. After a while, some keys stopped working, I fixed it with another 1.5k.. I ended up fixing keypad 3 times and changing the screen 2 times plus the batteries I bought to support it.

I ended up selling the phone for 3.5k... Lol...

That was the last day I bought anything like second hand, second leg, Belgium, Asian, Russian whatever phone from sellers. If no be new one with receipt, carry your wahala dy go.

This can happen in stories or abroad. But Nigeria? 0.001% chance...

sonofElElyon:
They are not books by moses.. Moses wrote 5 books Genesis - Deuteronomy.. These ones are occultic books that are used to summon demons..
They are referred to as books by moses in order to lure the unsuspecting..
Be warned!

Actually, you're right and wrong. You're wrong because Moses really wrote those books. He wrote them when he was being trained as a Prince of Egypt..... before he killed an Egyptian and ran away from Egypt., remember?

But you're right because Egyptians are occultic people, thus the books are occultic. One shouldn't dabble into the realm of the occult. Nothing good comes out.

frozen70:
What exactly do you expect members of this forum to do for you about this woman
This is an issue of your interest and need not to be on this platform

An Issue of her interest? See the way you're speaking authoritatively as if you speaking for everyone. The least you could have done if you can't help is to read and waka pass. Your type are something else.

zoputa:
If you want to show extreme love, look for the poor, crippled, sick and destitute, etc

Plenty sense.

Being a Christian shouldn't turn you to a simp also.

I think you should stop having premarital sex first. But as e be like this, instead of you to convince her to go see a doctor to avoid unnecessary issues in marriage, or end things with her if she's stubborn, you carry flash go insert for another laptop.

Continue to rub it outside you hear? Until one sharp guy go help you then you run to NL again and open thread.

Go and read her WhatsApp and Facebook messages. E get why.

Mumuric

[quote author=drake99 post=93550878][/quote]Just as there are girls whose achievement in life is their v@gina, so there are boys like you whose whole achievement is their sexual prowess. Foolish boy, I hope you remember this thread when you start having daughters.

I am the most insulted president but when I leave, you'll miss the freedom you enjoyed under me. QED.

Lol. You should be happy she started displaying her real character that would have surfaced if you marry her. Of course, she think say everything don balance since she has a child for you and you don't want a broken home.

My advice - talk to her heart to heart and give her a specific time frame in your heart for her to change. In fact, you should even withhold more money as this would show you how she'll behave during the hard times. She may even be a potential cheat - most materialistic females are.

Now if she doesn't change within your set time frame in your heart, my guy run o. Only make sure you provide enough for your daughter.. A home can never be productive with this kind of woman in the house. Value your peace of mind above everything.

BEDC should be the worst DISCO in Nigeria. Very incompetent and sluggish. We have been bitterly managing the 8hrs of light they give us a day in a central location in Asaba. If FG really meant well for it's citizens, they should be penalising these DISCOS heavily. My transformer spoilt and it took them one whole week to come check it, then boom they drive off saying that the wire that burnt will come from their head office in Benin and not from their branch office in Asaba. It's been up to a month now this foolish people aren't responding at all. After consistent calls to them, one CC agent called me asking me why I'm calling them consistently that they don't have our transformers as among their list of faulty ones. What nonsense I wish I can get that nonsense lady again to tell her word. Na only ladder dem sabi carry with their nonsense trucks. Their other customer care agents keep apologizing and keep forwarding messages to their so called appropriate quarters.

I work from home and it hasn't been funny buying an inflated petrol every day because of some wicked and lax people.
God will surely punish every hand involved in the poor electricity distribution in Nigeria. Nonsense!!

So I'll make this as short as I can but be warned that I may fail.

Last week Saturday, somewhere in Anambra State, the earth received the body of a young handsome smart medical student prematurely. What happened?

He loved this his girlfriend person to the core. Girlfriend was beautiful and all that...but quite saucy. She managed to isolate him from his friends that the dude always quarrelled with his guys because of her. A mutual friend told me that he started simping like this, following girls upandan from Secondary School. Imagine!! Chai

As corona progressed and dude and GF were waiting for it to finish so that they can go back to school, the girl broke up with him for whatever reason - those kinds of break up they initiate for no reason to go and explore then come back to lover boy. I'm sure she might have added a dose of her venomous tongue to the equation.

Dude became depressed... Instead of him to run back to his guys, let them use mouth to reset his corrupted feminine simped brain and put the normal files back, he decided that he was already too ostracised to go back to the alpha pack. He then took a sleeping pill to sleep for a while to overcome depression. That was how he slept to death breaking his Nurse Mother and siblings heart. He was the last born of his family.

Guess what? The news got to a mutual friend's Pastor and they used him to preach and raise prayer point on Sunday. Chai again.

Guess what again?? Friends saw the same girl in town with another guy at a location while the dude was in the mortuary. Triple Chai

Okay... Let's say she has a tiny bit of heart and she feels remorseful, how long do you think she'll mourn before she starts receiving another guy's seed while lifting up her holy legs to the ceiling??

WHO reveals that there are 10,000 patients to 1 doctor in Nigeria and one bright upcoming doctor just died for no reason.


O ye Simps, listen o - No matter how young you are, Correct your simping nature now before it kills you financially or physically. I don talk my own.

PS - I'm documenting this here because I know that they are so many kids (by age and by brain) on NL nowadays. Hopefully this meets them.

Regardless

Mehn.. Wish someone can help me out.

talktrue1234:
Which kind of dick is she enjoying for 3 years. She is having thoughts to stop seeing the guy and leave the shop but, she is one of those girls that can't stand on their decisions. She is expecting someone to convince her to leave the place but that can't be me

I'm not saying you should be foolish to start funding her schooling but how about you make a difference in her life by convincing her? Don't think you're better than the man if you waka pass.

What will you have done if she's a relative? Man make a difference without getting the honeypot for once. That's what humanity and whatever religion you practise is all about.