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Politics / Re: They Beat And Burnt Her To Death For Blasphemy!(photo) by relaxandsmile: 8:08pm On May 12, 2022
NOwazobia:
I am now coming to terms with the saying that the only Muslim who is not a terrorist is a dead Muslim.

Thunder fire Muhammed where ever he is.

They are very lucky that it was not in the south, two or three people would have paid with their cursed life.

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I understand the anger. Honestly we are not all extremists. These actions of theirs is barbaric. I am seriously pained by it.
Politics / Re: Police Arrest Two Suspects Over Killing Of Female Student In Sokoto by relaxandsmile: 6:31pm On May 12, 2022
Meanwhile these idiots insults people of other faith everyday without remorse

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Politics / Re: Muslim Students Burnt Female Student Sokoto Over Blasphemy (Graphic Pics) by relaxandsmile: 4:25pm On May 12, 2022
Beasts

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Politics / Re: Ahmad Lawan Receives Nomination Forms by relaxandsmile: 5:41pm On May 09, 2022
Something is wrong with Nigeria. Time shall reveal all.
Politics / Re: APC Presidential Ticket: Panic In South As Northern Aspirants Plot Major Shocker by relaxandsmile: 3:46pm On May 07, 2022
And some of us from the North Central/minority tribes in the North who are liberal like to see a Southern candidate immerge to save us from the Greed of the Northern Oligarchs who doesn't give a shit about us . But seeing how disorganized the South is,we just have to resign to fate.
With the president arrangement, the North may simply retain power.
Politics / Re: Osinbajo’s Adeboye-Inspired RCCG Supremacist Bigotry Now Open - Farooq Kperogi by relaxandsmile: 10:04am On May 03, 2022
post=112473034:
A better Nigeria all around is all we want.

God bless Nigeria.

Meanwhile,
Nigerians, Wake Up.....
That would have been okay. But the power the president wield in Nigeria has rendered them too powerless to act.
Foreign Affairs / Re: CIA Asks Russians To Contact Them On Dark Net Over Putin by relaxandsmile: 7:01pm On May 02, 2022
Anyone who thinks that America likes them more than their president should go and ask Libyans.

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Politics / Re: Amaechi, Malami, Others Weigh Five Alternatives To Resignation by relaxandsmile: 10:28am On May 01, 2022
These are the people ruling us. They know if they resigned another set of cabal will emerge which may pose a great disadvantage to them.
Politics / Re: What Did Buhari Achieve With Twitter Ban And Border Closure? by relaxandsmile: 5:12pm On Apr 26, 2022
The man just gambled with policies. That's all.

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Politics / Re: 2023: Stone Me If I Fail... Youngest Aspirant In Ihitte/uboma State Constituency by relaxandsmile: 4:53am On Apr 26, 2022
Why do politicians talk about stoning? Do they take see us as hoodlums?
Politics / Re: Moment Nigerian Customs Reopened Idiroko Border by relaxandsmile: 4:51am On Apr 26, 2022
What have they gained now for doing all these?
On another note,if you ever have any encounter with all these paramilitary agencies, you will come across frustration first hand.
Road Safety, Custom, Immigration etc
Politics / Re: The North Has Settled For Jonathan As President In 2023: Arewa Group by relaxandsmile: 4:42am On Apr 26, 2022
And use what to campaign for him after using everything to remove him from power?
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Terrorist Are Either Stupid Or Don't Know God - Buhari by relaxandsmile: 6:05am On Apr 25, 2022
And the person who call them repentant is what?
Politics / Re: Professors Endorse Osinbajo For 2023 Presidential Race by relaxandsmile: 3:53pm On Apr 22, 2022
Professors were revered in Nigeria before until Maurice Iwu,Jega and co started pronouncing scripted election results to our bewilderment.
Relax and Smile.
Politics / Re: Flash: Security Has Improved, 7yrs Ago Nigerians Couldn't Attend Worship Centres by relaxandsmile: 3:47pm On Apr 22, 2022
You are telling the terrorist where to take their evils to again. Worship centres that was attacked then and barracks that are constantly being attacked now, which one is more fortified?

