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^^^^^ Se e ngbo oro le nu awon "Ade'ko d'ere"

bayi FL Gators ti si omiran https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=344912.msg4955284#msg4955284 ye link yen wo.

Come to think of it, those complaning that YarAdua is slow and they want him dead, which of the past "fast" presidents has ruled better than him. What does Nigeria has to show for their "fastness". Babangida was so fast in decision making that he himself said "History would forgive us for taking wrong decisions but would not forgive us for not taking one", then went on taken all kinds of rash decisions that got us to where we are today. I am yet to believe that history has forgiven him and his AFRC.

All those announcing the death of a living person should be careful, only God has control of lives. They should remember almost all those who formed burial committee of Zik based on false death announcement in 1988 died before the man.

Culture? owe lesin oro wa ni be, gbogbo awon ore wa ti sa sehin, tirendi yen ti fee ku s'ona bii eefin,

se eniyan mi daadaa ni mo wa, koko lara otaa le, gbon gbon kan ko si, ayafi eni tin mba ti ara e, iwo naa nko?

e rora yo 'fe ooo

coolier:
At a point in every woman's life they want to settle down, have a home, a husband and children and I think men would want the same.

true talk, though men tend to pose as superhuman, but when they are above 40 they desire more stability in living as such need companions and even become more religious, those who played about for too long may even have regrets, lol.

abi won ran e simi ni?

^^^ may be my example was not that spot on, lol, but there is desperation in all lands in different forms according to the area, even not complaning about partner's infidelity or allowing polygamy could be a sign of desperation. You would only know much about where you stay. Ghanians practically marry the husband and takes cares of him, culturally.

^^^ despiration comes in many forms it depend on what is in vogue in your area. Is an American woman that could kill a man for infidelity not despirate to keep him?

^^^^^^ It beats me why Nigerians only think in the context of Nigeria. Go to Brazil you would know the meaning of hunting for husband. With soo many women and no one to marry them.

On a lighter mood, enjoy some funny quotes on marriage:

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Lee Majors

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Al Gore

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Mike Tyson

The great question,  which I have not been able to answer,  is, "What does a woman want?
George Clooney

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Bill Clinton

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
George W. Bush

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Rudy Giuliani

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
Michael Jordan

"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!
Donald Trump

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Shaquille O’Neal

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once, 
Kobe Bryant

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
David Hasselhoff

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Alec Baldwin

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Barack Obama

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Tommy Lee

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted",  Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Brad Pitt

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Jimmy Kimmel

“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”
David Letterman

“First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, soon after, comes Suffer, ing!
Jay Leno

wa won lo si ile won,

lara ke? lapa ibo?

Sister Aishabee, just like bro Abuzola said, you do not have to fast consecutively, you can stagger them as convenient for you, maybe one a week or one in two weeks, we have 48 weeks from one Ramadan to the other, you should be able to finish. If your medical condition does not improve till next Ramadan, obviously you would still not able to fast. In that case you would have to feed someone during the month. If done during Ramadan, you do not need to tell the person since the person would be fasting anyway and both of you would be rewarded equally. However, if you need someone to fast for you when Ramadan is not on, unless the person fasts naturally on his own during that period you may have to let him know. May Allah guide us aright.

semid4lyfe:
Na wa o! You diasporan's even watch more Nollywood movies than Nigerians at home.

yeah, you can take the boy from Nigeria but you can not take Nigeria from the boy. lol.

Salaam alaekum Brothers and Sisters, Eld kabir would be considing with Jummah this Friday. The following may be a guide to any doubting members of Ummah. It states that you are allowed to leave one for the other. Please read and digest.

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What to do when `Eed coincides with Friday - 1
ref: http://www.fatwa- online.com/ fataawa/worship/ fasting/fas015/ 0000106_1. htm

Question: , he gave a fatwa that the Jumu'ah and Zuhr prayer are "dropped" (not obligatory) if one attended the `Eed prayer whether it is the imaam or (any of) the congregation, ,

Response: If the `Eed coincides with Friday, then attendance to the Jumu'ah prayer for anyone who attended the `Eed prayer is "dropped" (not obligatory) except for the imaam. For certainly he is not relieved of this obligation except if the people do not gather for the Jumu'ah (prayer).

And with Allaah lies all the success, and may Allaah send prayers and salutations upon our Prophet Muhammad (sal-Allaahu `alayhe wa sallam) and his family and his companions.

The Permanent Committee for Islaamic Research and Fataawa, comprising -
Head: Shaykh 'Abdul 'Azeez ibn Abdullaah ibn Baaz;
Deputy Head: Shaykh 'Abdur-Razzaaq 'Afeefee;
Member: Shaykh 'Abdullaah Ibn Qu'ood
Fataawa al-Lajnah ad-Daa.imah lil-Buhooth al-'Ilmiyyah wal-Iftaa. - Volume 8, Page 179, Fatwa No.2140

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What to do when `Eed coincides with Friday - 2
ref: http://www.fatwa- online.com/ fataawa/worship/ fasting/fas015/ 0000106_6. htm

Question: If any of the two `Eeds fall on a Friday (Jumu'ah), do you pray the Jumu'ah (prayer) with its khutbah on that day or not?

Response: That which is legislated for the Muslims if the `Eed coincides with Friday is to pray the `Eed prayer and the Jumu'ah prayer in the masaajid (plural of masjid) where the Jumu'ah prayer is (normally) held. And it is permissible for one who attended the `Eed prayer to leave off the Jumu'ah and instead perform the Zuhr prayer.

Shaykh Ibn Baaz
Majmoo' Fataawa Samaahatu ash-Shaykh Ibn Baaz - Volume 4, Page 504, Fatwa No. 556

davidif:
[size=18pt]CAN SOMEBODY PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE TEACH ME EKITI? I ONLY KNOW HOW TO SPEAK BASIC YORUBA.[/size]

Btw Ifeleke and Toyin (FL Gators) you would find good Ekiti lessons, lol, so make friend with them. All the best.

e nle be hun ooo. se opin ose dun?

Na waa for this "First Family" ooo, This same Governor came from EFCC cell for swearing in ceremony after court decleared him winner.

wo mi, ko s'oro.

adura nii gba agbara ko,

E soro gidi, ka mo eyi tee wa.

Oluschenco:
@Orilee,
So far ti o ti je iyan, gbagba gbogbo titi to ti baje, maje ki awon idiot kan ma gbe enu ni igbe kugbe ti awa omo ekiti.

awon aritenimoowi abi.

Omo atiro to ran won ni bata ese kan ni, oro lo fe e gbo.

Oore pe asiwere gbagbe.

Omo ti eya ba bi eya ni yoo jo.

Bi ile ba san ni ,bi o san ni awo laa wo
Ojo npa iyo,inu ori ndun amo ki ori na ma se afira oorun ti yo.

rita@NL over to you:
Ti okete ba lo tan oun ni ____________________

Iran ori kan ki si ile ya_____________________

Bi oti lewu ki adaba o ma gbogiri to____________

chamotex:
OgidiOlu, okay lemme teach u a lil something


Next time you see a yoruba babe . . . just approach her and say "Jeka ma dorawa"

tabi ko so fun wipe "gbami l'eti" lol

SeanT21:
mommy said I shouldnt talk to strangers.

and you are NL,

chow, si iwo naa, o digba, aburo.