₦airaland Forum

SmartPolician:
Congratulations to those who are interested in traveling to the UAE. To date, I wonder why this lift is important because I have yet to understand the positive impact that country makes on Nigeria.

I want to go there on holiday.

anonymous1759:
I supported PMB when food importation was banned because I thought it’ll encourage our farmers but today these farmers are taking advantage of us after getting subsidized fertilizers and grant . it is now they remember that herders are disturbing them , and naira have crashed.

We’re not patriotic in Nigeria. I respect Adeshina but I’ve lost all my support to Nigeria farmers.
They complain that herders are disrupting them . It should be a thing of joy that they won’t need to stress again since importation will help bridge the gap.
the reason farmers complain is because they’ll loose out, meaning they’ve. Been exploiting.

I have never thought of it this way. I knew something was wrong somewhere. In essence, these farmers are getting the fertiliser and subsidy, yet not producing are in a way embezzling the funds. Naija problem na citizens walahi.

BoldBrainz:
Don't be foolish!

It's not "common ambulance", but a city-wide health emergency response system with a fleet of ambulances meant for the stated purpose. While it is understandable that you might be too brain-dead to grasp complex concepts, it is unforgiveable that you should rub your idiocy on the sensibilities of other right thinking humans.

And you wonder why these government don't do anything. Look at an improvement to health care that a nincompoop is calling "common", like his father could do it.

I know say e no go pass UK...yeye people.

WritterNg:
This UK need to collect small before this war end.


If Russia never bury at least 60m British people under radioactive ash, their body no go calm down.

Calm down, I deh live for this country jareh...😂 😂 😂 😂

lordally:
My life and standard of living generally is way way way much better than I was in Nigeria. There is sanity here. And sometimes, I walk home around 2am or 3am and I'm not scared of anyone robbing me.

Life as a student isn't easy here because we all know how we got here. So assuming I came here as a student who has paid all his/her tuition or on a work visa, I would have had more pleasurable experiences. Life as a student is stressful and tough. But that's the price to pay for immigration because you will definitely have to learn the ropes of your new society.

I'm doing a 1yr MSC program, so I just know that I'll go through some tough times for just 1yr and then after that... I can only go upward from there.

People tend to judge UK from the lenses of students who struggled to come here for studies. Because we tend to be the loudest. People who come here on a work visa don't make noise. UK has it's down sides but it's been a blessing to me even as a student. Then how much more if I came here on a work visa! As a student, I have been able to take care of my dad's medical bills...and this was something I couldn't do when I was in Nigeria.

When I hear @Tensazangetsu20 lambast the UK lol, I just laugh. He's always been a UK critic so I expect that from him sha. UK is good if you're willing to put in the work and if you come here with an open mind to relearn the job market because its different from 9ja.

Our problem is that Nigerian come here with the mindset of being the next big boy or big girl. But it takes work and time. I've been living here for 3yrs now, I can categorically tell you, it gets easier. However not in the way you expect it. You discover that jobs abound but only for people who have experience and can prove it. Care work isn't the place with Haven for students. Lots of other jobs are there undiscovered. Life is fast paced however you do get a breather when you go on holiday or on one. It is one hell of a place where efforts count and not nepotism.

Sexual intercourse is an interaction between two people. It is a way of exploring oneself and never a sin. Doing it right should be encouraged that is using protection from both pregnancy and transmittable diseases. I wonder what is the temptation in it. At the end of the day, you discover couples who are married and not compatible sexually. I recommend having sex with your significant other, it builds relationship regardless.

hopefulLandlord:
The Bible doesn't say much about what heaven is supposed to be like. Most of the claims about heaven are exaggerations of the Bible. The Bible says the Gates are made of pearl. What are the gates for? Are they made just as an excuse to irritate clams? Are the gates supposed to keep someone out or to keep souls from escaping?

