₦airaland Forum

Cassandra

ojeffo:
First of all,those of u who is saying that oga bode is in jail should have a rethink,what with every thing that makes the life enjoyable at his disposal,his wives and girlfriends have a 100% access to him anytime of the day.He sleeps and snores heavily on a very big,soft bed,he watches all the premiership matches and the u-17 world cup on a 42 inch high definition lcd tv.A new parking lot was created to accomodate his army of visitors mostly top govt and pdp excos.He is constantly in touch with his fellow pen robbers.SO TELL ME IS DAT A PRISON TERM

Prison is prison even if the abode is better than the best outside prison, Elewon is Elewon for life. Freedom is curtailed that is priceless. He now has a criminal record has an ex-convict that would require state pardon before getting involved in governance again. Considering his age, is that the way to end a life long built records, being jailed.

Dauda

Kunbee:
Ugly boi

hehehe, the princess is on the loose again!!!!!!

topic:

Adenike

[quote author=Aloy~Emeka link=topic=350147.msg4899672#msg4899672 date=1257901583]Their education is just to put food on the table but man pikin must respect the power of sango. [/quote] LWKMD

Nimotallah - God's gift

luv2talk:
i hope they will get it done this time, Pls,help me tell Mr. Fix It that Bode the theif is waiting for him in Kirikiri

For the N320bn he take repair imaginary roads ba?

Omoronike

why am I so eager to see spikedcylinder's first response?, lol

toideve:
she is not fine

Which one are you referring to Arin or Laide?

Tourism minded

I think it is Arinola Ojo, check her out in this attached clip:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioxa8Nxcse4

mekusxxx:
Very very good. But how does 12 years compare to Bode George's 2.5 years? The law is really an arse

Bode George and his fans club were not convicted for any cash stealing, they got them for breaking the rule by way of splitting contracts that were over their authority to approve. The judge ruled that EFCC did not prove any cash stealing, lol.

9ijaprince:
@remii: shut up and get the fu*k out of here. Stupid tribalist.

Sorry oo, Enu e lee wa yen. Statement withdrawn.

So, kidnapping na the new business now, na wa ooo, lol

There is really no big deal in getting free ride to and from office. Unless you see other things, the fact that you know is enough to keep them in check. The truth must be told sha, you can not stop your woman from doing whatever she want to do, even under your nose. Stop suspecting your wife or one though would lead to another. The first time she realizes you have doubt about faithfulness a crack would be created in the house, if your suspicion was wrong she would hate you. Men are more tolerant of such accusation than women. However if you think your wife is the weak type or the "Nice Man" could not be trusted with women then make alternative transportation for her.

EFCC preface of legal functions attached

In my own opinion, when you get service you pay, if EFCC would render service free because it is a government outfit, why do we pay immigration for passport, pay CAC for business registration, Pay SEC commission for shares transfer, pay VAT, pay to register cases in court, buy postal stamps, pay stamp duties, when you require special police coverage you pay, etc etc. Anytime you want something beyond the ordinary you pay, shikena. EFCC rendered services to the banks and should get paid. Their assignment require additional resource expenditure because of laxity of view, Do you subscribe to tax payers money spent to correct recklessness of private individuals?

Deep Sight:
You are a crass illiterate. I don't have the energy to expatiate. Just go and read the EFCC Act, and understand what they have powers to do and what they do not have powers to do. Note that the EFCC is never authourized to act as a debt collection agency.

Your example about the DEA in the USA is flawed. Criminal proceeds such as Drug money cannot be returned to the criminals. However loans are legitimate funds that belong to the shareholders and depositors of banks, and should be returned to them. Skimming 10% off is as corrupt as it gets, especially when done by an agency that has no legal powers to act as such.

Somebody tell me, had these banks got services of private debt collectors to retrieve their money from non performing debtors, are they (banks) going to pay for the services rendered or not. Please explain because  we may look at this EFCC service to the banks similar to auditors, private security outfits etc. If looked from that angle and the percentage is agreed upon before commencement of service it is legitimate.

Even for America police get % for ticket issued, that is why arrest dey increase towards end of month,

I have phobia for any kind of poverty, either spiritual or material.

Just laugh the following off, we need each other:

Men ' s Pearls of wisdoms of Wisdom

1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big privates or a good memory. I don ' t remember, what I chose.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object,  Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
4,  Impotence: Nature ' s way of saying ' No hard feelings,  '
5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - ' don ' t ' and ' stop ' , unless they are used together.
6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
7. There are three stages of sex in a man ' s life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
8. Virginity can be cured,
9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.
10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don ' t have a good partner, you ' d better have a good hand.
11. I tried phone intimacy once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
13. Q: What ' s an Australian kiss?
      A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing,
15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
     A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn ' t,
16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
     A: Breasts don ' t have eyes.
17. Despite the old saying, ' Don ' t take your troubles to bed ' , many men still sleep with their wives!!

