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PropertiesRe: My Landlord Just Acted What I See In Movies To My Face by remele2(op): 8:32am On May 27, 2016
Immorttal:
Before you start anything make sure you scrutinized thoroughly your tenancy aggrement you signed. There may be clear indications where you agreed not to use gas cookers. He boldly took away your gas on top slap wey he slap your bros,something is clearly dictating his tunes somewhere.Be careful.
It wasnt stated anywhere, everybody in the compound uses gas in their Flat.
He even called diz morning begging me..
But trust me , am too smart for that beg on phone.
Let him go back to where i reported him and let them call me.
Then we can sign an undertaking.
PropertiesRe: My Landlord Just Acted What I See In Movies To My Face by remele2(op): 8:25am On May 27, 2016
He just called now and was begging, telling me that he was angry.
But all that beg na for the gods,
PropertiesRe: My Landlord Just Acted What I See In Movies To My Face by remele2(op): 7:48am On May 27, 2016
tellwisdom:
Foolish boi...See how he dey talk like woman. Person slap u, Na to come here come dey ask Wetin to do. Anu mpam like u sad
That is why ur name is the opposit of you.
Akonuche better pass everything. In (Duncan mighty's Voice)
PropertiesRe: My Landlord Just Acted What I See In Movies To My Face by remele2(op): 7:38am On May 27, 2016
glossy6:
If your landlord did not state in his agreement that gas cookers are prohibited, then you have a case. Even at that, you can sue him for assault
It was never stated
PropertiesRe: My Landlord Just Acted What I See In Movies To My Face by remele2(op): 7:30am On May 27, 2016
Cutehector:
When I asked a question



Would u forgive someone if they slapped you.. people were saying sorts of things like, oh mehn, ground go open ooo...




And now.. grin the elder brother couldn't retaliate the slap grin I think the elder brother would be a romancelander. After much gra gra.. comon to slap back na problem cheesy




Cc: vizkiz
That is why he has upper hand on the case
PropertiesRe: My Landlord Just Acted What I See In Movies To My Face by remele2(op): 7:26am On May 27, 2016
daveson07:
Dat means u've done somtin aside from dat to upset ur landlord,,bt he acted wrong nd he is gonna taste wrath of d law
Never did anything to him at all, we even spoke well on phone 2days b4 that day.
PropertiesRe: My Landlord Just Acted What I See In Movies To My Face by remele2(op): 2:28pm On May 26, 2016
bbmoringa:
my brother,u dont need the police for this,if u ar lagos based,all u need is to visit the local govt secretariat nearest to you,ask for the legal office that deals with cases relatg to tenant-landlord saga,you will marvel at what would happen next.
My brother, am in Lagos oooo,
Diz guy comes for advance rent every sixmonth into my one year rent ooo.
I think he just want a new tenant and a fresh cash, since he increased my rent, i ddnt say anything and i paid.. Now he wants to increase again after one year, i dnt know if it was Tomatoes he used in building his house, even if its Tomatoes, did he build the house today? Even the house was built by his Late father and he inherited it with his brother.
Sounding it clear to Me that he is an island Boy that i will Saree kabakaba
PropertiesRe: My Landlord Just Acted What I See In Movies To My Face by remele2(op): 2:15pm On May 26, 2016
menstrualpad:
great we r monitoring
Thanks my pple, am really ready for this trouble.
I know i will leave the compound.. But i want to leave a print in his memory
PropertiesMy Landlord Just Acted What I See In Movies To My Face by remele2(op): 1:36pm On May 26, 2016
It was yesterday at about 7.15pm after the lagos traffic,
There was a Knock at my Door, komkomkom, gbomgbomgbom..

My Sister went to see who was at the door, behold it was the almight LandLord...
He asked her to call the Brother, so my sister ddnt call Me, but called my elder brother.

Now the real matter,,,

LandLord= why are you using a gas cooker in this house? I dnt want it at all.

My Brother= ahh, sir, what is the Problem? We have been using this gas for years, why did u say we should stop using Gas, if we must stop, then you would have to call a meeting and ask all the tenant to stop using it.
Until then we know you are serious unless there is something u have in your mind that brought you up here,

LandLord= eeehh, so u can talk while am talking dnt worry you are leaving my house once your rent is Due.