it also says the streets are paved with gold but the only reason we actually like gold so much and we attach such values to it is because they are rare and difficult to extract. Gold is malleable and can be formed as needed for use in, among others, electronics, dentistry, medical tools, and the defense, aerospace, and automotive industries. Gold is durable and noncorrosive. However gold shouldn't be valuable at all in heaven unless we'd still need to use gold for those things in heaven too which actually makes heaven just another version of earth

The sales pitch for heaven is that there is only happiness and no sorrow. But it also says that many people's loved ones won't be there. Since they can't feel sorrow about that, are they ecstatic that their loved ones are being tortured forever? Either your memories are removed or your human empathy is removed. Is it really you that is left over once some parts of you have been removed?

If life matters to me now, it will always have mattered to me, even when I am gone. Death cannot change that.

Your best hope is to be locked in a gold cage with your memories of having an actual life being erased just so you can kiss ass for eternity.

Life is pleasant, death is serene. The transition might be troublesome but we all have to go through it. You shouldn't fear death so much. Heaven and hell are imaginary. You should reject the indoctrination. Life is much better that way.

To quote a friend: "Heaven's supposed to be this really great place, right? So how come a third of the angels got pissed off??"

This is a good read mate. The mystery behind all religions is FEAR. Demystify that and you discover its been a ponzi scheme all along. Humans don't want to take responsibility for their actions particularly Africans hence they look for whom to blame.

😂 😂 😂

WritterNg:
⚡In his first speech after being appointed Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Keir Starmer fully pledges allegiance to Ukraine and Zelensky.

Fûck!

LordAdam16:
Masoud favors appeasement. At least that's the sense I got from him on the campaign trail and in the debates.
If he was in Russian politics, we'd describe him as part of the fifth column Atlanticist bloc who want rapprochement with the West.

Jalili is the hardliner who'd have been more open to pushing for a nuke or doing whatever it took to establish deterrent.
But the downside of course is that he is a fundamentalist Islamist.

I think Masoud candidacy was a play by the Ayatollah to douse domestic tensions. Foreign policy is dictated by a broad coalition, so Masoud alone wouldn't for example be able to singlehandedly press pause on resurgent Iranian nuclear plans.

To wrap up, the complication in Iranian politics is that the folks who are most likely to be pro-nuke and pro-multipolarism are the ultras (the fundamentalists who want to dictate the nitty-gritty of social norms). And domestically that's a huge issue, because the cross-section of Iranians, like the Turks are very intelligent people who don't dig hardcore Arabic Islam.

For instance, hijab is not supposed to be a big deal, most would say it should be up to each practitioner. But the mullahs, like all religious figures around the world, want a more orthodox social paradigm, because that's the spring that feeds their power and influence. Unlike Turkey, whose current political system was founded by a moderate nationalist; Iran's current political system was founded by a fundamentalist Islamist.

So the folks who want more secularism in Iran tend to also hold the positions of or align themselves with those who are Western-facing. Iran needs a moderate nationalist; but the Guardian Council vets the candidates. So they can't have an Obi or Farage just wake up, move or found a political platform then run on that sh*t, ascribe independent power; then use that to force change and permutations amongst the establishment.

But we'll see. Politics a game of appearances. Maybe Masoud has said all the right things to get elected and would eventually become a Putin-lite. That said, odds are he will essentially be a slightly leftist Rouhani.

-Lord

I just want Iran to have that nuclear weapon

WriteerNg:
⚡Masoud Pezeshkian, the liberal Reformist & Azeri Turk candidate for the Islamic Republic of Iran presidential elections, wins the Presidential elections!

Following the vote count, Masoud Pezeshkian, the Reformist candidate, won the presidential elections in Iran. Mohsen Eslami, the official representative of Iran's electoral commission, announced the results after 100% of the electoral ballots were counted.

According to Eslami's statement on IRIB television channel, based on the processing of 30.530 million ballots, the reformist candidate, who has become the ninth president elected in the history of Iran, received 16.384 million votes, representing at least 53.6% of the total.