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Politics / Re: Ndi Buhari Anointing, How Far? by relaxandsmile: 8:22am On Apr 21, 2022
ityP:



This is the problem with Tinubu urchins. You celebrate too early. Same celebration we heard here when you people were seeing news that Buhari doesn't have any preferred candidate for the convention. People were buying forms and it elevated the mood in Tinubu's camp. You people celebrated like fools, only to hear two days before the primaries that Buhari has insisted on consensus. Y'all then went mute. Same thing happened when Buni was supposedly removed as chairman. Y'all celebrated like ewus. Player never score goal, e dey celebrate. Y'all are now celebrating Indirect primaries (something that hasn't been decided yet). Same you people were crying when Buhari insisted that indirect primaries must be added to the Electoral Act. Lmao. I'm eagerly waiting for June 1st. You think Buhari went through all he went through to impose Adamu, only for his candidate to lose out of presidential ticket? grin grin Una eyes go clear.
VALID POINTS

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Romance / Re: The Silent Pain Of The Husband by relaxandsmile: 5:03pm On Apr 17, 2022
Since men have decided to leave reality for illusion, they will continue to be at the receiving end. FOLLOW THE LINE OF A HAUSA MAN WHEN DEALING WITH AN ABUSIVE WOMAN and be happy with your life oh men.
Incase you don't know the way of a Hausa man, it is SEKI (Divorce) straight away.
If a woman knows you can tow that path anytime in your relationship, she will think twice.
How can you toil so hard to build a home and someone is making it a nightmare for you?!

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Politics / Re: Jolly Nyame Gets Presidential Pardon From Nigerian Council Of State by relaxandsmile: 7:48pm On Apr 14, 2022
Security agencies catch Terrorists, you pardon them, judges sentence criminals, you pardon them; which kain person be this?

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Politics / Re: Insecurity: Bandits, Boko Haram Have Joined Forces, Says FG by relaxandsmile: 7:45pm On Apr 13, 2022
Congratulations for winning the championship of incompetency.
Romance / Re: I'm Crushing Or Liking My Reverend, What Can I Do? by relaxandsmile: 5:27am On Apr 10, 2022
AntiMen:


How?
These feelings just shows that you are first a natural being before rules and regulations are written through religion and culture.
Just try to avoid going to that church. You can give your husband any kind of reasons that you think is appropriate.
The best way to stop lusting on someone is to stay away from the person.

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Commander Surrendered To Troops In Borno – DHQ by relaxandsmile: 3:55am On Apr 08, 2022
How do you call someone who runs out of bullet repentant? I have since understood that the military are indirectly staying in power by refusing to end insecurity in the country.
Politics / Re: Real Reason Sheikh Khalid Was Sacked - Farooq Kperogi by relaxandsmile: 7:37pm On Apr 06, 2022
Urbanchampion:
Fool, always having a say on every matter. He ended up not saying anything reasonable here. He emphasised on an error that could have been a mere typographic. Today, I treated 3 letters and I repeatedly wrote " 4th March" instead of "4th April" it was a Cirp member, not even my Supervisor that noticed the error. In a small mind like that of this buffoon, I dey obsessed with March be that?
It's usually a problem for an aboki to go to school.
Completely on the same page with you.I am his ardent follower,but this article holds to water at all!
Politics / Re: Sheikh Nuru Khalid Gets New Appointment As Iman Of A New Jum'mat Mosque by relaxandsmile: 9:50am On Apr 05, 2022
ignis:
I hope Buhari won't send DSS or EFCC to go after him.
You took it from my mouth.

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Politics / Re: Sheikh Nuru Khalid Suspended For Criticising Buhari Over Kaduna Train Attack by relaxandsmile: 7:27pm On Apr 03, 2022
JosephXavier:
This just made me to realise that their are some good Muslims out there who cannot chide away from telling the truth

If you relate with those Muslims in Abuja and North Central part of Nigeria, especially those ones that are literate, you'll find out that they are totally different from those ones from far North

