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Politics / Re: Old Age Comes With Wisdom, Is This Saying A Scam? by relaxandsmile: 2:37am On Dec 20, 2021
... instead,old age comes with experience, which can be used positively or negatively!

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Politics / Re: Bandit, Bello Turji Writes Letter To Zamfara, Nigerian Governments by relaxandsmile: 2:33am On Dec 20, 2021
Kriss216:
So, dead people now write letter? Wonderful.



I read with disdain how he keeps mentioning Allah.

Allah must be pleased that a terrorist is using his name to kill innocent and harmless people
So you no no say black man dey ascribe everything to God Almighty? We are very very cunning people.
Politics / Re: Plot By 2 Governors, 1 Ex-Governor To Destabilise North Uncovered by relaxandsmile: 2:11pm On Dec 18, 2021
Channel these intelligence gathering to stop their reasons for the planned 'destabilization', which is insecurity!

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Politics / Re: MURIC Blames Jonathan For Current Killings, Kidnapping In Northern Nigeria by relaxandsmile: 1:40pm On Dec 18, 2021
The only way a Muslim president can emerge from the southwest is when the North field a Christian candidate as deputy (which is most unlikely).
Except we want to go for Muslim Muslim ticket, which is not going to work in Nigeria.
This is what should concern Muric at the moment and not Jonathan which the North are already apologizing for voting him out.
Business / Re: Lady Gets N1.6M Job After Giving Plantain Of N400 To Someone For Free (Photos) by relaxandsmile: 1:07pm On Dec 18, 2021
[quote author=ValCon888 post=108595817]In this incredibly hard times, you're advertising
N1.6M credit alert on social media in a country where people kill for N50.
Sense is far from this woman.

She didn't think this way at all. She was just swayed by emotions. I have been a victim of this severally, thinking by telling someone about my achievement they will join me in celebration. Na lie! They will only increase their demand on you or collect it using any means possible. All men for themselves ooo.
Politics / Re: Buhari Postpones Visit To Ogun Indefinitely by relaxandsmile: 7:43am On Dec 18, 2021
The only reason is the backlash he received from the North for visiting Lagos(for a book launch) instead of Sokoto State where Bandits roasted people inside buses.
Imagine that Buhari can not freely move around in the North as usual- a place where he was worshipped.
May God not turn our end this way.

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Politics / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Menace Is Gradually Phasing Out In The South by relaxandsmile: 4:40pm On Dec 17, 2021
It is as a result of people in the South standing in unison against the menace.

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Politics / Re: Save Nigeria Movement Accuses Obasanjo Of Planning To Divide Nigeria by relaxandsmile: 5:22am On Dec 17, 2021
From this write-up, I have come to understand that knowing how to speak and write in English is not close to intelligence at all at all.
How can you say that someone is marshalling traditional rulers, former heads of State and other notable Nigerians to DIVIDE NIGERIA?
By marshalling these people,he should be seen as a true Nationalist.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Got A New Job Offer In Niger But I Need Some Help by relaxandsmile: 10:50am On Dec 15, 2021
yunqdady:

Oniyeye is a Yoruba word
Okay. It has a meaning too in Ebira. You know some words in Ebira Okene were taken from Yoruba language.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Got A New Job Offer In Niger But I Need Some Help by relaxandsmile: 4:37am On Dec 15, 2021
mfm04622:


Lol!!!!

What other way can you leave Minna?

oniyeye!!!
Oniyeye is an insult in my language (Ebira).
Comments on Nairaland sometimes can cause headache.

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Politics / Re: Violence Not Peculiar To Nigeria - Presidency Responds To Daily Trust Editorial by relaxandsmile: 3:30am On Dec 13, 2021
A government that massacred Nigerians in Zaria,the South-East, claiming to be looking for Nnamdi Kanu and across Nigeria during the Endsars protest is the same government that should have feelings for just '42' people massacred... the bandits are following on their footsteps.
A government that is taxing everything and increasing their services to the masses at the time of COVID-19 economic woes is the one people are expecting to control prices- the masses are only following on their footsteps.
A government that supported open grazing against a constitutional elected governors is the one you expect to tame the bandits- the bandits are just expressing their government support.
Common, nothing to gain from this plague of a government.

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Politics / Re: Life Has Lost Its Value Under Buhari’s Nigeria - Daily Trust Editorial by relaxandsmile: 3:13am On Dec 13, 2021
I am wondering how people still call Buhari to come and help. The call should be for him to step down.
Politics / Re: We Lost 193 Children, 23 Pregnant Women, Others In ‘zaria Massacre’– Shi’ites by relaxandsmile: 9:47am On Dec 11, 2021
The most annoying thing is the support that the government got from the majority of Muslims in the North who thought that they deserved to be massacred because of sectorial difference.
But the same masses are now protesting against killings by bandits.
A country where the government boastfully perpetuate massacre across the country,the bandits are marely following on their footsteps.
It is pathetic!
Politics / Re: Gumi: I Have Nothing With Bandits Anymore Since FG Has Declared Them Terrorists by relaxandsmile: 3:52am On Dec 09, 2021
ILoveDemMANNA:
Let's listen to dem MANNA,
THe people of TRUTH.
dem MANNA says the truth no matter what..
Great men and women dem.