I'd like to read the background of this Masoud. Is he pro nuclear weapon or not? LordAdam16, Masterviolence, App....

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Some women should start accepting adoption

Or CS.

tensazangetsu20:
At all. I no dey crave am again.

😂 😂 OK. No wahala.

tensazangetsu20:
Since a while now. I have everything I want here in Chile no caps everything so I don't miss anything from Nigeria.

Swear say you no miss akpu...😂 😂

Gerrard59:
Okay. Good to read. Being in a temperate environment and having no sex can cause mental illness.

Walahi

Gerrard59:
Is it really that hard for Nigerian men in the UK? Their own don finish o.

The rest of your comment is very accurate.

Bro, it is not hard. I have dated a lot and guess what, all na white women, I even had a FWB, who wanted us to be committed, omo I discharge am. I know a lot of ugly looking guys both chubby and slim who are with beautiful white, mixed race and black British women. The problem of an average Nigerian is that he thinks money solves everything until he gets to a country where money is easy to come by.

tensazangetsu20:
I can't relate Sha. I hardly even crave Nigerian food anymore

Since when...😂 😂 😂 😂

ednut1:
Green card na your mate?

😂 😂 😂 😂 na those ones no go give you troubles sef.

I'm not impressed at all.

justwise:
Sure you can apply, open to everyone

OK. No worries.

justwise:
I will respect whoever you picked but some of those who showed interest here don't have what it takes, some have conflict of interest, they are likely going to use the position to advance their own interest. Some are trolls that will likely use the position to ban IDs they had issues with previously.

Only about two genuine characters i have seen so far.

I suggest you have a look at their profiles, , when they registered in nairaland, their ban logs and reason(s) why they were banned.

Make I apply, I fit help? 🌚🌚

Present!

WriteerNg:
⚡Plot twist.

What if these guys are supplying military equipment to achieve two things: make money off of it and to get Intel of the storage. You never know!

lastkingsman:
Na this kind people they carry person girlfriend/wife wholesale. Omo

😂 😂 😂 you don deh whyne me. I go pm you sha

lastkingsman:
Yeye man, na this kind lesson you go dey note. Onye Ara

😂 😂 😂

Eh... This one pass me na. Make I learn...😂 😂 😂 😂

winner37:
Unfortunately men don't understand sex among the difficult task on earth ,sex is not only having penetration and get released and relax...
Many men faild badly on sexual behaviors in a sense that having sex as if you are fighting no communication,no romance, no kissing, no fingering, no sucking if all this is absent during sex how on earth will you satisfied od pleasure a lady or woman?
Personal hygiene matters a lot , tell your spouse to have a lukewarm bath brush his or her teeth to avoid discomfort from mouth odor, wash his or her private part that was well shaved and give it a little roleon.
Engaging on a deeper romance which comprises of kissing, sucking, Play with nipples and boots and don't be scared of licking her is your own so if you don't lick her cunt who will do that for you? ..
Communicate by asking any new style today or what can we try new today? What do you like most I should be doing now ? Run on her with your dick let her screamed , kiss her neck, lick her ears, lick her stomach down to her cunt and see how she will die having your dick inside her wet pussy..

Sex is a very powerful tools in any given marriage

*** with pen and paper...

Lesson noted

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
People forget about SCO easily. Probably because it is not a warmongering military alliance.

Exactly.

Una don forget illuminati... Believing you guys made me miss out on good songs. Twats!

Lexusgs430:
Remember what they say about " once you go Dutch"......🤣

The load is lighter......😂🤣

Pots are available for every budget.......😜

It's actually once you go black.. 😂 😂

Lexusgs430:
Does God exist ........🤣😜

If he wants to exist, he is either all good or all powerful and can't be both.

Watcharena:
even without those big names a war between Iran and Israel will take place in Israel. All those proxies surrounding Israel will have a role to play

Just this little rendevouz with Gaza dealt a lot to the economy of Israel. Imagine what a war will do to them even with USA involvement.