He picked up his phone and called the elder brother who stays at the down flat, immediately, that one rushed up, as my brother was about explaining to him... See as my LandLord LAND MY BROTHER BIG SLAP THAT I HAD TO COME OUT. The elder Brother den took away my gas Cylinder and they both left.

I ddnt want a physical fight.,just wanted a legal fight .
I reported the case to the area Police and was giving an officer to go with me, when we got home, knocked at his door, he refused to open the door, so the officer left.
Today again, i went to the station and they had to call him on phone to report to the station.

My good people Of nairaland, i dnt to talk about the police matter now, those once are even another problem, they are just there to collect money, but i will talk about them when diz case is over.

Please i need diz guy and his Brother to pay for diz, even if i will leave the compound, in future,they will never try it with other people. So pls i need your advise on this.
Make una no mind my English oooo, my head no det work for now angry
FamilyRe: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by remele2(f): 8:11pm On May 23, 2016
Never saw a black chicken b4 always white and very big..

The day my uncle brought one Black big chicken,
I rushed to the corridor with soap and water..

I baf diz fowl eeeeeeh sote cold catch am.

My father came out and asked me, Son, what is the problem?, i said,,Daddy, uncle brought a dirty Fowl and i want to wash it clean.
PhonesRe: What Is The Difference Between Kitkat, Lollipop, Jellybean, Marshmallow? by remele2(f):
nonstan:
Changing imei doesn't need rooting..am only certain u can't root d phone unless flashing it wh spflashtool which I won't advice...am currently typing with a changed bb10 imei...used for my airtel 1k 4gb..thank you
OK.
I know if you have already changed your Imei b4 the upgrade, the phone still retains the changed imei.. But as for those who have not changed theirs b4 the upgrade, I do not think it will be possible to change it again. Even those that changed already will. Not be able to edit On C8
PhonesRe: What Is The Difference Between Kitkat, Lollipop, Jellybean, Marshmallow? by remele2(f): 3:21pm On May 16, 2016
nonstan:
New os fixes bugs in old ones...tecno c8 as case study comes wt lollipop... It hangs a lot because of the 1gb ram especially when multitasking..but when I upgraded it to the marshmallow..it is now perfect..I can run 20apps underground wtout stress and it has other improvement in security and others..it generally improved d outlook and design and also speed with other exciting features..thank you...
After the upgrade, have you checked if you can still edit your Imei... Just try it and let's know......

Because I know once u format your phone after the update, and u try to change the imei.... It will. Certainly be a problem.
CrimeRe: Lekan Shonde Arrested Over Ronke Shonde's Death by remele2(f): 5:30pm On May 09, 2016
Hahaha,, his earlier statement with punch..., '' I am a Lagos boy I can stay in diz lagos for 10 years and no body will find me"
E Nova reach even 10hrs dem don gbab you grin grin grin grin tongue
PhonesRe: How To Upgrade Your Tecno Camon C8 To Marshmallow by remele2(f): 5:20pm On May 09, 2016
Can one change his/her Imei after all diz upgrade?
FoodRe: Lol....even Eba Get Packaging by remele2(f): 6:32pm On May 05, 2016
praizeblog:
Even eba self get packaging this days .See the
pics

Check diz out





source::: http://www.praizeblog.com/2016/05/loleven-eba-get-packaging.html?m=0

PropertiesRe: 5 Abnormal Things Lagos Landlords Do Often by remele2(f): 6:28pm On May 05, 2016
Yarnvibes:
Some Lagos landlord see themselves as demi-gods, formulating rules that only favour them. A lot of Nigerians spend almost all they earn on rent and food, yet some landlords are hell-bent on increase their rents monthly or yearly as the case maybe.

Tenants in Lagos go through a lot at the hands of these type of landlords and the landlords more often than not get away with their excesses because there are no stringent rules holding them accountable. For some who have experienced some of the unconventional things landlords in Lagos do, this piece by Yarnvibes would only take you down memory lane…

Lock your door with Padlock: You will be so shocked to return home from work one stressful day and find your door locked with a padlock other than the one you used in the morning before leaving and BOOM!!! it hits you in the face – your good-old-landlord came calling and just had to do something to make you feel worthless just because your rent is due in two weeks.

