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Politics / Re: S/west Secession Letter To Buhari Divides Yoruba Leaders by relaxandsmile: 5:52am On Sep 04, 2022
It will get heated in the coming days. Mark my words!You know why? Their candidate may not be getting the aspired support from the North. They have closed their media houses against any criticism of the Buhari Junta with the hope that they will get a smooth ride to the presidency. Now it is getting clearer that the people they seek for support only knows themselves and nothing else.
Southern unity would have made other region to be careful when dealing with Nigerians. But no, they will rather have infighting while they all suffer.

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Crime / Re: Bandits Attack Zamfara Mosque During Juma'at Prayer Abduct Scores Of Worshippers by relaxandsmile: 5:05am On Sep 04, 2022
donofdons:
I am beginning to doubt whether these folks are musims. No true musim will attack a mosque especially during Friday prayers. Especially with the case of the non Muslims soldiers who attacked and killed a Muslim sheikh in yobe. If he wasn’t caught, it would have been said to be musim bandits.
Either these are not musims or they are living abomination who are known hell bounds so give not qualms about the hereafter.
You think those Fulani bandits have any religion? That's what they have been deceiving us with. You will think all fulanis are Muslims because they mostly bear Muslim names.

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Politics / Re: 2023: Popular Sheikh Jafar Declares Tinubu An Enemy Of The North (Video) by relaxandsmile: 3:58pm On Aug 30, 2022
Kai, Nigeria is a bloody country. Hear the vile in that video. The same way Buhari is not taking proper actions against Bandits. There is problem in this country.
Politics / Re: Northern Christians Are Immigrants From South. by relaxandsmile: 3:46pm On Aug 28, 2022
Greatkenny2:
Look at an imbecilee we share a country with... you need sanity evaluation
What else can I say?
The op should simply type that all the tribes in the North came from the South, because no single tribe in the North that doesn't have Christians among them.

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Politics / Re: How DSS Attacked Our House In Mpape, Abuja At 2am With Wrong Tracker - Lady by relaxandsmile: 1:51pm On Aug 28, 2022
When we were in the kidnapper's(Bandits) den , they were practicing all kinds of punishment on us. They told us they learnt it from the police (some of them that had experienced police brutalities).
Burning of houses,mob actions, extrajudicial killings were taught to the citizens by the Nigeria's security agencies. It is unfortunate!
Politics / Re: Keep Off Nnamdi Kanu’s Case, 52 Northern Groups Tell UN by relaxandsmile: 10:55am On Aug 16, 2022
'52 GROUPS'! shows how disunited we are as a people. Nnamdi Kanu is the least problem we have in the North. But it is unfortunate that we hate the truth

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Politics / Re: Owo Attack: MURIC Seeks Compensation For Fulani People In Ondo by relaxandsmile: 2:58am On Aug 12, 2022
The governor of Ondo State said there was a mix up as one of the names published was a prisoner in Kuje prison as at the time the church was attacked. How are we sure the same mistakes was not done on the other names?
I am not in support of radicalism anywhere,but look how the government quickly gave the names and tribes of the attackers. But refused to publish known terrorism sponsors in the list that Dubai sent to us and how they are sanctioning Media houses for airing an investigation where terrorist confirmed their massacre of innocent people.
I have told the other minority tribes in the North that they are only needed for votes and nothing more.
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://punchng.com/one-suspect-not-part-of-owo-attackers-akeredolu/%3Famp&ved=2ahUKEwj52rq7mMD5AhWM6qQKHdiEBmMQ0PADKAB6BAgDEAE&usg=AOvVaw0thwF-4qvHtMSpIb6YZb7X
Crime / Re: 19-Year-Old Precious Agbokhade Raped & Stabbed To Death At Home In Edo (Graphic) by relaxandsmile: 6:37am On Jul 20, 2022
Candidlady:
sad


Speechless

She was murdered in a/an hotel they'd call her a hooooe

now she was murdered in her house what would you call her?

Men got nothing to offer. They bring only pains and tears to this peaceful world of ours.

You raped her like that wasn't enough you stabbed her multiple times.


Dead gender


poor woman
Na wa o
The single acts of few barbarians should not be used to demean all MEN. Without the presence of men you all would have been eaten by 'LIONS' by now.
Car Talk / Re: I Finally Bought The Car I Went To Lagos To Buy. Now In PH With The Car by relaxandsmile: 7:51pm On Jul 17, 2022
You took a great risk and this should not be an inspiration to anyone. How can you drive 170km/hr, when the speed limit is 100km/hr ?
Surely accident is the instructor of a careless learner.

