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Politics / Re: Federal Gov’t Denies Bailing Peter Obi Out Of Detention In UK by relaxandsmile: 3:36am On Apr 14, 2023
Massiveglory:
The fake news and pics was put out by the unfortunate pa to the president, bashir ahmad and adamu garba , two of the most foolish , brainless and hopeless youths in Nigeria since October 1, 1960. And was spread by children of baba druggie and forgery .

Pic 1- fake
Pic 2,3&4- manipulated pics
The unfortunate things is that, they don't understand that one obvious lie can destroy someone's reputation if they even have any.
Politics / Re: Was Peter Obi Deported After UK Detention? by relaxandsmile: 5:41am On Apr 13, 2023
When Wole Soyinka joined the bandwagon of defending ethnic candidate, it was then I gave up that Nigerias are Irredeemable BIGOTS! What nonsense are they using to distract us up and down, even after campaign is over.
Take your case to court and stop disturbing our peace. At least Obi took Tinubu to court on drug related matters. If you have evidence, do same against him.
The same tribe that kept their media houses silent on Buhari all through because they want to succeed him.

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Family / Re: Frustrated With My Wife by relaxandsmile: 4:19am On Apr 11, 2023
Black man, born polygamist chooses the monogamous Western lifestyle and turns back to be confused. Divorce and polygamy keeps women in check and makes men fulfilled! Any woman who knows that you can divorce her or marry another woman will be very careful the way they handle you.

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Politics / Re: Bello Shagari Kicks As Middle Beltans Dissociate Themselves From "North" by relaxandsmile: 3:51am On Apr 07, 2023
Mamaafrik1:
ask a typical Northerner and they will let you know for a fact that the middle belt is been seriously marginalized especially the Christians it is even the marginalisation that is bringing out the division among them is not from the foreigners she's within the Norther itself.
Agreed 100%.
Politics / Re: Bello Shagari Kicks As Middle Beltans Dissociate Themselves From "North" by relaxandsmile: 9:05am On Apr 06, 2023
Pharaoh4rin:


I swear if the MiddleBeltans knows the thoughts the core north have towards them they'll flee from them.
They are still living in the Euphoria of the past, where the North (not too educated then) , gave them juicy positions to help them cage the South. But now, they have gone to school and doesn't need us anymore. I don't understand why my people will not come to terms with this fact.

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Politics / Re: FG To Disburse Over N371bn To 50 Million Nigerians As Subsidy Removal Bonus by relaxandsmile: 9:00am On Apr 06, 2023
Build refineries instant!
Politics / Re: Bello Shagari Kicks As Middle Beltans Dissociate Themselves From "North" by relaxandsmile: 7:55pm On Apr 05, 2023
Herdsmen:
That reply is the bomb.. bomb reality

If Una want make Una follow noise ..
Make dem decieve Una enter minorities..

Old Eastern Nigeria for develop pass as e be today.. forget propaganda

But dem run them based on propaganda and lies .. with all their resources .. visit their villages not capital

You wey dem form middle belt ..As e be like this Benue kaduna south , Niger , nassarawa, Jos .. Una no get resources but land minerals wey dem Dey control.. e come be Una like this na?

Una middle belt go the struggle with Guinea or Congo for development .. na jump and pass e go be .. with nobody to send how Una ..


Wisdom is profitable .. Walahi.. gaskia
'Wisdom is profitable'... Benue State is the food basket of the Nation. Kogi and Nassarawa are already producing fuel. Niger State can feed the entire country with their arable land, remember also they have Shiroro and Kainji Dam. Plateau State can serve as a tourist heaven.
The middle belt would have loved to remain in the North but do the core North see them as part of them? Ordinary Minister of the F. C. T they can not give it to one person from all the states that surround the F. C. T.
THE EXTREMIST IN THE NORTH ARE GRADUALLY PUSHING THE CHRISTIAN POPULATION AND THE MINORITY TRIBES AWAY FROM ONE NORTH!

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Crime / Re: Gunmen Kill Many In Aloko, Kogi; Burn Houses by relaxandsmile: 9:32am On Apr 03, 2023
shortgun:
My administration will continue to face out crisis entrepreneurs from the state and ensure that those involved shall be brought to book under the laws.”

Imagine what a journalist wrote, edited and published.
Nigeria will continue to bleed until we start doing the right things.
Intelligent Nigerians are on the streets while the opposite holds public offices. That is why you see lackluster performance in public offices.

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Politics / Re: Recall Ben Llewellyn-Jones - Femi Fani-Kayode Tells British Government by relaxandsmile: 12:04pm On Mar 28, 2023
If a tribe is BIG everything from there will be VERY BIG. I am not surprised if a fool from there is this BIG !