Those Muslims from far North are more religious extremists

But you see those ones from South West, they cannot be trusted ever, because they are neither there nor here
And their Christians too are detribalize Nigerians. Hardly will you see an entire family without people from the two major religions
Politics / Re: Insecurity: Buhari’s Govt Overwhelmed But Nigerians Must Not Give Up – Obasanjo by relaxandsmile: 7:16pm On Apr 03, 2022
LeoDeKing:

Who be Ugochukwu Williams again going to disturb baba obj with an ambition he himself knows is very useless? What should obj do for him? Is it that there is no elder statesman in his village worthy of consulting? undecided

Nigerians are talking about electing their president, rats, cockroaches, agama lizards, rabbits will be going about disturbing the public. angry

Imagine rats and lizards like Yahaya Bello, Peter Obi, Ken Nnamani, rochas Okorocha and this clown that call himself Ugochukwu Williams.
I agree with the rest except the insults and name calling.
Politics / Re: Why Nigeria Needs To Elect An Igbo President In 2023 - By Farooq A. Kperogi by relaxandsmile: 3:46pm On Apr 02, 2022
Oshodipikin:
A reply to Mr. Kperogi




Don't let your rejoinder to be longer than an article please.

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Politics / Re: Why Nigeria Needs To Elect An Igbo President In 2023 - By Farooq A. Kperogi by relaxandsmile: 3:41pm On Apr 02, 2022
jerseyboy:
This statement here proves this Farooq is a fraud: "When constitutional rule was restored in 1999" because clearly the 1999 constitution is a forgery. He is an agent of Islamic hegemony who realizing the imminence of Nigeria's break-up simply wants to buy time for the Northern agenda.
This is taqiyya.
May be you are referring to someone else.
Crime / Re: Horror: Woman Burnt Alive By Husband After Return From UK By Husband by relaxandsmile: 5:34am On Apr 02, 2022
Paramountguy:
Bad news everyday. I am tired of all these bad news I read everyday on this platform. It's high time I erased Nairaland from my memory.
Tinubu this, gunshot that, IPOB there, Afonja here, Bandits everywhere, Buhari failure, Arewa forming owner of Nigeria, etc. Nothing positive. Unfortunate country.
All Media outlets feeds on gossips and bad News. Good News don't spread. That is why I like YouTube,the algorithm is set to suggest your usual clicks each time you open it.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Army Reacts To Video Of A Soldier Purportedly Abandoned By Colleagues by relaxandsmile: 10:37am On Apr 01, 2022
Tycyborg:


Chairman its not true... If you are in the military and you are scared or left alone, you cant be standing upright and making a video in an hustle environment... Secondly your mates ran away and you were left like soldiers dont communicate about when to fall back or advance in as much as they are in a group formation and they will also radio other groups as well if they are over powered its a natural thing for them before they can do anything else... You all love conspiracy theory when something is clear and i wonder why this country remains like this... The so people we called leaders are the extension of us the citizen and they citizen is what we call a country and if citizens are stupid even 5000 obamas cant make such country right...
Thank you
Your assertion is based on speculation. We all watched a video and you are still saying something else.
Politics / Re: Military Refuses To Bomb Bandits’ Hideout – El-rufai by relaxandsmile: 8:24am On Apr 01, 2022
Two things.:
1. Either the commander in chief has not given the order
Or
2. The military are cashing out big time from the war, hence the need to slow their operations in other to prolong the war and continue to milk the nation through bogus security budget.

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Army Reacts To Video Of A Soldier Purportedly Abandoned By Colleagues by relaxandsmile: 4:22am On Apr 01, 2022
zikter:
Are you not saying the same thing with their statement? Na the fear make him run before na.
Not the same thing! He said his colleagues ran away and left him alone to be devoured by the enemies. The army is saying that he ran away from his colleagues out of cowardice.
Which of these two statements depicts the truth if you watch the video?
Politics / Re: Nigerian Army Reacts To Video Of A Soldier Purportedly Abandoned By Colleagues by relaxandsmile: 5:31pm On Mar 31, 2022
Fahdiga:
I knew something was fishy when he claimed his colleagues abandoned him and ran away. How can everyone will be running and only you will remain without joining them to escape. The soldier is in for a hot treatment
You should go and watch that video again and see the fear in his face. Don't believe in these army that will rather protect their image than protect the country.

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