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Politics / Re: If Obi Is Ipob, Atiku Is Bokoharam And Tinubu Oduduwa. by relaxandsmile: 6:54pm On Jul 09, 2022
SIMPLE!
Politics / Re: BREAKING!! Peter Obi Is Winning, Atiku May Loose As Obasanjo Drop Another Bombsh by relaxandsmile: 5:10am On Jun 29, 2022
In 1999 Obasanjo had no choice because him and Atiku were chosen by the powers that be at the time . Atiku helped him win in 2003 as he was said to kneel down for Atiku to support his second term bid because Atiku had the Northern politicians in his pocket at the time.
It was Obasanjo who betrayed Atiku as he was scheming for a third term instead of supporting Atiku to succeed him. He later foisted a sick Yara'adu on the Nation- a move only him knew why(Although the late Yara'adu later turned to perform well within the time his health allowed him).
He is still angry because Atiku thwarted his third term agenda.
Obasanjo no doubt performed well in certain areas especially on security, economy and the mobile network he allowed at the time,but it is time he let the hatred for Atiku rest.
Politics / Re: Tinubu: A Man Who Can't Hold Paper Has Won APC Primaries - Deji Adeyanju by relaxandsmile: 2:11pm On Jun 08, 2022
InoGetJoy:

He's not mocking him, he's just saying the truth. Tinubu is too old, that's just the fact. Leading a country like Nigeria needs someone who is healthier and younger.
I was really rooting for Osibanjo, it's quite unfortunate that Tinubu's dollars spoke loudest
Joe Biden 79, Donald Trump 75.
He didn't stop any youth from winning!
And the delegates too saw all that but voted for him. There are times we just allow things that we can't influence to slide so as to avoid causing unnecessary heat for ourselves.
Politics / Re: Tinubu: A Man Who Can't Hold Paper Has Won APC Primaries - Deji Adeyanju by relaxandsmile: 1:45pm On Jun 08, 2022
The reasons why I don't mock someone's physical disabilities is because It begins to manifest in me sooner than later. Dear people,be careful !

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Politics / Re: Lessons I Have Learnt From Tinubu's Doggedness! by relaxandsmile: 12:23pm On Jun 08, 2022
Vulturereloaded:
There is nothing to learn here. Just a plan by the north to get him to waste funds on delegates and campaigns, then finish him at the last minute.
Honestly I have no specific candidate yet. But just look at the whole game and learn something from it

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Politics / Lessons I Have Learnt From Tinubu's Doggedness! by relaxandsmile: 12:16pm On Jun 08, 2022
"Gold is in the mud,but we use it as ornament"- Imam Ghazhali.
I don't hate anyone, but learn from anyone.
I usually advice my kids never to continue to argue about Ronaldo or Messi but rather learn from each of them and use it for their personal development.
The way Tinubu bulldoze his way through the treachery of his own party marvles me.
Two steps:
1.When Buhari said in February that he will not mention his candidate because of fear of what might happen to the person, Tinubu sensed that he could not be the one Buhari was talking about and he quickly declared his intention to run.
2. When the APC began to play pranks with the date of the primaries,he reminded them of his contributions at an event in Ogun state. That rattled everyone.
And now the rest is history.
Although these steps were applied because of the primaries, he has previously paid his dues.
Never relax because it is not over until it is over!
RELAX AND SMILE!

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Politics / Re: List Of ASIWAJU BOLA TINUBU Haters. by relaxandsmile: 11:57am On Jun 08, 2022
My name can never be there because I am a realist and can never hate anybody.
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Criticizes Osinbajo, Hails Tinubu by relaxandsmile: 10:30am On Jun 08, 2022
'1.6m minus one follower ', this Reno get bad mouth honestly.

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Politics / Re: APC Presidential Primary: Buhari, Northern Govs In Closed-door Meeting by relaxandsmile: 3:53pm On Jun 06, 2022
1. See how they are holding marathon meeting on what is of priority to them? Governance is left to suffer
2. Just a day to the primaries and Buhari has not yet settled what is going to happen. This shows how headless we have been governed.
3. They don't believe in democracy but want to benefit from it. If you don't know who to choose, why not simply allow the process to go on democratically?
Relax and Smile jor!
Family / Re: My Younger Brother Is A Snitch. by relaxandsmile: 11:57am On Jun 06, 2022
ChizzyBuna:
I
1.Your brother must not be your friend.
2. You can end your relationship with your friend when you are fed up, but you can't do that with your brother. So when you tell them too much and they turn against you,na wahala be that ooo.
Relate with him as a brother and remove friendship from there.
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Buhari Orders Ruling APC Presidential Aspirants To Select Consensus by relaxandsmile: 3:10am On Jun 05, 2022
Even Buhari doesn't know who will emerge. He is very indecisive! See who have been ruling Nigeria for the past seven years!
Politics / Re: Why Buhari Travelled To Spain With Tinubu’s Political Foot Soldiers by relaxandsmile: 5:38am On Jun 04, 2022
If Buhari has any strategy as this writeup want to suggest,he would have used it to solve one of the numerous problems he met. I can tell you clearly that Buhari himself don't know who is going to emerge. I don't believe he is that sound. If he knows who is going to emerge,his body language would have shown it all the while.
We have never been so headless in this country!

