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Politics / Re: 82 Boko Haram Fighters & Their Families Surrender To Army In Borno (Photos) by relaxandsmile: 5:48am On Feb 23, 2022
It is surrender and not repent. How can you say those those fighting and killing you and now surrender after you overpower them have repented?
Politics / Re: Aggrieved APC Leaders Set Up Plan B by relaxandsmile: 3:57pm On Feb 21, 2022
Aufbauh:
There's going to be a major implosion in the APC. It's not a prophecy but it is imminent.

There are so many aggrieved players holding unto strawl & bidding their time.

Buhari who's the unifying force is equally not helping matter cus of his nonchalant attitude towards intraparty affairs.
Just exactly what I wanted to type.

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Politics / Re: I Will Vote My Brother Come 2023, Cos Of His Pedigree. You Too Vote Your Broth by relaxandsmile: 5:22am On Feb 18, 2022
foryourmindlol:
If your only criteria for voting is that you want your brother to rule, why can't you simply push for division of Nigeria so that everybody can be voting their brothers in their separate country?

Why do we lump each other on ourselves and then fight for my brother to rule?

Do you know that Russia and USA are 80km far from each other (its unbelievable but Google it).

Will it make sense for Russia, USA, Canada and Mexico to merge together simply because of proximity and cause chaos on each other?

This is why Igbos are the only sensible people found in Nigeria. They already know that Nigeria cannot work. Other tribes either don't know this or simply don't care or like to pretend ignorance. Even if you pretend for 500 more years, you're dealing with yourself. Whenever you are ready, you will see progress.

Current Nigeria setup only allows for people with greatest nepotism available to be imposed. Nobody is talking about merit or development.

Nigerians are sense are like words and opposite
Exactly what I wanted to type. But I don't believe in 'the only tribe that have sense'. Use some reservation like, 'one of the most' or 'among the most' ,when making such a general statement.
Politics / Re: North Central To Produce APC Chair by relaxandsmile: 4:16pm On Feb 17, 2022
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The most disrespected? Where did the last senate president come from please [/quotle]

Remember how he emerged and how he drew all kind of anger from the power brokers to the point that he couldn't come back to the Senate?
Politics / Re: North Central To Produce APC Chair by relaxandsmile: 1:19pm On Feb 17, 2022
duro4chang:
Then what will be the fate of Yahaya Bello?
Apart from the fact that Yahaya Bello is inconsequential when it comes to National politics,the North Central is the most disrespected zone in this country. They have boundaries with the FCT and even indigenous to FCT but can not even be considered a senior minister of the Federal Capital. And now,not even a vice president is is going to be given to them in the next political arrangement.
Crime / Re: Abdulmalik Tanko Denies Killing Hanifa Abubakar by relaxandsmile: 6:07pm On Feb 14, 2022
thatsleepboy1:



Hello everyone, pls i need a little help, i need someone who will teach me how to drive manual vehicle very well. A brother needs help.

I stay at Yaba.

Thank you.
I wish it is Suleja in Niger State,I would have asked you to start tomorrow in my driving school (Malsulab Driving School).
Politics / Re: 35 And Moving Back Home For Another Headstart, How Wise? by relaxandsmile: 1:28pm On Feb 08, 2022
You have not done anything wrong. But Nigeria factor affected you. It is only by the Grace of God that a business survive in Nigeria.
Going home may also not be the best solution. What if you don't have parents to go back to?
Honestly,the hidden understanding that you have a place to fall back to might have affected you while planning.
Face it head on, you already have the experience, leverage on those experiences and see wonders.

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Politics / Re: El-Rufai: There Is No Phenomenon Like Repentant Terrorists, Bandits by relaxandsmile: 6:30am On Feb 02, 2022
INJUSTICE BREEDS INSECURITY.
NO GOVERNMENT CAN CONTINUE TO FIGHT IT'S CITIZENS AT ALL FRONTS.
THE BEST APPROACH IS TO ADDRESS THE ROOT CAUSE AND DIALOGUE.
THE MASSES ARE REALLY SUFFERING.
RELAX AND SMILE!

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Sports / Re: Senegal Vs Equatorial Guinea: AFCON 2021 Quarter-final (3 - 1) On 30th Jan 2022 by relaxandsmile: 4:55am On Jan 31, 2022
planetx:
Colonial mentality, fair color kee u there.
Honestly, the mentality is irritating. See brain washing. How can they categorize people as handsome just due to their skin color?
Politics / Re: Where Are The Activists As Leeches Declare For President by relaxandsmile: 3:59am On Jan 27, 2022
laiperi:


Usually clean politicians are not wealthy, even the wealthy ones are sponsored.

