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PhonesRe: Why Don’t Nigerians Keep Their Phones In Their Pockets? by remele2(f): 9:38pm On Jan 12, 2023
Have u eva heard of Pick pocket, Aka na akpa and lastly oti Lo...

The most painful part is when you are told to say.

Oya sope Otilo...

E don go..

Bro in this part of the World, its better u hold ur phone for hand make hand pain you since na Hand set......dan for u to begin reason say dem do u JUju collect ur phone ooooooo
PoliticsRe: Buhari: APC Has Delivered On All Electoral Promises Made To Nigerians by remele2(f): 10:33pm On Dec 29, 2022
What of 1Naira to 1Dollar
RomanceRe: I'm 32years Old, Look Very Thin And Small And Only Weigh 35kg . by remele2(f): 11:28pm On Dec 26, 2022
Na that 20k gan gan u for us add weight.... Unless u collect back that money... I go tell u watin u go do to add up...


But u mess up
RomanceRe: How Do I Save My Relationship by remele2(f): 8:38pm On Dec 17, 2022
First, Bro u bleeped up by calling the Boss.....


But really did she threaten to lock you uphuh That was so kind of her oooo she must be a very nice person.....


Bro its better you allow her lock you up for you dnt have sense....

But trust me, she will later come to bail you, by that time u will understand what boundries are..

But i promise you after that, the love will be so strong, she will apologize for locking you up and you will also apologize for crossing the line..


When diz works for you.. pls call me to send my account details ok..

Goodluck
FamilyRe: Man Holds Ex Lover Hostage On Her Way To Wed Another Man After Training Her by remele2(f): 10:08pm On Dec 14, 2022
As we are still on diz mata, another man is somewhere training the breaker of his heart
FamilyRe: 25 Years Old And I Still Don’t Know My Dad by remele2(f): 7:56am On Dec 13, 2022
Bro if you where able to find money that is so difficult to get at 25.... It will not take you 1week to find your father if you want to .....

Start today and thank me next week.
Forum GamesRe: Can You Provide The Correct Answer To This Puzzle? Photo by remele2(f): 5:15pm On Dec 10, 2022
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Music/RadioRe: When Is The Right Time To Start Playing Christmas Music? by remele2(f): 5:28pm On Dec 06, 2022
When you have gotten enof money for bag of rice, Big chicken, ororo , maggi ,Gas to cook and xtra money to move around on that day...


You can start playing the music.....

Note.....if your money nova complete for the above list..... Do not play that music....i repeat,,nva play it, its not for you
BusinessRe: Naira Redesign: Squeeze, Spray Notes, Face Wrath Of Law – CBN by remele2(f): 7:07am On Nov 18, 2022
How doz wen dey give police money for road go come do am now...? That my major concern
Science/TechnologyRe: Scientists Say Earth Needs To Prepare For An Alien Encounter NOW Before Its Late by remele2(f): 9:39pm On Nov 09, 2022
Hmmmm ... Diz kind time wen Rice na 50k na him Alien wan Come Abihuh

Ooooo sorry for dem... Bcus the only preparation na to Buy Nchawu and pepper......... Bcus we go cook dem all.
TravelRe: How My RIDA Driver Tried To Kidnap Me - Twitter User by remele2(f): 10:43pm On Oct 30, 2022
If u read the story very well.... She just downloaded RIDA app to book for a ride.....

Which means other Platforms like Uber, Bolt and the rest wud have blocked her for various fraud complain,which made her want to try her Luck on RIDA app......but she met the a driver that will not take shit....
FoodRe: My Son Rejected This Food Because Of Absence Of *ugba* by remele2(f): 4:11pm On Sep 22, 2022
I remember one of my uncle den, who likes plenty of meat in his food.

He trained his son like that, the boy will not eat if there is no meat in the food.

As Nigeria come happen to my uncle, he couldn't buy much meat to cook again... He was served a meal with just two meat in the plate to eat together with his son.....

the son that is already use to eating meat as he dey chop food . Put hand for plate first take meat,,, na so the papa drop eba hold him son for throat say Chukwudi(stage name oooo) vomit that meat now,, i say vomit it now....

Make Nigeria no happen to any of us oooo make we fit dey atleast afford watin we need
FoodRe: Naija Man Makes The Best Stew In Latin America! (pix) by remele2(f): 6:08pm On Sep 12, 2022
naijamanyoutube:
Nothing is wasted, your data was put to great use. Come eat with me.

Already purging
FoodRe: Naija Man Makes The Best Stew In Latin America! (pix) by remele2(f): 5:10pm On Sep 12, 2022
Wasted Data, ..yeye food
PoliticsRe: Pyrates Confraternity Officially Responds To The Trending Emilokan Video by remele2(f): 10:57am On Aug 09, 2022
Kenneth4u205:
Been playing that song on repeat mode since morning
I come like that song pass Buga by kiz Daniel.

That song dey play on repeat inside my brain like diz... Weda light dey or light no dey... Bro that song dey on repeat inside my head....
PoliticsRe: Female Bread Hawker Campaigns For Atiku In Borno by remele2(f): 11:56pm On Aug 08, 2022
She fit read watin she carry for hand??
RomanceRe: Lady Spots Big Boy Who Wooed Her In Nightclub Repairing Phones At The Market by remele2(f): 7:21pm On Aug 04, 2022
Ay04z:
Some phone repairer earn more dan 500k monthly.. Mumu girl.
Diz guys makes more than 30k every day even more.........diz guys earn more than your white collar Job boy frnds....