As my role models and mentors (dem MANNA) has told us the whole truth about this man in the past, nothing new here.
I and other sensible Nigerians know the people supporting and enabling terrorism and killings in thus nation.
Terrible deaths awaits Gumi and his caucus as seen below,, planning how to turn the nation upside down if PMB wins election, which he did.
They will all never know peace in their lives.
And as for the online hypocrites supporting these terrorists, supporting all the deaths and killings, the dirty pigs that are always happy to read about the deaths of Nigerians, all of you will never grow old, you can never escape it.........

Let's listen to dem MANNA,
The people of TRUTH.

Can an ordinary civilian have power to create chaos against an all powerful commander in chief? Let us stop giving these leaders excuses for their incompetence.

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Politics / Re: Kemi Olunloyo: DJ Switch Lied About The "Lekki EndSARS Massacre" by relaxandsmile: 6:22am On Dec 03, 2021
1. Why did they switch off the light before the arrival of soldiers?
2. Why didn't Fashola present the CCTV camera he took from the scene?
3. How did they manage to make such a desperate protesters ran away all at once?
4. Why is it that the only people shouting no massacre are people that were not even there in the first place?
These and many more questions is what I keep asking myself.
Politics / Re: Nureini Jimoh's Chamber Sealed For Representing Shekarau APC Faction by relaxandsmile: 1:59pm On Dec 01, 2021
Government money is the major focus of the Northern elites. So they can kill themselves because of it, while leaving the masses to wallow in penury.

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Travel / Re: 20 Dead As Boat Carrying Schoolchildren, Others Capsizes In Kano by relaxandsmile: 1:56pm On Dec 01, 2021
Imagine asking the public for torchlight?!
Everyone is on their own in this country sha. If you wound yourself, you will be left to nurse it.
Be very careful.
Politics / Re: APC Splits As Faction Attacks Buhari, Sacks Buni, Names Audu As Chairman by relaxandsmile: 6:21pm On Nov 29, 2021
Very quick to use treasonable felony. A phrase they forgot when Jonathan was the president. Buhari is not a god please.

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Politics / Re: Bandit, Yellow Baba Arusa Who Led Sunday’s Attack On Kaduna-Abuja Road shot Dead by relaxandsmile: 4:28pm On Nov 26, 2021
Although some members of the police force are the ones spoiling the whole force...but on a general note the police is trying considering the obsolete weapons they are given.
Family / Re: I Am Growing Fond Of My Neighbors Husband by relaxandsmile: 3:00am On Nov 26, 2021
People sounds religiously emotional in this part of the world. Someone is seeking for advice about an innate feelings which anyone can fall for, some people are just yarning something else.
Op, the best thing to do is to desert them completely and try to increase the tempo of your relationship with your man.
Politics / Re: Farouk Yahaya: Army Will Engage In War Against Bandits by relaxandsmile: 8:42am On Nov 22, 2021
I don't know how war of this nature works in military circle anyway.
But my take is that is not as easy as they are saying in.
The bandits move around us as normal people. When they see you with your tanks, they simply drop their weapons and start to mingle with the general public,and when you are gone they pick up their weapons again.
So the war is supposed to be fought without noise.

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Has Scored His 1st Ligue1 Goal by relaxandsmile: 7:23am On Nov 21, 2021
Debate between Mercy and Ronaldo is baseless. They are both great. But since football is about competition, people tends to compare. Do that at professional level and not at emotional level.
#Relaxandsmile!

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Romance / Re: Any Lady That Belongs To Any Of These Groups Should Consider Polygamy (opinion) by relaxandsmile: 2:17pm On Nov 20, 2021
pocohantas:


K1 the Ultimate just married a mother of three. So who are you and your fellow Nairaland alfa males? Leftover indeed. undecided
I only replied to the way the op excluded young ladies. As if any man going into polygamy must choose from his list.
No woman is a leftover in the true sense of it.
Romance / Re: Any Lady That Belongs To Any Of These Groups Should Consider Polygamy (opinion) by relaxandsmile: 12:05pm On Nov 20, 2021
And you think the men that are going into polygamy are looking for left over? The notions you people have about polygamy is ...

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Career / Re: I Need Your Advice by relaxandsmile: 6:59pm On Nov 05, 2021

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Watch my video on monkey branching on youtube before you quit your present job.
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