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Politics / Re: Tinubu And Osinbajo Disqualified From APC Primaries? - Farooq Kperogi by relaxandsmile: 4:55pm On Jun 03, 2022
HOW MR. TINUBU EXPECTS SOMEONE WHO BECOME NONCHALANT TO THE PLIGHTS OF THE MASSES AND SIDELINED VERY CLOSE ASSOCIATES AFTER USING THEM TO ACHIEVE HIS GOAL TO BECOME PRESIDENT NOT TREAT HIM THE SAME WAY BAFFLES ME!
EVERYONE SHOULD FACE THE HEAT OF A CARELESS LEADER!
RELAX AND SMILE!

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Politics / Re: Buhari Asks APC Governors To Reduce The Number Of Aspirants, Vote Party Man by relaxandsmile: 3:51pm On May 31, 2022
newguy1:
Buhari or his spokesmen. Was he sleeping when they where all approaching him for approval? Buhari played the I don’t care attitude on NIgeria after getting the power he never deserved
You nailed it!
Politics / Re: Salihu Lukman: Jonathan Is Not An APC Member, It Is Not Possible by relaxandsmile: 8:00am On May 30, 2022
Why didn't he say this since? Now that Atiku has emerged they know that presenting Jonathan will be a smooth road for the PDP,they are now telling us how principled they are. Nonsense!
Politics / Re: APC Moves Presidential Primaries To June 6 -7 by relaxandsmile: 4:48am On May 28, 2022
All I can say to Mr. Tinubu is that he is too Big to allow these charlatans dribble him this way. All these should be clear to him that they don't want to give him their ticket.
Why do you bring yourself to the ground because of one ambition that you may not get?

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Politics / Re: Adamu: Why Consensus Won’t Work For Presidential Primary by relaxandsmile: 7:28am On May 26, 2022
seunmsg:


We’ve said this severally but coconut head wailers keep flying fake news around to feel good. Those who are supporting aspirants whose only hope is to emerge by consensus or anointing can also give it a rest. A primary election will be conducted and the winner will be the party’s candidate. There won’t be any undemocratic imposition in APC.
Your summary is the best for the caption. I don't know why punch can't simply summarize to correspond to their captions

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Politics / Re: APC Awaits Buhari’s Clearance To Screen Presidential Aspirants by relaxandsmile: 8:05am On May 24, 2022
Parachoko:
I do not believe this nonsense from this glorified blogging site called western post

Wetin concern first lady with the numbers of candidates vying for an elective position?

Una fit believe the useless article all you want

On Bola Ahmed Tinubu Mandate I Stand Gidigba
Because she knows her husband is not in charge, therefore,she wants to act so as to remain relevant. See how it was easy for APC to conduct primary election that produced Buhari,but just a primary election is now so hard for APC.

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Politics / Re: Presidential Primaries: APC, PDP Narrow Race To 9 - The Sun by relaxandsmile: 5:57am On May 21, 2022
MRSALT:
Anyone out of the nine presidential candidates can perform better than Buhari. But truth be told, Nigeria retrogression has got to the endpoint where further retrogression will lead to explosion. The only hope for Nigeria is to restructure, otherwise, no candidate will be able to salvage Nigeria.
That's it!

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Politics / Re: 2023: Nigeria's Next President Deserves Pity By Frederick Nwabufo by relaxandsmile: 11:43am On May 19, 2022
That is if the next president intends to work.
Their only mission is ethno religious agenda and cronycism.
Politics / Re: Hausa Community Seeks Reversal Of Okada Ban, Promises Sanwo-Olu Massive Votes by relaxandsmile: 8:37am On May 19, 2022
These people are disgracing the rest of us from the North. The major thing you export to other parts of the country is Open grazing and Okada which constitutes great danger to everyone. Instead of the leaders to start focusing these huge human resources to something meaningful, they are bending the rules to suits these backwardness.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia-ukraine War: Ukraine Surrenders Mauripol To Russia. by relaxandsmile: 4:19am On May 19, 2022
YinkaOlusesi16:
when will this war end?
When Russia annex the portion of Ukraine they desires.

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Politics / Re: Malami Pulls Out Of Kebbi Governorship Race by relaxandsmile: 4:38am On May 14, 2022
All these Southern 'fools' have been swindled of 100m and schemed out of the administration to pave ways for anyhow. See how this guy dribble them into thinking that he will resign and now turn back to determine who becomes the next president? We know that Malami has been the president by proxy after the death of Kyari.

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