How many of us are willing to contribute out of the little we have to Activists that can make the country great. It is like sowing seeds that will later bear fruits. In our country, it's the other way round, people are waiting for politicians to pay them to vote.

You can still take their money and vote for Activist, instead.
This sounds great! But who will announce the winner? Who will appoint the judges to upturn the result?...
Nigeria system is damn bad.
Crime / Re: "I Thought Policeman Who Shot Me Was Joking When He Cocked His Gun" - Victim by relaxandsmile: 5:32am On Jan 23, 2022
LordVoldermort:
Surprised he didn't suddenly start blaming the fulani government for being so wicked and tribalist maybe he could also add a few Buhari insults...

He didn't even curse the police officer that shot him.
That is why you should know that the citizens like peace,but those in authority need violence to use it as a bait to loot.
Imagine if the other truck drivers decided to go violent, another security budget to loot.
I have said it times without numbers that the only means of looting by these uniform men in a democracy is to cause unrest.
If they eventually come to power today (God forbid) all these insecurities will end immediately, because there is now a free treasury in their hands.

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Politics / Re: Hanifa Abubakar: Buhari, Ganduje react to the murder of 5-year-old girl in Kano by relaxandsmile: 11:59pm On Jan 21, 2022
goodman5:
Useless man, na because na Muslim abi,
Not so! They only responded because it is viral. There are thousands of such cases happening here without a response from their dry hearts.
Some of the children kidnapped (from the Islamic school) in Tekina Niger State sometimes back are her age bracket. Did the federal government deem it necessary to send any delegation to the families?

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Politics / Re: APC Zones Chairmanship Seat To North-Central, Lists South-East For Secretary by relaxandsmile: 7:01am On Jan 19, 2022
That means these two zones have no chance for the presidential ticket in APC.
The most annoying thing is you will still see people from these same forgotten zones arguing with you if you want to point at these anomalies.

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Growing Campaign: Tinubu Camp Fumes Over Buhari’s Silence by relaxandsmile: 11:24am On Jan 16, 2022
The only dream of Buhari is to become President and that he has achieved. He don't care about any other thing.
If not,why has he not intervened in the crises rocking the APC since?
Let nobody think that he has their time. I bet it that he will not intervene at all.
And if care is not taken, what happened during the 2015 in the Senate chamber that produced Saraki will happen again in 2023 presidential election.

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Politics / Re: Lagos Hawker Receives Over ₦300,000 For Giving Money To Prison Inmates by relaxandsmile: 11:21am On Jan 16, 2022
It is not how much you have but how much you are willing to give.
God Bless you Boy.

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Politics / Re: Gunmen Tied My Hands, Made Me Watch As They Killed My Six Children One By One’ by relaxandsmile: 11:17am On Jan 16, 2022
The most annoying part is that the government don't even deem it fit to say pim any longer. Very shameless people.
God have mercy. Me that lost my little girl (one of my twins)of 11 months; it's been four years now,I have not gotten over it .

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Politics / Re: Lucky Irabor: With Bandits Now Declared Terrorists, We’ll Give Them Bloody Nose by relaxandsmile: 5:47am On Jan 11, 2022
They have killed your men,raided NDA. Please what other mandate have you been waiting for?

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Politics / Re: Turji, Zamfara Notorious Bandit, ‘relocates’ Amid Intense Air Strikes by relaxandsmile: 3:35am On Jan 08, 2022
inoki247:
lol he don relocate what happen to the Airforce also relocating nd giving him a good strike in iz new location....
Military intelligence is not gotten from newspapers. Let us respect these guys for once.

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Politics / Re: What Has Northern Groups Done About The Killings In The North ( Northerners Only by relaxandsmile: 3:29am On Jan 08, 2022
1. We have a lot of illiterates(English) who have no access to conventional social media for you to know that we are actually complaining.
2. We have been brainwashed by our religious leaders that everything that happens is from God and only Him can redeem it ,so we should rather pray for our leaders than castigate them (both religions are culpable) .
3. The elites sees the masses as slaves and therefore deploys maximum forces to deal with dissenting voices. Look at the Zaria massacre and the resent North is bleeding protest.
4. Most of us have been doing our faming and trading without even knowing the responsibilities of government to us. If not that our farming and trading is affected by insecurity now,no body would have cared about any other thing.
Politics / Re: How Is The Desert North More Populated Than The Tropical South? by relaxandsmile: 11:07am On Jan 05, 2022
Nawa ooo...
How desert dey determine the growth of human population for God's Sake?
Abi na fish you dey talk about?
Politics / Re: Army Is Bombing Women, Children & Cows While Bandits Hide In Caves-Gumi by relaxandsmile: 6:07am On Jan 05, 2022
'He who brings a termite infested woods invites lizards'- Igbos proverb.
Politics / Re: El-Rufai: We Should Carpet-Bomb The Forests And Replant The Trees After by relaxandsmile: 9:47am On Jan 04, 2022
thesicilian:

Yes.
Equip the military, especially the special forces with sophisticated weapons and updated training in antiterrorism tactics. This shouldn't take more than 3 to 6months. Then send them into forests to flush out the terrorists.
The terrorists will simply disguise as civilians and come back to the town to stay. After the exercise in the forest, they will go back. But if the forest ( their abode) is destroyed it will not be easy for them to stage a coordinated attacks for now. Before they begin to regroup to take over the forest when it grows, the locals would have occupied their lands back.
Remember we have allowed these people freedom into our forests for so long.
Politics / Re: El-Rufai: We Should Carpet-Bomb The Forests And Replant The Trees After by relaxandsmile: 6:05am On Jan 04, 2022
Kabongo1:
After promising to curtail insecurity in a number of months, we are at the point of insufficient boots. This is story for another day.

Will the carpet bombing extend to neighbouring countries? After bombing, and they come back, what next?
Do you have a better suggestion?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NCS Call Successful Candidates For Training- Be Informed by relaxandsmile: 4:31pm On Dec 30, 2021
TooMuchStuff:
..........Behind the Shape of the LIST.......
Musa Rago
Mohammad Wawa
Kabiru Nono
Adamu Sakarai
Rahinatu Karuwa
Abdullahi Saniya
Aishatu Durunwa
Ibrahim Burantashi
Lawal Daníska
Jummai Duwawu
Bashir Barawo
I didn't remember laughing so hard in recent times.

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Politics / Re: Malami: It’s Long I Heard About Attacks In Markets, Worship Places by relaxandsmile: 12:55pm On Dec 28, 2021
They are just reminding those terrorists of the places they need to attack next.
These terrorists only changed tactics. People who have the capacity to attack barracks and overrun it are the people you think can not attack all these soft places you mentioned?

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Politics / Re: Femi Adesina: 17 Months Enough To End Insecurity Before Buhari Leaves Office by relaxandsmile: 5:45am On Dec 28, 2021
The funny thing is that Nigerians will allow this man smooth access to journalism after all these nonsense he has been doing/saying, the same way Reuben Abati is now left alone to operate his Arise T.V after his stint in the presidential villa.

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Business / Re: FG To Shut Down Money Lending Businesses Over Violations by relaxandsmile: 7:49pm On Dec 27, 2021
When the conventional Banks with all our details have refused to give soft loans and the Federal Government is using NIRSAL MICRO FINANCE BANK to swindle the masses for a loan they don't give, why will we not patronize them?
They better go and look at the prices of basic commodities.
Very confused people.

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Politics / Re: Crush Boko Haram, ISWAP Terrorists Before 2023 - Buhari Tells Service Chiefs by relaxandsmile: 6:40pm On Dec 25, 2021
May God not let our fortune dwindle at the time we can't redeem it. See Buhari that was once revered in the North is now a complete shadow of himself.

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Celebrities / Re: Zazu Zeh Crooner, Portable Acquires A New Car (Photos) by relaxandsmile: 2:14pm On Dec 23, 2021
isaiah4life:
It seems like if you are normal in Nigeria you won't make it that big, but if you are abnormal or act abnormal, zoom, you will be cashing out.

Welcome to my country. Where morality is detested. The bane of my society.

Zazzu congrats sha. Na to do mad things oooo. I Dey Road dey come.
Very correct, especially lately. But you can never fake who you are not. Just be who you are. Your ways of life may not necessarily get you load of cash,but posterity will judge all of us accordingly.

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Culture / Re: Prophetess Naomi Silekunola Divorces Ooni Of Ife, Oba Adeyeye Ogunwusi by relaxandsmile: 12:31pm On Dec 23, 2021
As much as men want to be responsible,only women can make a marriage to work.
She has already dropped a heir to the throne and through that she is going to be the indirect future king of that house.
Watch this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZEf5JHJwtk

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Politics / Re: Ganduje: I’m Ready To Reconcile With Kwankwaso by relaxandsmile: 4:45am On Dec 23, 2021
inoki247:
him tenure go soon finish alaye don see say e go soon loose all d power wey him gt...


If you like reinstate the Emir wey u remove we sha know say afta ur tenure ur case file go open....
Exactly what I wanted to type.This is why I use to read comments before posting.

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