But am sure no reasonable guy go like diz girl self.. except yahoo Boys..

Instead of you to be happy he is legit and has a hand work....u are here fooling urself... Ewu
PoliticsRe: FG Confirms Purchase Of N1.4 Billion Worth Of Vehicles For Niger Republic by remele2(f): 8:58pm On Aug 03, 2022
[quote author=07kjb post=115356248]From which source did you get your info?

I heard it on Nigeria Info today....
Radio
PoliticsRe: FG Confirms Purchase Of N1.4 Billion Worth Of Vehicles For Niger Republic by remele2(f): 7:47pm On Aug 03, 2022
Irondome1:
We warned them about this man in 2015 but they didn't listen.
There's another chance to make things right in 2023 if una like make una blow am again.
U nova hear say 69% of New registered voters have bin marked invalid... Dem say na 7million pple no complete the registration process....

Which means dem no go fit vote...

Our eye go soon clear
FoodRe: Mother And Her Three Children Die After Eating Amala In Kogi (Photos) by remele2(f): 7:16am On Aug 02, 2022
Romanoff:
Amala is processed yam, not cassava.

Amala is made from raw yam, cut into thin slices, soaked and dried then milled into the off white flour that becomes Amala.

Some people also use the back of the yam, this type of Amala is very black and the flour is brown in colour.

The original Elubo for Amala, called "gbodo" is quite expensive but the end product is a fluffy, smooth and rich swallow with an inviting aroma.

What I believe that family ate is "lafun".
Does Lafun kill??
PoliticsRe: Senate To Invite Emefiele Over Naira Devaluation by remele2(f): 6:23pm On Jul 27, 2022
I cant wait for APC campaign.....

Watin dem go say dem do ...? Wen make dem wan come backhuh?

That Campaign go sweet scatter..


Like for OBI oooooooooo
FoodRe: What Is Your Favourite Meat? by remele2(f): 6:35pm On Jul 25, 2022
Favourite ke!!!! Make meat don sha Done be my own and soft.... No tell me the animal.... I go chop am
HealthRe: Help!! What's Growing On My Skin!? by remele2(f): 7:18am On Jul 21, 2022
Urkele:
I don't use creamp. I use Eva soap
Comot hand for that soap.. dem don fake that soap plenty.. i use that soap for a long time, at a point i noticed my body started reacting to that soap,,..na so i conclude say i don buy the fake .. i changed soap ... It corrected my skin,,,,,,

As a loyal customer, i went back to get the soap again... Same thing happened,,,hmmmm, i jejely begin use the soap wash cloth..

So change ur soap.
FoodRe: Delete One Of These Foods Forever.(Pic) by remele2(f): 8:17pm On Jul 18, 2022
Biko C ooooo.... I dnt think i have eva brought C with my money
BusinessRe: What Business Can One Start With #10m? by remele2(f): 12:30am On Jul 13, 2022
Hmmmm I took one advice here.on Nairaland and lost all my money..

My Advise to u is dnt take any advise here ooooo...
GamingRe: If You Know That You Rocked This Game, Say Hi by remele2(f): 11:15am On Jul 04, 2022
Truvelisback:
Good day, fellas. If u know that u rocked this game, say hi. grin
Na me and my papa dey play diz game doz days oooo... Una don make me remember my papa
FoodRe: The 200 Naira Suya Meat I Bought today In Birnin Kebbi (photos) by remele2(f): 6:12pm On Jun 28, 2022
Thats Lizard na
HealthRe: Help, I Have Painful Mouth Sores(graphic Pictures) by remele2(f): 3:59pm On Jun 27, 2022
Jamesbiodun:
Go and get Vitamin C
Na watin i wan tell am too... Go buy Vitamin C....u go dey alright
FoodRe: See The ₦7,500 Supermarket Bread That Got People Talking - Photo by remele2(f): 2:12pm On Jun 23, 2022
Na wen that bread stay der spoil for straight one week... Dem go begin do agege bread .... Wen we all sabi d prize
Christianity EtcRe: Rapture, Are You Prepared? by remele2(f): 9:51am On Jun 19, 2022
Naijanascam:
Kindly prepare for your own Rapture.... because there will be no collective Rapture.


My death is my Rapture
Your death is also your own Rapture and it's high time you start doing good cos Rapture can occur to us individually at any point in time...,
Thank You tell them.. Rapture na individual thing.. some pple trumpet don sound today as me and u dey like diz
TravelRe: Nigerian Man Shows Off How Much He Has Changed Five Months After Leaving Nigeria by remele2(f): 8:42pm On Jun 10, 2022
Ahmed0336:
I was expecting to see similar picture taken in a factory.

Even here in naija, mechanics look dirty during the day but cute at night.
Bro with dat same cloth in Nigeria, that guy will look like Ogwu azu... Trust me..
PoliticsRe: 2023: INEC, Keep Sensitive Materials With Pastors And the Muric - Shehu Sani by remele2(f): 9:23am On May 13, 2022
It wud even be safer, if they choose to keep it at any bustop....... Pastor kee angry

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