Leech: You would probably need a sharp tool to unplug them from your stuff. These kind of landlords can borrow anything from their tenant even up to salt. You would just be signing yourself into his trap, the day you refuse to lend him.

Hike rents: A Lagos landlord might as well be tired of seeing your face every morning and would personally decide that the best way to send you packing is to hike the rent when your rent is due and it doesn’t matter whether you’re a new tenant or not, because no one will hold him responsible, its his house afterall.

Greed: Some landlords would be right on time to collect their rents but would completely disappear when they have to fix something in the house. They expect you to pay the rent and fix something that naturally should be their responsibility.

Intrude: An apartment after being paid for, for the duration of the rent should be the tenant’s but some landlords especially those that live in the same house make it their duty to interfere in everything that concerns the tenant. They monitor every single detail that it becomes almost impossible for the tenants to breathe without being criticised.

What do you thinkhuh

http://yarnvibes.com/5-abnormal-things-lagos-landlords-do-often/
My own will say but I begged u for some money last week and u said the economy is bad.. And I watch you blowing your Gen like you work with an oil company.. cheesy grin
FoodRe: See The Bread I Bought From Onitsha Shoprite Yesterday by remele2(f): 10:07am On Apr 29, 2016
ifex370:
Kai.. This pipo wan damage pesin yansh..


Pipo wey make am no go gree chop am sef





But shop rite Enugu bread de soft Na undecided
You no hear where him say he buy am.dem don comot am for street now put for shop rite. All na packaging.
So long as na Onisha, Akam apuya
RomanceRe: Driver Dies During Sex In Ilorin by remele2(f): 9:12pm On Apr 14, 2016
midehi2:
ask google grin
Ahhhhh,, Google just told me oooo.... angry grin grin
RomanceRe: Driver Dies During Sex In Ilorin by remele2(f): 7:30pm On Apr 14, 2016
midehi2:
otio! this has passed three days vigil, its now eternity vigil....



RIP man, go tell Baba God weda the punna sweet or bitter
What's punna huh
Music/RadioHumblesmith-drops-jukwese by remele2(op): 4:32pm On Apr 12, 2016
Humble Smith Ft Flavour..... Dropping the high life like it's hot. Jukwese
http:///JUKWESE1
PoliticsOne Word For Diz Political Craze by remele2(op): 7:33pm On Apr 11, 2016
Imagine diz!!!!!

Nairaland GeneralSee D Big Snake An Electrician Found In A Switch Box by remele2(op): 8:53am On Apr 11, 2016
the snake think say every where wen hot dey give energy

Nairaland GeneralRe: Labourer Carries Bag Of Cement With His Teeth In Lagos(photos) by remele2(f): 8:53pm On Apr 10, 2016
Raphafire101:
Lol....i don't think there is any cement inside that bag, the bag is filled with light objects jare....
I witnessed diz.... A 50kg bag of fertilizer

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by remele2(f): 1:04pm On Apr 08, 2016
Pls my pple, on the police site, was der any where dey Mentioned age limit? If yes pls some one should come up with d link.... I have checked and checked..
I think I only saw it in one police paper publication,,, why is it not on der Web site??
PoliticsCheck Out Reno Omokri's Tweet Comparing Govs And Prostitutes. by remele2(op): 4:11pm On Apr 06, 2016
I disagree with him.
Because Prostitutes, actually work for their money.

PoliticsRe: Photos Of Saraki At Code Of Conduct Tribunal Today by remele2(f): 3:31pm On Apr 06, 2016
omusiliyu:
See how mere commissioner master is treatig our son.

Whether APC like it or not, Saraki will remain as Senate president till 2019...before we present him to unseat Babu as Nigeria president.

[size=25pt]SAI SARAKI[/size]
u need fuel to reason well
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by remele2(f):
dolipo1:
Hello intending officers,

Something got me thinking and i see this forum as a good
place to air my view.

The current govt promise to provide job for nigerian youths which is gradually
coming to reality.

However, going through dailies and some publications, i discovered that many people
are automatically denied this opportunity as a result of age restriction.

As we know, if there is age barrier to presidency, PMB wouldn't have become a president, Same as
Vice president and a host of others.

If N N Army and N Air-force recruit 35years , what stops police from doing so.
28years does not make sense to me as i know i am not the only one in this.