Send to the men who need a laugh and the women with a good sense of  humour.

Nsikak

semid4lyfe:
50 yrs and nothing to show except poor programming, bad pictures and graphics.

NTA sure has lots to show, it trained almost all the broadcasting and entertainment big names in the land before they broke out to start their own. The programming is getting better too considering the diverse and completion scope they require to cover. Must we bad mouth anything Nigerian?

Who could remember the singer of this song:

You go dey poose
You go dey denge, denge
You go dey poose
Wetin you get
You no get nothing
Wetin you be
You be nothing ,
,
,

sloobtv:
haba so u all dont know the artiste its sir shina peters lol!!!

pureminded:
hm hm , O like sunny ade

Hun hunm, na Ayinla Omowura, LWKMD.

Seriouly jare the correct person Bongos Ikwe as stated above by omoge

IFELEKE:
pafati o tun ti de abi?

IYA NGBALI:
pervert da?where is he?o ti pe ti mo ti nwa bobo na

^^^^^^
Iyangbali ati Ifeleke Apa keji , lol.



Gbogbo ile en le ni bi oooo

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=347946.msg4876657#msg4876657 date=1257553554]lmao!!!!!

go through the whole thread, read the comments.
the girl is just FAT, plain and simple.

this is my definition of curvy.
when a woman has nice hips, a nice round butt, and nice breast. also she must have a flat stomach and smaller arms. her legs cannot look like logs of wood either.

but this is ini edo:
she DOES have big breast and ALSO a BIG ass. she does have a waist.
but ALSO. . . she has a stomach, big arms, and big legs.
so that just makes her fat.
most fat people have big butts and big breasts, that doesnt make them curvy. most of the time they have that and everything else big.
she is just FAT oooo.
did you see her wedding pics? she was most def wearing a gurdle (sp?) and she sqeezed her arse into that dress. lol

she isnt THAT fat but she is a bit on the heavy side.[/quote]THE AMAKA: Which of those things you count against that woman yo get, abi you no get any?. The babe dey Houston, I will tell her to come NY come konk you. lol

coolG:
quote from: dkings101 on Today at 12:44:12 AM
Maybe you should start by asking when will the investors who purchased First Bank shares at over 50 and 60 naira recoup their investments? If you answer that question, that will be true for other investors holding the shares of the banks you stated above. By the way, where did you see those shares trading less than 2 naira? I do not think any of those bank's shares is trading for less than 3 naira. I hope you did not intentionally misstate the share prices for the purpose of your argument.

FBN did not drop from N60 to present value, since then they have given divided of N1.2, N1, and N1.35 respectively. They have given also bonuses of 1 for 4 and 1 for 6. At current price of N14 your N60 shares of 2007 is about N45 now which means you could get your money if you sold at N20, this is possible and I mean very soon. Remember also that when FBN was N60 the likes of Oceanic was at N38 and ICB was N44, PHB was N28, while Oceanic has given N1.20 since then and only 1 for 10 with no bonus this year (yet to be effected though), ICB has not given anything till it dropped to present near valuelessness.
I have shares of these people and I can tell you they dealt with us shareholders big time.

dkings101:
He can open tat his smelling mouth to say "Shareholders of the eight banks as automatically lost there investors" then what happen to first bank investor. Now every1 can see that is approach for the sacking of the Bank CEO was political and northern agenda. He even had skeleton in his cupboard and he is worried about others. Pls make una no forfeit my money oo if una no wan make God punish una. Stupid CBN and Nigerian Govt, mess up Nigeria and there ideology.

My friend if you had bought Oceanic, UBN, Afribank, ICB and PHB shares at N22, N30, N22, N34, N17 respectively and they are all worth less that N2 now, when do you hope to recoup your investment. Meanwhile FBN, GTB etc are are doing good and paying dividends so let be object and alllow some people to fix this Quatry (country) We complain of bad government and underdevelopment but abhor harsh realities.

Don Umeh:
At last our prayer is now working against Sanusi. First Bank's bad loan is begining to surface.

I don't know what you mean by your prayer and who are the praying with you, FBN is about 6 times bigger that Oceanic, how do you compare N74bn total toxic with N34bn Madam Cecilia gave her son's nanny alone and almost 1/2trillion theyall gave Ololo to buy their own stocks and fairy tale prices. All said Sanusi never called himself a saint and banks always give loan with expectations that some may go bad, it becomes an issue when decorum is through to winds