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pinkPUSSY:
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Na dix one dem dey call otu ti zeeh.....

Na catapilar tyre u small toyota dey use... Abi na Julius Berger tie the bot wen u dey try use ordinary and loose.... Abi 900 bags of cement dey inside the moto wen u dey try jack am ?


Wen i get the ans... I will advise u

Na Automatic Job.. no be manual job

remaningchamp:
Someone should please help me with any amount to buy good
to eat am hungry I need food and if you have any manual job
for me too I ll appreciate please help me and hungry thanks
and God bless 65. 55. 38. 64. 14 Fidelity bank

Na who no sabi politricks , the tricks dey shock after....Olu go soon come endorse another person for back..... I wan know weda u go dey for the night meeting wen dem finally decide

If u understand politics, u will immediately understand... Osibanjo's deceleration is part of Tinibu's plan........


Thats why most ppl call its politricks...... Watch as things unfold, i saw diz coming,,

Is thunder still firing pple?

My own was from Lagos to PH.... I took the available flight.... And it was all a scam.

crows2ravens:
Just Festac to Lekki?
I once flew from Lagos to Abuja for an interview, only to be informed on getting there that they have decided to postpone it, and were sorry they should have informed us earlier. A management position for that matter.
It's actually a sign that the company's executives are not professional, and workplace could even be toxic. The job is certainly insecure.
Except you are desperate for a job now, I wouldn't advice you to go back even if they call back.

flejnr2:
u funny o. that moto go fit reach shagamu ?

Kill me oooooo

flejnr2:
Mercedes 190e would have been better

I bin wan ask say where she go dey repair am... Foe instance this moto spoil for Shagamu.... No to kuku leave am der troway key... Nter ABC transport dey go

Now u left 9ja.. Just to go an rape..... Eeeh, Nna, did u forget where u where coming from oooooo.. Only say u remember say u be 9ja person.. Ur kondo supoz fall na

Sirheny007:
Uha soup hits its peak taste when it's 2days old.
That's the way I eat it.
Warm 2days old uha soup + cold soft akpụ.

This dish will have me singing "Come O ye faithful"

Ooooo my lord,,,, u sabi better thing.. That is the best time to njoy Oha soup.. The second day after warming it

Biko, watin the bill go do for us abi watin the bill go change..


Make i put am in a clear term,, whats the usefulness of the just singed bill??

shakir0802:
It can be cast since it aluminum ask for blacksmith can help u out but ur mechanic need to remove it first

Do you know any please... I stay in Lagos

That is where the alternator is screwed to... The aluminium cast from the engine is broken. Can it be fixed

Hello NLders, i was driving my car and noticed my steering is strong , immediately i parked and noticed the engine wall/bracket thats holds my alternator is Broken...


How do i fix diz... Blow is the picture

Something wen u go propose for room.. U come come alter.... Hw she go accept... Watin u want make d girl explain to bro Timothy wen she bin dey give green light?? Well she gats fall ur hand to keep oda relationships sailing

When u carry hungry dey waka up and down..... U nova even knock for door, u don dey complain.. Hope u cooked....... As na restaurant him tell u say he dey work..... Biaaaaaa... Biko... U gats chop bread and Pepsi ooooo

blancsn1:
Who are you ? Who sabi you.
A governor is talking you de pit mouth. You think he was in kindergarten when they offer in the giver seat.

I wish i could understand 10% of all you just typed,,, but its so unfortunate u have a phone with internet.

Hmmmmm.... Make i no talk oooooo.. Watin i wan talk no too good.. Bur who tell diz man to talk diz thing self

Differentiate:
Omo why be say na always women dey get problem with uber drivers

I think if ladies will understand that this guys are rending service and not one slave u command up and down without respect,,.... U will see why guys dnt complain much the way we ladies do...

Lets take for instance the ambiance on the out side is about 120 Fahrenheit which is about 49 degrees Celsius which is almost half of a boiling poin forgetting that the car is pure pan... And u start( shouting Oga, is ur AC On)? But u are seating the back seat with all the make-up on ur faze like helmet,, how will the AC touch you biko.....

When i need that AC and i am on heavy make-up i go to the front seat ooooo to enjoy my money.....

Car that u cant stay for 8hrs u are already behaving like the owner, and ordering the driver around with commanding Voice...

KillIgbohoN0W:
Okra soup is the most useless soup in the world.

Until u taste the one i prepared myself, it will be ur best food

dfrost:
Threatened by who? You? Hundreds of eye witnesses?

what happened in the case of end sars lekki saga?

dfrost:
But you ans I don't have all the details. I'm sure eye witnesses were there. So let's hold on for them to narrate what happened.

The eye witness that will be threaten.......

dfrost:
Immediate judgment? How does that solve the problem? Will that bring the dead school children back to life?

Don't think like this nah... Violence cannot solve the problem. People need to be held accountable.

I think if a lasma was dealt with... Am sure the Boss will not have come here to say the media lied

I can even eat my food and leave the meat or fish without eating it at all.... Even when i have them in my food

Run RUN RUNNNNNNN

FIVE YEARS AGO I ASKED DIZ SAME QUESTION HERE..

After that, i wished i nva knew Nairaland

Iyaebe:
Is he single? let's start from the scratch together.

U no sabi where scratch dey start abi?

Come make i show u d real scratch

Ewu

sammirano:
Its just started, soon you wont be able to work without speaking yoruba in lagos. You people are the archtect of your doom in pur land

Who iz dix one?

the only pple reasons like u are doz that have nva explored life...

I hope u will nva in ur life pray for Visa someday.

wonder233:
#endlastma is the next protest loading. Unlike endsars, this would be bloodier cos this will determine once an for all the soul of Lagos. It might sound farfetched, but when it happens, no one will see it coming. Lastma officials blatantly will ask you if you're yoruba first of all to determine how ruthless they will be with you. Most non-indegenes are taking note. They lastma, lagos govt think when the uprising starts, the usual propaganda of "ibos vs yorubas" will save them. All sensible fed up people irrespective of tribe will join hands to chase them away. The tribal bigots shouts would be drowned

You are 100% correct, when they hold you, they 1st want to know if you are Igbo, once u are Igbo, forget it.... Dey will milk you.. Very wicked pple....

Was driving one day at ajah under bridge when the traffic light was blank, no light at all, i drove pass, they gathered me that once i see its blank, its means its on Red, that the red bulb is dead,

They asked if i was Igbo or Yoruba, when i said Igbo, the other guy said diz one will reach office in yoruba language, i laf.... The rest of the story no be watin i go write for here...

Una Good night

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