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Politics / Re: Rocha's Is The Only Igbo man North Will Support For Presidency by relaxandsmile: 3:32pm On Mar 27, 2023
How many votes did he get from the last APC primaries from the North? Northern politics is driven by religion and tribe(mainly Fulani) . They will never forgive the Igbos for killing Ahmadu Bello!
Do you think they also supported Tinubu? The masses voted for Atiku while the APC governors voted for Tinubu because of personal interest!
Politics / Re: How Long Did It Take For Nimc To Process Your ID Card? by relaxandsmile: 7:23pm On Mar 24, 2023
Felabrity:
How long?
PLASTIC NIN HAVE NOW BEEN GIVEN TO AGENTS LIKE US TO PRODUCE. IT IS NOW PAY AND GET IMMEDIATELY.
Politics / Re: MOMENT Youths Chased Away Lagos LP Candidate, Rhodes-vivour Campaign Train Away, by relaxandsmile: 3:58am On Mar 14, 2023
Youths or Thugs?!
Politics / Re: Gombe Governor Inuwa Yahaya Apologizes To Christians In The State by relaxandsmile: 1:34pm On Mar 05, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
Obidients how are you all doing grin grin grin grin grin grin e choke abi? At a point in the election process Obi got confused as he no know where inec result dy Carry am dy go kikikikiki grin grin grin Men are discussing Nigeria, small boy like Obi jump inside.
'Small boy' 6 million + votes?
Politics / Re: Naira Redesign: Banks’ Cash Withdrawal Limit Is Illegal – Supreme Court by relaxandsmile: 8:01am On Mar 04, 2023
Quest7777:
Funny how Buhari who is president & Commander in Chief, is always exonerated from blame for all these illegalities. smiley
HONESTLY!

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Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Election Badly Flawed, INEC Failed, Says Financial Times Of London by relaxandsmile: 1:01pm On Mar 03, 2023
Tofax:
New Uploaded BVAS results for Rivers, shows LP won Rivers by a WIDE MARGIN! .
Wike & INEC did a very poor job by announcing the drug lord as president

Update:
Please go to INEC portal and confirm your unit result.
https://www.inecelectionresults.ng/
Could you post this specific information about rivers results if you have. It is not easy for us to be going through all the results.
Politics / Re: Chairman of Adavi Kogi Joseph Salam caugh On Camera Destroying LP Ballot Papers by relaxandsmile: 4:27am On Mar 02, 2023
JoshTim:


See what?.... Someone came down from a car and started tearing the ballot papers....was APC written on his fore head or how are you daft like this?

1. This could be a set up or 2. It could be any of the political parties rep.

This does not hold any water. Obviously, all the ballot papers are destroyed.
He said it(in Ebira dialect), before he started tearing them that where PDP ballot paper are he will destroy them.
Politics / Re: Only 860,000 People Voted In Kano Out Of 5.8m Voters by relaxandsmile: 7:08pm On Feb 26, 2023
sreamsense:
This affect every zone, I think effect of hunger, fuel scarcity, insecurity and cash scarcity made many people loose interest
Not like that. Nigeria election have always been like this. The bogus figures you used to see is rigging through multiple thumbprinting.
Health / Medicinal Properties Of Baobab Plant by relaxandsmile: 12:07pm On Feb 26, 2023
Watch the medicinal properties of baobab plant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNAFOrjDrkA
Politics / Re: What My Northern Friend Posted About Tinubu by relaxandsmile: 11:05am On Feb 22, 2023
richie240:
The farthest place in the entire world universe is the human mind.
The person you fed for 8 years, when its his turn to reciprocate your love, suddenly 'remembers' u've been feeding him undone meet; and instead of (kukuma) leave u to ur fate, he's scattering ur firewood!
Diariz God!
cool
Say it again and again and again!

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Politics / Re: Ganduje: Buhari Achieved Nothing In Eight Years; Determines To Destroy APC. by relaxandsmile: 4:08am On Feb 17, 2023
Although I supported Buhari in 2015...in 3 months into his disastrous reign I regretted it and didn't vote for him in 2019. But most people continued to support him and are now talking nonsense because they fear they are going to lose election.

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Politics / Re: DSS Takeover National Assembly by relaxandsmile: 10:36am On Feb 15, 2023
Ireportlive:
shocked


What kind of unfunny Joke is this


The difference between Democracy and Dictatorship is Parliament or house of Assembly



.
But these assembly members have not done anything for the interest of the masses. They allowed all kinds of injustice by Buhari and now that it is affecting them, they want to cry.
Car Talk / Re: I Went To Driving School Today And I'm Really Giving Up. by relaxandsmile: 8:53am On Feb 09, 2023
AutoManual:
I went to driving school today and meant with the guys there. I told them I want to learn manual. Even when some of them was telling me manual is fading out that majority of people are preferring to learn auto and they said some people who learn manual also came back to learn auto.

My reason was that if I can learn manual I can learn automatic, because I have heard that from people, I choose 5 days learning and they said 30minus & 1 hour has different prices, but I choose the 5 days 30 minutes, although I bargain the price. I filled the form and the driving session started.

