[I] Desmond! Desmond!! Desmond!!![/I]
E no go better for you

falcon01:
Samsung s8

With battery of 3000Mah? Fear God nah

Good for them.
Man U will keep breaking our hearts.
It's Man City vs Real Madrid
hoha

With the likes of NOI I really feel like the future is female,but when I look around me,I can't help but shake my head.
Keep making us proud Ma.

IGBO AMAKA

seniorgozman:
He built the church

He built the hotel where as the hotel houses the church

godliman:
Na who allow this man enter him church sef let alone near alter. Umahi is part of Nigeria's problem. He is the Judas of the south east like Tinubu of the south west. He is a disgrace

The church is located right inside a hotel owned by the gov. (Osborne la palms) hotel mile 50 Abakaliki

ComedianzazaB:
wahala be like wetin again?

E be like menstrual pad,e too dey shift

BREAKING!!! Heavy Tension As Unknown Gunmen Shoot Imo Commissioner, Others!
Unknown gunmen have shot the Imo State Commissioner for Entrepreneurship and Skill Acquisition, Iyke Ume.
The unknown gunmen shot the Commissioner at Orji, on Owerri- Okigwe Road very close to the Orji Divisional Police Headquarters.
According to report, one of the motorists who was shot was driving an unmarked security vehicle.
He was driving in the vehicle, when they double crossed him, shot him before attacking other vehicles, including commercial buses.
The ugly incident caused panic in the area and equally brought to an end to commercial activities within the area as people, including those drinking at nearby bars who scampered for safety.

https://abntv.com.ng/2021/04/fears-as-gunmen-shoot-imo-commissioner-others/

Hmmm
My brother,if I tell you what I saw eh.
My babe just dey give Bleep anyhow o.
She was even planning on seeing a guy in Lagos all the way from Enugu. She wanted to also use the same opportunity to see her ex whom she had been begging for sex even after telling me she was done with the guy.
Infact,she is a call girl.
Sharp sharp I screenshot everything send for am for WhatsApp.
I tried talking to her and she flared up ....I just send am screenshot,she mellow.
Since May last year,I just decided to dey my dey.
Don't even ask me how I got to her chats,she logged in with my phone and forgot to log out

This brown envelope GOD OF MAN will finish the little dignity left in Obiano kpata kpata

Flashy lifestyle,when they fall I'll they start begging for donors. Anyways congratulations to him

Chai Dave,you see wetin you do your people?

CHoccolaTE:


Because its those kind of topic Nairaland males love to click so they can insult women.

Sorry, are you a male, female or bobrisky ?

Women women women for front page since morning. mtcheeew

I've forgotten what I wanted to say.
Walahi

PrimadonnaO:
There are different ways a person can be considered funny. It doesn't have to be the Akpororo-kinda funny.

But yeah, a person that can make me laugh will always be attractive to me.

Funny for me involves good wit and and use of sarcasm! So sexy!

You need to give me a try

Person wey dn cash out tey tey.
Wetin concern am again �

I can actually do this.... I don't see any problem here. It's just that by the time you guys are done ,I'll be nowhere to be found. chikina

Ana akogheri

ashawopikin:
she be witch

I swear.
One kogi girl got stuck to me sometimes ago in Enugu and at a point I said to myself THIS GIRL MUST BE A WITCH especially with her mum's romance with diabolical stuffs.
She doesn't eat fish and anytime we hang out with friends and point and kill is brought to our table,she would always excuse herself.
If I mistakenly consume fish she would always know and will avoid me.
We lodged in a hotel after attending a night show and when I excused myself to eat noodles at bisala road (I actually ate indomie and fish) that night ,only to return to our room and she didn't even allow me come close to her that night.
At a point,I had to break the jinx o, I left my work and relocated to a nearby State.
Na so I take end am o

What do I know?

ablejesus26:
One of the major things we lack in this Country is Sympathy. I don't know if my assumption is worthy of further assessment but I think this lack of Sympathy is worse off in Lagos.

People are just in so much hurry to even give a second look at handicapped ones .

I saw something today dat really got me.

a young boy crawling on his stomach and begging,the manner at which people just speedily passed by was what really touched me the most.

Have you asked if the person have any alm to offer?
You complain they walk too fast past the Beggers, who wouldn't walk quickly to his biz with the economic nature of the country.
BTW most of those Beggers are richer than many people here.
Go and ask about Okwute (a dwarf) that begs for money in front of Enugu ShopRite,he lives in Abakpa Nike , He has a house,many buses etc

merieam16:
Fatherhood nko

Na Kai Kai them dey buy for us.

Our prayers being answered elsewhere

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WHY ARE YOU NOT MEGA RICH YET?

Wahala be like sanitary pad, e too dey shift

GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnn

WTO: Igbo.
ICC: Igbo.
Ugochukwu U: Igbo.
Me young millionaire at 24 with over 7m: Igbo.

etc: Igbo.

IGBO AMAKA.

The future is IGBO.

[b]IGBO[/] amaka nwanne