Are they saying people above 28 are not Nigerian youth, despite all the strike and
negativities they subjected us to coupled with NYSC Hello intending officers,

Something got me thinking and i see this forum as a good
place to air my view.

The current govt promise to provide job for nigerian youths which is gradually
coming to reality.

However, going through dailies and some publications, i discovered that many people
are automatically denied this opportunity as a result of age restriction.

As we know, if there is age barrier to presidency, PMB wouldnt have become a president, Same as
Vice president and a host of others.

If N N Army and N Air-force recruit 35years , what stops police from doing so.
28years does not make sense to me as i know i am not the only one in this.


We can still do something to make them look into this unfavourable policy by tweetting
various public authority via the twitter handle below, as i am a strong believer of social media.

@MBuhari @NGRPresident @ABuhari @ZBuhari @bukolasaraki @ProfOsinbajo @benmurraybruce @NGRSenate @NigerianPolice

@MBuhari @NGRPresident @ABuhari @ZBuhari @bukolasaraki @ProfOsinbajo @benmurraybruce @NGRSenate @Nigerian_Police

@MBuhari @NGRPresident @ABuhari @ZBuhari @bukolasaraki @ProfOsinbajo @benmurraybruce @NGRSenate @Naija_Police

@9ja_Police @9japolice




# let the tweet begin


We can still do something to make them look into this unfavourable policy by tweetting
various public authority via the twitter handle below, as i am a strong believer of social media.

@MBuhari @NGRPresident @ABuhari @ZBuhari @bukolasaraki @ProfOsinbajo @benmurraybruce @NGRSenate @NigerianPolice

@MBuhari @NGRPresident @ABuhari @ZBuhari @bukolasaraki @ProfOsinbajo @benmurraybruce @NGRSenate @Nigerian_Police

@MBuhari @NGRPresident @ABuhari @ZBuhari @bukolasaraki @ProfOsinbajo @benmurraybruce @NGRSenate @Naija_Police

@9ja_Police @9japolice

# let the tweet begin
# let the tweet begin
# let the tweet begin
# let the tweet begin
Good idea,,, I just hope. It works......... Let d tweets begin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by remele2(f): 8:44am On Apr 05, 2016
emeka51:
See exactly what happened in CBN recruitment buhari nephew, former commissioner of police son and Atiku daughter etc what happened did buhari cancel the list despite the complain and he said his fighting corruption nonsense. angry angry angry angry angry angry
We can still try......... D age limit really does not help the situation.
PoliticsRe: How Many Hours Of Power Supply Do You Have In Your Area Per Day. by remele2(f): 2:29pm On Apr 02, 2016
I can't calculate it per Day, but in a month I think it's 6hours... With a Bill of #6,000.
Meaning an hour is 1k no cheating. Sai baba!!!! Sai Chain
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2016 Nigerian Police Recruitment Form - All Required Documents - A Must Read! by remele2(f): 9:25am On Apr 01, 2016
Diz iz what happens wen d form is free,,,,,, if to say na money Mata now, na so d site go open like big fish wating for Jona to swallow..........
PetsRe: How I Trained My Dog To Walk Off The Leash by remele2(f): 11:49pm On Mar 30, 2016
souljaboi51:
Quite an interesting read. didnt realise how much dedication and commitment training takes embarassed

anyways meet roxanne cheesy
Diz iz Ekuke
Christianity EtcRe: Can A Woman Of God Give Diz Assignment? by remele2(op): 4:35pm On Mar 29, 2016
Scholar8200:
9 Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. 10 If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: 11 for he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds.
2 John 9-11


20 To the law and to the testimony: if they speak not according to this word, it is because there is no light in them.
Isaiah 8:20

The prophet that hath a dream, let him tell a dream; and he that hath my word, let him speak my word faithfully. What is the chaff to the wheat? saith the Lord. 29 Is not my word like as a fire? saith the Lord; and like a hammer that breaketh the rock in pieces? 30 Therefore, behold, I am against the prophets, saith the Lord, that steal my words every one from his neighbour
Jeremiah 23:28-30

If a 'prophet' bid you do something contrary to the Word and /or the Covenant ratified by the Blood of Jesus, he/she is false.
Thanks, so what do I do?

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