Few minutes that we started I already giving up, I feel like not learning again. My concentration was not even there it was tidius to remember all this I need to do. Because I was forgetting all the things the guy told me before we started.

Here are my problem.
1. Understanding the pendel. Little press the car if jecking. When I applied brake it stop sudden and the vehicle will off abruptly.
2. Losing focus and what to do when I'm tens specially when I am approaching junction or a big car.
3. I am more concerned with the cars at my back or around me because I was moving slowly. The guy keep telling me to forget about them and focus on my side. Is document I filled said I will be the one to pay for damages incurred during the session.
3, knowing how and when to change the gear. I haven't mastered it and I feel it's too hard with the calculations. When I was filling the form there was some disclaimer on the document that I will be held responsible for any damages. I also learnt that the break is sometimes press. It was then I understand that the guy can press the brake from his own side of the car. Although I didn't tell him but I know.

Handling the wheel. To make a turn accurately on the road or control the wheel is really off.

Look like driving is really hard with manual


I was saving and planing to buy a Nigeria use car and I was focusing on manual because I heard people saying it easy to maintain but right now with the look of things I don't think I can buy manual again oh.

The two things I thought today while on the wheel is to buy auto and a small car.

Tomorrow I will go there again to learn and keep this thread updated.
The fault is from the driving school not you. The standard program is 26 sessions for a beginner. You have to start with lectures, drive a mock(simulator) car, go to the field to practice before going to the road. How will someone just put you on the road the first day you start attending training?
Malsulab Driving School Suleja Niger State!

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Health / Survival Food by relaxandsmile: 5:58am On Feb 03, 2023
Politics / Re: 2023: I Am In Talks With Kwankwaso, Obi & one of them may possibly come - Atiku by relaxandsmile: 6:53am On Feb 01, 2023
SadiqBabaSani:
Atiku disrespects the Entire South and deserves Zeeo Votes
The blame should be on the South who refuses to unite! I am from the North, but the thing tire me honestly.
Health / Resolve Lungs Troubles by relaxandsmile: 7:50am On Jan 25, 2023
Watch how to resolve Lungs troubles with simple massage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kkbUN-cWM
Family / Re: Why Are Some Men Abandoned By Their Wives and Children At The Old Age? by relaxandsmile: 6:26am On Jan 24, 2023
onumadu:
It is happening because it is the natural course of things in life, and there are bio-social reasons for it.
If there is any FIRM strike against monogamy, this is it.
In my ancestral Igboland, a man married as he aged.
Example, at 20 year old, he married his first wife who may be 15/16 yrs old.
At his 30 birthday, he married another woman... and so on until he gets to about 60-70 yrs old when he married a woman that (in Igbo language we say) "ga ene ya nka" (that would take care of him in old age). Go and see in the Bible where king David did exactly the same thing.
But today, clueless men herd other clueless men into a clueless marriage system that is almost anti-men, only to get discarded and abused in their old age.
This is why I keep advocating for a return to the ancestral Igbo marriage system by the Igbo.
Euro-monogamy comes with things you cannot handle.
When my beloved uncle died alone after raising children but was abandoned in old age, the handwriting on the wall became bright red for us his male relatives.
Argue with yourself if you like! cool

Can I give you a thousand likes?

Watch this video and see my summation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZEf5JHJwtk
Health / Treat Your Stomach Problems With This Simple Massage by relaxandsmile: 6:18pm On Jan 22, 2023
Health / Re: Hemgenix: This Is World’s Most Expensive Drug And It Costs $3.5 Million Per Dose by relaxandsmile: 4:08am On Dec 27, 2022
muyico:
reason with this? If mad person drink dirty water wil he die of it next day? But make rich pikin try am? He or she wil land in hospital, many many dirty tinz poor pipple dey and didnt affect dem!
From this angle you are right. Because they are exposed to lots of hazards, the body build defends against it. I dough my hat!
Health / Re: Hemgenix: This Is World’s Most Expensive Drug And It Costs $3.5 Million Per Dose by relaxandsmile: 4:39pm On Dec 26, 2022
Salmoneus:


Hope you know that crap kills your kidney.
Because the government failed to invest in it's clinical research like the Indians and Chinese are doing.

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Health / Re: Hemgenix: This Is World’s Most Expensive Drug And It Costs $3.5 Million Per Dose by relaxandsmile: 4:36pm On Dec 26, 2022
muyico:
Dat sickness isnt main 4 we poor pipple. God created disease bt 4 different individual.
In addition,poor people would have died Tay Tay, which may not even qualify them to take this dose.
Health / Re: Hemgenix: This Is World’s Most Expensive Drug And It Costs $3.5 Million Per Dose by relaxandsmile: 4:34pm On Dec 26, 2022
Zonefree:
Funny enough, N200 agbo fit cure that sickness o.
Very true. A doctor in highly rated hospital in Abuja ever told me to "FORGET IT"...and plantain root mixed with honey cured my daughter .

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