₦airaland Forum

Fhemmmy:
That is the buzz word there, so tell me what is normal in Nigeria devt for the people and education where most have to be on strike every 6 months, an done and cant get a job

Even with present state of things people should still get married as soon as they can. I would say as soon as they have any form of income inflow. Since obviously they do not keep themselves from having affairs they are just not getting married. The resources spent or wasted on bf/gf crap is enough to lead a normal life. They should get a life partner and begin leaving and growing together as our parents did. Life has no blueprint so yours should not be like anyone's. Marriage ceremony expenses is not responsibilities of wedding couples, parents are supposed to take care of marriage ceremony, and there is no minimum level of expenses, I mean it does not have to be talk of the town. You can limit number of babies making there are so many legitimate ways of doing that. My take about marriage is that if you want to do it, the early the better. You grow and mature on it. Even if you marry at the age of 50yrs you would still go thru the learning curve why not start early.
It takes a minimum of 20- 25 yrs to train an average child to be able to be on his or her own, add that your present age how would you not train a child with your retirement fund. If you are still struggling at 30 who gives you assurance that it would be better soon. So get at it now, now. May God help you.

ibkaye:
I have a very high tolerence for pain

you will not be tested for pain tolerance level, by the grace of God.

Topic: I am passionate about kids.

Builder:
This indeed is the beginning of good things to come, wives of bastards dying like fried chicken, just cant wait for all of them to die one by one

There is no connection btw their dying anyhow with how they ruled us. Everybody dies so no gain in rejoicing over anybody's death. Even as the news of their sickness make headlines their victims still die unsung every day of lesser sicknesses. They never told you they would not die, infact it is fear of death and poverty that make some steal so much for their unborn 20th generations. Instead of waiting for death days of wicked leaders we should find a way of getting good leaders in place, in my opinion.

[b]IBB family says Maryam is alive


Abuja, Nov. 16, 2009 The family of former Military President Ibrahim Babangida says Maryam Babangida is alive.

The family made the clarification in a statement issued on Monday in Abuja in reaction to a rumour making rounds that the former First Lady is dead.

The statement, signed by Ibrahim Ismail, Special Assistant to the former president, described the rumour as ``untrue, cruel and malicious’’.

``The IBB family wishes to assure Nigerians and well wishers all over the world that the matriarch of the family Hajiya Maryam Babangida is alive and not dead.

``We wish to state unequivocally that the rumour which says she passed on at a Hospital oversea was a calculated attempt to create mischief.

``Albeit, the power to give life or take life belongs to Allah. As people of faith, the Babangida family believe that at the appointed time, every soul shall revert to its creator,’’ it said.


``We would like to use this medium to thank all the people who have communicated with the family to ascertain the true position of Hajiya,’’ it added. (END)


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Missy B:
Rotflmaooooooostlwkmd!!
I swear, if ma prof catch me deh laugh like this . . . . .I'll kill You.

permit me then to assist you with some laugh,

Whatever fact you guys dig up does not give those banks the right to play casino with people's money. Non of the CEOs said to have given unsecured loans have come out to say he lied. Anything done to safe this economy is fine. People have lost almost all their life investments in Nigeria in the past two years and the drainage must be stopped. What is the proportion of Unity Bank loans to Oceanic or UBN or Afribank or ICB. We like to complain of bad government, lack of this lack of that but when someone tries to do something to correct situation we get blinded with either religious or tribal bigotry. The same sentiment not shared by the criminals in power both in private and public positions. Yet the complainers are the worse for it.

sweetpie23:
ugly guys full nairaland.

man no dey ugly, na poor in dey poor, lol

add this:
opelovely, https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=71124
chinesedoll, https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=13034

Very accommodating

Everything and more,

Mo mo wipe ola yoo dara

Asepo iru ewo

Owon gogo laa ko eko

E tooro owo ati omo.

Kini nbe ninu igbo

Mi oi tii se tan

Understand ni nje agboye, agboye ni baba oro (what about now)

O daa kini o fe gbo oooo

O na mi ko dun mi

bembe is a knid of drum so also is gangan

topic: yen daasi ni aana (Ghanian) ndupe

Gangan o pariwo, ki a fi we bembe.

Under normal circumstances, I mean with good education and economic development, ladies should marry at age of 21 and men at age of 25 that way they would be able to complete training their kids before retirement. Today's reality has chnaged that though. However for those who are lucky to be ready at that age its the best.

There is no big deal for a woman to have anything separately but should not conceal it from the husband. If the man is trying to make ends meet at home only to learn that he had been doing all his best to make someone who never trusted him happy and fit , that could lead to the end of the relationship. Personally. I am advocate of couples keeping separate accounts both for security and accountability in case unexpected happens. Some women could go from rich to broke, a day after their husbands' death just because they have joint acct or the woman was dependent on monthly cash flow from the husband. Whatever you have, declare it, so that if someone told your hussy, he would not be the last person know about what his closest person has been doing.

Ni Hao, Omo Igboro, rora o, Ile gbige ma nyo eniyan oo. Odun ayo la o se oo. Amin.

Radiant:
Remi, it's not Osofia but Os[b]u[/b]ofia.

or de-kidnapped Nkem Owoh Osuofia, lol, Thanks for the observation jare.

On a lighter mood, Osofia can win Guinness record with this. "The First Person to be Released by Kidnappers on Credit".

o jo bee

ibkaye:
ni la la jo ga

IBKAYE, you no go kill person, lwkmd


topic: bayi bayi lao maa ri o.

Money disappears in Nigeria Stock Exchange

It is posted in all banks that any transfer above N3m for individual or N10m for Corporate would be reported to authority Authority here could be any one from Presidency, Interpol, etc etc,  including your wife, lol. Attached is EFCC basic functions as posted on their webpage for your guide. We are under "Big Brother" all over the world these days, not only Nigeria, nothing is secret you are being watched.

Naijapedia

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=352081.msg4928054#msg4928054 date=1258256615]THANK GOD!!! 
he shall come out and reign again!! makes me laugh ooo. 

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im laughing so so sooooo hard right now.
100,000 balance? or else what?
how can kidnappers say he owes a balance of 100,000. and what will they do if he doesnt pay? LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO.
anyway, since the kidnappers have let him go, where are the police to arrest them?
they are still waiting for 100,000 so obviously they disclosed of a location that the money will be paid.
i really dont understand.
my mom and i were discussing this and we think the police have a hand in this.[b]
maybe they are working together with the kidnappers and will later divide the money amongst themselves in return for not arresting those kidnappers.[/b]how the hell did they know where Nkem Owoh was going and where he was?
hmmmmm, something just doesnt add up.
is the 20, 20 naira they collect for road not enough again?
shouldnt the police have been able to track the kidnappers by now? after all, the ransom was paid.
NA WA OOOOOOOO!!!!!![/quote]On behalf of NPF I declare you wanted for false allegation, malicious thinking, dangerous suggestion, incitive comment, felonable  publicity, treasonable thought and more to be added when remembered.